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Surprised that there isn't one of these already. List the worst film you have ever seen.
Worst film I have ever seen: 'Elektra' (the sequel to 'daredevil'). Bad acting, bad scripting, bad directing, bad soundtrack, bad costume design, shallow characters, poor special effects, poor and badly explained storyline...I could complain for hours about it.
Hm... hard 1 But I'll go with Dog Soldiers - The movie wasn't THAT bad .. but you could say what would happen before it happend - Really dissapointing
Ethanol
12-26-2005, 04:17 AM
I would have to go with.....
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. That movie just wasn't funny to me, didn't really have a good storyline, and was just....bleh.
mooks
12-26-2005, 04:40 AM
I gotta say and agree... Elektra was the worst thing i saw. Truly painful to watch and just plain... bad.
The Librarian just sucks! they wasted money makeing it
DocInsanity
12-26-2005, 01:46 PM
I would say sky high. Really stupid story. Took in the X-men and a superman comic to create a retarded story line. waste of a 7.5$ entry ticket. And if anyone wants to buy it... DON'T.
adema
12-26-2005, 06:36 PM
Open Water was extremely dissapointing for me.
Baron
12-26-2005, 11:36 PM
House of Wax was pretty weak. Terrible acting, especially on Paris's part.
My friend paid $3.99 for this on Comcast's On Demand thing, and not even halfway through, we just shut it off, and went to eat.
xyouxarexuglyx2
12-27-2005, 01:35 AM
Antz sucked.
40 year old virgin...some say its funny....I think they must be luaghing at their own face.
Epyon94
12-27-2005, 01:57 AM
By Far the Worst film I ever saw was: Team America World Police, I mean it was just horrible.
this is an anime it was called X: the movie
Aragami
12-27-2005, 09:29 AM
any american wannabe remake of an asian film more than two years old.
Vin-San
12-27-2005, 10:02 AM
Surprised no one said CAT WOMAN yet. God that movie sucked in a refreshing way.
Jinchuu
12-27-2005, 05:11 PM
Team America World Police
Same here, the only good thing, actually the only funny thing was the soundtrack.
Hinamori-Chan
12-28-2005, 06:11 PM
I think the worst movie I've ever seen was White Noise or The Village. The Village was such a dumb movie. Ugh. Waste of 8 bucks.
One of the worst movies ever would have to be Dinotopia. A story about these two brothers finding a 'new world' and the people are living in harmony with dinosaurs. It has some interesting parts and such but the movie was droning on the exact same thing. 4 hours is definitely too long for a movie,unless it has a really good storyline.
And yeah, Team America World Police was a crap movie.
Z_Blitz
12-30-2005, 01:09 AM
Cat woman and Elektra top my list of the worst movies I have ever seen. Those movies were just ugh! What made me watch Elektra was the fact that its remotely connected to Daredevil, but I was disappointed after that. Cat woman... Well lets just say it was a bad experience...
B3r3tta
12-30-2005, 01:36 AM
50 Cent's Bulletproof
teamninja60
12-30-2005, 04:34 AM
stealing harvard
i did not laugh once during this movie
and i think comedies are supposed to make you laugh
napoleon dynamite is second
because it actually suceeded in making me laugh once
Ethanol
12-30-2005, 05:08 AM
stealing harvard
i did not laugh once during this movie
and i think comedies are supposed to make you laugh
napoleon dynamite is second
because it actually suceeded in making me laugh once
Really? I enjoyed those movies. Wouldn't put them on my favorite list or anything like that...but not worst. *shrugs* To each his own.
I'll add another one.....Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Casey
12-30-2005, 08:35 AM
the worst movie i saw was the skeleton key
teamninja60
12-30-2005, 06:55 PM
Really? I enjoyed those movies. Wouldn't put them on my favorite list or anything like that...but not worst. *shrugs* To each his own.
I'll add another one.....Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
gasp!
i love that movie
i never thought i'd see this movie on this forum
wow
any reasons why you don't like it?
mcgillp2k
12-30-2005, 08:36 PM
the village
its the first time i have ever walked out of a cinema
Ethanol
12-30-2005, 09:37 PM
gasp!
i love that movie
i never thought i'd see this movie on this forum
wow
any reasons why you don't like it?
It just didn't interest me...I watched it and just said bleh, not for me.
Byakuya7
12-30-2005, 10:12 PM
Darkness..worst horror movie ever and a waste of my time. So was Boogeyman.
Minami Ikki
12-30-2005, 10:23 PM
Pokemon 2000
>_>
<_<
Jinchuu
12-31-2005, 06:19 PM
I want to add couple of movies;
Mulholland Drive, The Passion of Jesus Christ, Irreversible.
I walked out of the theater, yelling and cursing.
teamninja60
12-31-2005, 06:37 PM
I want to add couple of movies;
Mulholland Drive, The Passion of Jesus Christ, Irreversible.
I walked out of the theater, yelling and cursing.
i can definitely understand the passion of the christ
mulholland drive is a trip but i liked it a lot
though i can see how someone might be annoyed by the whole thing
tednfs
12-31-2005, 06:38 PM
Alone in the Dark, Dark Water, The cave
C'mon Passion of the Christ is good
Ravenfdasfd
12-31-2005, 10:24 PM
Elizabethtown.My girlfriend dragged me into it...
2 hours of ORLANDO ****ING BLOOM!
Aragami
01-02-2006, 09:23 PM
I know, the worst movie(s) I've ever seen are:
the LoTR trilogy
that harry potter shit
the american grudges/ring movies
saw and saw 2
any comic book movie (save sin city)
all those war movies from like the past three years
alexander
Gin 4000
01-02-2006, 10:30 PM
lol you just hate popular movies dont you?
Well my least favorite is.....
The Constant Gardener
its supposed to be an "action" movie but its mostly guys talking, there IS one fight scene but when it happens the camera gets all jnky and your left with grunts and moans of pain, makig it seem like a different act entirely, also the main character doesnt even pulls a gun until the last 5 minutes of the film, and he doesnt even fire a shot
Porkchop Express
01-02-2006, 11:10 PM
Huh... it’s probably got to be The Barbarian Invasion... not 1 feckin barbarian in that whole movie! Stupid French Canadian cinematography, can’t believe I wasted £5.50 on that drivel.
Other crap movies would have to include The Grinch, Rugrats the Movie, Maybe Baby, The Ring of the Nibelungs and all films like stealth! Makes you wonder how they can go so wrong with a movie when all they had to do was combine the Flight of the Navigator with Matthew Broderick WarGames and it would have been a huge success!
What ever happened to that kid from Navigator anyways?
this is an anime it was called X: the movie
LMAO. One of the BEST anime dubs out there!!!! I can't believe it. It's freaking hilarious.
"Fuma.... and KOTORI".
Lol, I'm sorry, it's just so funny. You can easily rent it in a Blockbuster if you haven't seen it. Every time my friends and I watch it, we die a little.
Hah, but if you really want the best of X-1999, read the manga or watch X-TV. They're sort of expensive, but if you and your buddies chip in, you could all share them!
Episode 12 is my favorite, but episodes 22-24 aren't too shabby either. <3
I know, the worst movie(s) I've ever seen are:
the LoTR trilogy
that harry potter shit
the american grudges/ring movies
saw and saw 2
any comic book movie (save sin city)
all those war movies from like the past three years
alexander
Wtf. Is there anything you DO like? Grudge/Ring/Saw I can understand, but what's wrong with LoTR, Harry Potter, or Sin City?
You hit a dark spot with me when you say "No" to comic book movies. =(
TrueShinobi
01-03-2006, 10:50 AM
Chronicles of Narnia really disappointed me :sad: the story of the movie is going too fast would be better if they did 2 movies over that story
Ravenfdasfd
01-03-2006, 10:50 AM
I hate comicbook movies...
I did however like how Docter Octopus was done in Spiderman 2.
_strangechild_
01-03-2006, 02:25 PM
I agree with Raven, however I did not like anything about any of the Spiderman movies. KILLED IT!! [Sobs]. I prefer the original cartoon shows, heh.
Pipp-ORK
01-03-2006, 03:50 PM
Lacaday. I forgot what the plot was about; mainly because there wasn't one, but hey, it had a cool puppet-owl/thing in it.
_strangechild_
01-03-2006, 03:57 PM
LOL, PUPPET OWL!!
Reminds me, I saw this thing, I think it was a TV show though, I'm not sure.. and it has this FREAKIN' WEIRD Irish puppet owl. He was saying how he'd scratch this puppet cat's eyes out and such, it was so funny 'cause it was actually for little kids.
asukasun
01-03-2006, 04:43 PM
"The Grinch" - I really hate this Movie
Dounick
01-03-2006, 07:01 PM
i would have to say...
freddy got fingered
The_lone_sprit
01-03-2006, 07:07 PM
Texus chainsaw massaure
Pharcyde
01-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Biker boyz or napoleon dynamite
MooseVW
01-03-2006, 08:47 PM
The first Naruto movie, hands down.
Aragami
01-07-2006, 08:22 PM
lol you just hate popular movies dont you?
haha, naw, it just so happens that the majority of film in this part of the world bores the ever loving crap out of me.
I actually paid to see that saw movie and walked out of it after like 30 minutes.
The Cave....it was just plain boring N i dont have a clue wat is it tryin to say other than ppl trying to escape from.....THE CAVE
Rabid_Wolverine
01-07-2006, 10:29 PM
The aum of all fears. I pretended to go to the toilet and went into goldmember instead.
DaveManDave
01-07-2006, 11:22 PM
Napoleon Dynamite...everyone in my damn schools like "ITS SO FUNNY HAHAHHA!" , i didnt friggin laugh once...i felt more sad than happy cause there are people like that in this little world of ours.
Kyouka Suigetsu
01-08-2006, 02:14 AM
The worst move I've ever seen was Solaris. Can someone say boring? That movie was slower than a snail recorded in slow motion. Not to mention, the plot was completely absurd and pointless. He lost his wife and now a strange being can give him a fake version of something he once had. Wow, you're suppose to move on, but I don't need to say anymore because the very thought of it moves my bowels.
szasuke
01-08-2006, 04:07 PM
First Naruto Movie. no doubt. So much hype.. but nothing interesting about the movie.
tednfs
01-08-2006, 08:51 PM
Dark water
_strangechild_
01-08-2006, 08:58 PM
The American or Japanese one?
Ha ha, my mates got scared by the Japanese one and my mother got freaked out (only 'cause she has a kind of fear of drowning). I found it rather amusing.
Chrono Detector
01-18-2006, 03:41 PM
Natural Born Killers - These 2 married idiots go around and start murdering people with no particular motive; boring and stupid.
Howl's Moving Castle - One of those weird anime movies. Didn't understand the plot at all. And I showed no particular interest in it at all.
mariksluva
01-18-2006, 03:45 PM
worst movie...i need more time on that one...but for now id say boogey man...it wasnt even a full hour and a half...waste of time and money...
mariksluva
01-18-2006, 03:52 PM
another one!!! serenity...what a cheap excuse for a movie...i mean WTH was that...tryiung to make a super action space movie...ha dont make me laugh...i dont recongnize Ne actor in that movie...and the story was total crap...hahaha wasted my time with that one i would have been more entertainedeating my toenaile then watching that
EVIL APPLESAUCE
01-18-2006, 04:00 PM
ive got to say..... superstar by far the worst movie on earth.... i felt like a dumdass by just walking in on someone watching it.... this movie has to make you think.. why the hell am i watching this..
Chrono Detector
01-18-2006, 04:18 PM
Oh, I also hate the first Pokemon movie. Long, boring, repetitive, and stupid. Complete waste of my time.
M_Ghey
01-20-2006, 04:12 AM
The boogeyman. Worst. horror movie. ever!
vejitto3
01-20-2006, 05:17 AM
Cheaper by the dozen 2 most pointless movie i've seen ever
Bi-Ryu
01-21-2006, 01:13 AM
Ammity Vill Horror and The Grudge. They were both stupid and pointless movies, and a waste of money.
SmallKid57
01-21-2006, 01:56 AM
The Hulk.... OMG ITS SO STUPID
Idaan
01-22-2006, 12:09 AM
The Blair Witch project.....time stolen from my life that I can never get back!!!
The Hulk-first time I have ever fallen asleep in the cinema!
The Enigma
01-22-2006, 04:37 AM
Star Wars Episode I....I was hoping that Jar Jar would die a gruesome death in Ep 3, but I got disappointed. Come to think of it, the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy sucked.
Omega_Cell
01-22-2006, 10:00 AM
I can't believe that no one has mentioned Batman & Robin. I actually sat through that one. Although, that might be because I was afraid I'd throw up if I even moved. Talk about a horrible movie. I walked out of Not Another Teen Movie. I know it was supposed to be stupid, cliched, and utterly devoid of intelligence, but I just couldn't take anymore. I felt the brain cells dying every second.
Chrono Detector
01-22-2006, 05:19 PM
Mad Max: Boring, too long, I don't see the reason why it was given a R18+ rating. Not enough action.
The Hitchikers Guide To the Galaxy: Tedious script and plot. Why did I even bother with this stupid movie.
I'm going to explain why I hated Howl's Moving Castle. Its by far the worst 2005 movie I've seen. I didn't understand the plot, it was weird, and why did the main character even bother helping the witch who supposely placed a curse on her? The themes and the storyline didn't make any sense to me. Complete waste of my time.
ergh...it had to be well...
Devilman the movie...it was a sad and pathetic wannabe of the original creation, everything just sucks, great graphics no doubt, the actors are below any standard i even call acting, reading scripts is more like it.
the acting sucks, it doesn't sound like they are fighting, more like grunting while having gay sex...i dunno... "urrrggghhhh, urrrgghhh"
and then, the entire flick itself, when the end they revealed...OMFGZOMG it is Satan! it was already made known obviously enough at the start of the movie...
shikari
01-23-2006, 03:28 AM
the grudge
Shinji
01-25-2006, 02:15 PM
The absolutely worst has to be Spider. It's suppose to be a scary movie and it got great reviews, but it wasn't scary nor good.
Osxcar
01-25-2006, 04:43 PM
The Battle of Gallien. Historically wrong, bad actors, lack of good plot, just to say a few things about it. It was so bad it was almost funny. (Actually we had a lot of fun watching it, but we needed beer for that. ^^)
Spike427
02-03-2006, 02:36 AM
Wrong Turn completely garbage, Cabin Fever gag me, Hibbie Jibbies was completely retarded.
thief.13
02-03-2006, 03:34 PM
my friends dragged me to this mandy moore movie. i kept squirming the whole time it was so idiotic...
choking
02-03-2006, 03:35 PM
mad house!
UraharaTenchou
02-04-2006, 06:21 AM
ahh, has to be elektra and catwoman..
Reklaw X
02-04-2006, 06:22 AM
Are we there yet..
god.. horrible movie
Munky
02-05-2006, 08:30 AM
Same here! Mad House too!!
Stigmata
02-05-2006, 10:14 AM
Jeepers Creepers is the worst movie i've ever seen.
KuroShinobi
02-05-2006, 12:13 PM
April Snow. I didnt know what made me watch it.. I think it was my mom.. it was like paying for a place to catch up on your sleep
Planeswalker
02-10-2006, 07:33 AM
Queen of the damned, Jeepers Creepers 2, Soul Survivors and acually horror movies in general are just crap these days.
Spike427
02-10-2006, 09:13 AM
I rather liked both Mad Max and Queen of the Damned...Bad movies, every elvis movie made.
Shinji
02-10-2006, 11:06 AM
Queen of the damned, Jeepers Creepers 2, Soul Survivors and acually horror movies in general are just crap these days.
That pretty much sums up my list, too. Those are really bad movies, especially Queen of the damned.
Thelindra
02-13-2006, 12:24 PM
i heard ppl saying that doom the movie was a great dissapointment...
cloudnine
02-13-2006, 08:47 PM
Cabin Fever.
The dumbest movie I have ever seen.
Second comes, The Skeleton Key, I hated the ending.
Planeswalker
02-14-2006, 06:37 AM
i heard ppl saying that doom the movie was a great dissapointment...
It was.......
Narnia is the worst movie ever! it is just so bad that it made me laugh
Thelindra
02-14-2006, 12:15 PM
Narina i find the children acting a bit bad....
My bor told me that Doom is a great dissapointment to Doom players, but i who nv played doom be4, find it midly okie....
unwaken
02-14-2006, 12:58 PM
I know of a really really bad movie- the one with Britney in it: Crossroads is it?
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Spike427
02-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Oh wow, you're right, that has to be one of the largest crap fests ever written.
_strangechild_
02-14-2006, 07:21 PM
Jeepers Creepers is the worst movie i've ever seen.
It was bad.. I could barely even laugh at it, it was that.. bad.
Though, one bit made me laugh.. when the thing was holding a girl and cops were there or something and so the thing hissed (and these random flaps came at the side) reminding me of a little dinosaur on Jarrassic (sp?) Park.
i heard ppl saying that doom the movie was a great dissapointment...
That's like with me.. and Beetlejuice. I almost fell asleep.
FINAL DESTINATION!! I thought it was pretty RIDICULOUS, but hell that's a funny movie.. In fact, they made a third one didn't they? Definately watching that, ha ha, some of the ways they die.. my gosh.
Stupidity. Death wouldn't be so lame. Death'd just get it done like BAMN... unless Death was doing it for humourous reasons, I guess.
Spike427
02-15-2006, 09:16 AM
The Scream movies or the Friday the 13th series oi
Qc0Jh1axT
02-15-2006, 05:16 PM
i think there's this series of ...The Mosquito, The Fly, The Octopus, or something like that..... then there's Scary Movie..... which is just bad comedy. There are lots others...
_strangechild_
02-15-2006, 05:24 PM
I have Scary Movie 2. Two scenes in it make me and one of my bests (best mates) laugh, that's why I have it. =)
When the butler guy and the man in the wheelchair argue.
Spike427
02-16-2006, 07:52 AM
The Scary Movie series is just stupid, I dont find it remotely funny.
akcgsd
02-16-2006, 06:27 PM
From Hell with Johnny Depp was pretty bad..and the ninth gate was bad too. thats all i can think of right now
_strangechild_
02-16-2006, 06:29 PM
Was "From Hell" that Jack the Ripper theory?
unwaken
02-16-2006, 06:40 PM
Yes. That's the one.
I suddenly remembered a bad movie again. Did anybody say that movie with Ben Affleck and J.Lo? What was it called again? Jiggy? or Giggy or something like that.
I watched like what... 30 mins? and fell asleep -_=
_strangechild_
02-16-2006, 06:42 PM
Ah, oui. I watched that. I saw another movie, starring Johnny Depp, with some Satanic freak woman (seriously, she was mental) and it was just so bad.. I couldn't watch all of it. I can't even remember it, I remember this crazy scene at the end and that was all.
Ha ha, glad I didn't watch it, I don't quite like the pair.
I don't like any of the J-Lo movies I've seen. One of them was interesting though, she entered a mind of a serial killer in a coma who turned his victims into dolls.
lil_lee_boi
02-17-2006, 02:41 AM
All the movies with either chuck norris or steven seagul in it. Worst acting and fighting scenes.
unwaken
02-17-2006, 05:53 AM
Eh I know that movie! It's called the cell! Nice, with weird dressing and make up though
Spike427
02-17-2006, 06:16 AM
The Ninth Gate was a good movie in my opinion...now Secret Window was just garbage...
UraharaTenchou
02-17-2006, 09:09 AM
scary movies -.- lame, not even seriously funny..
Velvy
02-17-2006, 11:48 AM
Marrioner, a japanese "horror" film, with people being killed and then their corpses becoming dolls. It was kind of entertaining but most of the time I was thinking, "This film blows!" And generally j-horror is sooo good, so this was like double the dissapointment.
Fortuntley when it comes to films I have good taste, so I haven't seen many bad films.
_strangechild_
02-17-2006, 06:59 PM
Eh I know that movie! It's called the cell! Nice, with weird dressing and make up though
Ah riiiight.
The Cell. Ha ha, it made me laugh when the guy was pulling out the other guy's insides and laughing weirdly. What odd things run through a murderer's mind.
Shinji
02-17-2006, 07:26 PM
The Ninth Gate was a good movie in my opinion...now Secret Window was just garbage...
That's true, Secret Window didn't feel Depp and it's a shame he made it.
dai-suki
02-18-2006, 12:31 AM
I may upset a few people now but Harry potter is so bad ooopps sorry guys
unwaken
02-18-2006, 07:12 AM
Which harry potter movie?
There was one that I think didn't manage live up to the hype.
Gekkou
02-18-2006, 09:59 AM
Postman, Waterworld.........there are so many bad movies i have seen
Munky
02-18-2006, 10:15 AM
Ghost Lake... though there were loads of *make-out scenes*
dai-suki
02-18-2006, 12:51 PM
@ unwaken
I only saw the first one, i saw clips of the second but had to get out of there hehe i don't understand why it's so huge but i suppose it appeals to alot of people. =)
unwaken
02-18-2006, 01:02 PM
oh yes! the 2nd one was bad but I think the other's were pretty good adaptations of the book.
Well, most book to screen movies are pretty sub quality anyway.
Maybe cept lotr. heh
dai-suki
02-18-2006, 02:08 PM
Yeh i know what you mean hehe. =]
Spike427
02-19-2006, 06:46 AM
I thought the new Harry Potter movie sucked.
blazedsouls
02-19-2006, 07:20 AM
yeah harry poter sucks they seem like jews
ashuran
02-19-2006, 07:36 AM
any barbie movie lol{watched with my daughter only reason why}
konakona
02-20-2006, 12:58 PM
7 Seconds was so horrible
Spike427
02-20-2006, 02:00 PM
Series 7 : The Contender, its about a "reality show" where the ppl go around killing eachother till theres only one left.
Thelindra
02-20-2006, 02:11 PM
any barbie movie lol{watched with my daughter only reason why}
barbie doll movie? arent they cute?
Spike427
02-20-2006, 06:53 PM
hahaha, barbie...did yours have the pink pony? rofl
choking
02-21-2006, 03:21 AM
bunshinshaba!!
Shinji
02-21-2006, 05:14 PM
barbie doll movie? arent they cute?
Is there really a Barbie movie? What's going on?
SOL-Matsura
02-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Did anyone mention "Street Fighter : The Movie" for worst film? I'm talking the live action movie here, the craptacular turd with Jean Claude Van Damme. Click Here to hear (with Vandammage translations) Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile speak (http://vandammebisonspeech.ytmnd.com/).
This is from start to finish, a horrid movie that made me wonder what the hell Capcom was doing.
Caity_walsh
02-22-2006, 01:27 AM
the worst film would have to be MR & MRS SMITH i fell asleep in the movies !
The new dirty dancin movie sucked. I think that movie thier was called Hot Havvenr nights. Boy that sucked right thier
Tyenkrovy
02-28-2006, 05:01 AM
Hands down, the worst movie eva has to be Manos: Hands of Fate. The production ran on and on for what seemed (to the production crew, at least) to be forever. They started calling it Mangos: Cans of Fruit, as a sort of joke. Of course, it's so bad that it's funny, so it's all good.
Ichigo_the_demon_slayer
03-04-2006, 04:00 PM
i owuld have to say the Incredibles b/c i have had to watch it over and over with my nephews
The_Supervisor
03-04-2006, 04:41 PM
Worst ever for me is "Braindead"
Please, if you ever come across this movie...run away!!
Shinji
03-04-2006, 07:05 PM
i owuld have to say the Incredibles b/c i have had to watch it over and over with my nephews
But the first time, didn't you think it was a good movie?
Tyenkrovy
03-05-2006, 08:25 PM
I certainly enjoyed The Incredibles. But I would probably get sick of it if I had to watch it over and over again. That's the same with any movie, but it doesn't make the movie "bad".
odanion
03-05-2006, 08:27 PM
worst movie would deffinetly have to be the new king kong movie...it was way overrated and I fell asleep because I got so bored
hoopla
03-05-2006, 09:53 PM
i saw one with giant killer rabbits. that was pretty bad. entertaining in all of its awfulness.
M_Ghey
03-06-2006, 04:21 AM
I just saw Ultraviolet, and it has to be one of the worst and most confusing movies I have ever seen.
Kyouka Suigetsu
03-06-2006, 09:17 AM
The worst film I ever saw was Solaris. There is one word that can be used to sum this movie up: boring. This is the first movie that has actually pet me to sleep. I can watch movies that have no action and stay awake, but this film just has the remarkable ability to draw no interest from the viewer. What an utter waste of time...
Canadian Shinigami
03-12-2006, 03:58 AM
Here are some of the worst movies out there:
- The Grudge
- Blair Witch Project
- Gosling Park
I could only think of 3 at the moment.
pylar
03-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Normally, I don't say there are bad movies. There are infinantly-funnier-than-they-should-be movies... My friend and I have a compatition on who can get the best bad movie out of the walmart $5.50 bin. I am currently winning :P
But, the worst movie ever, is CORN http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330175/
Jena Malone? Teenage pregnancy? Genetically modfied corn? RABID SHEEP!!!
But it isn't even a good qualifier for mystery science theatre 3000... not enough blood to be a good b-rated horror film. I was highly dissapointed. :(
Also, its not on imdb, but I could swear when we watched it that it had Jena as a producer... which should have been a tip-off... when the 20 year old bad actress-star produces the film... yeah.
Nichigo
03-15-2006, 08:15 PM
Worst movie ever is either:
Unbreakable
or
War of the Worlds
Samuel L. Jackson thinks Bruce Willis is a super hero? ZOMG!!!
Aliens smart enough to create high tech killing machines, but stupid enough forget that they can't live in earth's atmosphere? ZOMG!!!
babybunny
03-17-2006, 12:13 AM
Bloodrayne
Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy
Club Dread
Lord of War
Syrianna
Date Movie
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
King Arthur
Alexander
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Underworld: Evolution
Yeah thats a long enough list.. hehe ;)
Merovingian
03-17-2006, 01:36 AM
I haven't seen a lot of movies, but one particular bad one was White Oleander, which I saw on cable one time when I was bored. It was okay at first, but starting with the second half, it completely fell apart.
Ichigo_the_demon_slayer
03-18-2006, 01:27 AM
The Incredibles was ok the first time but if someone is a teen besides me and says Napokean Dynamite i will understand completely i hated that movie more than any amount of foul words could explain.
cheesydud
03-18-2006, 01:33 AM
most of the movies based on something suk
like lemony snicket's series of unfortunate events
raven_1987
03-20-2006, 03:05 PM
OMG this movie was so bad! A history of violence,
when it finished this guy shouted, that was shite! and it was.
Makaze
03-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Open Water.
SWEET JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN, what a boring movie.
saycheese
03-23-2006, 09:34 AM
spanglish.
Ulquiorra
03-23-2006, 09:26 PM
i think AVP sucked so bad.... i can barley c wut they r doing
Dounick
03-23-2006, 10:41 PM
that new peter oan movie
i dont know its name but its really bad
Princess Gheyfu
03-23-2006, 11:03 PM
Napoleon Dynamite. It wasn't funny and was just really boring. Everyone was boring in that movie. Nearly fell asleep if it weren't for the end.
Tatsumaru_Ishida
03-23-2006, 11:31 PM
mortal kombat:annhilation and dreamcatcher theres a few hours of my life i won't get back!!
Ulquiorra
03-23-2006, 11:42 PM
omg i got one.... street fighters is like the worst worst worst movie on earth
*~Bankai_Beauty~*
03-25-2006, 10:37 PM
Napolean Dynamite was and forever will be the worst film ever made *shudders at the thought*
unwaken
03-26-2006, 03:50 AM
omg i got one.... street fighters is like the worst worst worst movie on earth
i second that.
i cant believe i actually have the vcd somewhere. i HAVE to find it and burn it. :sad: it was beyond bad.
mortal kombat:annhilation and dreamcatcher theres a few hours of my life i won't get back!!
i liked Dreamcatcher!?!?! HAHAHA i am into weird movies though.^_^
The worst movie i've ever seen is 'The Fog'. now that is a waste of like 2 hours of life right there.
krumpage
03-26-2006, 07:15 AM
the brothers grim
Houkiboshi Akira
03-28-2006, 08:05 AM
UltraViolet, hands down probably the worst movie I've seen in quite a long time. I also had seen quite a ton of bad movies, Aeon Flux, Brothers Grimm, and Underworld: Evolution, but my god was UltraViolet just horrid.
It was made worse simply because I loved Equilibrium, which was a very good movie, that mixed a good story with good acting, with good action. Where as UV did the opposite, bad acting, bad story, bad action, and it included the bad one liner dialogue. Seriously there was no real dialogue, just shoddy one liners.
Which proves...Christian Bale own the rest of the current Hollywood-ers.
Machiavelli
03-29-2006, 03:53 PM
worst will be The Night of The Living Dead; it spoiled my money.
the worst wuld have to be House Of The Dead..left in the middle..suprised me n my friends stayed that long..horrible movie..
The Brown Bunny. SO BORING. Fantastic four was also very very bad.
konberry
04-04-2006, 06:06 AM
I would have to say Nanny McFee... I really like it in a sense that the sets were pretty neat, especially the last scene, where it began to snow in the middle of July I think, but it just, wasn't as funny as I thought it would be!! DX it was almost dissapointing.. sighh
Telvanni
04-04-2006, 03:03 PM
Vampire vs. Zombies, a complete waste of time in my life
here I'll save ya and 1-2 hours zombies eat the vampires ....>.< movie done
It's a thrid party movie so ...>.<
SoundWave
04-04-2006, 03:06 PM
That streetfighter movie(forgot the name).. just could'nt keep myself awake, fell asleep cuz it was so booring...
Sanzora
05-10-2006, 09:54 AM
Haunted Mansion... It was badly written, badly acted, badly directed and just plain pointless!
konberry
05-16-2006, 01:26 AM
oh yea Haunted Mansion... it wasn't much of a plot at all... just a typical family with rowdy kids... they go into an old house, get spooked and cure the house of its bad habits... more for the little kids I guess :p
The Good Side
05-16-2006, 11:57 PM
I gonna have to go with Dark Water. That movie wasn't half scary & nor entertaining.
Joe Black
05-17-2006, 12:09 AM
Traffic would have to be the worst movie i've ever seen. it was just a bunch of people discussing the reprocussions of drug use (or something like that...) I was asleep in the first 30 minutes... didn't stand a chance.
Allicat
05-17-2006, 04:13 AM
CatWoman biggest waste of my sister's money, and my life i'll never get that time back...never...
Lolable
05-17-2006, 07:39 AM
britney spears movie*forgot the name*
dark water
HackEye
05-17-2006, 07:48 AM
Napoleon Dynamite, I watch about 9 times feel like killing my self if I have to watch it again but I would say it's a funny movie
Usagi-
05-17-2006, 05:33 PM
...Chicken Little wasn't all that good...
YuRiPaWings
05-20-2006, 04:12 AM
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo was the worst movie I've ever seen. If I ever come accross someone who actually likes that garbage, I'd kill them in an instant for someone with such disgraceful taste does not deserve to be alive . . . *sigh* . . . it feels good to let that go.
AmenoKitarou
05-23-2006, 02:01 PM
Master of Disguise.....it was so extremely stupid...
Mercurius
05-23-2006, 04:19 PM
kill Bill....I hated it then and I still hate it....
Caesar
05-25-2006, 10:24 PM
...Chicken Little wasn't all that good...
i cant agree more with you! it was a 1h waste of my life!
and the worst comedy ever was the Double Zero(french but dubbed) it was just STUPID!
riamu
05-25-2006, 10:41 PM
into the blue, by god did that movie suck!
Byakuya7
05-26-2006, 02:43 AM
Behind enemy lines..I hate that movie so much.
aaabbbxxx
05-26-2006, 05:14 AM
the worst of em all ive ever seen
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006IIPIK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
eton_dap
05-26-2006, 06:12 AM
mulan II. XDD
i doubt very many people have even seen it, but it was embarassing in its suckiness.
Elelith
05-26-2006, 05:29 PM
kill Bill....I hated it then and I still hate it....
What was wrong with Kill Bill?!?! Watched Oceans 11 the other day, man that sucked!!! I mean for the cast, you'd think it would have a decent plot, but no!
Princess Gheyfu
05-27-2006, 01:11 AM
the worst of em all ive ever seen
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006IIPIK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
lol Thats the truth! :p
That movie was SOOO horrible >.<
the worst of em all ive ever seen
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006IIPIK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
omg yes that movie, really sucks! really stupid movie!
Hakuoro
05-27-2006, 01:21 AM
I cant really remember the name but it was about a group of girls that went into an unexplored cave and ended up mostly all of them dying but then one got away and then it turns out she was just dreaming and she was still in the cave and thats how it ends. Really bad movie.
summer_faerie
05-27-2006, 04:32 AM
Master of Disguise.....it was so extremely stupid...
Most defently the most stupid moive around! It can go and be buried along with Harvey or what ever that new moive about the car and Linsdey Lohan was called.
Elelith
05-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Herbie. The original film was great, it was made at the time when films could be that bad. But the remake was appauling. Like when they remade Dukes of Hazzard (why!!!)
moppiz
05-27-2006, 10:08 PM
Domino . it doesnt go anywhere and nothing happens in it. really bad
Elelith
05-27-2006, 10:14 PM
God, I never saw that, it looked too awful.
There was this horror film, that went NOWHERE! Not even scary, and I'm scared of everything. Absolute rubbish, can't even remember the name.
Miyagi Rikku
05-27-2006, 10:43 PM
Open water is very awful. I fell asleep. It was just so terrible it made no sense.
saycheese
05-28-2006, 12:02 AM
spanglish ftl.
Novoxis
05-28-2006, 12:59 AM
Catwoman.
Oh my f*****g God, it was absolute s**t and nothing shall ever redeem it.
adorkable
05-28-2006, 01:54 AM
Hmm... I have so many on my worst films list... But on the top of my head... Just Married.
I saw the preview of the movie and thought it was funny, so I went to Video Ezy and rented it out... Watched it and WTF WAS THAT? God it was so... boring... and not funny at all... I hate it when in the trailer or previews they only take the what-looks-like funny parts from the movie. *sigh*
Angel_shikigami
05-28-2006, 04:59 AM
Those damn starwars movies. The first one sucked, why make more.
Winter-war
05-28-2006, 06:22 AM
i couldn't stand the scream movies, they were way to predictable
mrmyz
05-28-2006, 01:43 PM
this movie we got for like 2 dollars at some goth club. the movie was called goth and oh ****ing MAN did that movie suck
MatsumotoRangiku
05-30-2006, 01:08 AM
For some odd reason I hated Bring it on which was a movie about a few cheerleaders and dicided to not buy it or rent it.
Ultra Viloet the only fun part about that movie was having a woman who brought her 10 year old to it tell me and my friends to stop laughing at the wrong parts.
She got so mad, and we just told her to lighten up since it was so bad we had to laugh.
blueice760
05-30-2006, 02:21 AM
Aeon Flux was pretty bad to me
summer_faerie
05-30-2006, 06:06 AM
For some odd reason I hated Bring it on which was a movie about a few cheerleaders and dicided to not buy it or rent it.
I agree, it was really tupid in my opinon
Irritating_Monkey
05-30-2006, 09:35 AM
The worst film I've ever saw was robocop...
Winter-war
05-30-2006, 10:53 AM
robocop was knida alright when is lil, but now...no
Masquerade Ultima
06-02-2006, 04:22 AM
the Blair Witch Project. I saw it when I was a kid and thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever seen. All it was, was a whole bunch of kids in the woods saying F**k through the whole damn thing.
emmasu
06-02-2006, 04:23 AM
for me it was " the davinci code", do you that i slept the whole time
Adinaonar
06-02-2006, 04:43 AM
Any and All Stephen Segal Movies. They are all the same damn thing.
However the most recent Crappy movie i have seen was X3
emmasu
06-02-2006, 04:48 AM
Any and All Stephen Segal Movies. They are all the same damn thing.
However the most recent Crappy movie i have seen was X3
i totally agree with you
Nitro
06-05-2006, 03:25 AM
Worst Film ever, huh?
This has been quite a debate for Nitro for so long, and the more movies he sees, the larger the list and debating grows D:
okay, let's see, we've got..
-28 Days Later. (crotch shot, grocery shopping, zombiethings killing people. Funfun! :D)
-The Village. (This one's pretty Self-explanatory.)
-Most horror movies, since I don't feel like listing all of them, but the first two were so bad that they needed their own mention.
-Any Video Game Adaptation movie (Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat Ahnilation and Resident Evil Apocolypse being at the top of this list)
-The Spider-man Movies.
-VAN HELSING. (D: I wanted to cry at how bad this movie was.)
-Waiting.
-All of those goddamn movie remakes of other movies and old TV Shows (Dukes of Hazzard, Bewitched, etc.)
-Burglar (Come on, Whoopi Goldberg and Bobcat Goldthwait? 'Tis recipe for movie horror!)
-Shazam. (Who can forget Shaq as a genie!? :D"
-Batman and Robin. (This needs no explanation.)
-The Chronicals of Riddick, Fast and the Furious, XXX, anything with Vin Diesel in it.
-Aeon Flux. (D: )
-The Bare Wench Project and Emanuelle in Space. (WORST PORNOS EVER. Gotta love Skinemax.)
-All of those fake gangsta movies with low calibur rappers in them, like Blazin' with Fat Joe and Bulletproof with 50 Cent
-Garfield The Movie. (The Black Eyed Peas have cast their evil voodoo magic on Jim Davis, resulting in this piece of crap.)
..and okay, I'll be at it all night if i don't stop, but anyway, there's just a handful of Nitro's hate list D:
Azalea
06-05-2006, 05:32 AM
Lately? - Ultraviolet - the same old futuristic fighting thingy
Rising Phoenix
06-05-2006, 08:40 PM
Dungeons and Dragons 2... Just lame... Actors who don't know how to act and effects that you see on your ness...
Ryuujin Massatsu
06-05-2006, 08:50 PM
2 Fast 2 Furious... I can't believe they are making a 3rd..
Nemesis0521
06-06-2006, 01:21 AM
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. My dad rented it and I wanted to die.
mrmyz
06-06-2006, 09:59 AM
i take back my previous statement and replace it with united 93. it had to be the shittiest movie to ever make it to a movie theatre
Nitro
06-07-2006, 04:33 AM
Dungeons and Dragons 2... Just lame... Actors who don't know how to act and effects that you see on your ness...
LOL. There was actually a SEQUEL to that!?
That's where you know they're going too far with the movie sequels thing.
Chrono Detector
07-04-2006, 02:42 PM
Did I mention Very Bad Things? Now that was a boring movie. Not even funny at all.
Hinamori-Chan
07-06-2006, 01:06 PM
White Noise, The Village, and Napolian Dynamite.
Gahh, they sucked so hard. >.>
Napolian Dynamite was really dumb and over rated.
Nacho Libre was pretty close to my suck list.
Some parts were funny, but it was just really stupid in general.
Kurai-chan
07-07-2006, 11:16 AM
Underworld 2: Evolution. the film should have been a lot better than the first one because it's entitled Evolution but it seems like it wasn't THAT prepared. it's also boring to watch!
Buuhan1
07-07-2006, 01:01 PM
Any movie done by Lindsey Lohan.
frouella
07-07-2006, 11:24 PM
That one movie where the kids go to that island for a rave and wind up getting eaten by zombies...it was sooo bad I've blocked the name from my memory.
Exodus
07-09-2006, 03:04 PM
I hated Catwoman and the Hulk.
war of the worlds (made in 1955)
Vampyrelord
07-09-2006, 03:36 PM
For me it would be....Shark Tale (yes, I actually watched it! The shame!)...I saw another really crap one about the French musketeers...
XD that sux balls Vampyre haha I have another one I think thats Crappier then the one above X-Men the last stand XD
kaede822
07-09-2006, 04:46 PM
some old film...crap! i forgot the name.... well, they were white people acting as ninjas and they were wearing white with capes and everything...and running across the woods in daylight... and it was funny stuff..well, for me at least...because it was soo lame...
Deathscyth Hell
07-09-2006, 08:19 PM
A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: Freadys dead, the final Nightmare.
Man, whatever happend to the sinister freaddy kuregar I knew and loved? This movie was way to silly and cartoony. Fortunatly Wes Cravens New Nightmare braught back the sinister fready kruegar that was desplayed in the origional film.
chiking1
07-12-2006, 05:14 AM
Exorcism of Emily Rose... its supposed to be scary but me and my friends were laughing our a** off because it was soooooo stupid
cloudroth2010
07-12-2006, 05:31 AM
it would have to be superman 3 i saw the new one so decided to seethe old one would NOT recomend it
fullmetalG
07-12-2006, 05:51 AM
the Ring 2 sucks ring time!it was really boring.
MazdaRxEight
07-12-2006, 08:13 AM
Some zombie movie where a bunch of people goes into a mall and stuff... i sat through the movie and occasionally laughed when my friend started laugh when the movie showed a close up of a zombie screaming....
nikuwadoko
07-12-2006, 08:13 AM
the thin red line, gosford park
Chrono Detector
07-12-2006, 08:22 AM
Some zombie movie where a bunch of people goes into a mall and stuff... i sat through the movie and occasionally laughed when my friend started laugh when the movie showed a close up of a zombie screaming....
Isn't that "The Dawn Of The Dead"? If you were referring to that movie, I didn't like it too much as well.
Osoheil
07-12-2006, 07:39 PM
Any Pride and Prejudice movie ever made. Why have all the girls I have ever dated loved them? Every time I start watching them they put me to sleep or I get a headache from boredom. Pride and Prejudice movies are the only movies that could ever do that to me.
ashiin
07-13-2006, 12:58 AM
The Village, that was like one of the movies that made me go WTF in the end. Not to spoil it for anyone that haven't seen it yet, but i thought it was going to be a scary movie, all my friends thought it would be. But when we watched it... Well turned out it was different, and very "wtf-ish".
Silhouette
07-14-2006, 10:18 PM
Worst films I ever saw? Got to be the Blair Witch movies..
Asthrun_Itiji416
07-15-2006, 04:58 AM
Matrix Reloaded and chucky they made no sense
dragoneyes001
07-15-2006, 07:52 AM
attack of the killer tomatoes.
Chouji
07-15-2006, 09:26 AM
Date Movie that movie was so rediculously stupid i could hardly watch the whole thing if you were ever thinking about watching it DONT!
SilverD
07-17-2006, 03:25 PM
I once watched this movie (didn't catch the start) about gigantic killer CATFISH. Now tell me that's not stupid.
Reebi
07-17-2006, 03:31 PM
A movie that a lot of you may not have ever heard of before...
It's called... The Matrix Revolutions. What a horrible piece of garbage. They should remake it, and number two, and do something they had trouble with: make them good. Revolutions sucked more than Reloaded, though. So it needs a remedy first.
Date Movie was pretty bad too, same with every Steven Seagal movie, if I spelled his name wrong I apologize. But I could care less either way. :p:
BTW: SilverD, that concept sounds like something from a Stephen King book that came out towards his retirement. How long of a movie was it?
date movie,it wasnt even funny
Sosai Wakasaki
07-17-2006, 09:59 PM
date movie
Nicole
07-18-2006, 04:21 AM
Easily anything produced/directed by Uwe Bolle.
bastett
07-18-2006, 05:42 AM
Posieden Adventure, the latest version stunk pretty bad. That was a movie my mother and I watched alot when I was young and we were really dissapointed with the new version.
I'd also have to say Orca. Yeah, I watched it when I was very young... and helplessly bored from being ignored by my father at the age of 8. Gah! That film was soooo bad.
Sound of Music is the worst movie I've ever seen. I had to watch it in music class at school
Azalea
07-19-2006, 05:05 AM
When Ants Attack!
- just another B-movie about ants getting large and terrorizing people T_T
bleachyboy
07-19-2006, 10:10 AM
the top of the worst movies list is:......street fighter and super mario brs.those are the wort game to film transitions ever.
SilverD
07-19-2006, 03:35 PM
A movie that a lot of you may not have ever heard of before...
It's called... The Matrix Revolutions. What a horrible piece of garbage. They should remake it, and number two, and do something they had trouble with: make them good. Revolutions sucked more than Reloaded, though. So it needs a remedy first.
Date Movie was pretty bad too, same with every Steven Seagal movie, if I spelled his name wrong I apologize. But I could care less either way. :p:
BTW: SilverD, that concept sounds like something from a Stephen King book that came out towards his retirement. How long of a movie was it?
Not like any Stephen King book I ever heard of. I'd estimate it was about an hour and a half. It was extremely bad. Basically one of those "monster movies" where people just get killed off one after another.
There was another bad movie I saw once. It started out as like a "making the band" spoof then when the finalists got to the island, they find out that the boy band they're joining are actually undead guys who eat their groupies. The make-up? They "tore off" their faces and underneath it was... their faces painted silver =p THAT was the worst movie I've ever seen. Jeeeeez.
opticlink
07-19-2006, 04:29 PM
The blair witch project was an abomination to the film industry.
Kesumi
07-19-2006, 06:56 PM
Catwoman.....Damn....that movies Sucked alot >.<
Baka_x3
07-19-2006, 07:35 PM
i soooo agree.
Askand
07-25-2006, 01:37 AM
To be honest there's been a couple of movies but the most that made my biggest impression are House of the Dead (If you put the same loading of the game between scenes in the movies something happened very worng there) and The Relic (my friends and I used to say it was the comedy of the year).Wanna kill time just watch it.
:headbang: :redbiggri
Cryptic Death
07-26-2006, 03:57 PM
There are ALOT of horrible movies but the ones that i can remember are Catwoman and my biggest dissapointment of this year Bloodrayne, what a piece of SH@T....and i was such a fan of the video games
im4realez
07-27-2006, 08:25 PM
Street Fighter and Super Mario Bros, sucked so bad, all the gamers cried on how it sucked so much
aggron
07-27-2006, 08:34 PM
Worst movies... Hmmm
DareDevil and Queen of the Damned
Argh hated those so much... So bad
dragoneyes001
07-28-2006, 01:22 AM
friday the 13th (you can add number here they all sucked)
1stkuchichigo...(Bankai)
07-28-2006, 01:34 AM
the benchwarmers was weak man
Gyousei-Sama
07-28-2006, 01:40 AM
Scary Movie 4... OMG I hated the series now after that one...:whatevah:
Hitsugaya Tōshirō
07-28-2006, 02:09 AM
I hated that one movie called AI: Artificial Inteligence. I think the story was a little weak and the ending was kinda lame.
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