Poem Thread

[ramenkage]

rules: post a line that rhymes with the line of the previous post

i took a right turn

[Malicious insomniac]

into a big fern

[ramenkage]

it was then that i
realized why

my car didnt run

(my bad you post 2 lines, one that rhymes with the line above, and one so that the next person can post)

[Destiny]

and baked a bunch of pies

when suddenly i saw a bird


*makes no sense o_o sounds like areal poem now!**

[ramenkage]

that dropped a load of turd

white, green and yellow

[Destiny]

i screamed and grabbed a fellow

i threw him in front of the falling poo

[ramenkage]

and laffed as he flew

spattered on him like an orange

(i ended it, nothin rhymes with orange, lets start a love poem since its gettin awefully close to vday)

i sat staring through the glass

[kinonai]

At my ugly lazy ass
Wondering why my lover left me

"Throw me through a window"...maybe I took it to literally?
Who knows these days...

[ramenkage]

with all the gays
maybe i should join them
or sit alone in the dim

like a shineless star at night

[Pipp-ORK]

Or maybe I'll go bite
my grandma's axe.
Because I can.
And I like Apple-turnovers. (Try to find a rhyme for that one! ^__^)

And thus the story of how Happi-Dip the crab got his claws
begins

[ramenkage]

in a land where no body wins

happi-dip the crab was a lonely

[Pipp-ORK]

So Happi-dip robbed the Curdle Milk store
and ate balony
then met a crab named Mimi
but Mimi just wanted Happi-dip's milk
E-gasp!

[ramenkage]

that she had once in the past
now mimi is after happi-dip

[Pipp-ORK]

poor Happi-dip.
He says "Pip! Pip!" Cause crabs can't talk.
He tries to hide the pails and pails
of milk from Mimi.
Mimi is a bad crab.
I hope Mimi dies.
"I hope this isn't an omen", says Mimi.
But it is, so Mimi dies.