Pokemon...spawn of Satan?

[kinonai]

http://www.latter-rain.org/pokemon.htm
http://www.carm.org/features/pokemon.htm
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

:LOL:

My mom has thought this for a long time too...sheesh...crazy...

The second one says: "One observer of children playing the game said the children would afterwards mimic the game by summoning the Pokemon to attack others. This is occultic." No, dumbass...it's not occultic. It's called a child with an imagination...gasp. It says that they summoned the pokemon...so...did they actually see a pokemon pop up? If they did, they need to see a 'special' doctor...

[Naruto82]

hahaha

also it causes cancer :p: :p:


RUMOR #9: Pokémon causes cancer.

Source: The Website (http://www.mskcc.org/mskcc/html/54387.cfm) for the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.

The official story: Curiously, Nintendo's reps were all out of the office on Friday. (Suffering from Pikachu poisoning, perhaps?)

What we heard: Few things provoke as severe a love-hate reaction as Pokémon games. That said, even the most rabid Pikachu-basher wouldn't accuse the franchise of being carcinogenic (though the TV show based on the games was accused of causing seizures). However, in the purest technical sense, "Pokemon" does cause cancer. That's because "Pokemon" is also the name of a cancer-causing gene that was recently discovered. In a study published in the January 20 issue of Nature, researchers at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer outline how they isolated the POK Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor--or POKEMON, for short. What's next? A leukemia gene called Dragon Ball Z? A terminal case of Yu-Gi-Oh! Syndrome?

Bogus or not bogus?: Not bogus, but totally hilarious.

[Jinchuu]

People have gone crazy. Oh Jesus help us.

[sasquatchnaruto]

you have got to be kidding me...cancer? that is insanity right there....

[Jester Of Kool-Aid]

- -; ****ing stupid christians I MEEEAAANN XD

[Koopsta Knicca]

Cancer... WTF!! next they are going to be saying that Anime causes brain damage or something... its just a pathetic atempt to get attention...

[mgviperman]

Cancer... WTF!! next they are going to be saying that Anime causes brain damage or something... its just a pathetic atempt to get attention...
no...clowns cause brain damage :rolleye09

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
ahahhaha i never liked pokemon anyway

[Koopsta Knicca]

I use to like Pokemon and I've seen all the movies... but I lost interest in it cause there was too damn many of them coming out lol... the games are fun but other then that I'm stayin away from it all lol....

[Jinchuu]

*lol* I have watched the movies and some episodes but I let pokemon go just because of the exact reason you mentioned, I could not keep up with their numbers growing all the time whew.

[Ronin]

I watched a few episodes, but it didn't really float my boat when I was like 11. I used to be the one who would pick on the kids playing pokemon.

[Jedimuse]

i remember giving sunday school classes and the kids would be talking on and on about it. i actually had to dedicate at least 5 minutes of class to pokemon and digimon. sadly but true i even learned all original 150pokemons, their evolution and powers. :sad:

[Ronin]

AHAHAHAHA how shameful...

[Jedimuse]

AHAHAHAHA how shameful...

I know, it has scarred me for life. Damn u pikachu and all your *****es

[Pipp-ORK]

Oh, my. Next they'll be saying that Bleach will cause their female children to request sex changes, just so that they can name their 'swords'. Get over it, parents. Just because you had a load of fun playing in the mud with sticks and rocks dosen't mean that we have to follow in your foot-steps. ^___^

Pikachu IS indeed evil, though. He has a plan. For with 3 liters of yellow paint and a button, he will dominate the world, along with the help of his minions. Curse you Ash! Die, Misty! WHY must you walk with your eyes closed, Brock!!?!?

[Jedimuse]

u hate them, yet u know their names......
i wonder, do u really hate them or just say u do so people won't pick on u?

[ramenkage]

pokemon rocked
i dunno wat you guys are talking about...

[Sempfy]

Pf, Pokemon > you.

Squirtle > all! :toocool:

[ramenkage]

charmander> squirtle
you know it!

[Pipp-ORK]

In response to Jedimuse- No I hate them. Really, who DOSEN'T know their names??
(That and pokemon was TEH RAVE!! a few years back, so my 4 siblings would skip supper just to watch that show...)

[Sempfy]

charmander> squirtle
you know it!

Pff, don't give me that rot!

Squirtle Squad > Everything.

[rushes off to find a pic of squirtle he can put in his sig]
:doindadom

[ramenkage]

ooo you wanna play like that huh?
*rush off to find a 1337 charmander pic for avatar* XP

[Jedimuse]

ooohhh, so that's the reason for the gay ass avatar. i get it. well it is still gay.