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Behind the mask
01-25-2006, 02:33 AM
..Behind the mask and ttoad. Ever since I met the weirdo I have all these missadventures and he follows me around like a pyschotic puppy on crack, speed, meth, and beaver trainquilizers. So I thought I would share some of these stories so you could find out what he's like in living color. I won't use our real names cause that would be weird.
Me:*walking to first period* ttoad must be absent
*screams heard down the hall and I turn my head to the right to see ttoad in his pj-bottoms, a t-shirt barley covered by his messily buttoned overshirt, bedhead with one shoe on the other in his mouth since he hasn't put it on yet, glasses about to fall off his face, and all the while not even missing his headphones. He keeps running until he trips and crashes head first into my locker*
Me: Oversleep again dude *I ask him while he puts his other shoe on*
ttoad: How'd ya guess *sees a hot girl* Hey baby, want go out with me some time?*gets punched across the hall to where he began*
Me: Do you ever learn?
ttoad: Have you seen my report card?
Me: Yeah and I wonder how someone that smart can be such an idiot.
ttoad: It's a talent. Why so grumpy dude, do you need a hug?:redbiggri
Me: Hug me and die.
ttoad: Ever the ray of sunshine, well let's get to class.
to be continued....
tell me what you think and I'll post what happed in class.

Felonious Funk
01-25-2006, 07:34 AM
You look familiar. Have we met before?