A fanfic

[kumagoro_usagi]

Err...well lets just say I got bored when doing homework. If you like crack fics with Orihime then read. If you don't then go somewhere else.

If you are Undying-kun DO NOT READ.:toocool:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2800372/1/

[Undying]

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I reconsider going "black".
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nah, it wasn't that bad.
*goes black*
now you're dead, usagi.
*kills usagi for writing totally lame fanfics*
other than that, it's not bad, really. Somewhat cracked up though.

[kumagoro_usagi]

I thought you didn't hit girls?

[Undying]

Not on normal mode, dear. Once I'm "black" though... it's sorta like Hollow side - insane and @ss kicking.

[HitsuOri]

I am surprised there are only three reviews?? Guess a lot of people still thnk that Orihime should pair with Ichigo only and no one else......:sad:

What a bothersome thing.

@usagi........there is more than just plain sex in Aizen/Orihime pairing.

[kumagoro_usagi]

@usagi........there is more than just plain sex in Aizen/Orihime pairing.

And that thing will be.....?

[Undying]

IMO - it's pure sickness, and such cruelty from you. You put the poor Orihime into the bed of an evil person. Such cruelty.

[kumagoro_usagi]

It's not cruelty. It's crack-fiction ^_^

[Undying]

Cruel, cruel usagi. And btw, if they do have a realtionship, it'll be more like servant-master one.

[kumagoro_usagi]

Servant-master relationship for Aizen/Orihime? Gosh, stop implanting such devilish ideas into my pure heart :sniffs:

[Undying]

Thou are cruel. and yes it will be servant master.

[kumagoro_usagi]

As in:

Orihime: Aizen-sama!

Kind of servant-master? ;)

[Undying]

No, sex-servant.

[Lan]

[QUOTE=kumagoro_usagi]If you are Undying-kun DO NOT READ.:toocool:
QUOTE]hah
I see undying has got his enemies making fun of him too :)
hah
not bad the fanfic

[Undying]

Usagi's not my enemy. A least I hope she isn't.

[kumagoro_usagi]

No, sex-servant.
You said it not me ;) And of course you aren't my enemy, you are my sempai!!!

[Undying]

Areh? Nani? Sempai...dato? Anyway, it's that kind of master servant. You can't really imagine Aizen-chan to really act like a boy in love, right?

[kumagoro_usagi]

Hell no. Aizen boy-in-love is more elogical than an elequently speaking Zaraki! If anything, he'd be fascinated with her but "love"? Pfft!

[Undying]

Exactly. Sexualy interested - matbe. Love? Oh come on.

[kumagoro_usagi]

I know. That's why I wrote this fanfic...Aizen doesn't love anything or anyone. Aizen/Orihime can only work as angst IMO unless you're the type looking for ruthless smut ;)

[Dradam]

If you're a defender of Orihime then why are you pairing her with someone like Aizen, seriously. Do you hate Orihime that much?

[Undying]

She's doing general crack pairing, she loves it.

[kumagoro_usagi]

I don't hate Orihime. I just love crack pairings :p

[Undying]

It's just what I said. You aren't being cruel, just cracked up.

[kumagoro_usagi]

Cracked up is a way of saying it ^_^

[Undying]

What-ever... hey, how come I read and comment on your fics and you won't read/comment on mine? unfair! >__<

[kumagoro_usagi]

I think I''ve written enough Ichigo/Orihime fics to make up for this crack pairing ^_^

[Undying]

Well, yes you are right. Your IchiOri fics are go~~~od. Kuro-puu~~ likes it.

[sherenetms]

Urgh!!! Undying!!! I think i'll go black too, after reading the fanfic!!!!
(although my black side wouldnt mind being the one in orihime's position, I'll slice him up and drink his blood!!! Bwahahaha!!!!)

White me: No!Nnooooo!!!!! This is too much!!! I hate the original pairing and even worse now that it is aizenXorihime!!! Will NEVER HAPPENED!!!!
Black me: heheheh >dark imaginationss< Aizen.....you look "delicious".
White me: No!! I SAID NO!!!! Ukitake's the one and only!!!!!!
Black me: Really? What about >sharpens blade< byakuya??? I wanna taste his blood too. I'm bored of Ukitake's blood already. i want something new and tasty..............hehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!

P.s: This fanfic is unusually weird...and it's driving my black side nuts!!!! My black side thinks Aizen is amazing and this pairing is going to get orihime killed very soon........muahahahahah!!!!!!

[Undying]

sherene.... get a grip, will ya?

[tednfs]

I really don't get this black joke
I know 'you neva go back'
but?

[Undying]

Have you ever read Fruit Basket? It is originated from there.

[sherenetms]

Yeah, as in black haru and white haru..

[Hollow_Man_ct]

Anyways, Usagi, start doing some good fics, Undying, don't kill Usagi and please don't go black, btw, how about you two make a fic bout yourselves?? would be full of drama I'm sure ^_^.

[Yamazaki Kazushige]

You killed Ichigo and put Inoue with Aizen..... What were you thinking?
If it has anything to do with Aizen then wouldn't it be with hinamori?

Other than the cough Aizen cough part it sounded pretty good. You should have told what happened that killed Ichigo and how she ended up with AiZeN.

[kumagoro_usagi]

Simple. Aizen kills Ichigo dead and takes Orihime as his mistress. De Endz.

[Undying]

Well, could be worse. You could make Inoue into a slut and pair her with Aizen, Gin, Tousen, Jaggerjack, Byakuya, Zaraki, Me, You, Hollow_Man, etc. etc. you get my drift.

[kumagoro_usagi]

Byakuya/Orihime? Now that is too crack even for me >_>

[Undying]

HitsuOri does it.

[HitsuOri]

Byakuya/Orihime? Now that is too crack even for me >_>

Compared to Don KanonjixOrihime?? Taking account their characters and behaviours, I would say ByakuyaxOrihime is still bearable. I would think Orihime is much more safer with Byakuya compared to Aizen, eventhough Byakuya is a dangerous man. In my story that is (Eternity:: Bleach Untold Love Story). I am still trying to construct how Orihime handles the cold Byakuya 'geisha'/courtesan manner.

As for Don Kanonji and Orihime in 'Soundless Whispers, Careless Touch'. Like Vulcan and Venus. Someone pretty who would make him look good in public. But still....

[Zanga]

HitsuOri, I know you had an arguement with us Karakura heroes over Inoue being with another male in Bleach, but don't you think Kanonji is pushing it? :(

Usagi, you are sick and demented....lmao joking...but I am scared now....let KT-sama never meet you and read your fan work...

[HitsuOri]

*shrug shoulders* Someone said I hate Orihime. It's no surprise that I do that.

And you haven't even read the latest chapter 'Soundless Whispers, Careless Touch.'? Do you know the reason why Don Kanonji is allowed to be near Orihime??

Be thankful that I didn't have Orihime dressing in a bathing suit with half-bare torso Don Kanonji.

[Undying]

Just because you are trying to prove a point, HitsuOri, you need not go and insult your own intelligence.

As far as I'm concerned, you can go ahead and make Inoue run neaked infront of Don. However then you will be branded as an oificial Inoue hater. You will also recieve my kind premission to go and join the Anti Inoue club.

[Thelindra]

thats a ........very veyr crack thing in here X_X