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kimon
01-18-2006, 04:01 AM
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

when i need cheering up i read these chuck norris facts, funny as well, anything

Ren Höek
01-18-2006, 04:08 AM
when i need to cheer up i watch this video LOL

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/

Hitsugaya24
01-18-2006, 04:26 AM
well on the topic of chuck norris, we could turn this into a chuck norris joke thread :D ill start one i guess

in his spare time Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters, by knit i mean kick, and by sweaters i mean babies

and omg Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian." i fukin pissed myself when i read that

Wabisuke
01-18-2006, 05:04 AM
chuck norris can divide by 0

:D

teamninja60
01-18-2006, 05:19 AM
chuck norris knows every single number of mole

Ren Höek
01-18-2006, 05:22 AM
if were going to start joking on chuck norris we need this moved to randomness

shikari
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
the vin disiel facts are better :D

mcgillp2k
01-18-2006, 08:46 PM
i wish conan was on in the uk

rofl walker told me i have aids

conans face and the crowd sums it up

i am in tears of laughter

Photice
01-18-2006, 09:01 PM
I'm not sure if I should be posting this here but...Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.........twice.

Rizuzua
01-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Hahaha....the videogame not having a glitch...so good. I couldn't stop laughing!

CW MoneyBags
01-18-2006, 09:41 PM
*Pulls the big yellow level*

*Kid jumps off shelves...dad lets him fall*

Classic Conan

Wabisuke
01-18-2006, 11:18 PM
the vin disiel facts are better :D

somebody is looking to catch a roundhouse kick to the head

Talimor
01-19-2006, 12:56 AM
Haha, Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... the only problem is that Chuck never cries.. EVER!

_Ink
01-19-2006, 01:05 AM
in the beginning, they thought the toughest armor can defend against nuclear bombs...they were wrong...it went down...
then they call in chuck norris
and guess what.
he divided the bomb by zero.
Lol...what the hell...are all you guys here 4channers?

generalconsensus
01-19-2006, 01:06 AM
chuck norris can divide by 0

:D
dfdfsdfasddfasdfasddfadsfd

shikari
01-19-2006, 02:04 AM
chuck norris ones are very fun but some of vin diseal ones are funnier :D

dark soul slayer
01-19-2006, 02:48 AM
about chuck norris this is the best ever read :biggrinki

ZenthForbias
01-19-2006, 03:09 AM
*Pulls the big yellow level*
*Kid jumps off shelves...dad lets him fall*
Classic Conan

Naw...The one with that Sixth Sense kid saying "It's okay. Walker told me I have AIDs was WAY better