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Anil
10-20-2005, 07:20 PM
oK... I'm new at the whole randomness thingbut I thought this might be fun since you guys obviously have a wonderful sense of humour...


I propose we hatch a plan to take over the world(this sounds very Pinky and the Brain)... only none of the conventional methods can be used...

That means no conventional armies, weapons, or politics... use your imagination...

We'll do this in stages so that it doesn't get out of hand...

Stage 1. Resource gathering... basically anything you can bring to the table to help the plan along... The catch is this... it must be something you own or can buy... Or a person that you can convince to go along with this... If it's something you can convince to go along with this or someone you own, well I guess that's fine too. You can also request something that you don't have, but hope someone else does and you think may be useful...

When we have gathered enough materials we proceed to stage 2...

Stage 2. Building an army

This means we have to decide on rank and codes of conduct( be very careful what you suggest here especially since I will feel partially responsible if you get banned). We also have to construct weapon's from the materials gathered... please don't get to technical... it is, afterall, meant to be fun.

Stage 3. Governing the empire

Once we've successfully built our army we need to decide the rules for the citizenry... enough said. I'll discuss this more later...

Well then... On to stage one!!! btw you can bring more stuff later on... it doesn't all have to be in one post...

I'll go first... I have
- a fan(working one)
- a tv as old as I am(18 if you're wondering) and barely working
- some old stereo equipment
- leftovers in the fridge(soldiers have to eat afterall)
-my room, which is located in the basement. Conveniently it means my parents rarely ever visit it and can be used for storing smaller items.

I would like to request a Zip drive...

Jinchuu
10-20-2005, 07:32 PM
This is plain stupid.. What's your goal? What are you trying to estabilish by posting a thread like this? Enligten us please. Give me a reason why this thread should not be closed. (Being ultimate random does not count.)

Anil
10-20-2005, 07:35 PM
This is plain stupid.. What's your goal? What are you trying to estabilish by posting a thread like this? Enligten us please. Give me a reason why this thread should not be closed. (Being ultimate random does not count.)

wow... sorry... I didn't think it was that stupid, but quite frankly I did it cause I was bored and thought if enough people contributed it would be funny...

Does it suck that much then...?

Jinchuu
10-20-2005, 07:40 PM
Well, to tell the truth yes, sorry. Well since its in randomness, I will leave it be, hope you will be able to enjoy yourself when people start contributing.

Nakunaru Shinrin
10-20-2005, 07:44 PM
I don't realy get it. Shall we continue on yours or should we build our own. Why didn't you say all of your stages. if you explain, I will gladly go to war against you

Anil
10-20-2005, 07:52 PM
I don't realy get it. Shall we continue on yours or should we build our own. Why didn't you say all of your stages. if you explain, I will gladly go to war against you

.......

ok, apparently I have somehow been unclear...*scratches head*

umm ... I meant that you could build on this thread by adding to the current list...

If you want to go to war against me... I will most likely lose... I have no charisma and you sound like Aizen...

Nakunaru Shinrin
10-20-2005, 08:15 PM
Well um what I got in reach. 5 guns, a computer, a guitar, some strings you can strangle guys n gals with, a bottle of parfume, some sharp pencils and some weights and a cactus. You can do a pretty damn mess with that huh?!

konakona
10-21-2005, 02:39 AM
Well um what I got in reach. 5 guns, a computer, a guitar, some strings you can strangle guys n gals with, a bottle of parfume, some sharp pencils and some weights and a cactus. You can do a pretty damn mess with that huh?!

Well use these supplies for...

5 guns: Shootin
Computer: Hackin
Guitar: Smashin over peoples heads
Strings: Why not use the strings from the guitar?
perfume: smell good while acheiving world domination
pencils: write down nasty things on post-its and leave them at the scene of the crime (ex: you are stinky)
weights: to drop on the guards heads
cactus: Throw on people or drink out of it when you get thirsty!!

How could we fail?

cetamora
10-21-2005, 09:37 AM
A one man army isn't enough. HIRE SOME TURKEYS and Flamingos and we shall rule the Irth

Enkou Kitsune
10-21-2005, 01:50 PM
I would like to add to the table:

A second Computer: so we can network them...oooooooh....
An XBox: So we can practice our "millitary strategy" in Halo2...
All my Textbooks: cus...I just don't like them :P
My best friend: I bet we could convince him that it was his idea and he'd take the fall if things go wrong....
A small collection of Manga: to use as either entertainment, or for strategic reference...

I'll think of more later, I'm sure....lol

Anil
10-21-2005, 01:54 PM
A one man army isn't enough. HIRE SOME TURKEYS and Flamingos and we shall rule the Irth


I'm willing to slacken the rules if someone brings turkeys and flamingoes...lol...

Let's see what do I have today....

- a bag full of garbage(seriously)
-a ratchet
- two wooden Katana
-some foot deodorant...

Requesting that the next person bring some kind of bird... Cetamora has a point... plus we need something like a messenger pigeon...

Enkou Kitsune
10-21-2005, 08:35 PM
requesting that the next person bring some sort of bird...

What about Shibata....lol :P

cetamora
10-22-2005, 04:09 AM
Um I got a dog, a small white dog, that you can send messages with. Or we can capture one of the hawks that flyies over our place sometimes.

can also add a frisbee (american shuriken) and 1500 bucks, you always need money

omfgman
10-22-2005, 04:13 AM
for me to achieve world domination, iw ould just have loads of water and piss on every1 to make them, my property LOL!!!!