Kon FC

[Ikuto]

yes...everyone is right except smallkid

[konakona]

Mhmm... hes just wrong

[재]

can i join? i like kon he is very funny and sometimes cute.

[konakona]

Yesh, he is

Suuuure~ Welcome aboard henzel

Rate the thread 5 and stay active.

:doindadom

[Ikuto]

*does the active dance*

[konakona]

*Does the "Dragon is offline" dance*

[Ikuto]

*does the marine is offline dance*

[SmallKid57]

lol noone noticed i was gone..... o well im back now. ready to have a battle against marine! nice job getting new members... but fascion has been gone for a while now... did she leave us???? lol dragon u tell us did fascion and u divorce or something?

[konakona]

I noticed, but didnt care. :p: And it would seem that Fascion has left CB

;_;

[Ikuto]

she never pmed me...i didnt get a divorce...im fairly sure ;_; she has left CB

[konberry]

so what can we do to make kon popular? Make his presence in Bleach more known (for his" good" qualities of course ^^;;) *does kon ho-down*

[konakona]

*Follows kons example*

[SmallKid57]

lol let us spam the forums by saying. MAY KON BE WITH U! and making a sweet fanfic of kon. like how he's a pimp and a lion at the same time!

[Ikuto]

okay small...for once i find ur idea...semi-good

[SmallKid57]

lol for once? i cant believe u dont like my thousand other ideas about shunsui being a pimp and kon being an ultimate ruler and stuff like that... ur obviously on drugs.

[konakona]

*Slowly slips a dandelion back into pocket*

Yeah, for once, you have a PASSABLE idea.

[SmallKid57]

lol well that's nice.... yay i have an idea! that's actually O.K. by marine/dragon standards.

*takes dandelion from marine's back pocket and starts getting high*

[Ikuto]

*laughs at smallkid doing the high dance*

[bleachday]

can i join? go kon

[SmallKid57]

as coowner of this fc. i use my awesome powers to grant u access to this fc. plz just rate the thread a five and stay active. if u dont the small dragon marines of fashion will hunt u down and kill u.

[Ikuto]

yeah...except i dont think we are of fascion anymore

[bleachday]

i wonder what would happen if they put him in one of thoose giant i mean giant stuffed animals like the one that are like 3 or 4 feet lol

[konakona]

Dragon, are you SURE shes gone?

:/

[Ikuto]

i hate it...and i mean i really hate to say it...but i do think so...she been gone for so long...longer than i was out for my kidney stones...and i was gone for at least 3 weeks

[konakona]

Gotta lay of em salty goods, my friend...

Well... lets keep waitin n see.

[Ikuto]

i hope she didnt pull a ritam

[konakona]

Hope not

Else id have to start caller her an ass as well

:/

[Ikuto]

...and we dont wanna do that FASCION PLEAZ COME BACK TO US

[konberry]

we need a fascion revival unit... RFFK unit!!! (Revive Fascion For Kon unit Xp)
go kon!!!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e105/lollipop_yumy/bleach_58.gif <<< looking for fascion sama:face82:

[konakona]

^ rofl

so much awesomness

[Ikuto]

*begins to cry again* I MISS FASCION!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

yes... i miss fascion too. even though she bullied and abused me. and always made fun of me... the more i think about it the more i miss her! i lack the bulling that i deserve! FASCION COME BACK!!!!!!! I LOVE U! omg i am going to shoot myself...

i hope kon finds her... c'mon kon find the leader of ur fc!

[konakona]

She said shes not gone, she was just bushed with lots o stuff. Shell be back soon n she says thx for worrying bout her

:p

[SmallKid57]

ahh hell... i dont want her to come back. now that i think about it she always bullies me and stuff... arrgh.

[konakona]

^ lmao

what a prick

[Ikuto]

ahh hell... i dont want her to come back. now that i think about it she always bullies me and stuff... arrgh.

*unleashes bankai and brutally kills small* I MISS FASCION!!! YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

[konakona]

lmao

You have unleashed the ****ing fury

[Ikuto]

*searches through smalls remains to see if any part of him is still alive*

[konakona]

*Uses tweezers and picks up his torso*

:P

[FascionViktem5k]

ok i'm back!!! i'm glad i've been missed and not missed at the same time! i updated the first post a while ago but i didn't have enough time to look through what i missed... which is nothing.. since it's all spam... lmao! thanks small it's nice to know you've missed me so much... and thank you for sending Kon to find me! he was very happy when he did..

ok well i'll come back later tonight and see what you guys have been up to so ttyl!!!

[konakona]

*Celebrating Fascions return*

:doindadom

[konberry]

*HARRAH~ *throws kon plushies* ^^

[Ikuto]

OMG!!!!! FASCIONS BACK!!!!!!!!

*hug*

pm me when you get back on fascion

[Winter-war]

kon's so damn funny, so could i join this club

[SmallKid57]

CONGRATS winter war. the greatest co owner of all time is here to give u a welcome and membership to the kon is a pimp fc! rate the thread a 5 and stay active. But be warned... fascion and marine and dragon are the biggest triplets of bullies u'll ever see... i have mental scars from them.

WELCOME BACK FASCION! THANKS FOR COMING BACK! now im gonna go celebrate ur return!!! *puts pistol to head*

[Ikuto]

greatest co-owner?!?!?!!? *pulls the trigger for small since he cant reach the gun*

[FascionViktem5k]

*HARRAH~ *throws kon plushies* ^^

are those being thrown at me or for me?

small i promise not to bully you anymore... maybe a lil bit here and there but mostly not..

welcome new member! rate us 5 stars or die!!!!

yay i'm back... now what do we talk about?

[Winter-war]

thank u very much, im quite honored to be apart of this club

[SmallKid57]

good winterwar. and now its a tradition to pick which co owner u'll love most in this fc. ur choices are me (the coolest one), marine (the bully and ugly soldier) and there's dragon (who's married to fascion).

choose wisely... or i will kill u! jk u dont have to choose, b/c if we did do this tradition everyone would obviously choose me.

anyways, as a ignitiation to ur membership we will all say a word of greetings.
may the kon be with u!

[Ikuto]

jackass*points at small* it's initiation...ur words base word is ignite which makes it sound like we will light him on fire...so in theory...ur the one scarin off our members...

[SmallKid57]

lol shutup dragon. just b/c im not married doesn't mean u have the rite to insult me!!! U NO WUT! im gonna marry marine. HA! so u cant brag about having fascion anymore! SUCKER!

huh...? wut do u mean marine's a guy... wtf????

and im not scaring away members. im drawing them towards us.

[Ikuto]

lol shutup dragon. just b/c im not married doesn't mean u have the rite to insult me!!! U NO WUT! im gonna marry marine. HA! so u cant brag about having fascion anymore! SUCKER!
huh...? wut do u mean marine's a guy... wtf????
and im not scaring away members. im drawing them towards us.

i seriously cannot stop laughing at that

[SmallKid57]

wait. im really confused. marine is a guy rite??? or is she a she... lol hmm if she is a she... then i could cyber marry her... even though we hate eachother! and then we could rival ur relationship with fascion! HA DRAGON BEAT THAT! small x marine pairing is coming ur way! SUCKER! EAT THAT FASCION! EAT THAT DRAGON! EAT THAT EVERYBODY! MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

well thats only if marine is a grl...

[Ikuto]

marine=guy

marine=married to HC

[SmallKid57]

marine's married to HC? whose hc??? that better not be hinamori chan cause im married to hinamori! i'll kill marine and never forgive him!!! lol darnit i need a wife to rival dragon so he wont make fun of me anymore... i no...

Hello Mrs. wife
:biggrinlo <--- Wife : hello smallkid57!!! we're a better couple than dragon and fascion, lets get married!
YAY!
:biggrinlo : SUCKER! EAT THAT DRAGON! EAT THAT FASCION!

[FascionViktem5k]

yes small.. hc=hinamori chan.. he married her in the marriage thread a very long time ago... sadly.. but true.. and he's a he! we've been through this like fifteen times already!!! *sigh*

welcome winter! don't pick a favorite.. only kon is your favorite.. don't trust small.. he's trying to trick you!!!!

small why you tryin to trick my members? oh excuse me.. Kon's members!! huh?!?! how could you?!?!? *sobs*

[Ikuto]

*comforts fascion and yells at small for makin her cry*

[konakona]

lmao @ how slow small is...

and yesh, I r married to Hc... been married for like... long time

:/

Whereve you been?

[Ikuto]

lmao @ how slow small is...
and yesh, I r married to Hc... been married for like... long time
:/
Whereve you been?

marine be considerate you know he cant see over that wall

[SmallKid57]

...........................................................................

im fed up!!! DRAGON MAKES FUN OF ME! FASCION SAYS I MAKE HER CRY WHEN SHE BULLIES ME EVERYDAY! MARINE ABUSES ME! AND ALL OF YOU HATE ME!!! AND MARINE STOLE HINAMORI FROM ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*crys**sobs**sniffs**crys more**sobs more*

*walks away from kon fc*

[Ikuto]

*runs off to comfort small*

[SmallKid57]

*attempts to kill dragon* I DONT NEED U ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!1 *runs away faster*

[FascionViktem5k]

*runs after small* NO WAIT WE WERE JUST KIDDING!!!! .... haha? great joke right?!?! c'mon small!!! we love you... it's not our fault your small... it's like fat ppl... they have to expect us to make fun of them when they're fat... so since your small you have to expect us to joke around about that! c'mon! come back!!

and besides... all you had to do was go to the marriage thread or just look at hinamori chan's sig and you would've seen they were married... then again no one looks at sigs anymore... *sigh*

thanks for comforting me dragon! but we should all join together and comfort small! you too marine!!! do it! be a man!!!

[konberry]

lol oh come back small!!! don't you know the saying? "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?" take heart, young man, and be a k.o.n. = King of Never-give-up-like-kon-and-of-the-misunderstood!!! XD

*hugs small* *noogies~*

[Ikuto]

lol oh come back small!!! don't you know the saying? "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?" take heart, young man, and be a k.o.n. = King of Never-give-up-like-kon-and-of-the-misunderstood!!! XD
*hugs small* *noogies~*

hurrraaaaaayyyyy for inspiration!!!!!

@fascion: i look at siggies all the time....i see them as a reflection of ones personality

marine should be nice and help us

[FascionViktem5k]

i like the k.o.n that konberry came up with... that should be in one of our sigs... totally

[Ikuto]

i say we should put it in smalls...he needs the inspiration

RANGIKUS BOOBS!!!!

[konberry]

LOL thanks~.... O,o rangiku boobs LMAO darn wish I had photoshop... someone should put kon's head in hitsuguya's place where rangiku was playing peekaboo with him... BOOB HEAVEN LMAOO

[FascionViktem5k]

oh that would be so awesome... whose photoshop leet and can do this for us? whoever is get's this fc when i leave.. or if i leave...

[konakona]

marine should be nice and help us

Its against my programming

rofl, did kon just say that small is fat?

I have somthin that will make Smallkid happy again

Its rated 18+But im sure some people will look aywaysKuz... people are curiousand dont care for the age rating systemI sure dontbut thats just mejust... make sure no one else is in the roomor just anyone that would CARElike... if you have a sleeping old man in your room...you can open itjust... why do you have a sleeping old man in your room?anyways... the following should not be looked at if you are under the age of 18I dont wanna be the cause of a 8 year old looking at boobsyes, there are boobs at the last spoilerif you havent noticed already im very boredbut.. there are boobs at the end of all this...so dont worrydo you nornally have this much free time?Kuz... i dobut I dunno if anyones gunna read this farI bet theres a horny child thats just clicking through all the spoilers, not reading any of this(Smallkid):p:OKAYHere are the boobsEnjoyBut you shouldnt look unless youre over 18or if you ARE 18thats still okso... heres the boobs...BOOBS (http://www.nvhentai.com/albums/public_bleach/acd.sized.jpg)

[FascionViktem5k]

omg marine that spoiler thing cracked me up! i didn't even care what was at the end of it anymore! how long did it take you to make that thing anyway?!?! lol! i seriously laughed out loud! but the link don't work! lol! like i care! oh... small.. you'll enjoy it!

[konberry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are very very bored!! XP the boobs link is dead, though ~ hahahaha

[SmallKid57]

ok im back. sry i was absent. i was busy studying for tests and stuff... and i still have more this week... so arrgh. i think i mite pull a Ritam on all of you guys and dissappear. could happen. but no matter wut i will remember the ways of kon... and how much u guys abused me...

[FascionViktem5k]

looks like small didn't see marines message... don't pull a ritam! just go away and come back like i did! pull a fascion! be like "i'm gonna pull a ritam.... psych! i just pulled a fascion on you! haha!" ...... yeah.. we'll be like "omg where's small?! *sob*" and then be like "omg! good one!!!"

[Ikuto]

yeah that would be funny

[FascionViktem5k]

i can almost see it happening...

[Ikuto]

i cant...but it would be funny :3

[FascionViktem5k]

well then in that case your special

[Ikuto]

yayz special

[konakona]

Im thinkin of pullin a Ritam, but... Id say gbye. So its more like... a nick/ritam

Mhmm...

n I know the link is dead, thats what makes me laugh.

took me like... 15 mins

lol

[Ikuto]

was it worth it

[konberry]

O.O AHHHH you wasted 15 minutes of my life when i could be doing something worthwhile *life flashes before eyes* ~.~"" hahaha

[FascionViktem5k]

i wanna see that egg hatch... what will come out?!?! and only 15 minutes!?! wow... and don't leave! i came back didn't i?!?! come on!!!

[konakona]

Meh...

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times

:doindadom

Kon rules

[FascionViktem5k]

umm.... what? what is that all about? wtf?!??!?!??!?!? we needs a topic guys!

[konberry]

We doo!! errrr my egg will open on monday... it better not be bread or an eggman!!! X-X I want somthing cool .... like kon!!!! WOOT

[konakona]

ROFL if an egg came out

Mine opens monday too

Yay~

[FascionViktem5k]

oh man! two more days until the eggs hatch! i can't wait! so will you like just have a random picture there when they do hatch? or will it just be text like "you got bread" or something crappy like that...

[Ikuto]

ahh why couldnt it hatch on the 6th...6/6/06...haha!!! but it wouldnt be the beast comin out of it itd be KON!!!!

[FascionViktem5k]

you wanna know why? because a terrible movie is coming out! that's why! they can't make up new movies so their remaking old ones! and not even that.. their doing a crap job at it!!! the omen is supposed to be three movies.. him as a baby, him as a child, and then him grown up... nooooo.... they had to combine movie one and two! this remake of the omen is going to suck so bad! i know it! that's why these eggs should not hatch on that day! because it's bad!!! and i would hate what comes out!!! rar!!!

look shiny!

[Ikuto]

fascion stay here and talk dont leave me im lonely!!!!

[konberry]

I heard the old version of Omen was better!!! =P not a horror fan, but does seem interesting ^^ gah my egg hatched!! and it's... not KON!!! *dies*

[konakona]

*Revives*

I gots a birdie~

The original Omen was such a pwn movie

[SmallKid57]

im lost... something about an egg hatching... and something of this movie... and then something else about marine being a psychopath... sigh... maybe kon has the worst followers in the world...

[konberry]

^ROFL sorry we confused you!

on my sig and marine's sig and other people's sig are little critters that say "Hatched on June 5, 2006". That came from an egg =3 We were all hyped up and when the date rolled by and started hallucinating kon-faces appearing in the eggs. But alas, these blasphemies of our beloved kon appeared and we have to stick with what we have ;-;

as for psychopath... we discussed how all the eggs were to hatch on the fifth instead of the sixth, cuz it's 6/6/06 and that's not a good day >=/ so.... that led to the movie coming out on that day (the omen) and so on so forth...

want a crumpet?

[FascionViktem5k]

awww.. i don't see the hatchlings! they're still eggs to me! *cries*
and yes.. the original version is supposed to pawn... a lot... and yeah... nice... bye

[SmallKid57]

im even more confused... so u guys hallucinated the omen. and saw kon's face...

[Ikuto]

no omen= movie released today

hallucinations= marine+dandelions

and Kon=Pwnage

[SmallKid57]

i understand the kon = pwnage...

[konakona]

Bah... Its the 7th and the world isnt over...

;_;

I had such high hopes... only to have them CRUSHED

Now ill have to take smallkid back to the torture chamber so I can start feelin better

[Evanesque]

kon fc??...OoO...can i join?

[FascionViktem5k]

welcome Evanesque! and i like your avi!

and i had high hopes too Marine.. but you should know better.. it's not 6.6.06... it's 06.06.2006.... there's a two in there! c'mon! even i knew that! the two ruins it all!!!!

and i see the hatchlings now!!! yay!

and small...
Omen= bad remake of a good movie.... that just came out yesterday

hallucinations=marine and the dandelions... cut that out marine...

and yes... Kon= pwnage

[Ikuto]

Yesh!!! New Member And Pwnage!!!!!

[konakona]

PSH, Fascion. Youre just JEALOUS cuz you want some o teh dandelions.

Ill share with you next time.

[SmallKid57]

can i have dandelions too... i used to eat flowers... but my friends said that its bad for you... roses taste the best... except its really thorny... and tulips are good too, but they're kinda bland... dandelions are juuuuuust rite.

[Ikuto]

i picked you some dandelions...but i eated 'em :(

[konakona]

Its the thought that counts

[Ikuto]

Marine Get On Im!!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

dandelions... are yellow... like the sun. everything becomes really blurry when i eat dandelions...

[Ikuto]

wow...didnt know that

[SmallKid57]

i think its called getting high... but then again it could also mean getting so drunk you're puking... i hate puking...

[FascionViktem5k]

you don't have to puke if you have food in your stomach.. if you don't and drink like a baffoon.. then yes.. you will puke..

and dragon... it really is the thought that counts.. thank you for trying... and eating them!!!! a-hole!!!! i want a divorce! how could you?!?! *sobs*

[Ikuto]

*walks in with a basket full of dandelions and kon* i was lookin for dandelions and i found kon amongst them

[konakona]

*Puts basket of dandelions in the middle o table*

*Lights basket on fire*

*Inhales*

@_@

lol im wondering if i should try smoking a dandelion... but itll prolly end up the same as smoking grass... i mean the real grass... like... on lawns.

[Ryuukishi]

Wow, It's never a dull moment here in the Kon FC huh. Hatching eggs and smoking dandelions sound like fun! Is the Omen really that bad? I was going to watch it with my co-workers cause they thought it looked cool. We might have to find a new movie.
Anybody seen Cars?

[FascionViktem5k]

well actually we don't REALLY know if omen was that bad... we're just against remakes of good movies... i mean.. if you don't have an idea for a movie.. then don't make one... why remake one? ... and cars looks so cute!!! i wanna see it.. but instead i'm gonna go see X3 tomorow... oh yeah!!! what?!?! i pwn you all!!!!!

and marine... we know wat you mean... weed.. wat?

[SmallKid57]

im sry fascion... but i dont find cars cute... i think you've been smoking too much of the dandelions dragon gave you...

[FascionViktem5k]

no you dimwit.... the movie cars... you know.. the new movie coming out... called cars... animated... jeez talk about being behind the times...

[konakona]

rofl

Yeh, Cars does seem cute, but so does like... all Pixar movies

:p:

[FascionViktem5k]

because Pixar is meant for kiddies.. and we all want to be kiddies again... and besides... wats wrong with cute movies? on my 15 birthday i had all my friends go see Lilo & Stitch... in the movie theater! 20 teenagers seeing a kiddie movie... yes the ticket sales person was a little baffled.. but she handled herself very well... and we all loved stitch!!! hooray for cute movies! hooray!!!

[konakona]

Horray~

Pixar pwns, n I went to go see over the hedge, which is also cute and pwnage. yay~

[Ikuto]

its my brothers b-day today so im gonna take him to see it

[Ryuukishi]

Just got back from seeing Cars and I thought it was a great movie. True that its a cute and fuzzy kind of movie but like all Pixar movies you have to be a little older and a little more pop culture savvy to enjoy the inside jokes. I didn't even notice that it was two hours long.

The short at the beginning was funny too. I wonder if Pixar could do a short with Kon and make him all CGI cool too.

[SmallKid57]

fascion... i know you're talking about the movie cars. i was saying those cars look pretty gay.. or brokeback. whatever you prefer. i mean who the hell thinks animated cars are "cute"

word of advice from smallkid57 today: Cars are not cute...

[konakona]

http://www.excessif.com/imagescrit/carscaptures18.jpg

Cuteness

:p:

[FascionViktem5k]

aww! look! i just wanna huggle the cute car!!! and see someone already saw it! hah! proof! and yeah i never got the inside jokes in movies when i was little.. and now when i watch them i'm like "oh that's wat they meant by "gun in pocket!"" haha...

I JUST SAW X3!!!! I PWN YOU ALL!!!! by the way.. i'm gonna spoil it.. everyone died... the whole world just blew up at the end...

[konakona]

Saw X3 a while ago...

Did you see teh secret scene at the end of the credits?!

:p:

[FascionViktem5k]

crap no!!!!! i don't pwn anymore!!!! now i have to go see it again just for the secret scene... although i left because the floor where i sat was soooo sticky that it made my shoes sticky.. so when i walked out.. i was sticking to the carpet... i did not want to stay there very long.... maybe you could tell me the secret scene? *bows to Marine and his uber pwnage skills*

[konakona]

Mhmm, dats right

Tisnt that important, but there may be a X4

:O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OztawhnYLA&search=X%20men%20credits%20scene

Tis bad quality, and ya might wanna turn up the sound

:p:

[Endess Wings]

Hey people let me join?

[SmallKid57]

as the holiest and foremost greatest co owner of this fc. i grant you entrance to the land of kings and manes... KON STYLE!!! MUUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

warning: when joining this fc, prepare to endure hell by marine, fascion, and dragon.

but you can join.

P.S. i say X3 too a while ago... and i saw the ending. DOCTOR X LIVES!!! YEA!!! BOOYAS!

[FascionViktem5k]

ok.. a prequel to X4? that's a little redundant seeing as how this movies title was "The Last Stand" ...... umm... yeah... maybe we shouldn't have named it that guys...

ok welcome to ichi-ichi-tactic, who messaged me and Endess Wings... who actually posted here...

yeah.. hi... welcome.. have a cookie.. have some milk.. rate us 5 stars... AND DIE OF POISON!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

finals... lol kon is helping me study for finals... he's teaching me the way of life...

[Ikuto]

kon = king

[konakona]

Yeah, Kuz Dr.X ORIGINALLY dies of cancer... ooooo, he just comes into contact with somthing that speeds it up n he dies.

[SmallKid57]

i could see kon fetured in the lion king...

[konakona]

I could see you fetured in "Antz"

[SmallKid57]

Xmen... i watched every episode on t.v... and i read every comic book there is of them...
P.S. you know when Dr. X was teaching the students about how you could take control of someone that is mentally dead, but physically alive? that's what he did to come back. and that nurse in his room at the end was the person he used to love.

[FascionViktem5k]

but Dr. X exploded... how can he come back!?! he's in little particles.. like Humpty Dumpty! how?!?! lemme guess.. "all Dr. x men and all Dr.x's horses couldn't put Dr. x back together again.. until a nurse came a long and was like i have no life let me do it!" how!>?!?!?!?! it makes noooo sense!!!! then again it's just a movie... just a movie... just a movie

[Ikuto]

i still laugh every time i see that cow in ur siggy

[FascionViktem5k]

yeah i know.. me too.. but that doesn't answer my question about how dr. x exploded

[konakona]

Kuz... his mind is so pwnage... that even after his BRAIN is still pwnt to a milliion peices... it still lives on... n he took over some vegetables head

o pwn

[Ikuto]

oh...he sploded cuz of that chick that died in the last movie...she killed him

[konakona]

Mhmm

she was all like "OMG I RIP YOU WITH MIND" n he blew up

[SmallKid57]

dr. x can't die... b/c he's so awesome and powerful. sheesh read the comic and you'll no... he can control matter with his mind so putting his particles back together was no problem for him. he just never abuses his power.

[konakona]

Fo shizzle ma brizzle, Marizzle in the Hizzouse!

[Ikuto]

marine...our grammer is bad enough without that

[konakona]

Psh, youre just jealous

[Ikuto]

no im just saying our grammer is bad without you talkin like ur gangsta

[FascionViktem5k]

no marine is right.. we are jealous... and dr. x is so pwnage that i had no idea just how cool he is... omg dr.x pwns... we suck...

[Ikuto]

but theres no way he pwns more than kon

[FascionViktem5k]

oh well yeah..that's just a given... Kon pwns all.. no matter who you are... even dr.x ....

[Ikuto]

*does the Kon Dance*

[SmallKid57]

how could you not know how pwnage dr. x is? i mean he's bald! bald ppl are obviously the greatest ppl in the world... unless they have a mane like kon... all hail kon's mane of power!

[Ikuto]

*hails \(00)/.../(oo)\

[SmallKid57]

nice picture there dragon....

[Ikuto]

thankyuo small

[konakona]

*Imagines Dr.X with a mane*

:/

[Ikuto]

how come Dr X has a bar code on the back of his head in ur siggy???

[SmallKid57]

b/c marine bought him for him to be his slave...

[Ikuto]

marine dont need a slave hes already got u

[FascionViktem5k]

dragon has a point... maybe that's a dr.x robot look alike.. those seem to be in fashion now... aside from the mane of kon...

[Ikuto]

oh i see how it is fascion...you get on long enough to post then leave...how r we supposed to spend time together if u keep doin that...i dont even know y im postin this ur not here to read it

[SmallKid57]

im here to read it dragon... lol maybe MAYBE FASCION IS CHEATING ON YOU!!! as a slave... i must give you my advice which is probably gonna be ignored... KILL FASCION! AND INSTEAD WORSHIP KON!

[konakona]

You people are sick... thats not Dr.X thats Agent 47...

*Whips small*

*Uses him as a human foot stool*

[Sakura]

whoa... this is the first time i've been back in how long and the first thing i see is marine whipping small.... :p: how strange...

[konberry]

*becomes disturbed* ANYWAY here's a kon cookie ^^ *offers*

[Ikuto]

yeah well...thats marine for ya

[Ryuukishi]

*a big cloud of dust approaches and comes to a screeching halt just inside the FC door*

I heard someone was offering Kon cookies here! Can I have one? Do you think I can find a cookie cutter that looks like Kon-sama so I can make my own?

[FascionViktem5k]

hey i have an idea.. lets make our own kon cookie cutters! eh eh!!?!? isn't it a great idea?!?! it so totally is...

and dragon.. i am cheating on you... with my real life boyfriend.. remember him? yeah... sorry.. we never broke up... but he's cool with this whole online marriage thing... just don't expect any money when we divorce...

by the way my b-day is tomorow so don't expect me to be online... cuz i'll be spendin it wit mah baby!

[Ikuto]

happy early birthday fascion!!!

*cries in corner*

[konakona]

lmao

My cookie cutter would pwn your face

:p:

*Conforts Dragon*

[Ikuto]

*still crying but feeling better*

[Ryuukishi]

hey i have an idea.. lets make our own kon cookie cutters! eh eh!!?!? isn't it a great idea?!?! it so totally is...


How would you go about making a cookie cutter?

[konakona]

Cutting sheet metal into a long rectangle and bending it till it looks like kon

[SmallKid57]

PPL ARE COMING BACK TO THE KON FC! HUZZAH FOR KON AND HIS ALMIGHTY POWER!

anyways... my cookiecutter is obviously the best... look.

http://www.herogearstore.com/C-130CC_small.jpg

it makes an airplane... WHICH WILL SOMEDAY BOMB YOUR HOUSE MARINE! FOR WHIPPING AND ABUSING ME! MUUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! HAHHAHAHAHAAH!

[konakona]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1107/fightercookie5oh.jpg

Nuff said

[Ikuto]

small...i hate to break it to ya...but...U JUST GOT PWNED!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

well guess what marine... who cares about your little nuke cookie cutters. b/c

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/ticongeroga/kitten.jpg

[konakona]

Maybe not, but I do, and thats alllll that matters

[SmallKid57]

.......................... i have feelings too!

[konakona]

No you dont

*Nails smalls fingers to floor*

*Kills the kitten*

>_>

*Whips small with the kittens intestines*

[SmallKid57]

that was my favorite kitten... *sob*

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3374/43405tk.jpg

[konakona]

Now its my fav whip >:-P

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5946/11336800665848hu4gt.jpg

[SmallKid57]

watch your back marine. b/c....

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9707/internetsseriousbusiness4jn.jpg

[konakona]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5370/danboorup1144884197123077id.jpg

[SmallKid57]

after monitering marine's computer...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/ticongeroga/noob.jpg

[Ikuto]

small Just Got Pwned Again!!!!

[SmallKid57]

dragon is hurting my feelings!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/Burning_Monkey/Cant_Hear.jpg

[Ikuto]

uuuwwwwwaaaaaahhhh such a cute kitty!!!!!

[konakona]

http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media66542/5/connections.jpg

[SmallKid57]

this shot was taken of MARINE when he was hunting deer with his best friend...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/mainarja/cheneyhunting.jpg

[konakona]

Ths shot was taken after Smallkid rioted in the streets by himself for 26 hours, over having to pay 2 dollars extra for his "Wiggles" Cd. He then proceeded to throw rocks at the Cd store, and the owner was foced to call the authorities.
The police saw only one way to deal with the crazed Wiggles fan;

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8374/ownedgun9dh.jpg

[konberry]

O__O bloodbath... lmaoo that's why in this world, with a marine and a smallkid coexisting, such chaos is created lmao and WWXXX will begin shortly...

[konakona]

Kon;

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9955/stfuandjointheparty1ib.jpg

[FascionViktem5k]

lmao! marine has aweseom pics.. but smalls are so cute!!! i want the "can't hear you" kittay! it's so cute!!!!

i'm sure kon admires your pwnage... i'm sure he'll love it if you kept going... *coughcough*

[SmallKid57]

local officials have found this image of MARINE. for the slower ones.. the giant white polar bear is MARINE.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/peebear.jpg

[konberry]

@marine: DIE you whore!!! you already have the guns with ladies!!! XDD but awwww~ *hugs the three humping each other*

@fascioin: lmao, sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm a girl... so that's wrong @>@""

[FascionViktem5k]

i wasn't talking about you konberry.. i meant kon as in kon.. as in the fc i own... -_-"""" ... awkward.... i know your a girl! right then...

i want that polar bear... and small.. you didn't just insult marine.. you just complimented him... i'm sure you've realized that... right?

[Ikuto]

really??? so that must be u on the right checkin him out...right small???

[konakona]

Since Small decided to compliment me, ill just throw out a funny pic

:doindadom

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8218/gang2qn.jpg

[Ikuto]

rofl @ ^...nice marine

[konberry]

@fascion: LOL oh. hahahaha FOR KON then~ ^^;;;

@marine: LMAO!!! he can't even hold it in the right position... ~_~"" LOL

[Ikuto]

hi konberry!!!!

[wr80]

let me join kon is hot

[FascionViktem5k]

welcome wr80!!!!

and marine... that's not just any white kid that is one butt ugly white kid! he deserves the dee dee dee award from Carlos Mencia

[wr80]

Yes and i'm gonna edit my Kon Avatar it will be tight.

[SmallKid57]

too bad MARINE doesn't have one of these buttons...

P.S. i apoligize to anyone of this religion... it's a joke.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9798/zvmijmln5gs.jpg

[konakona]

Dun make sense but ok

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4246/kickoffinternetgore9ea.jpg

Al Gore's reaction when he saw one of Small's posts

[SmallKid57]

al gore stinks... RONALD REAGAN FOR THE WIN!

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8875/reagan5ai.gif

[konakona]

Small...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3969/impressfailed2hw.jpg

[wr80]

Reagan>Gore FTW family guy was funny as hell REAGAN SMASH....Reagan sleepy...

[SmallKid57]

see, wr80 knows what im talking about... REAGAN SMASH kills algore...

and for MARINE... too bad this is where your kind of quality of babies come from... china...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7060/norm7e9b45b28ad5aee547c4ee2f6f.jpg

[Ikuto]

^ that scares me

[SmallKid57]

lol yea it did scare me too... but ANYWAYS. hmm we need a topic. unless me and marine are still doing the image battle?

[Ikuto]

nooo keep image battling...it so funny

[LilBoom]

dude wait I LIKE KON TOO put me on the list kons hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

welcome. the best co owner in the world is here to grant you entrance to the most spamfilled fc in club bleach... please rate the thread a five and stay active. because if you don't we will eat you alive.

[Ikuto]

yayz 4 a new member

[FascionViktem5k]

hehehehehehahahahahaMWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! more slaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome LilBoom.... kon loves you as well... worship him and he will grant your wishes 50% of the time... depending on wat mood he is in...

keep up the image battle... it makes us gain members...

[Ikuto]

...fascion is right!!!!

kon will devour u if you dont bow down

[Kzimask]

Kon (konpaku), funny adorable stuffed animal who can talk, feel, walk :)
Add me to the list plz, i meen kon is cool.

[Ikuto]

hurrayz 4th o july!!!!!

[FascionViktem5k]

hoorayz! another new member! welcome Kzimask!!! Reagan Smash!!!

[Ikuto]

happy 4th of july fascion*hug*

kon is teh pwnage

[SmallKid57]

kon... i saw a plushie on sale of him in like a store when i was in virginia for vacation! I BOUGHT IT AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. i sleep with it everyday... not sleep like ... dirty sleep, i mean just teddy bear sleep you perverted fools.

[hellrockz]

i wanna join

[Ikuto]

kon... i saw a plushie on sale of him in like a store when i was in virginia for vacation! I BOUGHT IT AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. i sleep with it everyday... not sleep like ... dirty sleep, i mean just teddy bear sleep you perverted fools.

...thats scary

[SmallKid57]

i said i DONT sleep with him. like it's a teddy bear... how's that scary? i mean your name is dragon, dragon's are scary.

[Ikuto]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f311/Dragon8/dragontyrant_anim.gif
rar

[SmallKid57]

don't make me take a picture war against you dragon... cause i have more than 20 legions of images at my hand...

[Ikuto]

all i have is my legion of monsters from TAO

[konberry]

I wonder if japan would ever open a bleachland ==~ have like a kon playland where all his newest fashions are on display and replays of his herioc moments with the karakura heros and kon FIREWORKS!!! who'd want to miss that?? ~<3

[Ikuto]

i wouldnt miss it

[hellrockz]

i wanna join pls

[FascionViktem5k]

welcome hellrockz... don't mind them .. .their all crazy....

and it should be called KonLand.. because kon is teh pwnage..

[SmallKid57]

should be named SmallKidLand.... it'd be popular.... definitely.... yup.... everyone would go... i'm just lying to myself aren't i?

[nikuwadoko]

May I join? Bleach wouldn't be Bleach without Kon. He's too awesome. "Neeeeee-chan!"

[Ikuto]

terrorists would target it if it were smallkidland

[SmallKid57]

lol fine... no smallkidland...

yes you can join this fc b/c i allow you to.

[Ikuto]

no...kon has allowed it

[nikuwadoko]

*bows to Kon*

[SmallKid57]

yes all bow to kon...

we need a topic. and where's marine!

[nikuwadoko]

what would happen if Ichigo accidentally dropped Kon in a bookstore?

[konakona]

where's marine!
*Raises hand*

[Kenta]

kon... i saw a plushie on sale of him in like a store when i was in virginia for vacation! I BOUGHT IT AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. i sleep with it everyday... not sleep like ... dirty sleep, i mean just teddy bear sleep you perverted fools.
Actually Kon chooses who he sleeps with. You don't sleep with Kon, he sleeps with you. Yes, there is a difference. :LOL:

[SmallKid57]

i'm a guy... so kon won't like... you know look at me right? he's not gay is he??? cause he's like always looking at me! IS HE GOING TO RAPE ME???

[l'irrépressible]

KON IS GREAT!!!!!!!! Rukia is flat chested but he still loves her. KON IS MY HERO! GO KON!!!!!!!

[SmallKid57]

KON IS GREAT!!!!!!!! Rukia is flat chested but he still loves her. KON IS MY HERO! GO KON!!!!!!!

T_T you are a true believer of kon! please take this membership to this fanclub and may kon be with you! also rate the thread a five.

[l'irrépressible]

OMG I GOT A KON MEMBERSHIP!!!! ;__; tears of happiness........ thread rated 5!!!!