NEW Anti-Mayuri FC [Archive]

Kurosaki Isshin

07-23-2008, 11:10 PM

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The rebirth of The Anti-Mayuri FC is here!

Ladies, gents, and little children who hide in the closet because of Mayuri's ugly mug can now all re-gather in courage!

All old loyal followers are automatically admitted and new members are welcomed. This is the place where we ridicule, taunt, and mock the idiotic, experimental-went-wrong looking clown known as Mayuri.

Welcome to the domain of Anti-Mayurism.

Captain: Drake
Vice Captain: Undying
3rd Seat: Decado
4th Seat: Kenta
5th Seat: Cocoa

Unseated Members:
Fearful Shino
Thelindra
~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™
+Achilles
Damascus
+Chrono Detector
Lethe
+Momentum
ShinigamiBane
Mizz_ariSawa
Capt Kenpachi

Retired Members:
+Thelindra
Jam-Kiske
xizx
yukihime
Jam-Kiske
+Arei
T_Ichigo
Toutaku Chuuei
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Neko Kyo

07-24-2008, 12:26 AM

I'm in.... that guy is just creepy looking =/

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 12:35 AM

Welcom Cocoa And yes he is Creppy. I do like his unmasked self though

Kalashnikov

07-24-2008, 12:35 AM

Hardly anyone will join this place since Mayuri kicks ass.

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 12:43 AM

Hardly anyone will join this place since Mayuri kicks ass.

How do you figure that? We already have 20 members.

Neko Kyo

07-24-2008, 12:54 AM

whoa... where'd they all come from?

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 12:56 AM

From the Old Anti-Mayuri FC I have to go thru them and see who is actually active though.

Neko Kyo

07-24-2008, 01:00 AM

Oh... ok.
Yeah, I don't think a few of those listed show up anymore :(

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 01:02 AM

Yeah I know lol. But I'll have the listed weeded down soon.

Ok list has been updated and so on and a pic thanks to Kenta

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Kenta

07-24-2008, 03:34 AM

lol, thanks for digging up that pic. xD

i had fun making it.

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 07:30 PM

Hey I loved it and dug up all the pictures I could find. I loved them all. I am working on getting a better banner though.

Undying

07-24-2008, 10:19 PM

Hardly anyone will join this place since Mayuri kicks ass.

You obviously weren't here for a long time.

The Anti-Mayuri FC topped the Mayuri FC 10-to-one in the olden days. Surely we can gather at least half as many of the haters of the mad scientist.

No one likes a psychotic murderer anyway (though I am surprised he has more personality than many characters in Bleach, and he actually shows hints of being a bit of a "Joker", in a sense. Now if he only had more personality, perhaps even I could find it to not despise him).

But as it stands, I cannot handle even seeing that ugly mug =|. Bad make-up skills (maybe he's an emo in disguise?) and worthless attitude, not to mention a retarded philosophy and bad rhetoric skills. He didn't even manage to make the whole "perfection" speech sound convincing.

Mayuri sucks. There will be enough people to hate him.

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 10:35 PM

By the way we need to get all the old members back on here I listed all the some what active members for the old fc under unseated members.

Undying

07-24-2008, 10:38 PM

You're going to need to find them first. I think most of the original anti-Mayuri FC members have long since left CB and have vanished from the face of the CBverse.

Or something.

Well, most of the original members of any FC have vanished... Byakuya FC, Orihime FC, Anti-Mayuri FC, and so on. Sigh...

Kurosaki Isshin

07-24-2008, 10:46 PM

Well all these members are or have been on in the last month.
Fearful Shino
Thelindra
~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™
+Achilles
Damascus
+Chrono Detector
Lethe
+Momentum
ShinigamiBane

Maybe Ill send them messages telling them that the FC is alive and well.

Mizz_ariSawa

07-25-2008, 02:03 AM

Can I join here?

Kurosaki Isshin

07-25-2008, 02:06 AM

Yeah you can join. Welcome and I have added you to the list.

Capt Kenpachi

07-25-2008, 02:11 AM

Mayuri takes it up the ass.

/joinage

Kenta

07-25-2008, 09:00 AM

lol, in the old FC I made, we referred to him as it. i don't think he can be treated as a person for the terrible things he has done.

Undying

07-25-2008, 12:15 PM

XD Ah, the "it" days...

"It's" a very good reference to "it" because "it" is such a horrible thing. :o

Really, Mayuri is one of those types you go "uhhh... don't ever get any closer than a thousand kilometers to me". The guy actually puts on make up, cuts people up, tortures them, and poisons them. And he actually enjoys it! And not because of some dark past or horrible things happened to him.

He's just like that. Someone shoot him with a tranquilizer.

Sendivoge

07-25-2008, 01:02 PM

You could compare your memberlist with that of the Nemu FC. I'm sure a few of them would join, if they haven't already. :)

Capt Kenpachi

07-25-2008, 06:16 PM

he actually look a little innocent in the turn back the pendelum arc. But I think that he snaped when Urahara (:king:) left him :Haha

Kurosaki Isshin

07-25-2008, 06:57 PM

You can call him it or what ever you want to call Mayuri.

If members of the Nemu FC want to join they can.

Undying

08-02-2008, 06:51 PM

/bump

Why is the Anti-IT FC dead? You'd think everyone will hate on IT.

Especially with IT having won through the most obvious and broken plot kai EVAR.

Kurosaki Isshin

08-02-2008, 07:06 PM

Lol It that is such a great name for him and his useless Bankai.

Undying

08-02-2008, 07:42 PM

Well you can't classify it as anything else.

IT - what is IT? Is it male or female? Nobody knows, since it can change its gander! :cm:

And the bankai - what the **** IS that shit? It's a friggin' alien baby centipede hybrid. You can't classify it as anything but IT.

And its ability - it looks pwn. But then you think, what would happen if I got myself a fan and blew all his smoke away? :jcm:

Kenta

08-03-2008, 08:21 AM

IT pulls out its zanpakutou from its crotch. Enough said. No wonder it reeks.

Capt Kenpachi

08-03-2008, 01:34 PM

That could also imply that IT has a big **** which we know IT does not have.

Undying

08-03-2008, 07:31 PM

Actually, IT is always smiling because IT is always getting head from his zanpakto.

Notice where the baby's mouth is located? IT is definitely a lolicon :cm:

Kenta

08-04-2008, 12:10 AM

if the baby's a boy, i wonder if it counts as a shotacon too.

Undying

08-04-2008, 12:57 AM

You can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, because Mayuri removed the lower part. So we can't specify IT in a category. That way IT can get his kicks and we are stuck trying to decide what to accuse IT of.

I honestly think IT raped his own daughter. It just seems logical, with the rest of the abuse IT heaps on her and how casually IT uses her sexuality to subdue others.

Capt Kenpachi

08-04-2008, 03:59 AM

IT has a daughter. Man do I feel sorry for her. To have IT to rape you. You deserve a metal... Wait who would want to **** that phsyco!?

Undying

08-04-2008, 12:17 PM

No one would, which is why IT made a hot daughter and raped her. IT needed some, IT took some. But IT could never get some.

I feel sorry for Nemu. She deserves someone to shag her seriously. I mean, look at those legs and that flexibility!

Capt Kenpachi

08-05-2008, 08:50 PM

I just saw one of the Bunto fillers when IT starts accusing the other captains and VCs of planting the virus in his data banks. When he threatened them I thought to myself "Who the **** does this punk think he is, threatening the other captains like that. They could kick his ass" then I realized that Toshiro was with them and had to rethink the last part of what I thought.

Undying

08-05-2008, 09:10 PM

IT can rape Toshiro if IT wants, but the others would kick ITs ass. Because they are real captains they can figure out his attacks. Hitsugaya is nothing so he'll be pummeled into oblivion.

Kurosaki Isshin

08-06-2008, 10:50 PM

Lol IT is a loser and could'nt fight his way out of a paper bag. I hate that they keep making IT seem strong in the manga. IT was pwned by that fag Uryuu. You have to be so freakin weak to even get hurt by Uryuu.

Undying

08-07-2008, 11:26 AM

Well, Uryuu became "badass one wing angel" for a while there, so he was made to look awesome for a few minutes. You know, everyone gets to look awesome.

Except IT. Even when IT got a chance to shine (against Szayel), it was still a half-baked excuse. "I moved my organs around, so you can't break them~" but even if they are misplaced, breaking them would still damage the body :cm:. Unless IT removed its organs, which is pretty impossible considering he'll have to have something there to maintain basic life functions and that can be damaged.

KT was obviously ripping Toguro the Elder here, he could move around his organs in whatever manner he wanted and he was quite as much creepy as IT. The difference is that Toguro never faced an enemy that could crush his organs so he could avoid normal strikes. But he was still damaged from a powerful enough attack.

IT, apparently, can move around the organs and still live...

Sendivoge

08-07-2008, 12:17 PM

Except IT. Even when IT got a chance to shine (against Szayel), it was still a half-baked excuse. "I moved my organs around, so you can't break them~" but even if they are misplaced, breaking them would still damage the body :cm:. Unless IT removed its organs, which is pretty impossible considering he'll have to have something there to maintain basic life functions and that can be damaged.
Unless we've been reading different translations, i believe what he said was that he replaced each organ with a dummy. Btw, you missed an 'IT' replacement in that paragraph :)

Undying

08-07-2008, 01:55 PM

Sendivoge

08-07-2008, 03:08 PM

Don't post in my FC and I won't post in yours :cm:

And I already covered that he replaced his organs with "Unless IT removed its organs, which is pretty impossible considering IT'll have to have something there to maintain basic life functions and that can be damaged." If the dummies are damaged then IT has nothing to support the internal body functions so IT dies.

And blame my inner grammar Nazi for that using a proper word :cm:
I merely posted to remove the confusion on what it is he actually did/said. I'm not arguing with you. :winking56

At a guess (because i don't know), i would suggest that the dummy organs may function as regular organs... but aren't destroyed because they're not actually his body's organs/tendons? The blood is what makes things tricky, although with Mayuri's attitude it could possibly have been part of the joke (unlikely). Szayel accepts the explanation though. Go figure.

As for 'your fc and mine', it's only a bleach character. Discussion is discussion, but if you feel strongly about it, you could sign me up. It's not like i'm arguing against Mayuri insults. The compliments and insults of Mayuri often state the same thing anyway. And i don't actually own the Mayuri FC, nor am i a member of it. This place could use the extra activity though :)

Undying

08-07-2008, 04:26 PM

You're a fan of Mayuri. This is an Anti-Mayuri FC. Simple enough equation? :cm: Also it's not that I feel that strongly about it, it's just that we were reprimanded about posting in the Rukia FC, so yeah.

Anyway the blood may have been just a dummy blood, it's not very hard to make it. They do it in movies all the time.

So IT replaced the organs with dummies and used a fake-blood pill to make blood spill out of ITs mouth. The only problem is, if the organs are there, Szayel should have still crushed them. Dummies or no, organs will be copied by Szayel and smashed.

So yeah. Half baked excuses for victory? How very awesome :whatevah:

Sendivoge

08-07-2008, 05:04 PM

You're a fan of Mayuri. This is an Anti-Mayuri FC. Simple enough equation? :cm: Also it's not that I feel that strongly about it, it's just that we were reprimanded about posting in the Rukia FC, so yeah.
I'm not a Mayuri fan, i hate that bastard. Why else would i always be making sarcastic comments in the Mayuri/Byakuya/Kenpachi FC? :awe:

But seriously, if you actually have a problem with me posting in an anti-Mayuri FC, i'll leave. It's not a big deal to me. I can understand why a bunch of rukia fangirls/boys wouldn't want a Rukia basher threatening their "special place"... not that i'm fond of the Rukia character myself. Too in need of rescuing/protecting all the time.

I personally couldn't care less if you posted in a seemingly opposite FC, that is if you're not arguing the point of the FC (ie. insulting people in an FC, or raving about people in an anti-FC).
Anyway the blood may have been just a dummy blood, it's not very hard to make it. They do it in movies all the time.

So IT replaced the organs with dummies and used a fake-blood pill to make blood spill out of ITs mouth. The only problem is, if the organs are there, Szayel should have still crushed them. Dummies or no, organs will be copied by Szayel and smashed.

So yeah. Half baked excuses for victory? How very awesome :whatevah:
I was considering the blood splurts could have been faked, but it seemed a little strange that it would continue to the point where Kurotsuchi asks to Szayel to stop it 'because it's getting annoying'. That too could be part of the joke though, i guess *shrug*

With the fake organs/tendons, i was thinking that they perhaps wouldn't be affected because they don't actually belong to the body. For all we know, they're mechanical. You'd expect some sort of logic on some level from Kubo.

Undying

08-07-2008, 07:16 PM

I'm not a Mayuri fan, i hate that bastard. Why else would i always be making sarcastic comments in the Mayuri/Byakuya/Kenpachi FC? :awe:
You hideous beast, go away! Yeah, sure, I believe you :cm:

But seriously, if you actually have a problem with me posting in an anti-Mayuri FC, i'll leave. It's not a big deal to me. I can understand why a bunch of rukia fangirls/boys wouldn't want a Rukia basher threatening their "special place"... not that i'm fond of the Rukia character myself. Too in need of rescuing/protecting all the time.
I didn't bash the character :cm:. I bashed the lack of it. And btw, the actual question posed to the Rukia fans was "why do you like Rukia anyway?" and they still went rabid.

Go figure. It's just a bunch of lines and ink, nothing to get psyched about =/.

I personally couldn't care less if you posted in a seemingly opposite FC, that is if you're not arguing the point of the FC (ie. insulting people in an FC, or raving about people in an anti-FC).
:cm:

I was considering the blood splurts could have been faked, but it seemed a little strange that it would continue to the point where Kurotsuchi asks to Szayel to stop it 'because it's getting annoying'. That too could be part of the joke though, i guess *shrug*
I think it was mainly the joke Mayuri pulled. Hate of him aside (I had the science obsessed type doctors, it's not Mayuri, it's his character archetype. The samey, annoyingly repetitive "science excuses everything" which shows just how much the Managaka know about actual scientists), he probably wanted to make Szayel pissed off more, possibly for the sake of making him angry enough to impregnate Nemu and have him absorb the deadly poison (which I still haven't figured out why he even put there in the first place, how many guys want to rape Namu? Oh wait.)

And he most likely didn't bother wiping it anyway because he doesn't give a crap.

With the fake organs/tendons, i was thinking that they perhaps wouldn't be affected because they don't actually belong to the body. For all we know, they're mechanical. You'd expect some sort of logic on some level from Kubo.
Eh... one of the Fraccion in the recent manga chapters turned from a square-headed featureless man into a manly tranny that screams about beauty while looking like a fag and cosplaying Sailor Moon.

Here's your "logic"... <.<

Anyway.

Mayuri is so ugly, even the giant-ass baby-head alien-centipede tried to kill IT :cm:

Sendivoge

08-08-2008, 05:48 AM

I think it was mainly the joke Mayuri pulled. Hate of him aside (I hate the science obsessed type doctors, it's not Mayuri, it's his character archetype. The samey, annoyingly repetitive "science excuses everything" which shows just how much the Managaka know about actual scientists), he probably wanted to make Szayel pissed off more, possibly for the sake of making him angry enough to impregnate Nemu and have him absorb the deadly poison (which I still haven't figured out why he even put there in the first place, how many guys want to rape Namu? Oh wait.)
Hmm... i don't recall the "poison" (or rather, not poison) itself being deadly, but i suppose it technically was if you take into consideration that absorbing it means Mayuri WILL KILL YOU.:Haha

Whether she's eaten or invaded, both remain things most Bleach enemies would like to do if given the chance... that's a bit PG-13. Bearing in mind that many enemies shinigami face are enourmous monsters that delight in consuming those with strong spiritual pressure.

Capt Kenpachi

08-08-2008, 02:12 PM

:winking56

WOW guys. Sendivoge winked at Undying. I think that he is trying to tell you something. Maybe you should let him down easy.:Haha

Senivoge how can you say that you are not a fan of IT? He is your avatar for crying out loud.

Undying

08-08-2008, 02:30 PM

Hmm... i don't recall the "poison" (or rather, not poison) itself being deadly, but i suppose it technically was if you take into consideration that absorbing it means Mayuri WILL KILL YOU.:Haha
Time slowing down for me to the point everything lasts a million years, and then Mayuri stabbing me in the chest with that sword that god knows where it's been?

Yeah, that's plenty deadly. Also, if it's not deadly, why put it in Nemu? You rape her, you experience an eternal orgasm. Hell yeah. Mayuri either rapes her all the time or she's had more sexual partners than a full time-hoe.

My my.

Whether she's eaten or invaded, both remain things most Bleach enemies would like to do if given the chance... that's a bit PG-13. Bearing in mind that many enemies shinigami face are enourmous monsters that delight in consuming those with strong spiritual pressure.
Technically they were enemies that delighted in consuming with high spiritual density (so yeah, high spiritual pressure), and causing pain and suffering. Monsters from hell.

Then they turned into Carebear mafia.

If Szayel raped Namu, now that would be very... awesome. Bleach isn't a PG-13 manga really, what with all the body parts flying around and buckets of blood spilled every time a character pricks their finger.
WOW guys. Sendivoge winked at Undying. I think that he is trying to tell you something. Maybe you should let him down easy.:Haha
Everyone is gay for Undying.

Senivoge how can you say that you are not a fan of IT? He is your avatar for crying out loud.
He was being sarcastic :whatevah:

Sendivoge

08-08-2008, 03:00 PM

Technically they were enemies that delighted in consuming with high spiritual density (so yeah, high spiritual pressure), and causing pain and suffering. Monsters from hell.

Then they turned into Carebear mafia.

If Szayel raped Namu, now that would be very... awesome. Bleach isn't a PG-13 manga really, what with all the body parts flying around and buckets of blood spilled every time a character pricks their finger.
Eh i'm not really familiar with your american system of rating. In australia, for it's level of animated violence, i'd give Bleach a maximum rating of M. This means it's recommended for mature audiences, but not actually stated as unsuitable for people under the age of 15 (Unsuitable television would be rated MA15+). M rated shows can only be viewed between 8:30pm and 5:00am (plus 12pm-3pm on school days). It may not be PG-13 to say people want to eat/invade Nemu, but a search around shows that Bleach does recieve PG-13 ratings.

I wish Bleach could handle being as violent as Berserk on occassion. But that's never going to happen. :eek13:

@Capt: Undying has somehow managed to figure out i was being sarcastic about being sarcastic. As for being serious though, i could say something like "irony is wasted on the stupid" and hope that people feel silly enough not to reply. :hmm:

And i wasn't winking; i just had something in my eye. It's gone now though :winking56

But hey, you wouldn't want me to leave... would you?

Undying

08-08-2008, 03:09 PM

Eh i'm not really familiar with your american system of rating. In australia, for it's level of animated violence, i'd give Bleach a maximum rating of M. This means it's recommended for mature audiences, but not actually stated as unsuitable for people under the age of 15 (Unsuitable television would be rated MA15+). M rated shows can only be viewed between 8:30pm and 5:00am (plus 12pm-3pm on school days). It may not be PG-13 to say people want to eat/invade Nemu, but a search around shows that Bleach does recieve PG-13 ratings.
I'm not from America :cm:. Although I think we're using the same system... Bleach is rated T in America is far as I know, meaning it's for older teen audience.

Frankly I rather it was M, with violence and rape. It was almost that much, with Hollows ripping people and people losing their hands, but it seriously lost its dark touch after the Arrancar became the Carebear Mafia. And the Gotei became friendly lovely Carebears. Apparently Renji is no longer sadistic but just an honorable sidekick (where has that "I'm causing pain to my woman, but frankly I enjoy it, so sod it!" attitude gone to?), and Ishida turned from "I'll kill you" to "Hey I kinda don't like you but I'm still your buddy so yeah".

So yeah... nowadays it's PG-13 with the occasional T+ moments. Not good =/.

I wish Bleach could handle being as violent as Berserk on occassion. But that's never going to happen. :eek13:
I wish it would, honestly =<. A little rape, a little hacking and slashing a body to parts... that would definitely make Bleach dark again.

Nowadays it's just Sailor Moon cosplay and "mah organs are faked, I bought them at Ikea :cm:". Bluergh.

Sendivoge

08-08-2008, 03:30 PM

Eh Israel, America... what's the difference? :awe:

The worst violence/gore i can recall seeing in bleach is where Yammy smashes an unknown arrancar's head, along with the part (~ch120) where the 12th division members begin to explode after Mayuri detonates them... what a tosser :cm:

lol@ ikea

Undying

08-08-2008, 07:38 PM

Eh Israel, America... what's the difference? :awe:
Friendlier people and less slutty women :cm:

The worst violence/gore i can recall seeing in bleach is where Yammy smashes an unknown arrancar's head, along with the part (~ch120) where the 12th division members begin to explode after Mayuri detonates them... what a tosser :cm:

lol@ ikea
There was also Byakuya slicing Yoruichi in two (or what he thought was Yoruichi) and her hand flying through the air. And the 12th divsioners exploding. Raises the question why the hell does anyone still signs up for his div...