Favorite Video Game Quotes

[DarkSlayer]

There's a 'Favorite Movie Quotes' and since I'm a gamer - the first quotes I thought about were game quotes! So I looked and no one made a thread for Game Quotes! (From what I saw) So here it is!

Marcus Fenix:"Anya, we've crossed the river."
Anya: "Checkpoint one should be just ahead."
Dom:"How's it goin' Baird?"
Baird:"Oh it's bullshit. Somebody here figured out that Cole played Thrashball, now it's all: Oh Cole Train, tells us about that play again! And: Hey, number 83, Sign my shirt! Ugh...Where the hell are you guys?"

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Baird:"Corpser!"
Marcus:"Yeah, It's pullin' back."
Baird:"Yeah. It's gonna wait. Save us for later. Like a snack."
Marcus:"Bullshit."
Baird:"You think I'm kidding?"
Marcus:"I think you're bat shit crazy, that's what I think."
Cole:"Aww ain't dat cute?"
Dom:"Like two assholes on their first date."
*Cole does a retarded laugh*

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Marcus:"Baird. Cole. We're in."
Baird:"What took you so long? We've been here at least two minutes."
Marcus:"Well good for you, smartass. Give us your location."
Baird:"The basement, and it's a dump."

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Marcus:"...Watch the ventilation shafts."
Baird:"Alright, but you're not gonna believe where we are..."
Marcus:"Control, what's the status on Delta Two's location?"
Anya:"Signal is weak, but it looks like...the sewer system?"
Baird:"There's shit everywhere!"
Cole:"C'mon Baird! Little bit o' this, is good for ya! Builds your immune system!"
Baird:"Yeah and it also builds disease...Delta Two out!"
Dom:"No way!"
Marcus:"Sucks to be them."
*Dom and Marcus reach a small piece of grating in the floor where they can see Cole and Baird*
Marcus:"Hi boys!"
Dom:"Woo! I could smell you two from a mile away!"
Baird:"Screw you man! You get down here and see how much you like it! There's room for one more, it's a fuckin' party down here."

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Marcus:"Baird, we're coming up to the steps now."
Baird:"Roger that, we'll meet you in the courtyard."
Marcus:"Copy that. What's goin' on up there?"
Baird:"Well, there's a bunch of assholes with guns up here, and they're trying to kill us. Baird out."

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Marcus Chainsaw Quotes:
"Aw that was just great...I think I got some in my eye..."
"Ugh I got some on me, now I got the cooties."


Basically, Gears of War in general. Those are my favorites ;).

[Lust]

mine would be kof,the only quote i like from those character after they win a battle is K
i didnt play much game recently so i forgot most of it XD

[Seff vi Britannia]

"The weak only strive to be weaker"

Magus, FFV. :0

[Ethanol]

"I am a monument to all your sins"

Cortana, Halo 3

[obvious troll]

Portal:

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It’s true!"

"Momentum: a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'."

"Unbelievable. You, _subject name here_ must be the pride of _subject hometown here_."

"The device has been modified so that it can manufacture two linked portals at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined income of everyone in _subject hometown here_."

"Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position, or you will miss the party."

"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."

"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"

"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."

"Remember, the Aperture Science ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the perfect time to have her tested."

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. Not any more. It's the Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit; it makes shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. But of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personal file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."

[DarkSlayer]

Portal:
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the companion cube. But of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personal file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."

ROFLOLMAO :Haha

[Mugen]

"I don't care what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it..." Vincent Valentine FFVII when talking to Don Cornero in Wutai before Rescuing Yuffie in disk 2 I beleive

[miku]

Half Life 2 G-man:Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the
ashes.

[Ren Höek]

my favorite quote is this "..." <-almost all characters have said this

[Rorschach]

qItugh-fFgg

[Shinomori]

You burst into the final room in the Naughty Sorceress' lair. There, sitting on a huge black throne on a huge black dais, is the Sorceress Herself.

Nothing could have prepared you for how evilly seductive and seductively evil she is. Even though she appears to have bought her wardrobe from Warm Subject -- black leather corset, black leather dress, black leather crown in her long black (not leather) hair, she is a vision of pure malevolent naughtiness.

"Congratulations, adventurer," she says. "You finally made it to me. Now you may know the truth."

"The truth?" You say. "I can't handle the truth! You're the cause of all of this! The monsters, the quests, the bad puns... you did it all! You're so...so...naughty!"

The Sorceress shrugs. "I may be bad," she says, "But I feel gooood. Now, are you sure you really want to fight me? Do you really want to hurt me? <Player Name>... I am your mother!"

"No... it's not true! It's impossible!" You shout.

"Search your feelings... you know it to be true," she says.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" you shout, raising your arms to the sky.

The sorceress cackles. "Well, that was over the top. And I'm not really your mother, stupid. Geez, I could tell you that all your fighting power comes from some lame micro-organism in your bloodstream and you'd believe it. Come up here on the dais and I'll rock you like a hurricane."

"On the dais? On the dais? Rock me on the dais?" You say, enraged. "That's it. Call me the bus driver, because I'm taking you to school." You leap up on the dais for the final battle.

-Naughty Sorceress, Kingdom of Loathing.

[mthegreatone]

Max Payne [narrating]:

Einstein was right. Time is relative to the observer. When you're looking down the barrel of a gun, time slows down. Your whole life flashes by, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you could live a lifetime in that split second.

my opinion:
Max Payne is probably one of the best narrative games out there to this day. thoroughly enjoyed both games as a matter of fact.

[Wren]

"Tellah: You spoony bard!
Bard: No, wait!
Tellah: Die! "

-Final Fantasy 4

[Barbaroi]

Mechanic: Someone set up us the bomb!
Cats: All your base are belong to us!!
Captain: Move zig!!

Wing Zero

[reaverofsouls05]

Billy Kane:hey hey hey
(^One of my favorite intros ever)
Clark Steel:Running Three!

[Alex26]

Roy Campbell: If you ask me, these so-called Next-Generation Special Forces should to be called "simulated soldiers". They have no real battle experience.
Solid Snake: Video game players, huh?

MGS 1

Iroquois Pliskin: The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions.
Raiden: Really?
Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box...
Raiden: You mean everyone's using them?
Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?

MGS 2

Solid Snake: If you run out of ammo, you can have mine.
Raiden: What about you?
Solid Snake: [points to his bandanna] Infinite ammo.

MGS 2

Solid Snake: [on radio before starting Snake vs Monkey] I'll say this once and only once. I'm not taking out any more Metal Gears! Not rescuing any old men, or VIP. If it's a hot damsel in distress, I'll think about it.
Colonel Campbell: Well, it's not exactly a hot damsel, but it is a rescue mission.
Solid Snake: What are we rescuing?
Colonel Campbell: Apes.
Solid Snake: What?
Colonel Campbell: Monkeys.
Solid Snake: Again, what?

MGS 3

MGS pwns :Haha

[The_Irving]

"Women are like sunsets. They're beautiful, but there's always another one tomorrow." -Gilder in Skies of Arcadia

"You are dead now, Mr. Kennedy. I have sent my 'right hand' after you."- Salazar in RE4
"It comes off?!"-Leon on Salazar's hand.

"The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie..."-Writing on a wall in Portal

"Hey guys. I'm an assassin. This isn't a real gun. I'm afraid the other assassins will laugh at me."-Raz in Psychonauts while disguising as an assassin

[Tai Dai]

"Too Fast For You"-Ninja
Kung Fu Chaos for X-box

[Silhouette]

"Hmm. Why do I have the feeling this thread was already made somewhere before?" - Me, in "The Game That Pwns"

"I dreamt I was a moron..."- Squall, FFVIII

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron's badass speech before fighting Lady Yunalesca in FFX.

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FFXII:

As Balthier and Vaan leap off the palace, Fran in her hover bike arrived just in time and Balthier and Vaan board the hover bike. Balthier holds Vaan’s arm as he almost fell to his death.

Vaan: Let go of me!
Balthier: Keep this up and I will!

[Esedess]

"You were almost a Jill sandwitch!" - Resident Evil

"Kill.... would you kindly" - BioShock

[Reutan]

*snip*
"Hey guys. I'm an assassin. This isn't a real gun. I'm afraid the other assassins will laugh at me."-Raz in Psychonauts while disguising as an assassin
"Feces." - Sewer Workers, Psychonauts.

[Aeolyn]

I often say "K.O!!!" when my brother gets in trouble. Very amusing.

[White Wolf]

This was when i was playing online with my friends. Toby:You got him in your sights yet? Justin:Why do you even have to ask? I'm the best that can snipe someone with this Sniper rifle.Toby:Good point. Justin:Permission to fire? Toby:Blow him a new air hole. Justin:Well mission complete let's go----- Toby:You there? Justin:------ Toby:Damn.:Haha

[DarkSlayer]

This was when i was playing online with my friends. Toby:You got him in your sights yet? Justin:Why do you even have to ask? I'm the best that can snipe someone with this Sniper rifle.Toby:Good point. Justin:Permission to fire? Toby:Blow him a new air hole. Justin:Well mission complete let's go----- Toby:You there? Justin:------ Toby:Damn.:Haha
Hope, what game is that from, if any?

(Psst~ you're supposed to quote actual game characters and what they say here :p)

[Rhea]

Cid from FFVII has some quality quotes

"This' gonna be a big splash. Hold on to your drawers and don't p%$£ in 'em."

"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!"

Oh and Kefka in FFVI

"You sound like pages from a self-help book!"

Hahaha I have more but I cant remember

[DarkSlayer]

Cid from FFVII has some quality quotes

"This' gonna be a big splash. Hold on to your drawers and don't p%$£ in 'em."

"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!"

Oh and Kefka in FFVI

"You sound like pages from a self-help book!"

Hahaha I have more but I cant remember
<3 Cid.

If you remember them, do share!

[White Wolf]

We were playing Call of duty 4:modern warfare. We were also using head sets. This is from a game that i played. I don't know how you can stand all the salt.The salt messes up all the work,that's my problem.Ah,you'll get use to it.It's the sun that makes you dumb.Whatever. :Haha Midnight Club 3:Dub edition.

[Tobi]

Cloud
"...Aerith."

Cloud
"This can't be real!"

Sephiroth
"Do not worry. Soon the girl will become part of the Planet's
energy."
"All that is left is to go North. The 'Promised Land' waits for
me over the snowy fields."
"There I will become a new being by uniting with the planet. As
will this girl...

Cloud
"...Shut up."

Cloud
"The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing."

Cloud
"Aerith is gone."
"Aerith will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry...... or get
angry......"

Cloud
"What about us...... what are WE supposed to do?"

Cloud
"What about my pain?"

Cloud
"My fingers are tingling.
My mouth is dry.
My eyes are burning!"

Sephiroth
"What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings
too?"

Cloud
"Of course! Who do you think I am!?"

Sephiroth
"Ha, ha, ha...... Stop acting as if you were sad."
"There's no need to act as though you're angry either."

Sephiroth
"Because, Cloud. You are..."

Jenova
"Because, you are...... a puppet."

Cloud
"I'm...... a puppet?"