How many times can you...

[Jackolope]

1. Lick your arm in a minute?

2. Do jumping jacks in a minute?

3. (hard one) Take a step in an hour?

Post your results here and compete for the high score!

[Alkarzar]

Well I am sure there is going to be alot of lying so I might as well get it started.

I licked my arm 356 times.

I did 4000 Jumping backs , with weights.

I walked around the world twice ... Forgot to count my steps though.

Anyone wanna oppose me for top score ?

[M_Ghey]

Heh. I did SO much better!!!
I licked my arm 415 times.
I did 12 000 jumping jacks while juggling knives and doing math homework.
I made 12000000000000000000000000000000000 steps in an hour.

[Pipp-ORK]

Oh yeah?

I can lick my arm 4584967479878 times in a minute while sawing my toes off, did 99999994899999 jumping jacks while eating cake and fending off mini-ttoads and Ravens, after jumping from the fire escape and taking 569835963637683763846739467 steps in an hour.

Expect this to be moved to the Randomness section, by the way. Wrong section.

[I fail at life]

I licked my arm so much that my tongue went through my skin and bone.

[M_Ghey]

Oh yeah?

I can lick my arm 4584967479878 times in a minute while sawing my toes off, did 99999994899999 jumping jacks while eating cake and fending off mini-ttoads and Ravens, after jumping from the fire escape and taking 569835963637683763846739467 steps in an hour.

Expect this to be moved to the Randomness section, by the way. Wrong section.
LIAR!!! lol. And yeah, this is so getting moved to randomness.

[Pipp-ORK]

NO. I can PROVE it.

>.>

<.<

LOOK OVER THERE *points*!!

*runs away*

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Where are the mods? :P We're SPAMMING here.

[_Ink]

is anyone here as convinced as I am this thread is nothing but pointless posts of bragging non-existent feats? I mean...this is really more random than i can imagine...

oh well, i licked it once ! and it tasted bad, so i choose not to continue the feat.
and then I did 3 times jumping jacks, while surfing for pr0n on the internets and submitting a wallpaper in Animepaper.net and attempting to eat my chocolate bar...
finally, with one hand on the table, i made two steps and sat my ass in front on the computer while thinking how useless this spam thread is.

[The Enigma]

I can do everything infinity times in one minute.

I WIN

[A2k]

is anyone here as convinced as I am this thread is nothing but pointless posts of bragging non-existent feats? I mean...this is really more random than i can imagine...

finally, with one hand on the table, i made two steps and sat my ass in front on the computer while thinking how useless this spam thread is.
Yes...me.
Thread closed.