Ship of the Buttpirates

[Mercurius]

http://cache.wonkette.com/politics/upload/2006/07/ButtPirates.jpg

Come on in 'N set sail with us, Drink rum, sing songs, or just to conquer the vast ocean we call Clubbleach

Aye MAtey, come Join the crew and have fun


Captain:
Merc (Known as Cap'n Merc, ...obviously:p)


Crew:
xXGoddess of DarknessXx: Boatswain (known as Buccaneer Jane )

Sekeisenbonzakura: First Mate (known as Jolly Swordfish )

Deto: Gunner (known as Evil Brigand)

Kaden: Deck Swabber (known as Sealegs Solomon )

Adamtheduck: Decksslave (known as Deadeye Roberts

N0sferatu: Sailor (known as Bloody Morgan)

BoundnChains: Sailor (known as Sealegs Jane )

Pyramus: Sailor (known as Voodoo Ivan )

KaidaSorano: Sailor (known as Skylarking Buckthorn )

Vargulf: Sailor (known as Jolly Henry )

Evanesque: Sailor (known as Buccaneer Pegs

Bamboocha: sailor (known as Sealegs Hook

Tokunaga: Sailor (known as Bloody Lars

Undying: Sailor (known as Mad Seabass


May thee' all sail fearsom' and Honest...Join My ship...N' U to 'll be piratised by me..Arrrrgh matey, then I'll send U're name to davy jones's locker!

[Poison Ivy]

lmao.....Buttpirates of the Carribean niiiiice....well im joining

[Sekei]

First mate Sekei reporting for butt duty Cap'n!!!!

[Mercurius]

HARR, u're in

[deto]

Rum Addicted First Gunner, ready ... well considerably ready for duty!

[Anarchy]

. . . Arr I'll swab ye poop deck. . .

[Sekei]

KADEN BUD!!!


YO HO HO!!!!! bubba bring the rum we''l drink till we be hearty!!!!

[Mercurius]

And remember...all joining will mean a certain degree of loyalty...I ain't looking for any Muteny :lol

[Poison Ivy]

so do we get titles....other than just crew....

[Anarchy]

mutiny is the furthest thing me mind captain. . .

*drinks rum with sekei*

[Mercurius]

Yeah soon, still looking for the Ranking system in Piracy :lol

Currently ranking will go in order or appliance....later in number of posts :lol

[Sekei]

i called first mate, bubba took gunner and kaden took deck swapper.

[Poison Ivy]

G.o.D = always loyal...

and G.o.D is the one that keeps the rum supply up

[Mercurius]

MKay then we'll do it like that :p

[Anarchy]

ZJ0-KDEy_Og

[deto]

you better check we never run outta rum .... well I that is

[Mercurius]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Government_house_rum.jpg

enough??


....for a while :p

[Anarchy]

*starts to double fist the rum* should be enough for today

[Poison Ivy]

*feels like she'll be the busiest person here.....*

[Mercurius]

Yesh, busy is good... *glurps rum*

[Anarchy]

ARRG we need limes to prevent scurvy

[deto]

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me! RUUUM!

[Mercurius]

Indeed we should... *loads on loads of Limes, Mango's, Banana's :lol and Apple's*

[deto]

yummy apples!

[Mercurius]

I prefer Banana's :lol

[deto]

yes we understand... i like melons, do we have some of those?

[Poison Ivy]

<_< I prefer grapes..I dont mean that in a dirty way either

[deto]

no one of us did...

[Sekei]

Hell Yeah!!! Melons!!!!

[Poison Ivy]

*looks down her shirt*

sorry thats a habit I do it a lot

[Anarchy]

Arrg all swap the poo deck and make 'er ready for the dinning

[deto]

it's fine really :x

[Poison Ivy]

er....whats ok??

[Sekei]

o.0? YEAH!!!!

*runs over to G.o.D*

nice pair of melons *hic*

bouncy pair they are! ARrrrrr

[deto]

the fapperhead can't behave

[Sekei]

screw the rules i'm drunk!!!!! *hic*

*smexes the broomstick*

Arr...u have no butt...

[Poison Ivy]

aww poor sekei's to drunk to find a woman to smex tha poor thing

[deto]

thats prolly better for you...

[Anarchy]

*put his shoulder of sekei's and starts singing* The life of a pirate is the the life for me. . .

[Poison Ivy]

well I wouldnt mind him smexing me.....he does it in his FC al the time

[SoundWave]

Now where to sign up..

[Christian Lub]

i wanna join this FUN

[Anarchy]

ARRg sign on me poop deck and I'll have to "swap" you. . .

[SoundWave]

*puts handprint in kaden's poop*

[Anarchy]

Arrg that'll do. . . *buttsmexes N0s* . . . welcome aboard matey. . .

[Christian Lub]

i guess ill b a Ship Mate ... if i can

[SoundWave]

Where be all the treasure?

[Anarchy]

arrg down bellow all the rum and melons you can fathom. . .

[Christian Lub]

the treasure be gone

[Anarchy]

I hid it from the lieks of you only men may consume the bounty. . .

[Christian Lub]

i wasn't looking for any mate

[Sekei]

ZOMG!!! nosy!! kaden!!! NO FAIR!!!! *butsecks the both of them* where me bottle of rum!?

*looks ariund and sees BnC*

ah new fish bait!!

Come with me matey!! i'll show ya the inner workings of "this" ship AR!!!!

[Christian Lub]

*follow de mate*

[KaidaSorano]

I R Teh Lookout

...and I spy a fresh conquest for Sekei

[Sekei]

AR!!!! Good lookin out me matey!!

*shows the bottom deck*

this be needin a cleanin, we had a blast down here last night and got carried away...

*give bucket and mop and brushes*

now...on your knees and start cleanin!!!

[Christian Lub]

wow cleaning ... do i clean??

[Sekei]

ON YOUR KNEES SCALLEWAG!!!!!

clean this floor on your knees!!!

*watches on from behind grinning*

[Christian Lub]

haha your funny

*stands there*

[Anarchy]

/me swaps and swabs the poop deck

[Evanesque]

So this is what you've been up to while I slept :O

Oooh...pull me in...:D

[Anarchy]

*pulls in and buttsmexes Ev* Arrg welcome aboard matey

[Pyramus]

Arrg me harties! I have been sailing on ships since I was a young scallywag! I wish to travel with you, so that I may forget the troubles of a disturbed past! I will be your cook! I have been known as a great chef of any food!

[deto]

i look for gunner work -.-

[KaidaSorano]

Well I be hungry!

Make me your best matey

[Pyramus]

My best? Well then, there's only one thing for it! *Pulls out golden spatula* This was passed down my family for 100 generations! With it, my family has been able to cook anything! But, you want my best, well then, I'll show you......... *Throws a raw beef steak into the air and hits it with the spatula, the steak goes flying into Kaida's hands and it is cooked*

This is my secret method, passed down through my family, I can cook anything and I can cook it fast! So that is my best, I call it Pyramus Beef Steak!

[KaidaSorano]

*picks it up and tears off a bite with her teeth*

dis be good!

Ay, dis be real good

[Pyramus]

This is why you should accept me! I am usful in 3 ways! I know how to:

1. Sail a ship
2. Cook the best food
3. I can also use my spatula in a fight as well!

[Poison Ivy]

lmao a spatulla to fight with

[Sekei]

hmm as first mate i want you to cook for the crew.

[Poison Ivy]

food? finally im starving....

[deto]

food? bah, as long as there is rum!

[Poison Ivy]

you can only servive on alcohol alone for I think 5 days....I learned that from TV

[Sekei]

As a song here goes.... Rum till i die!!! is rum till i die!!


*holds down G.o.D*

u look like good rum!!!

*smexes G.o.D*

[Poison Ivy]

=o YAY!!!!!

wait good rum? aww...is that a compliment???

[Sekei]

Arr.. if i'm semxing you, you are indeed good rum!!!

[Poison Ivy]

awww.....yay!!!

speaking of rum I wonder how the stock is doing

[Sekei]

*looks back*

ummmm.....we got a few bottles left...you may need to make a run to the rum shop.

*gives G.o.D his rum shop members card*

here and tell them double the normal quantity this time.

[Poison Ivy]

k

bye now

*leaves for the rum shop*

[Pyramus]

Im back arrrh! I will cook for you until I die, all I ask for in return is to ride with you on your ship!

[Christian Lub]

i want sum good ol food matey!!

[Pyramus]

*Brings out spatua* Lets get to work! *Throws lobster in the air and hits it with spatula* there you go! One lobster! Btw, you guys will need to tell me your food preferences and allergic reactions and the such!

[Christian Lub]

*eats up*

eh matey, dis be good! i's love it!

[KaidaSorano]

Crew:
Godd: Boatswain
Sekei: First Mate
Deto: Gunner
Kaden: Deck Swabber
N0s: Sailor
Bound: Sailor
Pyr: Sailor
I Just noticed I'm not on the crew.... Am I be walkin da Plank!?

[Evanesque]

I ish not in there either
*sulks at all*
;________;

Do I really have to talk in pirate slang? xD
Dammit, I don't know how to x3

[KaidaSorano]

'tis sure it'll last not but a few pages matey

[Harley Quinn]

http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=45765
Hmm maybe I should have put butt in front of my fc too!XD

We have better pirate slang here ye scurvey daags!

[Evanesque]

ROFL! xD

I guess we're different..since it's more focused on the 'booty' side of things than actual pirate-dom >.>

[Harley Quinn]

Oh dear lord I'm not sure if I should laugh at that pun or not! It's so bad it's good!XD I would join this one but then I wouldn't be Captain, hmmmm I'll think about it.

[Pyramus]

Sailor, you call me a sailor! We are pirates not sailors! And im a chef! A chef dammit!

[Sekei]

Your decision matey!

@Ev and Kaida: For youe name to gon on the list the first mate and the gunner must "test" to see if you all are worthy.. Ev, the gunner tested you and you passed, you still have me to go through! HAR HAR HAR and Kaida i would perosnally want to "test" you throughly!

*drinks from his rum bottle*

@Pyr: Quiet down you!! ye scare the booties away!!

[Christian Lub]

im a sailor yay

eh mates!

[Harley Quinn]

Oh yes I'll join, I'm not hanging around here in trying to steal recruits at all. Wait......did I say that last part out aloud!?

[Anarchy]

Arrg maties time for some rum and bananas

[Christian Lub]

bananas are good matey!

[Pyramus]

I can cook bannanas, i can cook anything!

[Sekei]

then cook us banana del rum!!!!!

[Christian Lub]

oooo cook us sum ol fried ice cream in rum

[Pyramus]

I would, but im too tired to type it all out lol! i need a GM way of making u guys food lol! XD

[Poison Ivy]

*comes back*

wow that took foreverrrrr

*hands sekei his card back as 10 girls that look like they should work at hooters walk by carrying the rum and putting it in the storage place*

[Sekei]

*takes back the card and drools*

heheheheh....told 'em those rum points would pay off!!!

[Christian Lub]

*slaps him*
stop staring

[Harley Quinn]

Hey he's a man why should he? *Sigh* I might as well join since my pirate thread up and died. Sign me up me fellow salty pillagers!

[Mercurius]

YAY, new sailors.

Well anyways, i was busy so I can take the ruther now again :lol *takes rum*

[Poison Ivy]

*slaps bound* let him stare, thats what they're for

[Mercurius]

Hurray for boobies \O/

[Christian Lub]

Do Not Slap Me

[Neko Bam]

Yarr, Gunner Bamboocha reportin' fer duty *shoots some random guy down*
SORRY.......:sad I just hate it that these 15th century guns take 2 minutes to reload

[Sekei]

*spanks BnC and G.o.D*

how about i just spank you two instead? hmm?

now mateys, we are all shipmates we must work together for the common butt!!!

[Mercurius]

Hmm, I'mb being tired *yawn*

Bin readin RuroKen all this time (day). Tough it's nice to see that a thread in a randomness section is being fairly active

[Sekei]

Arrr, we aim to plaese the Cap'n

[Poison Ivy]

but I am better than her I get the booze I deserve more than a spanking

[Mercurius]

What's wrong with a little nice spankin'...Rawr

[Sekei]

ok then....^.^

*butseckez G.o.D*

there! you got more! ^.^

now bring out the stock we had in the back! We're gonna light this place up!!!!

[Poison Ivy]

^^ yay

nothings wrong with it...I just wanted more

your gonna do what with the rum???

[Sekei]

i'm gonna have a blast!!!! i'm gonna make my uber secret drink mix!!!

[Poison Ivy]

oooo thought you where gonna set it on fire

*brings skei lots of rum*

there ya go

[Neko Toku]

I be askin to join this crew, arrrrrrr.

My ship was sunk by them sea monsters, arrrrrrrrr.

[Poison Ivy]

=o the sea monsters? they be fallering ya???

[Neko Toku]

No, I cut their heads off n' fed them to me dog.

[Poison Ivy]

oh wel in that case

I be Rayne....I supply da booze so we dont be have'n a Jack Sparrow moment....you''l haveta wait til da cap'n be back to join

[Neko Toku]

I can wait, I'm a patient pirate

[Poison Ivy]

you be wantin some rum while ye wait??

[Neko Toku]

Aye, that would be nice!

[Poison Ivy]

*gives Toku some rum*

that be da finest rum in all of da seven seas

[Neko Toku]

*glugs rum down*

[Poison Ivy]

*sits on railing of ship dangling feet off the edge*

[Neko Toku]

*stares at seagulls flying by* Don't you dare poop on this ship!

[Poison Ivy]

they know better....its amazing they come near the ship

[Neko Toku]

*stomps around to scare away unwanted seagulls*

[Poison Ivy]

lols...hmmm I wonder where da cap'n be...and where Sekei be gone to?

[Neko Toku]

They're probably off partying

[Poison Ivy]

*sniffle* and dey be left me......dey be paying for that when dey get back

[Neko Toku]

There there, it's okay. They'll probably bring you some more rum when they get back

[Mercurius]

Ahh, New sailors...give me a Min' 'N I'll have U piratised...

At existing crew...Check U're Piratisiation in the 1st post

[Neko Toku]

It feels good to be piratised

[Mercurius]

I know it does...it's like U're first time of Buttsecks...

[Evanesque]

Arrrr, spam me mateys!
*sips erm...coke*
x3

Arrrrgh, whatcha staring at boi!?!


Evanesque: Sailor (known as Buccaneer Pegs

I had to lol xD
I love it!

I wonder how I was tested xD

[Mercurius]

...Secrets known only to the Cap'n....

[Neko Bam]

Yarr, were be me booty?

[Undying]

OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!

BUT PIRATES ARE EVIL!

dsjkldsf

[Mercurius]

Join?

[Icchy <3]

Yar, I shall join my booty with yours, YAR!

[Mercurius]

OFCOURSE....CREW ACCEPTED....'N promoted ('N impossible demotion) to Decksslave...

[Icchy <3]

Woopage. I shall begin scrubbing, cap'n.
*Bends over*

[Neko Toku]

Zomg, we have a deckslave, arrrrrr!?

[Mercurius]

Yup, Yup...we need one of those..and Icchy is the only (other than me 'fcourse O_-) who can do a job like that....as a MAster of F***, Rape, Secks, buttsecks, and Porn...he will be able to do an excellent job

[Christian Lub]

new mates i see ...

[Sekei]

@Merc: does the first mate get to choose his own as well Cap'n?

[Mercurius]

Hmm well I guess first mate is indeed second in command...perhaps..if I like it...

[SoundWave]

Bloody Morgan reportin' in.. Yahhhr

[Neko Bam]

YARR, Cap'n Merc, why I be but a sail'r? I gots this scurvy pirate acc'nt and one o' 'em 15th cent'ry riffles that be needin' three minutes fer reloadin', why don't I be a gunner, yarr?

[Mercurius]

Cuz U're a sailor...Prove ureself...!!!

[Neko Toku]

Arr, know yer place! (I don't think I have the right to say that)

[Neko Bam]

Prove meself aye? Whut be thar ta be provin'? In ye third crusade I killed 100 turks with only me fruitknife...arr

[Christian Lub]

but de turks arr easy to kill already

[Sekei]

to prove theyself....you must.....*brings out a crate of rum*

beat me in rum drinking!!!!! ARRRRR!!!!!!!

[Christian Lub]

uh oh mate dat be hard there

[Sekei]

indeed!!! only few have ever beaten me!!!!

[Poison Ivy]

oh noes....not the rum drinking....*hides*

[Sekei]

lol i promise you won't be on the receiving end if i get drunk, i know you really couldn't walk after the first time it happened.

[Poison Ivy]

if I remember correctly...I was in the hospital for 3 weeks...

[Sekei]

*scratches his head and smiles*

yeah...sorry 'bout that. I brought you flower every day though.

[Poison Ivy]

yea but that didnt make the pain go away

[Sekei]

*drops head* i'm sorry...what can i do to make up for some of it though i know i can't make up for all... i still have the scars from when you threw the flower vases at me.

[Poison Ivy]

meh...its alright.....I will just stay away from ye when yer drunk

[Sekei]

Good thinking lol ^.^

[Poison Ivy]

*sigh* *drinks rum*

[Sekei]

*lays back and takes a drink of rum as well*

[Mercurius]

Ah, bought Blood Diamond just now :lol Great movie

[Poison Ivy]

kewl...I havent really felt like getting any new movies lately

[Evanesque]

The last movie I watched was Balls of Fury...and I was looking forward to watching either Beowulf or Halloween. I think I'll wait till I can get hold of the DVD ripped version :redbiggri

Aaaaand since I'm not doing anything on our awesome ship...*humps Bloody Morgan*

:redbiggri

[Pyramus]

I be thhhhhhaaaar cook! And as such, I will make you all dinner! *Gets out steaks and spatula and hits each steak into everyones hands* enjoy!

[Undying]

:eek:

[Evanesque]

We have a cook boi! =D
*whips*

Make teh steaks nice and juicy, arrr!

[Neko Toku]

I want mine raw, arrrrr!

[Undying]

:eek:

:dribble:

[Mercurius]

Hmm...And now I'm hungry

[Neko Bam]

YARR, first we shall eat py's steak, then we be enjoyin' beer! Arr...
And I be beatin' Sekeisenbonzakura in ye drinkin' contest, and then I c'n shoot me gun that be takin' 2 minutes fer reloadin'....arr, it was me birthday gift, giv'n ta me by ye ol' Hernan Cortez, fine lad........arr

[Sekei]

And I be beatin' Sekeisenbonzakura in ye drinkin' contest

Har Har young matey!!! We haven't started on the prime stuff!! This is just the warm up!! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

[Neko Bam]

ARR...we hav'n ev'n started on ye groc matey, arr

[Sekei]

i'm not! this is my pre drink before the big drink!! it's a custom on this ship!!

[Undying]

:dribble:

:cm:

:eek:

[Sekei]

*looks at Undy*

*throws him a bottle*

DRINK MaN DRINK!!!

[Christian Lub]

fine i will
*pulls out run bottle*
watch!
*downs the whole bottle in amount of seconds*

[Sekei]

*looks at bound*

0.0 *drops his bottle and grabs he rup and runs to his cabin*

See ya laterz chaps!!!

[Christian Lub]

think a girl couldnt drink a WHOLE bottle of rum did ya

*gets taken away on top of this shoulders*

[Sekei]

I love a girl who can drink!

[Christian Lub]

do ya? well i's sure can drink me sum

[Neko Toku]

*liquifies rum bottle and drinks it* How's that fer a drink?

[Pyramus]

*Holds spatula to Bounds neck* Girls be bad luck abored a ship, lassy!

[Sekei]

And you be unlucky yourself if ye don't remove that from her neck.

*places his sword on Prymus's neck*

[Pyramus]

Heh, whatever. *Places Spatula back in pocket* Rum anybody?

[Undying]

Ahoy matees.

I see an ol' rundown ship comin' our way. Her ol' bones creak with golden treasure.

Buttipirates, there is everything there!

*drinks rum*

[Christian Lub]

oh matey ... lets go bombard that ship and taht all there treasure

*points sword at ship*

[Mercurius]

WOW..Undy got a change of heart O_o...I thought U hateed the world and everyting in universe live 'N kickin'...

*sips rum...yummmY*

[Undying]

Foolish fool! I hate the world. But it does not mean I cannot say I like someone.

It confuses people.

[Sekei]

RUM!!!
Wait a min.... *looks at the ship*

ZOMG!!! the butt pearl!!! that ship is legendary!!!

[Christian Lub]

let take er down mate

[Sekei]

that ship is said to be cursed.....

[Christian Lub]

um then lets not take er down ... *runs and gets sum rum*

[Sekei]

mmm i wanna see what but treasuers she beholds in her..... All men battle stations!! We 're gonna be "visiting" the Butt Pearl!!

[deto]

arrrr virtual pirates we are! let's sail the seven ISP's

[Sekei]

We must look out for the dreaded web monster the lurks in the seven ISPs, it is said that it is big and can bring unmountable damage to ship and crew...it is called....Microsoft.

[Christian Lub]

lets go then mates ... if we do it then we gotta get sum treasure

[Pyramus]

Forward, to victory, and rum!

[Christian Lub]

take all the run and all the treasure

[Neko Toku]

That'd be rum mate

[Christian Lub]

i meant that i missed spelled it ... lol

*drinks bottle of rum*

[Neko Toku]

Of course, pirates don't spell (unless you're me)

[Christian Lub]

lol naw thay dont really lol

eh matey how are ya?

[Neko Toku]

Mighty good!

[Christian Lub]

thats great ... im ok

[Undying]

Ahoy mateys.

It's lil' ol' me gain, shoutin' fro' me high perch atop the mast. I see a ship full of sheep... and rum.

We're in need of supplies!

[Neko Toku]

Arr, sheep you say? I love sheep! (and the rum) <3

[Christian Lub]

yes rum well mate we sur need to aboard that there ship then and take er over

[Sekei]

we gots needs of rum, but the sheep....who's in charge of the inventory of blankets and what not?

[Christian Lub]

im not sure on that one mate

[Sekei]

then yor in charge of it till we find something worse for you to do! BWAHAHAHAHAH *takes another drink from his rum bottle*

[Christian Lub]

inventory of blankets?? what hte world

[Neko Toku]

Blankets are quite useful.

[Pyramus]

I am the skateboarding chef RAWR! XD

[Neko Toku]

Ummm...


I'm nothing! D:

[Pyramus]

You can be my biatch if you want :D

[Sekei]

how about you stop boarding and cook something!!!!

@TOku: do you want inventory duty instead?

[Anarchy]

*swabbs the poop deck* Arrg matey

[Christian Lub]

blankets are quite useful when it's really cold so arrrg

[Sekei]

Indeed! the rainy months at sea are coming up so we have to be prepared!! Cap'n do ye wanna do the honors or should i?

[KaidaSorano]

Ahoy!..... Yeah, no

[Undying]

And a classic line.

But why is the rum always gone!?

[Pyramus]

Because you scoff it so easily boyo! Right then shipmates, onward to the island of rum!

[Christian Lub]

yes matey! the rain is commin! more supplies!

[Anarchy]

*swab the poop deck* ARRG to the Island of RUM!!!

[Darklord]

I join....though according to the first spoiler in my siggy I am already a mem

[Anarchy]

blarg? I mean ARRG but you left us here at CB what with the change of heart?

[Darklord]

<_< addiction to the crazyness of CB?

[Anarchy]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg pirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrateizizleies in the buttockalockadockadoo:Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo :Domo

[Darklord]

yea that......oh how I missed it so

[Anarchy]

ARRGG I'll swab your poop deck

[Mercurius]

Argh, the cap'n is back...

Anyway *yawn* stupid school: essays, rules (I forgot my detention so now I've got double...and I already got double -_-)...Annoying teachers, bad teachers, annoying sectionleaders, annoying studyrooms with all their annoying rules, annoying grown up who think they're smarter than me just because they're adults...even tough they dun have any study at all all they do is sit on their fat ass and look if we kids are silent...otherwise they'll just start calling you names...and worst...I can't even call them names bad cause that's disrespectfull and gets me detention -_-

And the teachers..I make a test..3 weeks later I ask them if they're done checking them...they tell me not yet cause they're busy....and then WHAT I check their schedule...and it says they only have 19 hours...19...what the hell....BUSY...BUSY...I work more then that on a single day !!!

[Darklord]

lols...teachers are always like that....like this one girl in class yesterday slipped and said damnit and she got wrote up for it then the teacher said it

[Sekei]

arrr....what happened?

*looks at the bottles around him*

arr....

*drops back down and falls back asleep*

[Anarchy]

aRrRg. . . *joins sekei in being passed out*

[Poison Ivy]

lols you guys are funny

[Neko Toku]

Quit slackin'

[Poison Ivy]

*kicks sekei* wake up you lazy bum

*kicks kaden* you too

[Anarchy]

*swabs the poop deck some more before buttsecksing GoD* Blarg. . . I mean ARRRG!1!!!

[Christian Lub]

ugh. sorry for the inconvience. i hate this bullshit but im back yall. sorry for not being able to tell yall where i went. but ive been grounded and all this other shit is going on in my home. people fussing and fighting and yelling. i couldnt take anymore of there shit so i stayed off ineternt a few extra days while my family was causing "trouble". but now i am back. SORRY dont hate me.

[Icchy <3]

Sorry to hear thaaarrrt. Yaaaarrrr!

[Christian Lub]

it's otay...argg matey

[Anarchy]

*swabs the poop deck* ARRG!!