Bleach jokes

[VIDTID]

Didnt see this thread and was suprised! Anyone have any jokes based on bleach?:winking56

[TuRm0iL]

So one day Ichigo was walking down the street. Nobody knew where he was going. Orihime asked him and he just walked away faster. Rukia asked him, and he didnt even look at her. Finally he got so fed up with everyone pestering him, that he finally screamed out, "I'M JUST GOING TO THE BANK.... AI!!!!"
The ensuing blast of reiatsu blew up the street, killing hundreds. Ichigo just looked around, muttered to himself, "I knew that would happen", and continued walking.

Edit: i thought this up in like 5 seconds... i know its not that funny :P

[pohanis]

i dont know any jokes about bleavch lol

[pohanis]

srry i mean bleach lol

[Pyramus]

:facepalm:

[LeonMorado]

So one day Ichigo was walking down the street. Nobody knew where he was going. Orihime asked him and he just walked away faster. Rukia asked him, and he didnt even look at her. Finally he got so fed up with everyone pestering him, that he finally screamed out, "I'M JUST GOING TO THE BANK.... AI!!!!"
The ensuing blast of reiatsu blew up the street, killing hundreds. Ichigo just looked around, muttered to himself, "I knew that would happen", and continued walking.
Edit: i thought this up in like 5 seconds... i know its not that funny :P
that was terrible.

i lol'd.

[VIDTID]

that was terrible.
i lol'd.
Lol i didnt i died a little inside:eek13:

[TuRm0iL]

hey, dont be hatin. I thought that joke up in like 5 seconds. IT WAS AWESOME!
come on, bank... bankai.... get it?
IT IS A MASTERY OF HUMAN INTELLECT IN THE FORM OF A JOKE! (im tired... hence the ranting)

anyways, nobody else has given it a shot.

[VIDTID]

hey, dont be hatin. I thought that joke up in like 5 seconds. IT WAS AWESOME!
come on, bank... bankai.... get it?
IT IS A MASTERY OF HUMAN INTELLECT IN THE FORM OF A JOKE! (im tired... hence the ranting)
anyways, nobody else has given it a shot.

Tru i admire your intellect^^:face82:

[Neko Bam]

I thought the bankai joke was funny O.o

[Kuroudo]

Aizen...the true reason behind his evil plot to become a vaizard.

5,000 years ago in soul society.

"*****! get your hands off me you have no way how to treat a woman!"
Aizen: grrrr this sucks i can't get women.
Aizen: hmm....
Aizen: Shatter, Kyokya suigetsu.
(Millions of hot women (including duplicates of Rukia, Rangiku, Orihime, Yoruichi, Soi Fon and even unohana) appear around Aizen)
Aizen: ohhh yea.
(a week later)
Aizen: this bores me none of the women are attractive anymore! but if i become more powerful i can create even sexier women!

Joke #2, The release command of Shuhei Hisagi's zanpaktou.

Shinigami: Hey Hisagi can you show me ya moves with your zanpaktou?
Shuhei: Sure thing.
Shuhei: (He takes off all his clothes including his underwear
Shinigami: Um sir is that really nesscerary?
Shuhei: OF course it is are you mad? i cannot perform it with my clothes on!
Shuhei: now.....ERECT!!,BONERA!!!
(Shuhei's genitalia grew 20x its size so large it had a sharp edge and was bigger than Komamura's bankai's sword!!

[VIDTID]

Aizen...the true reason behind his evil plot to become a vaizard.

5,000 years ago in soul society.

"*****! get your hands off me you have no way how to treat a woman!"
Aizen: grrrr this sucks i can't get women.
Aizen: hmm....
Aizen: Shatter, Kyokya suigetsu.
(Millions of hot women (including duplicates of Rukia, Rangiku, Orihime, Yoruichi, Soi Fon and even unohana) appear around Aizen)
Aizen: ohhh yea.
(a week later)
Aizen: this bores me none of the women are attractive anymore! but if i become more powerful i can create even sexier women!

Joke #2, The release command of Shuhei Hisagi's zanpaktou.








Shinigami: Hey Hisagi can you show me ya moves with your zanpaktou?
Shuhei: Sure thing.
Shuhei: (He takes off all his clothes including his underwear
Shinigami: Um sir is that really nesscerary?
Shuhei: OF course it is are you mad? i cannot perform it with my clothes on!
Shuhei: now.....ERECT!!,BONERA!!!
(Shuhei's genitalia grew 20x its size so large it had a sharp edge and was bigger than Komamura's bankai's sword!!

Lmao nice one^^ I like the Aizen one the best :p i lold :D

What are ichigos favourite biscuits?

Ginger nuts :eek13:
My god my jokes suck:eek13:

[Joe Black]

One day, Aizen asked Gin why he always has such a big grin on his face.
Gin turned away.

"You would be always grinning too if you were the only man to have seen Matsumoto naked."

improvised. not that funny. but meh

[TuRm0iL]

/me claps

that was pretty funny

[LeonMorado]

Shinigami: Hey Hisagi can you show me ya moves with your zanpaktou?


lmao @ falcon-taichou.

[bub]

One day, Aizen asked Gin why he always has such a big grin on his face.
Gin turned away.

"You would be always grinning too if you were the only man to have seen Matsumoto naked."

improvised. not that funny. but meh

that was the funniest one yet

I would have a smile on my face too