Destroy-A-Wish Game

[Hits]

Not sure if there is already a thread like this but I checked and couldn't find a similar one so here goes....

This game is simple. The person makes a wish, and the next one grants it with the most terrible-twist they can think of, and then they make a wish. Repeat.

Example:

Me:I wanna million dollars

Guy A: Given, but its stolen so the goverment arrests you and gives you 5 lifetime sentences

Guy A: I want some pie

Guy B: Given, but it makes you sick

And then Guy B makes an wish...

I guess I should start. Oh, this will be an easy target for corruption.

I wish britney spears doesn't exist.

[Pipp-ORK]

So she disappears, and then her sister arms herself with various weapons and comes to get revenge on you. But then she realizes! She can't KILL you, she'll just MARRY you! X_X

I wish my dog was a bee.

[prime91]

given but then it turns out that it is a killer bee and that it will sting you with all of his family ^_^

I wish a bath filled with candy

[Hits]

you take a bath in it and eats it all up. but then you die from obsesity.

[prime91]

aren't you supposed to make a wish right now?

I wish that everything that is iron would turn into gold if I touch it

[Hits]

oh oops, hehe. i keep on forgetting to make a wish.

your body has iron in it and you turn yourself into a gold statue

i wish i could fly.

[Pipp-ORK]

Ok, so you sprout wings. And jump off the side of a building, only to find that your wings don't work, and were only for show. Too bad..U_U

I wish there was no Monday.

[uryuu]

without monday,there's no starting for the weekdays...

i wish i could be a millionaire

[Vegas Underground]

You gain all you millions from illegal sources.

I wish I could die by snapping my fingers (clever arnt I?)

[prime91]

well.. you snapt youre fingers but you didn't die.. and now you suffer for eternity (muwahahaha)

I wish I had 4 arms

[_Ink]

given, now you shall spend the rest of your life trapped in a guinea pig cage and experimented with by scientist poking you naked all day....with tubes in your body....

I wish I am female....(a sexy one of course)

[prime91]

given now youre getting raped all day long ^_^

I wish I could draw my own manga

[RurouniShu]

wish granted! but you ran out of ideas.

i wish that i can draw manga well! (seriously!)

[prime91]

waaah... hmm.. I guess I'll answer youres >__<
given now youre getting followed by obsessed manga readers

I wish I had a zanpak-tu

[Ritam]

granted but whenever u use ur bankai or shinkai u get seriously injured

i wish i could teleport anywhere at anytime

[konakona]

Given, but one half goes where you want, and the other ends up somewhere else... and you die

I wish i could run faster then a train

(Interesting thread by the way)

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you run faster than a train, but so fast you can't see and hit walls at bullet speed.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Anime

[Pipp-ORK]

Ok, but after a while of watching nothing BUT anime, you get bored of it and decide that anime sucks. It will never be the same for you again..

I wish I didn't have to study for tests.

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you didn't have to study for the test but end up as dumb as a rock.

I wish I was the 9th Divison VC..(Haha, It didn't happen so why not wish..>_>)

[konakona]

given, but you have a nasty scar on your face (?) (you can't counter that wish)

[Minami Ikki]

(You could say I was sent to some tough mission and died, and where's your wish?)

I wish I could perform all the jutsus in Naruto

[_Ink]

and from now on you have all those skills but you will never know how to use them...in real battles but you are then assigned to perform for the old hag club.

I wish i can go to hell and be back with extra powers. :LOL:

[prime91]

You came back with the extra power to fart harder >.< and now nobody likes you anymore

I wish that every second I get stronger

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you grow stronger every second only because every second you take steroids, you die of over-drugage (Is that a word?)

I wish I had the sharingan

[prime91]

Granted you get sharigan but you did it too much so you died because you're too tired

I wish I never got tired

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you were never tired and never went to sleep again, but 2 weeks later, you look like a zombie.

[Hits]

you forgot to make a wish. so i'll gladly subsitute for you. ^^

I wish for a white christmas.

[prime91]

granted everything is white the world doesn't have color anymore

I wish that I live for eternity

[Minami Ikki]

you live for eternity but by 200 years you can move as fast as a slug.

I wish there was a Naruto MMORPG.

[prime91]

granted but it laggs so heavy that you have to play for one day before you started the game >.<

wish that I would have the fastest computer + internet in the world

[Vegas Underground]

Wish has been given! but 2 hours after buying it a better computer comes out with a much faster internet.

I wish I could do backflips.

[Pipp-ORK]

Fine, but you fall and bust your head open on the concrete, paralyizing yourself from the neck down.

I wish I had a really fast car.

[Minami Ikki]

You have a really fast car now, only problem is you owe 4 billion dollars because you got it

I wish I had the ability to summon like in naruto

[Hits]

you summon michael jackson and he molests you.

i wish i didn't wish.

[Minami Ikki]

You didn't wish, and you should've wished you wouldn't hit your head, because you died.

I wish I could realease anything into it's bankai form

[Vegas Underground]

Wish granted, but your ban-kai forms hate you and kill you.

I wish I could never be angry.

[konakona]

Given, but people would take advantage of you and treat you horribly!

I wish that school was only one day a week!

[Hits]

granted, there will be only 1 day in a week so you will have school everyday.

[MooL]

I wished people followed directions and wished back.

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but everyone's so uptight about it, they kick you because you break half a rule.

I wish I could be like Cloud of Final Fantasy VII (AC >_>)

[konakona]

granted, but you have to lugg around that huge sword, and always keep your hair stright up!

I wish... bush wasnt president...

I wished people followed directions and wished back.

hahahaha, awesome...

[Ritam]

granted...but then he moves in with u....i wish.....kool stuff happened around my neighbourhood

[konakona]

I wished people followed directions and wished back.
Me too

I wish that... fish could talk!

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, fish can now talk, but cuss you out for not feeding them enough and wake you up in the middle of the night so you can feed them

I wish I had the entire Collection of Naruto and Bleach stuff.

[MooL]

Sure, but all your discs are scratched, your novelty items defective, broken, mutated, and utterly WORTHLESS.

I wish I had a pony. <3

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, but your pony has a taste for human flesh and eats you.

I wish my hair wasn't so bloody curly (then I could spike it and it'd look cool :D)

P.S. @MARINE: What the heck is that thing on your avatar's nose? A Biore strip (those things for removing dirt and stuff from your pores)? O_o

[MissShizuka]

Granted, but its so straight now that you can't do anything with it and it just stays there like a stick...

I wish I was a gothic Bleach character with grey hair, a black dress, and a gothic teddy bear...

[Minami Ikki]

(How am I supposed to counter that?!)

Granted, but uh...the character ends the whole series by killing Ichigo?

I wish Bleach had no end

[strydr]

Granted, but then you would be 82 years old, watching Ichigo and Orihime's grandchildren :redbiggri trying to find their bankai and little fairies.
I wish that i could actually have a decent relationship, and actually have a relationship like in anime.

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but then you would have Sephiroth as an enemy which is kinda hectic, he kills you without remorse, even though you are his brother.

I wish that i could actually have a decent relationship, and actually have a relationship like in anime.
(Wait..Wha? Where'd Sephiroth come from, he's in a totally different thing!)

Granted, but your girlfriend (and soon to be) wife live in a place where demons rule and they kill you, all because she wanted to live there

[Pipp-ORK]

^No wish! :eek:

I wish my English teacher would die a horrible, tragic death. She'd go to Hell, by the way, so you can't say she'd come back as a ghost or something. ;p

[Minami Ikki]

(Damn. Forgot. Heh, sorry.)

She dies a horrible death and is sent to hell, but you are sent with her and are stuck to her for the rest of your hellish life all because god heard you wish it were true.

I wish none of these wishes could be destroyed..>_>

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, but this thread goes on for years and clogs up the server because it can never be cleared out, and it breaks the internet :(

I wish George Carlin were president instead of George W. Bush (Mwuhahahahahaha!).

...its so straight now that you can't do anything with it and it just stays there like a stick...

One of my co-workers has hair like that, but that's because he uses wax to keep it sticking up, lol. Looks like Vanilla Ice. Either that or the Slim-Jim guy, lol.

[Minami Ikki]

(Dunno who that is but oh well)
Granted, but he abuses his power and blows up the world.

I wish hurricanes never happened again.

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, but now giant frogs rain down from the sky to replace the hurricanes.

I wish I could think of something else to wish for.

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you wishes for yourself to die and got it. xD

I wish Sephiroth was as easy as an ant to beat

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, but then FF7 completely loses its replay value :(

I wish I had a Magic 8-ball that really was magic.

P.S., you notice we're the only two playing this now? Or maybe we're just too gosh-darned fast, lol.

[Minami Ikki]

(lol, maybe no one is just on this section of the forum)

Granted but the magic 8-ball only foretells your death and keeps telling you it'll be tomorrow when you die, but keep dying even if you are in heaven/hell

I wish I get to go to heaven when I die

[MooL]

Okay, you're there. Too bad you haven't got any friends. Aww.

I wish I had some cake.


P.S. @MARINE: What the heck is that thing on your avatar's nose? A Biore strip (those things for removing dirt and stuff from your pores)? O_o

That's exactly what I said. =O

--

[Minami Ikki]

granted, except the cake is poisonous

I wish I had cool superhero powers

[konakona]

granted, and you also have super villan nemeis's

i wish the world was square

P.S. @MARINE: What the heck is that thing on your avatar's nose? A Biore strip (those things for removing dirt and stuff from your pores)? O_o

@ rigger: Ya, but it looks cool

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but you venture off and fall off the edge.

I wish that thing came off Haruko's nose

[Hits]

that thing on his nose turns out to be a mask like michael's jacksons. he doesnt have a real nose and the image is so disturbing, you plock your eyes out.

i wish i could sing well.

[Minami Ikki]

(Just a note: The person in the avatar is a she)

You can sing well, but so well all the other singers get jealous and assassinate you.

I wish I could jump really high

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, but you jump so high that the Earth's gravity loses its hold on you, and you float off into space (and greatly resemble your avatar, LOL).

I wish I had some ramen... oh, wait I do, lol! Nevermind. Instead, I wish I could play the guitar better.

[MooL]

Sure, but your just broke both of your hands. And the healing process takes so much time!

I wish I was famous.

[konakona]

Granted, but your so famous that a mob of fans attack you and kill you in the process

I wish I could eat all i want and not get fat ^^

[Minami Ikki]

You eat all you want and don't get fat, you just can't eat anymore without going to the bathroom for 4 hours straight.

I wish I could rule the world.

[konakona]

granted, but then the world has an uprise forcing you out of position of the ruler of the world and each country gets its presidents back... exept bush... he dies...

I wish I could... speak dog...

[Tyenkrovy]

Sure, you can speak dog! I've just turned you into a Shitzu. There! Now you can speak dog! :face82:

I wish I didn't have to work 1st shift in the morning (it's 11:24 pm here, and I gotta be up at 7 am :().

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, But you have to work at 11:00 PM now


I wish I had 1,000 posts

[Tyenkrovy]

Granted, But you have to work at 11:00 PM now

Gaaaaah! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! LOL

Okay, okay, lol.

Granted. You have 1000 posts... in your back yard. Now what'cha gonna do with all those? :D

I wish I had my own spaceship that could travel faster than light.

[Vegas Underground]

Your wish is granted, you can now travel fast as light wiht your ship, but moving so fast crushes your bones and makes you internal organs explode because of the g forces between you and the seat.

I wish there were no racists in the world

[Minami Ikki]

The racist people give up being racist but turn into prejudice.

I wish money grew on a tree

[prime91]

granted but now youre getting arrested by the FBI cuz they think youre making false money

I wish I was a expert in making signatures

[konakona]

granted, but so many people ask you for sigs that you dont have any time to make your own!

I wish I had more pumpkin pie...

[Ritam]

granted!! but the pie is poisened

[Minami Ikki]

^ No wish. :/

I wish I had The best sig in the world..>_>

[konakona]

granted, but your sig takes up so much room that its impossible to see the posts

i wish... i had coffee... UNPOISIONED coffee!

[Ritam]

granted....but the coffe blows up in ur stomach

[konakona]

...

You really need to wish Ritam...

I wish I had... more music

[Ritam]

o yea......i forgot.....granted but its too loud and destroys ur house... i wish i had some food

[konakona]

granted but its POISONED AS WELL!! *laughs maniacaly* Revenge!

I wish... I wasnt hungry

[Ritam]

granted but soon u starve to death

[konakona]

WHERES YOUR WISH!?!?! LOL!

I wish I had 3 more wishes

[Ritam]

OMG !!!! I KEEP FORGETTING!!!

sry.....

granted but u.....die.....before u can wish.....

i wish i had some money to buy lunch!!! (even though i do)

[konakona]

granted but you implode when you buy lunch

I wish It wasnt cloudy...

[Minami Ikki]

granted, but now you get killed because of UV-rays.

I wish Life wasn't so hard

[Ritam]

granted....but then UR life becomes hard!!!! i wish i had more games

[konakona]

WIISH!!!!

I wish Ritam would wish!

[Ritam]

i did dumb a$$!!! granted....no side affect!!!

[prime91]

granted but now Ritam forgets to grant wishes

I wish I had a username where people think like: "woooww soo coool :)"

[Minami Ikki]

Granted except the name makes you look gay..and I mean UBER-gay..

I wish Ritam would wish ALL the time instead of wishing once then forgetting the next time..>_>

[konakona]

granted but now Ritam forgets to grant wishes

hahahaha

Granted, but this wouldnt be funny

I wish I had pringles....

[prime91]

OMFG.. you forget to grant my wish >__<
granted you get pringles that ar so hot that when you take on.. youre toung melts off

I wish my wish got granted *damn you marine :)*

[Minami Ikki]

Already granted it, therefore...granted?

I wish I was eternal.

[prime91]

granted now youre name is changed too "eternal"

I wish I had a idea

[konakona]

granted, then i can destroy it

I wish I had some pizza

[prime91]

granted but the pizza eats you before you could eat the pizza

I wish I was a elephant

[konakona]

Granted, and now i hunt you down and sell your tusks on the black market

I wish I had a pet walrus

[prime91]

granted and now it eats you

*what a simple answer >.<*

I wish I didn't have to leave the PC right now.. >___<

[konakona]

wish granted, now your eyes screw up from staying on the pc for too ong and you get glasses.

I wish trees could speak...

[_Ink]

granted...now you have the issue of a garden party 24 hours a day so noisy until your neighbours burn your house and your talking trees.

i wish i can walk naked on the street without being arrested

[konakona]

Granted, but people run around kicking your nads

I wish it wouldnt snow this winter

[_Ink]

granted....now you have the sun shining on your ass twenty four hours a day....and hot as hell!

i wish everyone is gay and i am the only straight person around and all the beautiful women in the world would rape me.

[konakona]

... Granted, now your being raped 24/7 and you have about a thousand children that you have to provide for. Plus all the gay men are raping you as well...

I wish wales could walk on land

[prime91]

granted now they all walk over you :)

I wish I can fly

[_Ink]

granted now you fly and die hitting airplanes and getting sued for damages

i wish i can type here without typing

[konakona]

Granted, but your fingers fall of from under usage

I wish my speakers could shake the world

[Ritam]

granted. but the speakers destroy ur house and everything u own.

[_Ink]

WISH????? DOKO?????OMAE BAKA!!!
I WILL SAY ONE: i wish i am dead and still living but i am not a walking corpse

[Ritam]

DAM IT I KEEP FORGETTING TO SAY A WISH!!!!!

ummm....granted but u blow up when u talk....I wish i had a teddy bear :)

[konakona]

granted, but its evil and devours your soul

I wish I had another lollipop

[prime91]

granted but it tastes like shit

I wish I could turn back time

[konakona]

Granted, but you dont know how to control it and end up in prehistoric times and cant get back

I wish I could... do kung-fu!

[prime91]

granted but you end up dieng cuz you were getting ownd by kung-fu specialist (or whatever)

I wish I was the smartest kid in the world

[konakona]

Granted, but your head gets so big it pops ^^

I wish i was indestructable

[omfgman]

granted but you constantly get beaten by your freinds that you wish you were destructable...

i wish i were a fishy!!

[prime91]

granted but you died cuz you couldn't breath under water :)

I wish I had a big umbrela (running out of ideas)

[Pipp-ORK]

Granted, but the big umbrella swallows you up and you smother.

I wish I had a candy wrapper.

[konakona]

Granted, but you get a paper cut form it, and it gets infected... and you die

I wish... you all turned into frogs!

[_Ink]

granted...but you are turned into a fly, which i just ate you....

i wish i got james brown in my blood and i am a soul and funk music artist!

[Ritam]

granted, but everytime u perform u start to sound like daffy duck.. i wish i had long hair

[Makaze]

granted, but repunzel, in a fit of jealosy, trims it all off
I wish i had more mojo like austin powers

[konakona]

granted, but you have so much mojo that the men come after you too

I wish I was god

[Minami Ikki]

Granted but people keep praying too much that you can't keep up and therefore, have no life.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

[Pipp-ORK]

Fine, but then you get reamed by all the stupid people who want to own your brain in order to figure out the product of 23 and 1.

I wish my grandma was mute. And blind. And deaf.

[_Ink]

granted...now you have to spend the rest of your time with her to understand what she is trying to say...using sign language or something...

I wish i have two more rod (dick) so i can have twice the pleasure with a woman

[Makaze]

granted, but they are 1 cm long each, and one is on your face......eww

I wish I had a turkey sandwich...no weird one either, i dont want a zombie turkey, or to become a turkey.....and some lettuce....(a cookie to whoever says who i just quoted)

[konakona]

... no idea, but granted, you have a turkey sandwich exept once you ate it its gets stuck in your throat and you choke and die...

I wish... It was sunday

[_Ink]

to makaze: yuck!....damn man....!

granted....now you are on sunday but you are one day late for everything....by the way, your house is burned today...

i wish there is some superdrug that just turns me into the most wonderful man on earth, that is not attractive to all gays, all men will make me their friend, and all woman shall bow and fall for me without fail.

[Makaze]

Granted, but you relise it also says on the bottle: May cause rhino's to find you atractive

I wish i was the best air guitar player ever

[konakona]

Granted, but all the other air guitar players get jealous and kill you

I wish the moon really was made of cheese

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... but then all the mice fly and eat it and then the earth is out of orbit and everything gets all messed up... (go horribly wrong science!!)

I wish I had a green monkey... naturally....

[konakona]

Granted, but then you realize that your green monkey is realy an alien and he abducts you.

I wish that my download would come in...

[_Ink]

granted, download complete....it reads corrupted file: virus infected : worm or whatever....

i wish i have candy up my ass...

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... so now you have a candy up your ass... and you can't sit... ever...

I wish i could be the greatest martial artist ever!!!

[_Ink]

granted...now you will fight no one but yourself as you break your own whoop ass....

i wish i can dispense candy for free to charity.

[FascionViktem5k]

(sounds fun) Granted ... yet you despensed so much that you killed everybody... (how could you!?!? those ppl needed help!!!)

I wish i had all the equipment i need for my photographs! and my mini studio!!! even though my major is psychology!!!

[_Ink]

granted, now you have to pay for it all through your nose and your accounts and you still owe the bank operator your ass for the night

I wish for FREE/quick/fun/happy/safe/great/absolutely satisfying sex with a wonderful and beautiful 18 year old girl and not being caught in a relationship.

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but her mom kills you for having sex with her.

I wish Everything in the world was free..for me only...>_>

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... so then everybody is jealous of you and they kill you.. but they torture you first... which really hurts too..

I wish i had all the candles in the world!!! for my collection!! wat? i like candles!!!

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you light them all at once and die of the intense heat.

I wish I was 18.

[FascionViktem5k]

No you don't because it's not a happy time... but granted and you die in college.... just by being there.... because that is wat happens..

I wish my cactuses were bigger!!!

[Minami Ikki]

granted, but they fall on you and kill you.

I wish I had a happy ending to my life (TRY COUNTERING THAT :P)

[FascionViktem5k]

darn you!!!!!!!!
ok you have a happy ending... which makes other ppl jealous.. again.. and they kill you! again!!!! HAHA!!!!

I wish there was a place to hang out when living in the suburbs... (there's no where to hang out!!!)

[Makaze]

Granted, but some scary, burly men with knifes find you there and come over to "play" with you

I wish I could kill crappy boy bands(I'm looking at you, Mcfly. Yes, you too Busted.
Don't even think of leaving either, Good Charlote) with a wave of a hand

[Minami Ikki]

Granted but their fans get revenge.

ok you have a happy ending... which makes other ppl jealous.. again.. and they kill you! again!!!! HAHA!!!!

That's not a happy ending o_o;

I wish my wish would be granted properly..>/

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... and then it gets messed up because those were the rules of this thread!!! hah!!!

I wish ... there was something to wish about..

[Minami Ikki]

(DAMN, that was a good one..>_>)

Granted but now you can't wish.

[FascionViktem5k]

wheres your wish?

[Ritam]

weres urs??? o well....i'll wish then...i wish Arakawa and FascionViktem had wishes to wish....

[Hits]

they wish that they were born as combined twins and come true.

i wish my wish wasn't a wish. :S

[FascionViktem5k]

this is getting complicated!!!!

so your wishing and then you can't wish anymore... ??? i can't think of anything else!!!

I wish i wasn't a combined twin anymore... no lol!
I REALLY wish... that my hair was longer than it already is... (it's almost at my waist..)

[Hits]

this is getting complicated!!!!

so your wishing and then you can't wish anymore... ??? i can't think of anything else!!!

I wish i wasn't a combined twin anymore... no lol!
I REALLY wish... that my hair was longer than it already is... (it's almost at my waist..)
lol.

SOMEONE TRY TO ANSWER MY WISH, LOL. it just means that i wish the wish i wished wasn't a wish. lol

as for your hair, it gets so long that one day you go out of an elevator and the door closed but your hair gets all tangled and stuck in the door.(on no!>.<) the elevator is starting to move now and your hair is still stuck and can't get out. The elevator is now pulling you up with it but the upper floor is blocking you from going up even more and your head get squashed by the roof and die. >.<

[prime91]

okay.. granted you didn't ask a wish but now everybody from Bleach portal is mad at you cuz you didn't ask a wish

I wish that everybody I see gets to be my friend

[summerslam]

wish granted, but all your friends went to your birthday party and there wasnt even enough food for all your guests so u could not eat or drink. and thus die of hunger

i wish i dont have to find a sig or avatar as im lazy

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you don't have to find a sig or avatar..you just don't have one..o_o;

I wish people wouldn't bug me fr missing one wish..>_>

[prime91]

granted now they bug you for murder :D

I wish I had 50 body gaurds :)

[Hits]

you have 50 dead bodies glued to you acting as shields

i wish for world peace.

[Makaze]

Granted, but earth is then invaded by aliens with clubs and planks with nails in them

I wish I could ***** slap Gin because he is so anoying^^

[prime91]

granted but now Gin stabs you with his Soul slayer and now you die

I wish I had a insane reiatsu 10 times higher than kenpachi's reiatsu

[Uzhul]

Granted... but it is so intense that your head explodes from it!

I wish I was all-powerful (counter that!!!!!!!!!)

[Uzhul]

Granted... but now you understand so much you have a life-long splitting headache


I wish my friend would stop farting all the time

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... now you are all powerful.... and kill some people... so now your in the all powerfull jail with the all powerfull man rapist... good luck

I wish people didn't confuse me!

[Uzhul]

Those two were the other way round before weren't they? They should be. I posted the one about wishing my friend didn't fart after the death monkey posted that one!

[Ritam]

ummm...u forgot to grant his wish and post a wish............fine i'll grant his wish....granted, but u confuse urself 10000 times more then u did before i granted this wish....

i wish for...some fish?

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but the parahna eats you

I wish I had more time.

[Ritam]

granted, but soon time slows down soo much that it annoys and u comit suicide

i wish i had satelitte television

[FascionViktem5k]

Those two were the other way round before weren't they? They should be. I posted the one about wishing my friend didn't fart after the death monkey posted that one!

:p SORRY!!!! i didn't see your post.. or i think you posted like right before i did... GOMEN!!!

Ritam ---> Granted... so now aliens track you and abduct you... and anally probe you... hahah!

I wish there was free food at my university...

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but you eat so much you get mistaken for a pig, and you know the rest..>_>

I wish a penny could get me anything.

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... and then you run out of pennies... and are covered with everything.. and u suffocate.. and die.. but your happy.. cuz it was worth it.. hehe..

I wish my division finally had a sig...

[Minami Ikki]

(Actually, if you wanted to, get the captain to tell me and I'll make you guys one)

Granted except I made it and it looks really crappy
(It won't look like that if I do it for real though :P)

I wish...The sky wasn't so dark

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted.. and then there is no nighttime.. and all the plants die from having too much sun.. and no more air is made.. and then we all die... (that sucks..)

I wish i had some nice boots...

[Hits]

*these boots are made for walking* you will turn into the woman who sang that song.

I wish that my wish is not my wish.

[Ritam]

ummm...granted...i think....., but.....umm....u die 1 horrible death for every time u said wish in ur post above??

i wish that....i had a magic pen that finished any assignment in seconds

[Hits]

the pen only good for writing threats to people and you go to jail.

I wish my wish turns out how I wished it to be.

[Pipp-ORK]

Ok, but then your head explodes because you just can't decide on a wish to wish to come true, oh how you wish you could!

I wish I had more bubble gum than chips. I'm so friggin' sick of Nachos!

[asian]

wish granted, but then to bubble gum turns into nachos in your mouth. (i want nachos...)

i wish my computer wasn't a nazi

[Minami Ikki]

Granted..It's german?

I wish some of these wishes would make sense..>_>

[Narutomaru]

*Granted* Now you suffocate like your ava because nothing in this world makes since!!!!! (don't cha know?)

I wish my painting would turn out totally AWSOME!!!!

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, but you waste 50 years of your life doing it, and it ends up burning right in front of you.

I wish I could make a wish that had a happy ending..>_>

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted.. and people are jealous.. and they kill you...

I wish there weren't so many wishes!!

[Minami Ikki]

Granted..yours was one that was taken off, too bad :P

I wish I wasn't killed in all my wishes, and that you wouldn't answer them all the time FascionViktem6k(..that's too long to type..I'll call you FV)

[FascionViktem5k]

it's actually 5k... and yeah it is too long to type... call me watever you want...

and Granted... so now your not killed... but you go through excrutiating pain by people trying to kill you... damn being immortal.... ... and not granted... i will answer watever wish i want...

I wish there was something good to wish about... maybe immortality?

[Hits]

you are now immortal but God gets angry and sentences you to be labour(baby) and experience unbearable contractions for the rest of your life.

I wish I become a surgeon when i grow up.

[FascionViktem5k]

Granted... but you have to deal with people in pain... and they whine and complain and want this fixed and that... "i want these contractions to stop!!!" .... so you go crazy and jump off a building.. preferably a tall one..

I wish i could be able to do well on all of my papers and tests!!

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, you guess and get lucky through all your papers, and they tell you to do some top secret military thing you have no idea about, mess up, and destroy the world.
Big Deal, so what :P

I wish my life was perfect.

[prime91]

granted but when you die after 80 years of a wonderfull live you'll burn in hell.. forever

I wish I could go to heaven

[Uzhul]

Granted... but the sound of Angels singing drives you mad and you live for the rest of eternity in a screaming mental hell

I wish for infinite wealth

[Minami Ikki]

Granted, granted but you try to swim in your money and drown in nickels.


I wish I had a new backpack.

[prime91]

granted now a ugly girl that you dislike loves you :)

I wish that a very pretty hot girl would fall in love with me

[Pipp-ORK]

Granted, but she gets in a car accident on her way to telling you she loves you, and now she's faceless, mute, blind, and deaf.

I wish I could kill my uncle.

[_Ink]

granted....now he is dead and you get sued by your aunty for killing him

i wish my avatar is shown here in bleach without fear!

[konakona]

granted, but people fear your insulting sig

I wish devildude's sig didn't keep insulting me...

[_Ink]

granted...now your eyes don't have to see anything cause you are blinded by my sig

i wish Marine would not be insulted by my bad ass sig

[Hits]

she falls in love with it and wants it for herself. she steals it from you and you become so mad that you umm...make another insulting siggy at a terrible incovenience of time! ownage! lol.

i wish i knew how to use the word "ownage" properly. :S

[_Ink]

Granted....now You Can Spell Nothing But That Word....and You Have Forgotten English....

I Wish My Bad Ass Sig Is Covered By Some Other Tags....

[Hits]

it is covered by a tag called i have a small ass

i wish i will get first place at the cross country and track field finals next week.

[Silfrsyn]

Granted, but you'll never win again.

I wish I could speak to and understand reptiles.

[Minami Ikki]

granted, but they keep telling you they want to eat you.

I wish I had a bow like Ishida's

[Sunfire249]

granted, but then that bow turns out to be a killer bow monster and EATS YOU XD

I wish I had a motorcycle right now...

[Hits]

you turn into a motorcycle

i wish i had a better computer.

[Minami Ikki]

granted, but to me, better means it tastes good..and someone eats it :P

I wish I had a bankai.

[Sunfire249]

granted, but then someone steals your bankai

I want... To... have lunch

[_Ink]

GRANTED...FROM HERE ON, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE DINNER, BREAKFAST, SUPPER OR TEA...

i WISH I GOT A EVO 9 MITSUBISHI WITH MODIFIED ENGINES.

[SmallKid57]

granted, but before i give it to u i made a copy of the keys and steal it afterwards. :LOL:

i wish i could be tall...(this is really one of my hopes in the future since i'm...kinda small :sad: )

[Hits]

you grow up to be 30 ft and a lumberman mistakens you for a tree and chopps you.

i wish i had no homework.

[Sunfire249]

Granted, but you are forced to get a job that has an 18 hour shift.

I wish for a HUGE TEDDYBEAR.

[Z_Blitz]

Granted, but he'd be so heavy he'll end up crushing you and you'll probably need a crane to move him...
I wish I could control time...

[SmallKid57]

granted, but i put a computer in the bear so i control it with a remote control to kill u in ur sleep.

i wish i could have a pet dog.

[Z_Blitz]

(what? Computer and teddy bear... I answered that you're supposed to answer mine)...
Granted, but the dog would have rabies and would end up biting you
I wish uni would close down tomorrow...

[SmallKid57]

sry, u and me posted an answer to her wish almost exact same time. so we ended up answering both.

granted, but... wait u have no wish...

so i'll wish again, i want a giant pillow to sleep on.

[Sunfire249]

Granted but then the pillow would be so fluffy that it'd swallow you up for good.

I wish to never get sick

[Z_Blitz]

Granted... but you'll get killed in a car accident

I wish I could talk to animals...

[Sgt.Reaper]

Granted but they would nag u to death

I wish i had a cookie

[Z_Blitz]

Granted but I'll make sure I poison it for you

I wish I was an artist...

[MooL]

Aww, well, that's just too bad, because YOU SUCK.

I want to be a millionaire.

[Z_Blitz]

Granted, but you'll lose all your money while gambling and will have to start from sqaure 1...
I wish I have X-ray vision (silly huh?)

[Sgt.Reaper]

granted but mad scientests take u and conducts experiments on you

I wish i was immortal

[Fariswheel]

granted but your not invinsible, PREPARE FOR ETERNAL PAIN!!!

I wish I had a way to find out about Bleach episodes before they came out.

[Sgt.Reaper]

Granted you read the manga and get spoiled

I wish for eternal power for 9th div

[Fariswheel]

Granted you read the manga and get spoiled

I wish for eternal power for 9th div

Granted, but then you get kicked out.

And have we switch signatures or is that an old one?

I wish that I could find out about the manga before it came out at all. THere I hope that fixes your little problem...

[Sgt.Reaper]

No, just an alternetiv one by Darkstar. i dont like Tousen so i chose this one

[Sunfire249]

Granted, you get to know what happens in the manga before it even comes out but now you see that it's not going your way so you stop reading it XD

I wish for a hot guy!! Nyahahah ^_^

[konakona]

Granted, but he dosnt like you and walks away

I wish... I had 10,000,000 games!

[_Ink]

Granted...now you spend your life playing them and die bitterly alone in your room due to immobilization.

I wish i am the emperor of china....

[Fariswheel]

Granted but then you get deposed and put in jailfor the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what to wish for so that I could strive for it in life.

[prime91]

you wish for a ice-cream and now you spent the rest of youre life looking for ice-cream and thinking how you can make ice better

I wish I had a wish that always end up positive

[SmallKid57]

HAHAHAHAHA there's no such thing u fool!!!

ROAR :doindadom

i wish for a almighty, loyal bodyguard to beat up anyone who says i'm short.

[konakona]

granted, but the bodyguard thinks your short to... and joins forces with the people who call you short and make fun of you for the rest of your life...

I wish... SmallKid57 wasnt small

[SmallKid57]

granted. and thx. lol i'm not making this into something bad. no way.

uhh i wish for the ultimate gaming machine :biggrinki

[konakona]

granted, you have the ultimate gaming machine ^^, but it breaks... and explodes in your face

I wish... that... i had food... good food!

[Raku]

granted, you have the ultimate gaming machine ^^, but it breaks... and explodes in your face

I wish... that... i had food... good food!


Granted. But all the honey that the food had on it attracted millions of bees that is now huntin you!!!


I wish i could get an answer on my Division request :LOL:

[konakona]

Granted, but your denied

I wish i had a pet rock

[Raku]

Granted but under the rock there's the home of Gigantic monster ants!!!

I wish that there would come a new Bleach episode evry day

[konakona]

Granted, but because they have to make it evreyday, the episodes suck and the subbing teams are overrun by episodes to sub and they quit. Ergo, no more subbed bleach.

I wish I had 3 tickets to paradise

[Raku]

granted but the tickets get lost on the way to paradise so you get send to hell instead XD

I wish I could find a tutorial discribin how to make great wallpapers with Photoshop 5.5 :o

[SmallKid57]

granted, but u still suk at making wallpapers and everyone shuns u. u become an outcast of club bleach.

i wish that i could be the tallest man in the universe.

[konakona]

Granted, but your so tall that you exeed the earths atmosphere, and you can't breathe and die...

I wish I could breathe underwater

[MooL]

Well, that's pretty cool! Your brain doesn't reallyneed oxygen. So breathe all you want!


And then, you die.

>> Give me immortality.

[_Ink]

granted now you die in your dreams cause you are dreaming forever because simply you will sleep for all your immortal life.

I wish i am a god with all the powers to make wishes come true and not destroy them

[konakona]

almost didnt wish, lol

Granted, but your too busy granting wishes to have a life

I wish that... I had ice cream

[MooL]

Okay. But you don't really appreciate that Poo-Cream is the only flavor available in Club Bleach.

I want chocolate.

[SmallKid57]

granted, but u eat it too fast and choke to death.

i wish for a million dollars.

[Fariswheel]

You get it and are then arrested for not paying taxes.

I wish I had a life.

[SmallKid57]

granted, but then ppl hate u having a life so "someone"...someone small...someone whose favorite number is 57... and someone whose a kid... kills u.

i wish that i could be Ichigo and have uber strength

[omfgman]

granted.. but you cant fight anyone or do anything with your strength or ichigoness

i wish the girl i like feels the same way about me

[Fariswheel]

Granted but her father goes and beats you up.

I wish I was happy.

[SmallKid57]

granted, but then i make u sad.

i wish i could summon a dragon like hitsugaya.