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Heavens Defender
11-02-2005, 07:25 AM
This is a thread dedicated to all those funny conversations that you have on AIM or MSN.
XCHero: You type slow
Hieiblade: Im typing with one hand
XCHero: Really?
XCHero: What are you doing with the other hand?
Hieblade: >> Nuthing...... >>
XCHero: Ewwwwwwww
General Cox
11-02-2005, 11:13 AM
last night's irc conversation, check the comment of the day :p
plus sinkin and sandal talking about willies, was funny ^_^
XyperDragon
11-02-2005, 11:45 AM
Here is one..
Josh: what are you doing?
Shak: Nothin
Josh: Then comeover
Shak: . . .
Josh: What?
Shak You know what...
Josh: No i dont..
Josh: Tell me..
Shak: Dude! You live in Usa! Your freak Millions of miles away!
Josh: Oh.. That too. oops.
Heavens Defender
11-02-2005, 01:22 PM
Him: Wanna Cyber
Me: >>, sigged
Him: Darn
SumpfFuchs
11-02-2005, 07:04 PM
if you want to read funny conversations, just get on the irc channel
Heavens Defender
11-02-2005, 07:07 PM
But its kinda boring sitting on IRC waiting for someone to say something funny when you could just copy and paste it here when it happens on AIM.
_strangechild_
11-02-2005, 08:43 PM
Me and my friend were discussing how they came up with the Magic Roundabout characters and about the theory that the guy who created it was on drugs at the time and I said something like, "I know! Him and his mates were all on drugs at the time and they came up with the characters whilst on drugs." so she said,
"Yep. It's like:
- "Duuuude, you totally look like a snail when you're stoned."
- "But when I take LSD you look like a pink cow, man."
- "What about me?"
- "You're a little red man on a spring."
That's actually quite a scary thought. I wouldn't want that kind of trip."
Ha, ha. Ahh, it makes sense..
Ren Höek
11-03-2005, 06:11 AM
last night's irc conversation, check the comment of the day :p
plus sinkin and sandal talking about willies, was funny ^_^
what the hell happened to me??!!
anyway...if you join the irc crazy things will happen like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/vejita/pie.jpg
SumpfFuchs
11-03-2005, 06:48 AM
<Captain_Ben> have you ever trained with weights before, are they even effective at all?
<A2k> coooofffeee *drools*
<Captain_Ben> cuz i've tried it once
<A2k> o.o
<SumpfFuchs> i lift weights every day
<Captain_Ben> for training
<A2k> Eh, what kinda question is that?
<Captain_Ben> blackbelt training
<Captain_Ben> hoping it would help me become faster
<Kutabacchi> pint of coke.......MMMM!!
<Captain_Ben> but maybe that was just wishful thinking
<sinkin> you mean weight resistance training? or wearing weights during traing to build endurance and speed?
<A2k> I mean, I don't get it...ahh...
<Captain_Ben> wearing weights
<SumpfFuchs> ive been practicing, i can finaly do two continues flash steps
<sinkin> you MAY gain some speed, but it's most effective at building endurance
<A2k> The right weight will be effective.
<A2k> LOL.
<Captain_Ben> i see
<Captain_Ben> 5 pounds is good enough for both arms and legs
<A2k> Like a whole yard now Sumpfs?
<SumpfFuchs> no
<sinkin> sounds like a good starting point
<A2k> Not yet.
<Captain_Ben> i've tried to do it like that, and its much tougher
<Captain_Ben> slows me down
<SumpfFuchs> i was able to make it about 10 feet on the first, and about 15 on the second
<Captain_Ben> a lot
<sinkin> i use 10lbs on each currently.
<A2k> That's the point.
<A2k> WOOT
<Captain_Ben> but i was able to gain some speed
<SumpfFuchs> it seems as if your concentration must increase on each step otherwise you loose your step
<Captain_Ben> and got used to the weights
<A2k> Lol.
<Captain_Ben> so maybe it is an effective training method then?
<A2k> You are not whoever you are...I forget who you are NOT.
<A2k> Yes
<SumpfFuchs> but if you can keep your concentration you and get use to keeping a sustained concentration level you may be able to effectivly train in flash step
<Captain_Ben> flash step is not real
<SumpfFuchs> uh.... yes it is
<sinkin> it is effective, but don't expect it to work miracles on your speed. you'll probaby get a bit quicker, but your most noticeable differences will be in endurance
<A2k> Lol. You'll become the next God of Flash if you keep up the training.
<sinkin> hope that helps. afk for a while now guys
<Captain_Ben> i know, im not expecting it to work miracles, i just was hoping it actually did and helped in something
<SumpfFuchs> if you can keep your concetration at a slightly growing level the flash step seems to become quicker and cover more ground
<A2k> Lol.
<Captain_Ben> what kind of distance are we talking about
<Captain_Ben> this "flash step"
<SumpfFuchs> well, i was first able to cover about 10 feet
<SumpfFuchs> but then after practicing with keeping my concentration
<A2k> Getting concentration is the problem for me, maintaining it, is no hassle...I might one day be able to learn. ^_^
<SumpfFuchs> i was then able to make a second step right off the first one covering about 15 feet
<SumpfFuchs> but my concetration strayed after that and i was not able to make a 3rd step
<Captain_Ben> you've got to explain what you mean, cuz when you say flash step, im thinking of Bleach, which is unrealistic
<A2k> Training, persistence and concentration.
<SumpfFuchs> maybe if i attach weights to my head ill be able to keep concentration
<A2k> He does mean Flash step.
<A2k> LOL.
<A2k> WTF
<SumpfFuchs> i will experement with 10 pound weights tomorrow and see if i see any difference in my levels of concentration
<Captain_Ben> but i was able to gain some speed
<SumpfFuchs> it seems as if your concentration must increase on each step otherwise you loose your step
<Captain_Ben> and got used to the weights
<A2k> Lol.
<Captain_Ben> so maybe it is an effective training method then?
<A2k> You are not whoever you are...I forget who you are NOT.
<A2k> Yes
<SumpfFuchs> but if you can keep your concentration you and get use to keeping a sustained concentration level you may be able to effectivly train in flash step
<Captain_Ben> flash step is not real
<SumpfFuchs> uh.... yes it is
<sinkin> it is effective, but don't expect it to work miracles on your speed. you'll probaby get a bit quicker, but your most noticeable differences will be in endurance
<A2k> Lol. You'll become the next God of Flash if you keep up the training.
<sinkin> hope that helps. afk for a while now guys
<Captain_Ben> i know, im not expecting it to work miracles, i just was hoping it actually did and helped in something
<SumpfFuchs> if you can keep your concetration at a slightly growing level the flash step seems to become quicker and cover more ground
<A2k> Lol.
<Captain_Ben> what kind of distance are we talking about
<Captain_Ben> this "flash step"
<SumpfFuchs> well, i was first able to cover about 10 feet
<SumpfFuchs> but then after practicing with keeping my concentration
<A2k> Getting concentration is the problem for me, maintaining it, is no hassle...I might one day be able to learn. ^_^
<SumpfFuchs> i was then able to make a second step right off the first one covering about 15 feet
<SumpfFuchs> but my concetration strayed after that and i was not able to make a 3rd step
<Captain_Ben> you've got to explain what you mean, cuz when you say flash step, im thinking of Bleach, which is unrealistic
<A2k> Training, persistence and concentration.
<SumpfFuchs> maybe if i attach weights to my head ill be able to keep concentration
<A2k> He does mean Flash step.
<A2k> LOL.
<A2k> WTF
<SumpfFuchs> i will experement with 10 pound weights tomorrow and see if i see any difference in my levels of concentration
<A2k> Ok, you were going fine until that point. ^_~
<Captain_Ben> i dont understand though
<A2k> That was just ROFFLE.
<Captain_Ben> this flash step you're talking about
<Captain_Ben> isnt it merely just a quick dash?
<Captain_Ben> its not really a flash
<A2k> 15 feet. o.o
<SumpfFuchs> it is flash step
<Captain_Ben> as in blinding speed
<SumpfFuchs> as in blinding speed
<Captain_Ben> i dont believe it
<A2k> Lol.
<A2k> No shit.
* sinkin thinks A2k has a dirty mouth
* MissSkittles points at A2k and cries 'potty mouth!'
<SumpfFuchs> thats because your had your weights not on your head
<A2k> Lol. wtf.
<SumpfFuchs> if you trained with your weights on your head your concentration would most likely increase but i cant promise any miracles
<A2k> Gord, early morning tv blows chuncks.
<Captain_Ben> right... flash step... keep dreaming
<SumpfFuchs> serious
<Captain_Ben> show me
<A2k> Lol.
<A2k> o.O
<A2k> Huh.
<A2k> Now that was unexpected.
<SumpfFuchs> ok
<SumpfFuchs> i will
<A2k> Lol, this I wanna see.
<A2k> or..not se if done right. ^_~
<SumpfFuchs> i need a video camera though
<A2k> *see
<SumpfFuchs> flash step is very possible
<SumpfFuchs> i have also been practicing blast spells
<A2k> Jeez, people don't read.
<SumpfFuchs> and have been able to succeed in a weaker blast spell 3
<A2k> "i wana go to 10th division vc"
<A2k> It's taken numb nuts.
<Captain_Ben> i just saw that to
<Captain_Ben> lmao
<SumpfFuchs> exept i think i may have to stop training in blast spells because my mom doesnt like the holes in the house
<A2k> Although I haven't seen my Vice in a while. o.o I wonder was my decision a good one. o.o
<A2k> LOL.
<Captain_Ben> ok, that one does it, now i know its all fake
Ren Höek
11-03-2005, 07:10 AM
heres more ^^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/vejita/chant2.jpg
Darren337
11-03-2005, 07:58 AM
Unholy: Hmmm
Unholy: http://www.forums.bleachportal.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4885
Unholy: why on earth was Lunatic above me?
Unholy: fine ignore me :(
Unholy: *cries*
Darren: what do i say to that
Darren: i mean please... you BOTH have like.... no presence in the forum.... tammy should be on top.
Unholy: um... hello :P
Unholy: well i dont care where i am
Unholy: as long as its about lunatic
Darren: meh
Unholy: I can be not even on the list
Unholy: as long as Lunatic aint :)
Unholy: cause im so much better :-p
Darren: 170K people trust their bleach addiction to a misfit crew led by a 16 year old with a superiority complex
Darren: oh yes.
Darren: welcome to bleach portal
Unholy: YAY :)
Jinchuu
11-03-2005, 09:38 AM
Darren: 170K people trust their bleach addiction to a misfit crew led by a 16 year old with a superiority complex
Darren: oh yes.
Darren: welcome to bleach portal
Unholy: YAY :)
Haha, this part is really good Darren.
Btw; moved to randomness.
sinkinswimmer
11-03-2005, 09:49 AM
lmao. they really changed my post to put Tammy on top. rofl.
Miss Skittles
11-03-2005, 01:39 PM
I probably have tons of funny convo's since I stay logged in the IRC room all the time, but here's a little something:
<MissSkittles> ever seen a 110lbs girl throw a 250+ lbs man?
<Lunr> depending how tall, and that
<Lunr> no.
<MissSkittles> 7' or so
<Lunr> and u?
<MissSkittles> i'm 5'10"
<Lunr> im 5'9
<MissSkittles> i run up and stand on his thigh to do it
<Lunr> lol thats not really call throwing
<MissSkittles> i dunno... he travels a couple feet in the opposite direction of my running when i do it
<Lunr> lol
<MissSkittles> ^.^
<Lunr> i dont think u can take down me
<MissSkittles> having friends in the military rocks :-P
<Lunr> o.o
<Lunr> ok u can take down me.
then, a little later:
<SumpfFuchs> OMFG
<SumpfFuchs> I KNEW IT
<SumpfFuchs> I KNEW IT
<Lunr> maybe i go post in the boob threat
<Lunr> lol knew what sumpof
<SumpfFuchs> SHE REALLY IS POWERFULL AND THERE IS A REALLY GOOD EXPLAINATION
<General_Cox> thats about boobs :P
<General_Cox> took you long enough to read that sump, i read it an hour ago >_>
<mr_jingles> i think i may participate in that thread :P
<SumpfFuchs> i just got home
<Lunr> boobs = awesome
<Lunr> 10 minutes a day looking at boobs, is healty
<General_Cox> skittles hasnt posted in that yet either!
<Lunr> healthy
<General_Cox> skittles, who has the best boobs in bleach :P
<Lunr> matsumoto!
<General_Cox> let the mugger killer answer
<General_Cox> :P
<Lunr> lol
<Lunr> aight
<General_Cox> unless she is being mugged
<General_Cox> :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
<Lunr> lol
<mr_jingles> mugged by boobs?
Good times in there, hehe! Anyway, I'll leave it at that for now!
~Skittles~
Mr_Jingles
11-03-2005, 04:37 PM
YAY!! *points* im in that convo!!! ^^ You just never know what conversations crop up in that place and thats why i love it to bits ^^
Ren Höek
11-03-2005, 07:36 PM
alot of them are potty mouths hehe
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/vejita/db.jpg
this was all i got before i was kicked out of #ClubBleach >.>
Heavens Defender
11-03-2005, 08:28 PM
xDDD, thats priceless, and that goes on alot on IRC, xD.
Kuta~
11-03-2005, 08:58 PM
<Rukitard> who are you?
<Guest61551> ...
<Guest61551> I don't know.
* Guest61551 has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
_____________________________
Daz - I wonder if a guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer says:
What the hecks wrong with a duck?
John (Teh MoNg is comin to eat yah babies!) says:
I dunno...there beaks...are just....weird...
Daz - I wonder if a guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer says:
Wtf? why is it weird?
John (Teh MoNg is comin to eat yah babies!) says:
i dunno....they just...dnt look too...u know....comfortable..
Daz - I wonder if a guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer says:
You ARE having a laugh right?
John (Teh MoNg is comin to eat yah babies!) says:
.....no.
Daz - I wonder if a guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer says:
Yeah...it must be uncomfortable to get blown by one....or try the 69...Not that that doesnt match your standards...
John (Teh MoNg is comin to eat yah babies!) says:
nah....Geese are better for that sorta stuff
______________________________
<DerKaiser> with my girlfriends
<A2k> I guess not.
<A2k> o.O
<DerKaiser> and swing
<DerKaiser> you should try
<Rukitard> your 5 year old girlfriends?
<DerKaiser> it's really... pleasurable
<MissSkittles> lol
<kurue> hehe
<DerKaiser> 5 or 15 or 25
<DerKaiser> yeah
<DerKaiser> every ages, every races
chidori69
11-04-2005, 05:10 AM
!ping is a comand in the irc chat which the user can type to see how long it takes there message to be recieved by the chat room...
<mr_jingles> !ping
<DragonBlade> mr_jingles, your ping is 0.344 secs.
<mr_jingles> -_-
<Kutabacchi> !ping
<DragonBlade> Kutabacchi, your ping is 0.406 secs.
<Kutabacchi> BAH!
<Kutabacchi> !ping
<DragonBlade> Kutabacchi, your ping is 0.422 secs.
<Kutabacchi> ..
<Kutabacchi> :(
<chidori69> !ping
<DragonBlade> chidori69, your ping is 0.407 secs.
<Kutabacchi> !ping
<DragonBlade> Kutabacchi, your ping is 0.547 secs.
<chidori69> wow.. im on dial up =P
<chidori69> kinda sad kuta =P
<Kutabacchi> tell me your lying....
<chidori69> no
<Kutabacchi> nooooooooooo!
<chidori69> pwnd XD
Kuta~
11-06-2005, 03:19 PM
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
so bored
TAKE THAT YOU FAGGOT FROG!! says:
same
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
lol
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
display name
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
veeeeeeeeeeery nice....
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
haha
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
would u
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
hmmm
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
i think i'd do ok until they healed
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
lol
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
haha
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
wat if they never healed
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
hmmm
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
i'd get somebody to do it for me....preferably a girlfriend
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
lol
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
haha
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
hmm
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
hehe
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
wat if there was no gf
If you were a dude and broke both your arms??? do you think you can survive without wanking ?? says:
haha
Daz - I wonder if a Guy who pisses on trees has ever been hit by a bulldozer....hmm... says:
i'd die
SmGy207
11-07-2005, 04:10 PM
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8085/rofla9gk.jpg
D:
Heavens Defender
11-09-2005, 12:20 AM
[11:02] <SwingBlade> Only losers watch Bleach.
[11:02] <SwingBlade> Now excuse me, my Pikachu is about to level up.
SumpfFuchs
11-12-2005, 05:55 AM
<chidori69> wtf are u on about viper.. just cos u have done it.. doesnt mean u actualy got it in the right hole...
Miss Skittles
11-14-2005, 08:22 AM
Speaks for itself: (IRC room)
[22:23] <_asian_> piggy back ride!
[22:24] <_asian_> XD
[22:24] <SumpfFuchs> hm
[22:24] <SumpfFuchs> anyone know were i can download a glass of chocolate milk?
[22:24] <_asian_> *huff huff huff& done ye sump?
[22:24] <MissSkittles> hehe
[22:24] <Miriya> the fridge?
[22:24] <SumpfFuchs> but that would require moving
[22:24] <SumpfFuchs> and if i move i may have to stop watching my download
[22:24] <Miriya> when was the last time you moved?
[22:24] <A-k> Gah, the laptop nearly crashed there. o.o *Closes some windows* >_<
[22:25] <_asian_> I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU SUMP
[22:25] <SumpfFuchs> and if i stop watching my download as luck has it it will probably slow down
[22:25] <Miriya> LOL
[22:25] <_asian_> XD
[22:25] <JamesThePhox> >.>
[22:25] <JamesThePhox> <.<
[22:25] <MissSkittles> there's a program called mother, maybe if you load her up she'll run for you :-P
[22:25] <Miriya> LMAO
~Skittles~
asian
11-15-2005, 02:28 AM
<A-K> Of course it is. Any chocolate is bad for you, for your skin, for your body however: if you don’t have the ceratonin you get from chocolate you’d be a real miserable sod all your life, constantly depressed, so asian must either be: so lacking in ceratonin that she went the other way and went stupidly hyper, or she has a substitute for chocolate.
SumpfFuchs
11-17-2005, 06:32 PM
<Rukitard> Rukia has dual colts xD
<Rukitard> thats her bankai, dual colts!
<Rukitard> FIRST EVER BLEACH CHARACTER TO USE GUNS!
<mr_jingles> ok... spoilers so im outta here
* mr_jingles has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
Mr_Jingles
11-17-2005, 06:51 PM
<Rukitard> Rukia has dual colts xD
<Rukitard> thats her bankai, dual colts!
<Rukitard> FIRST EVER BLEACH CHARACTER TO USE GUNS!
<mr_jingles> ok... spoilers so im outta here
* mr_jingles has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
*Note to self... always think before i speak and always read whats bein said before saying anything... :P*
SumpfFuchs
11-17-2005, 09:50 PM
<Dragori> Dragori < u all
<Dragori> wait
<Kutabacchi> lol
^ HAHA. Looks like someone failed math worse than SumpfFuchs =x
SumpfFuchs
11-18-2005, 09:06 AM
I Didnt Fail Math, I Never Passed It To Begin With!
TrueShinobi
11-18-2005, 11:29 AM
Lol math i Dumped that last year :LOL:
cetamora
11-18-2005, 12:06 PM
[11:02] <SwingBlade> Only losers watch Bleach.
[11:02] <SwingBlade> Now excuse me, my Pikachu is about to level up.
I think that is the best post I evver seen in this forum^^
janti
11-18-2005, 09:07 PM
This one comes with a picture.
http://users.skynet.be/janti/wtf.jpg
The last sentence says "that's more something like this" but in dutch :)
LMAO... DAMN I have to get mIRC...
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