I, Zenryoku, am pregnant!

[Cloud]

Dreadmare16 (12:39:13 AM): I'm pregnant...
tttchann (12:39:35 AM): orly?

This explains my constant mood swings and volatile temper when I don't recieve what I want... Of course, that could just be from being a woman.

Discuss my pregnancy here. Who here thinks I will keep the baby?

[Miyagi Rikku]

Kill it with fire? @_@ and omg she is not preggers! XD are you the father?

[Cloud]

No. At least I hope not. For dear gods sake, Please tell me you cheated on me, Tanya. :<

[Prince Noctis]

Ice Cream baby!

Sure.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
tl;dr

[KholdStare]

I have somewhat of a Modest Proposal
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.

[Cloud]

um. WTFUX to the above post by Khold.

And perhaps i should have posted this in the growing up section... Oh well.

[rei]

egad! a lil baby growing inside tanya's womb.... who's the father?

[Cloud]

Hopefully it's not me. Jaran, you slept with tanya didn't you? PLEASE MAN! TELL ME IT WAS YOU!!! Though I wouldn't wish a kid on you, at least it wouldn't be on me.

[Prince Noctis]

teh baby daddy is silverwolf.


I r serriuzz.

[KholdStare]

um. WTFUX to the above post by Khold.



Well, I did warn you that it was a modest proposal. It's by Jonathan Swift, a very famous satirist :)

[Blue]

teh baby daddy is silverwolf.


I r serriuzz.

Lol, poor babies.

[SoundWave]

You need to take some kinda fathership test, nao!.. :O

[rei]

lolz @ gekk


<Gekkou> o_o
<Gekkou> rei
<Gekkou> is tanya really pregnant?
<apple|awaii> idk
<apple|awaii> zen is rumormongering again
<Gekkou> lol
<Gekkou> its momo's baby
<Gekkou> :D
<apple|awaii> lolz
<apple|awaii> prolly is
<apple|awaii> momo what have you got to say for yourself?
<hinamori_momo48> lol
<hinamori_momo48> nothing...
<hinamori_momo48> >.>;
<hinamori_momo48> what... baby?
<hinamori_momo48> anyways..

[Miyagi Rikku]

needs more pills and plastics XD rofl

[Aleister]

I smell epic win in this thread.

[Prince Noctis]

I MSN'd the father.
He said to post this.
http://igargoyle.com/archives/lol_mann.jpg

[II Xion II]

Tanya...no!!!!

Seriously, though, is the most uber thread in the Lounge at the moment. We finally have something interesting to discuss.

So let's start some drama. :)

[skyoon]

Well, I did warn you that it was a modest proposal. It's by Jonathan Swift, a very famous satirist :)

high school literature ftl :\

[Miyagi Rikku]

I MSN'd the father.
He said to post this.
http://igargoyle.com/archives/lol_mann.jpg


he looks utterly familiar XD

[Prince Noctis]

Yes, you are correct.

That is indeed JB Killa.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5074/gar2fy5.gif
jkz. JB if you're reading this.


@II Xion II: I r see you on Naruto-Fan lolz.

[Edgey]

LOL Birth Control Glasses FTW, I want some \0/
And yes, this is the best thread going in the Lounge section at the moment, I shall be posting in here regularly! :D

[Sakura]

gawd. only zen would start something like this. :p

[Cheryl]

Lol. Is there even a proper topic?

[Evanesque]

Yes, you are correct.

That is indeed JB Killa.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5074/gar2fy5.gif
jkz. JB if you're reading this.




If JB's the daddy I'd murder him myself :D

Are you sure she's preggers? Lawl..

Chris, what have you been doing randomly sleeping around??? :rolleye09
I don't think I want to see a thread saying a cat is preggers with your litter xD

[Yamamoto]

maybe it's a really big tumour :o


that lives...=x

[Kenta]

This thread got Vash's approval.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7038/1188573765487uf5.png

[DJ StarScream]

I Am The Father.

[Arei]

*calls up Maury* We'll get this settled....

[obvious troll]

silly kids, everyone knows sex can't get you pregnant.
...can it? =o

it's probably Lenn's baby, that's why he's running away >:-o

[Undying]

I KNEW I should have worn a condom.

[Z_Blitz]

/Moved to Randomness

[Edgey]

Aww :(

Maybe it was my mind powers that got you pregnant, that happens sometimes...

[Tobi]

I KNEW I should have worn a condom.

You couldn't **** your way out of a paper bag.

[Shinomori]

You couldn't **** your way out of a paper bag.

Sir, you may have just made the most epic post of my entire lifetime.

[Aleister]

Wow like wine and cheese....this thread gets better with age.

[Miyagi Rikku]

I think I am the father. @_@

[Aleister]

omg noooooo Miya what have you done?

[Donut]

I thought this was common knowledge.

[Musashidensu]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ec/Pedobearabortion.jpg

[Miyagi Rikku]

I forgot to use plastics. XD rofl. >_> sorry. well, it might not be mine. XD

[Donut]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ec/Pedobearabortion.jpg

Your picture-only posts entertain me... Anon.

[Undying]

You couldn't **** your way out of a paper bag.
Your ass is less than a paper bag, then.

[Tobi]

Ouch.

[Edgey]

I believe Tobi just got pwned...

[Tobi]

I believe I did D:

[Prince Noctis]

chih fails again.

[Tobi]

Awww come on guy.

[Shinomori]

Your ass is less than a paper bag, then.

Your mastery of english is impressive.

Which accounts for why you just admitted to being gay.

Admittedly, you were TRYING to make an insult, but you need to think your plans through before you say them...

[Seff vi Britannia]

Seeing as Undy just implied he had anal sex with Tobi, i think Undies owned himself.

(even though Tobi was the catcher)

[Tobi]

Oh my God, I totally got that, I'm so slow D:

[Prince Noctis]

lulz

I thought chih/tobi is a girl.

[Tobi]

lulz

I thought chih/tobi is a girl.

I can be for the right price ;)

[Donut]

Ho.

[SLVR]

This is news to me. Tanya has always been mine.

[sweeter]

Which accounts for why you just admitted to being gay.
I thought that was common knowledge.

(:

[Future]

I might possibly be the father, she might have to get tested on that

[Shaz.]

I think I am the father. @_@


rly? i thought i was the father. O.o

[silverwolf801]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everyone STOP IT'S MY BABY TOOO TANYA IS MY BABY MOMS.

[Shaz.]

O__o congratulations? XDD

[silverwolf801]

Yea I know. me and tanya have been keeping it a secret. I don't know why but she said something like she was ashamed to have slept with a person like or something like that. But hey that is all behind us now.

[Shaz.]

haha, i guess. XD

[konakona]

NO, YOU~!!!11i!~

[Silhouette]

^ Has lost.

[Twister1352]

tanya is pregnant!?

oh and btw

sess, no YOU have lost my friend

[Silhouette]

Hmm.. I don't think so..


LIES! DON'T MAKE ME HAVTA CHOKE A *****!

[Twister1352]

"I make (some guy's name here) look like bryan gumble huh mother fucker? lol :D

[Silhouette]

^ How is that Tanya related? >.>

But yeah, tis definately lies!

[Twister1352]

it definitely is tanya related...

whos the father btw?

[konakona]

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/David40.jpg

[Tobi]

Teh Hoof!!

[Undying]

@Tobi: I made your anus bleed, haven't I? And you enjoyed every moment of it.

@Shinomori&Sweeter: and since when, pray tell, was being gay, or implying to be one, an insult? There are many gays who are proud at what they are and are enraged when you degrade them. Ergo even if I AM gay, in no way have I insulted myself.

Also, the fact that I fucked someone in the ass does not make me gay - it just mean that I can **** you up, whether you want it or no :).

[Tobi]

@Tobi: I made your anus bleed, haven't I? And you enjoyed every moment of it.

I would be lying if I said no.

[obvious troll]

haha zomg, Tanya's been around lot. @_@

Also, the fact that I fucked someone in the ass does not make me gay - it just mean that I can **** you up, whether you want it or no :).
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/iHate-You/other/DGNRHYR7WCKDCJ24XQL5USWRWPRSYMBU.jpg

[.Rik-uh-shey]

That kid with the blonde hair in the picture sits next to me in Word Processing.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/Xx13thApOsTlExX/creepy.jpg?t=1191461325

[Prince Noctis]

@silver

http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/jailbait2.jpg

[Askand]

So if the father of Tanya's babie is David....
Btw, did someone made sure to know if is one baby or she is going to have twins?
O.o

[DJ StarScream]

Bishes im the one and only father.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

@.K': I'd hit it.

[Harley Quinn]

^I already did.

The 11th div is the baby's dad.End of.

[Tanya]

I believe you all have misread the first post.

[Future]

What's with these threads? -_-

[Ranger]

Lol. Nice changes.

[Cheryl]

Lol...the thread title and first post was changed...

[silverwolf801]

@silver

http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/jailbait2.jpg
hahahahah really now

[Harley Quinn]

I believe you all have misread the first post.
Nope it's just changed since I posted.

Will it be kept?Hmmm I have no idea, but I say go on keep it!XD

[obvious troll]

zomg, plot twist. :0

is Tanya the father?

[Tobi]

Cream pies are tasty.

[Miyagi Rikku]

omg zen is preggers now? D:

[Evanesque]

I know Miya did it xD

[SoundWave]

uh huh that's how it went down

[Miyagi Rikku]

<_< shit... Its not mine XD

[Donut]

No, because if it was Miya the AIDS would've killed the baby already (yes that fast) D:

<3

[konakona]

http://www.sino.net/guide/images/japan/Japanese_man.jpg

...maybe?

[SoundWave]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_136/Funny_Pictures_1365.jpg

Edit:
http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_58/Funny_Pictures_581.jpg

[Tobi]

http://lolcat.com/pics/shoryukencat.jpg

[Blue]

lul whut???

/me tapped that ass D:

[SoundWave]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1185211631-1181409344543.b.jpg

[obvious troll]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/iHate-You/other/DMVOO2VQWZFBQG5ND4AWZ2SPZWORZQJB.jpg

ITT lolcats?

[konakona]

lol, all of a sudden its the new I Has No Shuvel thread...

ME JOINZ

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc237/5th_Division/Hitit.jpg?t=1191637423

[obvious troll]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/iHate-You/other/67ZQ7TS5KTL47Y2LQPFE7YODQMCEMK4O.jpg

[.Rik-uh-shey]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4b/Hitittapestry.jpg

[BeeCrest]

You're pregnant?

http://www.fileupyours.com/files/31707/0001xzd8.jpg

Anyways congratulations, and way to follow in the foot steps of .Hitsu and Devy who at one point had a child of their own. A frugly beast, it was.

/me also cannot be bothered to read the entirety of this thread

[Hits]

Wtf. This is thread hax0ry.
Anyways congratulations, and way to follow in the foot steps of .Hitsu and Devy who at one point had a child of their own. A frugly beast, it was
Right. QFT
Except mine was moar epic and amazing and amazing and amazing.

[Tobi]

http://lolcat.com/pics/idhititkitten.jpg

[Hits]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2198/1191643745939ng5.jpg

[Tobi]

http://lolcat.com/pics/wuzthisbigkitten.jpg

http://lolcat.com/pics/zombiekitty.jpg

[Hits]

No. You'll get diseases.
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4285/1188953353645tx6.jpg

[MooL]

I am so confused. Is Zen pregnant or is Tanya?


OR BOTH? =o

[Twister1352]

they got each other pregnant.

Yes, don't ask me how it happened.

[MooL]

Well this revelation sure makes life a little awkward. lawlz.

[Asuka]

^ They managed that because of the wonders of modern medicine and our advances in cloning and medical treatments. *rambles other BS filled knowledge*

Must have been an interesting doctor's visit.

Doctor: Tanya, you're pregnant!
Tanya: WTF!? *throws a chair*
Dr: You too, Zen.
Zen: O_O
Tanya: *throws a chair at Zen*

[Twister1352]

LOL wow that sounds about right eris, amazing :o how did you know what happened...?

unless you were.. the DOCTOR!?

[Tobi]

http://www.gettingpregnant.co.uk/images/form_default.gif

And this is the guy that got Tanya pregnant.

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/15/2392425285.jpg

[Twister1352]

And this is the guy that got Tanya pregnant.

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/15/2392425285.jpg


Rob snider..? lol she would be rich if that was the case.

[konakona]

and also horribly horribly desperate

=D

[obvious troll]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/iHate-You/other/1191639760875.jpg

everyone in this thread is pregnant. except Tanya and Zen.

[Twister1352]

:o

I'm pregnant!?

Some one knocked me up!??

Damn.... I knew I shouldn't have drank that much that night..

who knocked me up...?


@marine

LOL yea, I just looked at the picture again... its pretty funny lol

[Tobi]

I'm expecting next month.

[Hits]

Wtf, noobs. Internet secks can only get you pregers if you cyber with you ass.

[Cloud]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/iHate-You/other/1191639760875.jpg
everyone in this thread is pregnant. except Tanya and Zen.

Don't worry. I'll get your Tanya pregnant soon enough :P

[obvious troll]

my Tanya? oh lawd. o.o;

[SoundWave]

http://www.caughtatwork.net/demotivations/images/satisfaction.jpg