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MooL
02-02-2006, 01:13 AM
So, a few days ago, my precious iPod fell from my speaker (which situates itself next to me) onto.. my wooden desk.

I did realize until the next day that it wouldn't boot up--and showed a stupid little !folder.

A few days later (today), I tried booting it up again, but soon, I kept getting sad little iPod icons consecutively. No hope.

I looked up countless websites ranging from iPod services to Toshiba hard drives to help blogs like this:
http://www.notpopular.com/blog/comments.php?blogID=63
which give instructions and directions to replace a broken hard drive (which I had planned on doing to save money [a $250 Apple service charge]). I finally looked through the comments of other iPod owners and saw a popular technique called the "Hold and Slap": meaning to put it on the hold button and giving it a good slap.

I was skeptic, of course. The first time I slapped it, you'd think I was brushing dust off of it. So, then after I worked up my courage, I gave it a good hard slap. Nothing. A second time, this time to the side. Again, nothing.

I kept reading and looking around for cheaper hard drives, all along wondering how I was going to explain to my older brother (who bought it for me for Christmas).

After reading a few more techniques including an extreme "slap" slamming the iPod into a kitchen table a few times, and dropping it hard 3 inches above a hard surface, I got really depressed.

Then, I tried dropping it estimating 3 inches or so (not directly on my wooden desk. After all, how did the damage begin?) on a few papers on my desk--you know, for some cushioning. XD

Once. Nothing. Twice. Nothing. Then I slapped it hardly to the back and the side. It was still booting up. Finally, I kissed it on its little smug LCD screen, coddled it, and even stroked its frame with my nose.

Then I saw the main menu.

I even checked to see if flipping the hold button repeated for 10 times affected it (another technique which restarts your iPod). All my playlists are there, and as far as I can tell all 7 GB of my music is O-K.

I am so livid happy, and I hope to spread on the word!

If you're iPod is "sad", ***** slap it.

Felonious Funk
02-02-2006, 01:16 AM
Congratulations on resurrecting your iPod. That's awesome, man. I love mine, too, so I think I can relate with how you're feeling right now.

moat
02-02-2006, 01:35 AM
i will put this very simply...

IPod's are the gayest thing since gay came to gay town!

_Ink
02-02-2006, 01:48 AM
The russian way: If it aint working right, like the Z'Amerikans, kick (slap) them till they get kickstarted

asian
02-02-2006, 02:02 AM
lol, nice mool-chan
if you can't duct it **** it.
XD

choking
02-02-2006, 02:06 AM
hehe... good for you, and thanks ill remember it well for mine. ^ ^

jodec123
02-02-2006, 03:12 AM
Yea, if my nano ever dies, I'll know what to do XD.

chin
02-02-2006, 03:35 AM
too astounding....=.=|||

Fireaznboy
02-02-2006, 03:46 AM
i find that ipods are gayer than brokeback mountain...

keeeding, geez i have to stop with those gay cowboy jokes :LOL:

but anyway, i failed to ressurect my friends ipod doing the hold button trick.. If i knew applying rage to the ipod would fix it, i think i could have dont it.

Darren337
02-02-2006, 03:52 AM
sorry mool, its nice to see that yoru brother's investment didnt go to waste but... yeah now im even MORE against getting an iFraud.

Tanya
02-02-2006, 05:45 AM
hahaha good one. congratulations MooL with your once-again functioning iPod.

CardboardTubeSamurai
02-02-2006, 10:07 PM
I have the same problem. I will try this.

MooL
02-04-2006, 04:01 AM
sorry mool, its nice to see that your brother's investment didnt go to waste but... yeah now im even MORE against getting an iFraud.
I'm totally serious when I say I loved the damn thing. I mean, a little piece of me died when I saw the !folder and the sad/bad iPod icon.

I love the little *****, and I reccomend buying an iPod. I just thought I'd share a few tips to save yours if it gets a little sick. I know I've dropped mine more than once before this last incident.. =\

CardboardTubeSamurai
02-04-2006, 08:26 PM
I've dropped mine quite a few times... It physically pained me every time it hit the ground. Despite how poorly I take care of it, I still adamantly refuse when someone else wants to use it. Haha.

I fail at life
02-04-2006, 08:37 PM
I recently did the same thing with my neighbours Ipod. It had broken and he asked me fix it. So I threw it up in the air and tried my icesmashing punch (which I use to break the ice in the school fountain). Unfortunatley it... broke into a billion pieces (not unlike a block of ice). He had to buy a new one.

The moral is: If you smack its booty,don't oversmack it.

CardboardTubeSamurai
02-06-2006, 09:31 PM
I must testify. I just tried this, and it does work. I don't recommend it unless your warranty has already expired of course. But for those of us that have had ours a while...Slap the **** out of it. You have my blessing.

BeeCrest
02-06-2006, 11:19 PM
I just got a new ipod, so this might be useful advice.
And thanks for mentioning CardboardTubeSamurai to try this method after the warranty is up.

MooL
02-07-2006, 12:49 AM
The whole point of slaping the hell out of your iPod is that it simply can't get any worse. I mean, if you're to the point where you might as well buy a new one (or replace a hard drive), just beat the shit out of it.

This guy at my school said, "You might have damage the hard drive more!"

Well, good. Because next time it screws up, I'm just going to kick its ass again. XD

I did hear from some comments (more than one person testified) that the iPod works better after its slapped. Something about a "shock treatment".

*~Bankai_Beauty~*
02-07-2006, 02:11 AM
The whole point of slaping the hell out of your iPod is that it simply can't get any worse. I mean, if you're to the point where you might as well buy a new one (or replace a hard drive), just beat the shit out of it.

This guy at my school said, "You might have damage the hard drive more!"

Well, good. Because next time it screws up, I'm just going to kick its ass again. XD

I did hear from some comments (more than one person testified) that the iPod works better after its slapped. Something about a "shock treatment".

that is my theory as well cuz it cant get any worse...

Chobi
02-08-2006, 03:06 PM
haha same thing happened to my iPod. and it went crazy!
like i couldnt connect it to the comp cause the whole comp crashed, couldnt charge it, and the funniest thing was it kept restarting itself after the folder with a ! for 5 days in a row, could do nothing to stop it :P

so i sended a repair service thingy to apple and the sent a box for me to send the iPod in. but the funniest thing was that it started working the day after i sent the repair service :P

2 whole weeks its was like dead and then started working again xD



i really think iPod's are the first AI comps out there, they will rule the world one day >_>