Tobi the Toucher

[DarkSlayer]

Lately there's been a lot of 'touching' of the newbs.

This leads me to believe that there is a serial Toucher on the loose.

The Culprit? Tobi: AKA Tobi the Toucher.

If you have been touched by Tobi, let us know so that we may catch Tobi the Toucher!

[Pyramus]

What's wrong with touching noobs?

They are so.... soft....and undeveloped.....

[DarkSlayer]

Nothing, just having a laugh at the nickname I came up with for Tobi, and I felt like making a random thread.

Deal with it :D

[Tobi]

I had a bath 8D

[DarkSlayer]

GASP! IT'S TOBI!

Tobi tried to touch me once...I don't think I was able to escape ._.

I can't remember...I've been touched/raped/molested so many times since I joined a while back that it's all a glorious blur to me now! :dribble:

[Tobi]

I've never been so popular ;__;

[Harley Quinn]

I think Tobi has snuggled up to me a few times, does that count?

[DarkSlayer]

The early signs of a future touching!

Try to post a new Intro and see if it draws him out! :D

[pantiffel]

zomg Tobi! 0:
You're famous!

[Tobi]

Yup, I'm pretty goddamn awesome.

[konakona]

I bet Byakuya87 is actually another account Tobi made so that he could make a thread about himself to get more attention and not seem like a fag.

Byakuya87 that weve know for almost 3 moths is actually Tobi, working nonstop on both accounts up till this very moment, trying to make sure no one could ever tie the two together, seperating the register day of Byakuya87 and the making of this thread by three months as to make it seem more believable, using an Proxy Server to log on as Tobi so as to have different IPs if any mod/admins decided to look into the matter.

USING A FAKE LOCATION, WRITING STYLE, TERMINOLOGY AND NAME TO SEPERATE THE TWO IDENTITES, ALLOWING US TO SLOWLY BELIEVE THAT 87 WAS A REAL PERSON AND IN FACT NOT TOBI AT ALL!!11

DONT YOU SEE?!? ITS THE PERFECT CRIME!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAhhahaHAhahAhaHAhaa

[Tobi]

lolwut?

[konakona]

ADMIT IT TOBI, ADMIT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Tobi]

OKAY!

I'm gay.. wait.. what?

[konakona]

http://static.flickr.com/7/10280129_4cb33ad7f8.jpg

[Tobi]

I'd tap it.

[konakona]

http://www.coloradoproshow.com/images/haidar.jpg

[Tobi]

I'd suck it.

[konakona]

*Takes notes*

[Ciel]

Tobi's gone farther than touching me. Does that count?


@Kona: I lul'd.

[Tobi]

But we were married for a short time ;D

[Ciel]

Marriage = 24/7 secksings, right?

;D

[Tobi]

That is correct.

[Ciel]

I miss being married to you.

[Tobi]

You're the one who slept around >_>

[DarkSlayer]

Tsk tsk,

Tobi is really slacking!

A few new people have already joined our ranks and the ellusive Toucher is no where to be found!

There are untouched noobs running amuck!

[Tobi]

I r eating pizza hut you nub =P

The Toucher needz some foodz.

[DarkSlayer]

I r eating pizza hut you nub =P

The Toucher needz some foodz.

Touching is serious business though.

Eat and touch at the same time. Or touch now, eat later.

Wait...Pizza the Hut?! Ew. Who eats Pizza Hut?

Papa John's ftw. :winking56

[Tobi]

That place sucks because it's not in the UK \o/

[DarkSlayer]

That place sucks because it's not in the UK \o/

Point well made.

*Sigh* Pizza Hut it is then.

I see you're adding Cale to your Touched List.

Perhaps after he's been purged of his n00bness by your touchings, he will join us here.

[Tobi]

I touch noobs that are going to change the world.

[DarkSlayer]

Tobi the Toucher:

Changing the world - one n00b at a time.

[Tobi]

Hmm, that's not bad. Maybe I should make a FC dedicatd to "touching noobs p0n0nis and vag00s" yeeeeeahh...

[konakona]

its just p0n0s

>_>

[Tobi]

Nope, from now on, it's "p0n0nis".

[Undying]

P0N0S

Otherwise you didn't touch poop.

[Tobi]

Fine, p0n0s it is. But I get to touch yours and kona's.

*wriggles fingers*

I've been waiting for this for a long time.

[Undying]

If you can get either, that is.

[Tobi]

*dives at Undying's crotch*

GOTCH'A!!!

[DarkSlayer]

Tobi has been officially challenged by Undying to touch him.

But Tobi's forte is touching the n00bs!

Will Tobi be able to conquer Undying and touch him?

Find out, on the next exciting post on: Tobi the Toucher!!!

[Tobi]

It's an hour long episode... noob..

>_>

<_<

*touches* oooooh you shaved 8D

[DarkSlayer]

We have the funds to produce an hour long episode?!

Of Tobi the Toucher touching?!

I shaved?!

Wait...what?

[Tobi]

The very same.

I shaved you while you slept 8D

[DarkSlayer]

Huh...thanks!

I was meaning to do that at some point, I just never got around to doing it.

And uh...aren't you supposed to be after Undying?

The camera's are rolling! We've already had a commercial break and we've only got 45 minutes left!

[Undying]

/me dodges

Yeah, like hell.

You won't touch my balls of steel, they are reserved for ze ladies!

[Tobi]

*sexy no jutsu*

;D

*slaps byakuya*

Quiet'choo.

[Undying]

*ultra sexy no jutsu!*

/me transforms into a hot lady

Now you can't touch my p0n0s.

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

O______O

*watches* another perv to rival silverwolf? :D this is going to be interesting. I know it.

[DarkSlayer]

I'll send you a copy of the film, Stony. ;)

Our ratings are going to go through the roof! 8D

[Tobi]

But now I can touch your boobs and vag00

*touches my own*

Ooooooooh! Squishy :3

[Undying]

/me uses Eroero kagebunshin

Now I am a hot bishounen, this making me a transvestite, thus removing all sexual organs.

Now try your best, biznatch!

[Tobi]

I give up.. I'm just gonna go fap over some hentai >_>

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

I'll send you a copy of the film, Stony.

i'll be waiting xDD

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LOL looks like undying held out to the very end. LOL'ed at revomed sexual organs

[Aina1]

wats the point of this thread? to call tobi a toucher and let him touch ur b00bs and vag00s?

[Tobi]

My penis is the point of this thread.

[Undying]

i'll be waiting xDD
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LOL looks like undying held out to the very end. LOL'ed at revomed sexual organs
You don't touch Undying's genitals, biznatch. Reserved for a select few.

And the point of the thread is

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISPENISPENISPENIS

[DarkSlayer]

wats the point of this thread? to call tobi a toucher and let him touch ur b00bs and vag00s?
The point is to show how incredibly bored we are.

As I've stated in other, more serious threads - we debate and argue our assess off, so we need a good n00b thread every now and then to keep the insanity rate nice and high.

:face82:

[Aina1]

oh!

then i like this thread.

[Dr. Walker]

My penis is the point of this thread.

Its tiny.
http://i8.tinypic.com/87kketc.png

[Aina1]

Its tiny.
http://i8.tinypic.com/87kketc.png

i don't think tobi is tiny, really. :whatevah:

[Tobi]

At least your mum liked it 8D

[Aina1]

she did huh?

[Future]

Quick feed him rep, i want those pants!

[Tobi]

You stay away from my rep, and my pants!

[The_Supervisor]

me! me! pick me!

[Tobi]

You too Suppy. Last time I gave you my pants, they were returned covered in cum.

[Evanesque]

Wow, this is like a Tobi fanclub..or a club for those molested by him.
I'm sure he's shedding tears of joy right now >.>;

EDIT: *steals and wears the pants*
8D

[DarkSlayer]

Yeah, basically a Fan Club for those of us that have been forever tainted by Tobi and his wandering hands/body parts.

We who have been tainted by Tobi the Toucher gather here and share our tales of rape/molestation with other victims, while Tobi drops in randomly and laughs maniacally and leaves us disturbed yet somehow satisfied.

That and Tobi and Undy had some tension they needed to break in the first few pages.

[Tobi]

The only tension between me and Undying is sexual tension 8D

*kicks Evvie*

Geif pants! >=(

[DarkSlayer]

I rest my case. :p

I still have to send Stony a copy of your sexcapades with Undy...

Thanks for reminding me! 8D

[Icchy <3]

I have an idea. Why don't we all just tie Tobi up and everyone touch him at the same time. I'll bring the vibrators and chains etc. Maybe a harness of some sort?

[Tobi]

How about no :cm:

[Icchy <3]

Aww c'mon, I'm just starting to get into the idea. I promise I won't use more than 4 vibrators at the same time.

[DarkSlayer]

He's called Tobi the TOUCHER, not Tobi the TOUCHED :p

But good luck trying! :D

[Icchy <3]

Thats sucks. I'll have my way.. One way or another... >_>
*Steps into corner*






>_>


*Watches from the dark*

[Tobi]

Someone in the dark watching me.

/faps

[Icchy <3]

/faps over Tobi fapping.

[Tobi]

/faps over me being fapped over for fapping

[Icchy <3]

/faps over a duck.

[Tobi]

/faps over cat

[Icchy <3]

/Faps over a duck-cat hybrid mutant.

[ɯɐpɐ]

i don't think tobi is tiny, really. :whatevah:
Tobi, you just got an avid believer.

[Ciel]

I ove Tobi with all my heart.

[ɯɐpɐ]

Not true.

[Ciel]

Oh, it is. I also love him with other parts of my body as well.

[ɯɐpɐ]

Then why are you married to NOT Tobi?

[Ciel]

I was at one point. Oh how I loved it so. <3

[ɯɐpɐ]

....

*headbutts*

[Ciel]

/buttheads

[ɯɐpɐ]

....

dickheads. >.>

[Ciel]

Dick and Bush work together.

[rei]

that's disturbing

[Tobi]

/thread fail

Lock pl0x

[rei]

lulz

on second thought this might be entertaining

[Aina1]

tobi is lucky to have his own thread. even though it is about him bein a toucher. :D

[Kay™]

he will enjoy thiz

[Cero]

This died off 20 days ago...
It needs to be brought back....
I say it's funny... Tobi ain't touched me yet...

[Tobi]

And I shant. Because you have AIDs.

Enjoy your AIDs.

tobi is lucky to have his own thread. even though it is about him bein a toucher. :D

Make that 1, 1/2 because of the other "touching" thread is half about me ;D

/thread fail

Lock pl0x

Disregard that, this thread is win because it is about me and me only.

[Graffik]

*wriggly Fingas* :dribble:
metouchyTOUCHY

everybody online forums right now

[DarkSlayer]

^Rofl.

...this thread is win because it is about me and me only.
Glad you like it, Tobi. Originally it was just supposed to be some random wtf thread, but now it seems it could almost pass as a Tobi FC! :Haha

...I say it's funny... Tobi ain't touched me yet...
Perhaps not physically, but he has touched all of us mentally with his random posts that leave us in stitches.

Give him time, if he doesn't touch you right off the bat, he's saving you for later...like a snack. 8D

We should make this the Pervy Tobi FC (Or something along those lines)

We'll make Tobi the Head Toucher (AKA Owner)

And I vote for HollowGraffik as the Co-Toucher. :p

[Tobi]

Do whatever you like.

-______-!!!

[BOB HOPE]

what do you think tobi like rape peoples butts

[Tobi]

what do you think tobi like rape peoples butts

You're not welcome here.

[BOB HOPE]

You're not welcome here.

but tobi i love you so much all the time you spent touching me it was so good


tobi touch me so much i rewarded him
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii46/sYR3s/untitled.jpg



lets get emarried tobi then you can touch me all day and night
this could be use tobi
http://th158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/rainbow_girl55/th_Gay_kiss.jpg



please tobi i cant hold my love in for you anymore

http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/v197/shannoneloise88/th_penis-1.gif

[Tobi]

<3

[SoundWave]

Syres... >.>"

[Tobi]

That's what I'm thinking XD

[SoundWave]

Raspizdyai

[Tobi]

I'm too lazy to get this guy banned again.

-__________-!!!

[BOB HOPE]

ban me agian what you guys talking about tobi dont you love me i even gave you a gift i saw this thread and thought you were gay like me

[Tobi]

Sorry Bob, I'm not such a huge fan of STD's if you know what I mean.

Thanks for the lollipop though.

[BOB HOPE]

hmmm im soo unhappy ;( tobi fine i always love you you british stallion meeeowww

[Tobi]

That's so sweet.

[The_Supervisor]

awww, kawaii neh ^___^

[BOB HOPE]

i knew tobi had a gay side lol i already miss the time we have spent

[Tobi]

I am bisexual. What do you expect?

[BOB HOPE]

lol i still have a chance yes lol

[Tobi]

I'm afraid not, you are not a Shota.

[BOB HOPE]

*cry's* i will get you one of thee days

[Cero]

And I shant. Because you have AIDs.

Enjoy your AIDs.

But Jared [from subway] has aids....and you touch him everyday.... (I do enjoy them)(you have Herpighonnasyphilaids and I don't let that get in the way of us touching each other)
SO WHY WONT YOU TOUCH ME???
AND WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE ANYMORE??????
Its like you are a different person now...
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOBI THAT WE ALL LOVE AND CARE FOR!?!?!?!?!?!


*wriggly Fingas*
metouchyTOUCHY
everybody online forums right now

*touches self cause Graffik didn't get to earliar, then touches Hollow and Tobi

[Graffik]

And I vote for HollowGraffik as the Co-Toucher.:p

I wear gloves when I touch, sorry but I don't roll with STD's
and thanks for the nomination, feels better then a grammy =p

wtf???!?!?^ sYRes became gay, and xDD he got banned again...

Tobi, your touches have become far too addicting, you really need to cut-down on the cocaine, and use straight heroine, I want to see the result of that. [Cocaine = # of touching per n00by persona, Heroine = Cocaine X 34 * 5]

<3 love the touchy predator, or crawl up and suck a .... thumb

Edit:
Oh and I almost forgot,

Tonights Touch winners

Byakuya87: you just won an ecchi touch, simply go to the pervy thread and feast your eyes on the ecchi galore.

Tobi: you have won the crack touch, you are now able to infect anybody on the forums, except the elite few..

EspadaCero: you just won the late n00b touch, you are accepted in our touching ranks, only if you touch yourself daily, and bring us new n00bs to spam, otherwise, we will stop touching you
xD!

Edit Again:

Hey there's no Tobi FC as of yet! :dribble: oppurtunity
Will anybody make it, or should I make it, It might be a hit
with Toucher of the week, and Touch victim of the week
etc. etc.

CB does need a n00b initiation program afterall, I mean how do we expect them to feel :face82: special

[Tobi]

Do whatever you guys see fit. It's too early for the Great Tobi to think straight.

-_________-!!!

[Cero]

I'll make it!!!!

Tobi: Head Toucher (Toucher of all touchers. Can touch minors legally)

HollowGraffik: Co-Toucher (Ability to randomly touch people. Touches Tobi the most. (LUCKY BASTARD)

Espada Cero: n00b Toucher and Gatherer (Hunts for n00bs to touch, and touches them first to see if they are worthy for Tobi. Able to touch the higher up Touchers (That's what we are now. We are the Touchers))

Byakuya87: Head of Touching Advertisement (Goes around getting people to join and telling people about this club)

Espada Cero: Touched Scribe (Manages The Touchers member list, and the list of those we have touched after the start of the FC. Send me a PM of all those you have touched that day or week.. (day works better))

We are a FC for Tobi that is also a club for touching people

[Graffik]

No I mean making an FC in the actual FC section.. .xp

[ashiin]

having left in the beginning of 07 i feel proud that i haven't been touched by tobi...

yet :O

[Tobi]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb133/DireCry/1199972656039.gif

Random cute Asian girl approves with that selection of ideas.

[Graffik]

I'll make it right now, lets see how many join... ;D

[Cero]

already made it