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♥ Tess
05-26-2008, 05:15 PM
http://www.money.co.uk/images/article/pink_boots.jpg

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year-old kid stole his father's credit card and racked up $30,000 worth of debt on it, eventually partying in a hotel room with an XBox 360, Halo 3, a couple of friends, and two hookers. That kid is a flat baller. The kid, from Texas, managed to convince the desk clerk at the hotel that he and a friend had won a World of Warcraft tournament, and that's why they had the money they did. Furthermore, they convinced the same clerk to deliver Fritos and Dr. Pepper to their room.

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a World of Warcraft tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."

And then the punch line...

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

We are in love with Ralph Hardy.


source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm :P

Addiction
05-26-2008, 05:17 PM
Tess lol I think this was already posted some where before. I remember reading it from here lol

Neko Rae
05-26-2008, 05:18 PM
ROFL

that is pretty interesting

Ai
05-26-2008, 05:18 PM
And against all odds that news article is a fake.

The article was written to generate search linkings to the newspaper.co.uk website by a service that gets paid for it.

Sendivoge
05-26-2008, 05:20 PM
Yeah, apparently he was paid to write the fake story that would increase site interest. Then other media everywhere picked it up and publicised it as factual news. The article now sports a "NB: This story is a parody and is not intended to be taken seriously" message at the top. Saw it on Media Watch earlier today, quite silly heh.

Rorschach
05-26-2008, 05:23 PM
Leave the fake stories to the professionals :whatevah:

And who wants to be a politician at age 13?

♥ Tess
05-26-2008, 07:40 PM
ghey