Luso Clemens
02-16-2006, 05:52 PM
*puts it in Pen & Quill*
Dinner at that Nice Little Place
One day ttoad was walking down the street, suddenly he bumped into someone, it was very sunny that day so when he looked up his eyes caught the glare of light (not going out of his house much, it almost blinded him) "wtf, dude?! and then I was liek omg!" the person he bumped into was none other then The Mighty Disk Stealer 7, who had , by sheer luck, just escaped from the clutches of the evil lesbian Steve (lol a lesbian named Steve...) "oh, I'm sorry, Ojyou-chan, did I bump into you and bruise your beautiful face?" flowers bloomed around Mighty like black mold on a moist wall, ttoad blushed and thought to himself "what a handsome man, he's so dreamy" he fumbled his hands like any nervous person would do "uh... um... no, you didn't hurt me, sir" the Mighty perked up at the sound of ttoad's voice "oh! this beautiful Venus is not in fact a Venus but a Hades which I am desperately hot for" he shouted (Yeah, I was going to put something else but whatever) "boyo, what is your name?" ttoad looked down at his feet, blushing even more then ever, the man had asked his name! It made him feel so happy "m-my name is ttoad, sir, and yours is?"
"My name is The Mighty Disk Stealer 7, would you care to go out to dinner?" he winked at ttoad "I'll pay, and I know a really good place up the street from here"
The restaurant that Mighty had taken ttoad to was indeed a nice little place
Ttoad was so impressed that he almost refused Mighty’s offer, feeling it might be too much seeing as he had only just met him 15 minutes earlier, though in truth he didn’t really think things were going too fast, he just didn’t want Mighty to think that he was a sapper
“Don’t worry about it, ttoad” Mighty said, a smile on his face “I have a great paying job so this is nothing”
Finally, after asking if it REALLY ok ttoad thanked Mighty and took him up on his offer
As they entered the restaurant the receptionist greeted them with a somewhat psychotic look on his face “Hello, Sirs, I am your receptionist today”
Ttoad looked at the man’s face, he had the kind of face that said:
“if you even DARE complain about ANYTHING here I’ll put poison in your food, and just cause I’m stuck with the door job today doesn’t mean I can’t come over to your table and strangle you for not giving the waiter a nice fat tip!” He gave ttoad an uneasy feeling
“My name is Raven; may I get your names please?”
Mighty nodded toward ttoad “this is ttoad, and I am The Mighty Disc Stealer 7”
Raven lengthened his grin, ttoad thought it made him look even more psychotic, also adding the effect of a very hungry crocodile that had just found it’s next meal
“Ah!” said Raven, rubbing his hands together “Mister 7, it is indeed a great honor to have you here, let me personally show you to your table” he walked them back to a nice little table right next to a window facing the east “This is our most romantic table, you can see the sunset if you look out the window at the right time” he said and clapped his hands “enjoy your stay, I’ll go call your waiter for you!”
“So” ttoad said, trying to make some conversation “What kind of job do you have, Mighty, sir?”
For a moment Mighty didn’t answer, he seemed preoccupied by something “Um… Mighty?”
Mighty looked up, he was looking somewhat startled “ah, um, I’m a hit man for the 4th squad woman’s group” he said, almost casually “Listen, there seems to be an uninvited guest underneath our table…”
Ttoad felt what he thought to be Mighty’s foot brush against his “What do you mean?” ttoad asked “oh my god!” he thought “He’s playing footsy with me!”
Suddenly ttoad felt a sharp pull on his left foot; someone had taken off his shoe!
Another tug and his sock was off, the next few seconds were a blur
The person who had taken off his shoe and sock DEFENETLY wasn’t Mighty
Their was a scream and a man bolted out from underneath their table
“AH AHAHAHAHA!” screamed the man “I AM THE GREAT NINJA, THE PURIFIER!”
Ttoad covered his mouth, stifling his own scream, a scream of horror “T-that’s my SOCK!” he said, pointing to the man’s head “He has my sock on his head!” it was indeed his sock, sticking halfway off of the crazed man’s head
“THIS ISN’T A SOCK!” the man screeched “IT’S MY NINJA MASK!” he jumped around making strange noises that sounded like an angry male cat “I TOLD YOU, I AM THE GREAT NINJA, THE PURIFIER!”
Wondering what all the fuss was about, Raven returned to the table
Seeing The Purifier with ttoad’s pink (Yes pink) sock on his head he quickly snatched it off of his head, tossed it back to ttoad, and with a hurried apology to Mighty, he grabbed The Purifier by his ear and drug him away into the kitchen.
“How could you do such a thing to our customers?!” Raven hissed into The Purifier’s ear “AGAIN?!”
“They stole my ninja honor!” The Purifier said, as he broke free of Raven’s vice like ear grip “My beloved breath muffling ninja mask!”
Raven swore loudly “How many TIMES do I have to tell you?!” he grabbed The Purifier’s collar “Those aren’t ninja masks on their feet, THEY’RE SOCKS!”
Raven started to shake The Purifier violently “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS?!” tears beaded up in the corners of Raven’s eyes “WHY?! Every time you do it, does it always have to be a rich, well known customer?!”
“Well known?” The Purifier asked “I’ve never heard of them…”
“That’s because you don’t pay attention!” Raven told him, “plus you always mess up when you’re told to do even the simplest of tasks, so that’s the reason you never get to meet them!”
The Purifier looked even more bewildered then usual for a moment
Raven slapped him on the side of his head
“You know~” Said Raven “Ben, Abe, Georgy”
The Purifier’s face went back to its normally scheduled bewilderment
“Oh… them… how come you never let me meet them whenever they come in?”
Raven smirked “What an idiot” he thought to himself “Purifier, my dearest friend, I just don’t think you’re ready yet.”
Raven giggled a bit as he replayed those words in his head “I don’t think he’ll ever be ready”
He rubbed his hands together again, one of his favorite hobbies, “hew he hoe… he doesn’t even realize I haven’t been paying him, finding him was kind of lucky, he has his faults… but oh well, I’ll be getting rid of him soon enough”
Raven began laughing maniacally, The Purifier didn’t like this laugh, it scared him…
It made him think something bad was going to happen soon…
Little did he know, something bad WAS going to happen
Just then Mighty popped his head into the doorway of the kitchen
“Excuse me, Raven was it?”
Raven jumped at the mention of his name, startling him and making his laughter come to an abrupt stop, he coughed and pasted one of his not so best smiles to his face “Yes sir, Mister 7?”
Mighty looked at his watch “It’s almost been a half of an hour since we were seated” Mighty told him “You told me you were getting a waiter for us, then this nut job over there” he pointed at The Purifier who waved at him, smiling “pops up from under our table, steals my date’s pink sock (Yes pink) and gets drug off by the ear?”
Mighty was getting mad now “where is our waiter?”
Fast as lightening Raven was at Mighty’s side
“Ah, Mister 7, don’t worry” Raven said, as he slipped his arm over Mighty’s shoulder and began leading him out of the kitchen and back to the table where ttoad was waiting
“I will personally pick out your waiter, give me five minutes” Raven took off in a dash
“He’s almost as fast as that man who took my sock!” ttoad exclaimed
Back in the kitchen Raven had two of his best waitresses against the wall; he pointed at one of them, a sad, depressed looking one, and sent her out to the table…
“So, I told you what told you what I did, how about you tell me about yourself, ttoad? Mighty said, ttoad smiled and answered “I’m a teacher for the mentally disabled”
Mighty frowned “That sounds… nice”
Ttoad laughed “Yeah, I teach them everything I know”
Just then, they heard a bone chilling sigh “Hello,” said a toneless and depressing sounding voice “my name is Thing, I will be your waitress for the day”
A pale hand laid two menus down on the table, one in front of Mighty and another in front of ttoad “May I suggest today’s special?”
“And that would be?” asked ttoad, trembling
“Broiled salmon with herbs, lemon, and a side of white rice”
The way the woman said ‘lemon’ just didn’t sound right to ttoad “n-no thank you for me...”
Mighty raised his hand, Things sudden appearance and voice didn’t seem to bother him as much as it did ttoad “yes, today’s special for me please, and could I get some tartar sauce with that please?”
Thing’s full body appeared, all 5 foot 10 inches of her (Like hell I’d give my weight, hurmf!) “Certainly sir, may I take your menu now please?”
“Ah, of course” answered Mighty, he handed her his menu
“Could I interest you in a glass of wine?”
“No, no, water is fine, thanks” Mighty looked at ttoad “have you finished picking what you want?”
Ttoad took his eyes off of Thing, “Um… yes, I’ll have the venison” He looked up at Thing, she had a gleam in her eyes, it really bothered him
“Will that be all?” Thing asked, giving ttoad what he thought to be a very dirty look
“Yes, that’s all, I think… wait, could I have a glass of apple cider too please?” Ttoad asked
Thing mumbled something very violent sounding under her breath “Yes, sir, would you like to pay before or after the meal?” she asked Mighty
“After is fine thank you” He replied
“They’ve ordered today’s special and…” Thing looked down at her paper “some cruelly treated deer, Venison, what do we sub it with?”
Raven walked in from the back of the restaurant “What do you mean ‘sub’?” he asked “They get the real deal this time, and anyway, we ran out of body parts from that last order”
Raven walked to the stove and tapped on the oven door “Sandal Hat, wake up and start cooking, we’ve got another order to fill”
The door to the oven popped open and out rolled a little old woman with a giant bottle of sake “whatever…” she said, as she popped open her bottle and took a swig, their was a loud crack and smoke engulfed the little old woman, as the smoke cleared away instead of the old woman being there, standing in her place was a tall dark and suave, gentlemanly looking person with red eyes and slicked back blond hair, he walked over to Thing and took the order sheet “Purifier, turn on the stove please.”
A little while later, after The Purifier got caught on fire for the fifth time while playing ‘fire country ninja’ too close to the stove, the food was done
“Purifier, next time you get close to the fire while I’m cooking…” Sandal Hat began, The Purifier interrupted him “I know, I know, you’re going to push me into the oven and set it to broil…”
Sandal Hat looked at him and rubbed his chin “well, actually,” he said, still rubbing his chin “I wasn’t going to say that… but it does sound like a tempting idea”
The Purifier smiled and rubbed the back of his head as if congratulating himself
“Yeah,” he snorted “I thought it sounded like a great idea myself as well!”
Thing walked back into the light, she had been in the darkest corner of the kitchen waiting for the order to be filled, as soon as The Purifier seen her come out he ran away in fright
He couldn’t stand those cold looks she gave everyone (Whether they were intentional or not) and those dark circles and pale, almost bone white skin didn’t make matters any better, if anything, they added to her frightfulness
“May I take the food now please?” she asked Sandal Hat, he looked up from his creation
“Hmm? Oh yeah, I was just putting some final touches on it…” he handed Thing a tray and then set the food onto it
“Thank you” said Thing, to Sandal Hat, in a toneless voice, she didn’t really sound all to thankful though
”Okay then, I’m going to go back to sleep now” Sandal Hat popped open his bottle of sake again, took another quick swig of it, and was engulfed in smoke once more, the smoke cleared and there was the old lady once again
She crawled into the warm oven and shut the door
The only one left in the kitchen other then Sandal Hat in the oven, was The Purifier, he had been cowering in the corner, waiting for Thing to leave…
“Salmon for you, sir” Thing said, as she placed the food in front of ttoad “and venison for you, sir” she set the plate in front of Mighty, ttoad coughed lightly
“Excuse me…” he whispered “Miss, I was the one who ordered the venison” Thing looked at ttoad with her most piercing glare “oh, I’m sorry” to ttoad she didn’t sound that sorry at all (Get the feeling I’ve used this line before… but I don’t feel like going back and checking it out, so bare with it)
“It’s ok, waitress, I’ll switch them around” Mighty said, with a gleam in his eyes
“Very good, sir” said Thing, their was more tone then before in her voice “I’ll just leave things to you then, enjoy your meal” a small smile twisted the corners of her lips
“Well” said Mighty “shall we eat?” he put the venison in front of ttoad and took the salmon for himself
Ttoad began to eat, for some reason Mighty hadn’t even touched his food yet, he was just setting there, watching ttoad (setting like Gendo from Shin Seiki Evangelion XD), the gleam still in his eyes
”one bite…” Mighty thought “two bite, and three bites”
Something was wrong, ttoad didn’t feel so good, his vision was blurring, Mighty started talking to him, but his voice didn’t sound right, it was muffled sounding “ttoad, remember when you asked me what kind of job I did,” Mighty asked ”and I said I was a hit man for the 4th squad woman’s group?” he smiled, and continued talking “well, I was sent off on a job today, and that job, ttoad, was to kill you”
His smile went even wider “did you think that I really loved you?” he asked, a small chuckle escaped from him “Why would someone like me, who has all the women in the 4th squad, give it all up for some little sap like you?”
Ttoad’s vision was growing darker by the second “h-help me” he croaked “someone…”
Mighty began laughing, a cold, cruel laugh “no one can help you now, ttoad, in a few minutes you’ll be dead, and your part in this story will be over, good night, ttoad, send my regards to yer mom”
Mighty stood up as the body of ttoad sunk down and crumpled onto the table
(My sister says this line is cheesy, but I already got rid of another cheesy line on her intervention, so I figure it’s ok to keep it”
“Waitress, check please.”
THE END… or is it?
Dinner at that Nice Little Place
One day ttoad was walking down the street, suddenly he bumped into someone, it was very sunny that day so when he looked up his eyes caught the glare of light (not going out of his house much, it almost blinded him) "wtf, dude?! and then I was liek omg!" the person he bumped into was none other then The Mighty Disk Stealer 7, who had , by sheer luck, just escaped from the clutches of the evil lesbian Steve (lol a lesbian named Steve...) "oh, I'm sorry, Ojyou-chan, did I bump into you and bruise your beautiful face?" flowers bloomed around Mighty like black mold on a moist wall, ttoad blushed and thought to himself "what a handsome man, he's so dreamy" he fumbled his hands like any nervous person would do "uh... um... no, you didn't hurt me, sir" the Mighty perked up at the sound of ttoad's voice "oh! this beautiful Venus is not in fact a Venus but a Hades which I am desperately hot for" he shouted (Yeah, I was going to put something else but whatever) "boyo, what is your name?" ttoad looked down at his feet, blushing even more then ever, the man had asked his name! It made him feel so happy "m-my name is ttoad, sir, and yours is?"
"My name is The Mighty Disk Stealer 7, would you care to go out to dinner?" he winked at ttoad "I'll pay, and I know a really good place up the street from here"
The restaurant that Mighty had taken ttoad to was indeed a nice little place
Ttoad was so impressed that he almost refused Mighty’s offer, feeling it might be too much seeing as he had only just met him 15 minutes earlier, though in truth he didn’t really think things were going too fast, he just didn’t want Mighty to think that he was a sapper
“Don’t worry about it, ttoad” Mighty said, a smile on his face “I have a great paying job so this is nothing”
Finally, after asking if it REALLY ok ttoad thanked Mighty and took him up on his offer
As they entered the restaurant the receptionist greeted them with a somewhat psychotic look on his face “Hello, Sirs, I am your receptionist today”
Ttoad looked at the man’s face, he had the kind of face that said:
“if you even DARE complain about ANYTHING here I’ll put poison in your food, and just cause I’m stuck with the door job today doesn’t mean I can’t come over to your table and strangle you for not giving the waiter a nice fat tip!” He gave ttoad an uneasy feeling
“My name is Raven; may I get your names please?”
Mighty nodded toward ttoad “this is ttoad, and I am The Mighty Disc Stealer 7”
Raven lengthened his grin, ttoad thought it made him look even more psychotic, also adding the effect of a very hungry crocodile that had just found it’s next meal
“Ah!” said Raven, rubbing his hands together “Mister 7, it is indeed a great honor to have you here, let me personally show you to your table” he walked them back to a nice little table right next to a window facing the east “This is our most romantic table, you can see the sunset if you look out the window at the right time” he said and clapped his hands “enjoy your stay, I’ll go call your waiter for you!”
“So” ttoad said, trying to make some conversation “What kind of job do you have, Mighty, sir?”
For a moment Mighty didn’t answer, he seemed preoccupied by something “Um… Mighty?”
Mighty looked up, he was looking somewhat startled “ah, um, I’m a hit man for the 4th squad woman’s group” he said, almost casually “Listen, there seems to be an uninvited guest underneath our table…”
Ttoad felt what he thought to be Mighty’s foot brush against his “What do you mean?” ttoad asked “oh my god!” he thought “He’s playing footsy with me!”
Suddenly ttoad felt a sharp pull on his left foot; someone had taken off his shoe!
Another tug and his sock was off, the next few seconds were a blur
The person who had taken off his shoe and sock DEFENETLY wasn’t Mighty
Their was a scream and a man bolted out from underneath their table
“AH AHAHAHAHA!” screamed the man “I AM THE GREAT NINJA, THE PURIFIER!”
Ttoad covered his mouth, stifling his own scream, a scream of horror “T-that’s my SOCK!” he said, pointing to the man’s head “He has my sock on his head!” it was indeed his sock, sticking halfway off of the crazed man’s head
“THIS ISN’T A SOCK!” the man screeched “IT’S MY NINJA MASK!” he jumped around making strange noises that sounded like an angry male cat “I TOLD YOU, I AM THE GREAT NINJA, THE PURIFIER!”
Wondering what all the fuss was about, Raven returned to the table
Seeing The Purifier with ttoad’s pink (Yes pink) sock on his head he quickly snatched it off of his head, tossed it back to ttoad, and with a hurried apology to Mighty, he grabbed The Purifier by his ear and drug him away into the kitchen.
“How could you do such a thing to our customers?!” Raven hissed into The Purifier’s ear “AGAIN?!”
“They stole my ninja honor!” The Purifier said, as he broke free of Raven’s vice like ear grip “My beloved breath muffling ninja mask!”
Raven swore loudly “How many TIMES do I have to tell you?!” he grabbed The Purifier’s collar “Those aren’t ninja masks on their feet, THEY’RE SOCKS!”
Raven started to shake The Purifier violently “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS?!” tears beaded up in the corners of Raven’s eyes “WHY?! Every time you do it, does it always have to be a rich, well known customer?!”
“Well known?” The Purifier asked “I’ve never heard of them…”
“That’s because you don’t pay attention!” Raven told him, “plus you always mess up when you’re told to do even the simplest of tasks, so that’s the reason you never get to meet them!”
The Purifier looked even more bewildered then usual for a moment
Raven slapped him on the side of his head
“You know~” Said Raven “Ben, Abe, Georgy”
The Purifier’s face went back to its normally scheduled bewilderment
“Oh… them… how come you never let me meet them whenever they come in?”
Raven smirked “What an idiot” he thought to himself “Purifier, my dearest friend, I just don’t think you’re ready yet.”
Raven giggled a bit as he replayed those words in his head “I don’t think he’ll ever be ready”
He rubbed his hands together again, one of his favorite hobbies, “hew he hoe… he doesn’t even realize I haven’t been paying him, finding him was kind of lucky, he has his faults… but oh well, I’ll be getting rid of him soon enough”
Raven began laughing maniacally, The Purifier didn’t like this laugh, it scared him…
It made him think something bad was going to happen soon…
Little did he know, something bad WAS going to happen
Just then Mighty popped his head into the doorway of the kitchen
“Excuse me, Raven was it?”
Raven jumped at the mention of his name, startling him and making his laughter come to an abrupt stop, he coughed and pasted one of his not so best smiles to his face “Yes sir, Mister 7?”
Mighty looked at his watch “It’s almost been a half of an hour since we were seated” Mighty told him “You told me you were getting a waiter for us, then this nut job over there” he pointed at The Purifier who waved at him, smiling “pops up from under our table, steals my date’s pink sock (Yes pink) and gets drug off by the ear?”
Mighty was getting mad now “where is our waiter?”
Fast as lightening Raven was at Mighty’s side
“Ah, Mister 7, don’t worry” Raven said, as he slipped his arm over Mighty’s shoulder and began leading him out of the kitchen and back to the table where ttoad was waiting
“I will personally pick out your waiter, give me five minutes” Raven took off in a dash
“He’s almost as fast as that man who took my sock!” ttoad exclaimed
Back in the kitchen Raven had two of his best waitresses against the wall; he pointed at one of them, a sad, depressed looking one, and sent her out to the table…
“So, I told you what told you what I did, how about you tell me about yourself, ttoad? Mighty said, ttoad smiled and answered “I’m a teacher for the mentally disabled”
Mighty frowned “That sounds… nice”
Ttoad laughed “Yeah, I teach them everything I know”
Just then, they heard a bone chilling sigh “Hello,” said a toneless and depressing sounding voice “my name is Thing, I will be your waitress for the day”
A pale hand laid two menus down on the table, one in front of Mighty and another in front of ttoad “May I suggest today’s special?”
“And that would be?” asked ttoad, trembling
“Broiled salmon with herbs, lemon, and a side of white rice”
The way the woman said ‘lemon’ just didn’t sound right to ttoad “n-no thank you for me...”
Mighty raised his hand, Things sudden appearance and voice didn’t seem to bother him as much as it did ttoad “yes, today’s special for me please, and could I get some tartar sauce with that please?”
Thing’s full body appeared, all 5 foot 10 inches of her (Like hell I’d give my weight, hurmf!) “Certainly sir, may I take your menu now please?”
“Ah, of course” answered Mighty, he handed her his menu
“Could I interest you in a glass of wine?”
“No, no, water is fine, thanks” Mighty looked at ttoad “have you finished picking what you want?”
Ttoad took his eyes off of Thing, “Um… yes, I’ll have the venison” He looked up at Thing, she had a gleam in her eyes, it really bothered him
“Will that be all?” Thing asked, giving ttoad what he thought to be a very dirty look
“Yes, that’s all, I think… wait, could I have a glass of apple cider too please?” Ttoad asked
Thing mumbled something very violent sounding under her breath “Yes, sir, would you like to pay before or after the meal?” she asked Mighty
“After is fine thank you” He replied
“They’ve ordered today’s special and…” Thing looked down at her paper “some cruelly treated deer, Venison, what do we sub it with?”
Raven walked in from the back of the restaurant “What do you mean ‘sub’?” he asked “They get the real deal this time, and anyway, we ran out of body parts from that last order”
Raven walked to the stove and tapped on the oven door “Sandal Hat, wake up and start cooking, we’ve got another order to fill”
The door to the oven popped open and out rolled a little old woman with a giant bottle of sake “whatever…” she said, as she popped open her bottle and took a swig, their was a loud crack and smoke engulfed the little old woman, as the smoke cleared away instead of the old woman being there, standing in her place was a tall dark and suave, gentlemanly looking person with red eyes and slicked back blond hair, he walked over to Thing and took the order sheet “Purifier, turn on the stove please.”
A little while later, after The Purifier got caught on fire for the fifth time while playing ‘fire country ninja’ too close to the stove, the food was done
“Purifier, next time you get close to the fire while I’m cooking…” Sandal Hat began, The Purifier interrupted him “I know, I know, you’re going to push me into the oven and set it to broil…”
Sandal Hat looked at him and rubbed his chin “well, actually,” he said, still rubbing his chin “I wasn’t going to say that… but it does sound like a tempting idea”
The Purifier smiled and rubbed the back of his head as if congratulating himself
“Yeah,” he snorted “I thought it sounded like a great idea myself as well!”
Thing walked back into the light, she had been in the darkest corner of the kitchen waiting for the order to be filled, as soon as The Purifier seen her come out he ran away in fright
He couldn’t stand those cold looks she gave everyone (Whether they were intentional or not) and those dark circles and pale, almost bone white skin didn’t make matters any better, if anything, they added to her frightfulness
“May I take the food now please?” she asked Sandal Hat, he looked up from his creation
“Hmm? Oh yeah, I was just putting some final touches on it…” he handed Thing a tray and then set the food onto it
“Thank you” said Thing, to Sandal Hat, in a toneless voice, she didn’t really sound all to thankful though
”Okay then, I’m going to go back to sleep now” Sandal Hat popped open his bottle of sake again, took another quick swig of it, and was engulfed in smoke once more, the smoke cleared and there was the old lady once again
She crawled into the warm oven and shut the door
The only one left in the kitchen other then Sandal Hat in the oven, was The Purifier, he had been cowering in the corner, waiting for Thing to leave…
“Salmon for you, sir” Thing said, as she placed the food in front of ttoad “and venison for you, sir” she set the plate in front of Mighty, ttoad coughed lightly
“Excuse me…” he whispered “Miss, I was the one who ordered the venison” Thing looked at ttoad with her most piercing glare “oh, I’m sorry” to ttoad she didn’t sound that sorry at all (Get the feeling I’ve used this line before… but I don’t feel like going back and checking it out, so bare with it)
“It’s ok, waitress, I’ll switch them around” Mighty said, with a gleam in his eyes
“Very good, sir” said Thing, their was more tone then before in her voice “I’ll just leave things to you then, enjoy your meal” a small smile twisted the corners of her lips
“Well” said Mighty “shall we eat?” he put the venison in front of ttoad and took the salmon for himself
Ttoad began to eat, for some reason Mighty hadn’t even touched his food yet, he was just setting there, watching ttoad (setting like Gendo from Shin Seiki Evangelion XD), the gleam still in his eyes
”one bite…” Mighty thought “two bite, and three bites”
Something was wrong, ttoad didn’t feel so good, his vision was blurring, Mighty started talking to him, but his voice didn’t sound right, it was muffled sounding “ttoad, remember when you asked me what kind of job I did,” Mighty asked ”and I said I was a hit man for the 4th squad woman’s group?” he smiled, and continued talking “well, I was sent off on a job today, and that job, ttoad, was to kill you”
His smile went even wider “did you think that I really loved you?” he asked, a small chuckle escaped from him “Why would someone like me, who has all the women in the 4th squad, give it all up for some little sap like you?”
Ttoad’s vision was growing darker by the second “h-help me” he croaked “someone…”
Mighty began laughing, a cold, cruel laugh “no one can help you now, ttoad, in a few minutes you’ll be dead, and your part in this story will be over, good night, ttoad, send my regards to yer mom”
Mighty stood up as the body of ttoad sunk down and crumpled onto the table
(My sister says this line is cheesy, but I already got rid of another cheesy line on her intervention, so I figure it’s ok to keep it”
“Waitress, check please.”
THE END… or is it?