I am your grandpa, and I am awesome

[_Ink]

Back in the days, you whippersnappers wouldn't even been able to match my good looks, not even if you trade in 'em balls and a sack of banana pies.

Ay' say you all numb like a beaver on a hailstorm full of storks, sharper than a bag of wet mice y'all

upload some pictures, show yer granddaddy 'ere who is better lookan.


http://www.yearbookyourself.com/


Me:
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6695/myyearbookphotorc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

handsome am I not?
Back in 1954, I had a pair of blue suede shoes


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9896/asasdf5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This is my wife, back in 1965

[Takeshi]

You're wife seemed pretty hot. Is she up for sale?

[_Ink]

She's old enough to be your great grandma son, you sure you wanna stick it in a rubber tree?