Shinigami Cup Golden

[Boko]

Hurray for Shinigami Cup Golden now lets all have a contest and write our own SCG story! The first 20 stories that is turned in will be made into a poll to se whos written the best. I wont write one because i want o be Neutral like Sweden (ya right :winking56)

[Marke]

dont diss sweden mate ^^

[Boko]

I will dude :P I live in sweden so i can say what i want mohahaha

[Wanderweiss]

Oooo, I've got one.

It contains Hanatarou, Ukitake, and Mayuri.

Mayuri gets into another big, dangerous fight and uses his "Trump Card" while waiting to reform in his liquid form Hanatarou mixes up the messed up Mayuri, with Ukitake's new medicine. Ukitake is about to drink and all we hear in the background is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE BOY YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG CUP" But no one can hear him, he's a liquid blob.

[Nood]

lol, a bit off, but im curious what would happen if someone would drink mayuri :D

[Boko]

ya. that was a realy good one. Cmon ppl get into the spirit and write some funny stuff, hahaha. Write about kon going on a wrestling match against every other stuffed talking animal in the anime :D

[SmallKid57]

lol ummm... maybe...

darn i cant think of any, these are hard...

[Boko]

hehe ya I know, just think about something serious in the anime and make it into something funny :D

[ILoveYouSoiFong]

I have one here:

Komamura went hidden for about 3 weeks or so. His whole squad members are really worried about him that they report it immediately to the High Court. Because of the High Court's high-level of security and cannot be breached-in by an ordinary shinigami, they let Komamura's vice-captain address the problem directly. Only to see inside the court his Captain* pampered upon by the 13 seats and the other legislators.*

*note: instead of being scared after seeing the 'real' face of Komamura, the legislators see him as a CUTE one. Well, the funny thing here is... Komamura likes it! He even make cute faces and brush off his body against the legislators; like a cat! Hahaha!

*why is Komamura inside the Office of the High Court? Because his wooden mask is ranksacked by termites, and he's got nothing else to replace it. So he went to the Library in search for GOOD quality of wood. (the wood panelings in the entire Seireitei is, for him, cheap... hehehe.

[Boko]

ok, that one was ok but I would like more ppl to write

[cheesydud]

lol
i could imagine ukitake drinking mayuri right now....

[sherenetms]

I cant!!! Ukitake!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's poisonous!!!!!!

ok here's one.... but i'm not good at it..so hope you people wont mind if it's lame...

Yoruichi came back to SS and was in the Seiretei hoping to meet Soi Fon to discuss some important matter....she stepped into Soi Fon's room and what she saw was a whole world of yoruichis (as in all the pictures hanging on the walls are her portraits...lots of squishy yoruichi dolls and cat plushies everywhere.....even soi fon's bed linen and covers are decorated with yoruichi's pictures and there are lots of banners that says "Yoruichi Rocks!!" or " Yoruichi is my World" and "Nothing beats My Hot Yoruichi")
There's even a cat-yoruichi costume folded neatly for special occasions and purple wigs on the dressing table.
If i'm yoruichi i would be so freaked out......

[Hotaru]

why is it that everyone is talking abt eating and drinking in every thread i ve been to????

anyway, sherenetms... thats cool... she would freak out.. ps.. I AM on msn now..

[Boko]

Hahaha liked the one with Soi Fong :D kind of reminds me of an other anime(cant rememeber the name! ) but it was very good. We need some more ppl!

[Nichigo]

Shinigami Cup... GOLDEN!!!

The scene starts with Kon running through a field of flowers. It's a beautiful day! Suddenly, he sees Rukia in the distance running towards him with her arms spread open, while she says passionately, "Kon...come and bury your plushy body in my heavenly valley of the goddesses!!!" Kon, enthralled by the invitation, runs and jumps into Rukia's arms and cuddles against her chest. oooh ahhh! Oh what's this? INOUE-SAN is running towards them screaming, "Nooo Kon!!! come to MY heavenly valley!!!" Kon, seeing that there's no competition, jumps from rukia's arms and runs to inoue. He cuddles against her chest, while Rukia sulks off in the distance. Kon is enjoying his experience when he suddenly feels a tap on his head...

...Kon wakes up to find himself cuddling on the chest of a very, very confused GANJUU. (^_^)

NOTE: Ganjuu's man boobs are exaggerated in this short flick to make the punch line more obvious ;-)

[MazdaRxEight]

Hehe, here is one:

A bunch of characters saying "Spirits are always with you!" and "BWAHAHAHA" for an audition for Kanoji's show.

[RukiaYuza]

Hello! :)
I think that the Soi Fong and the Kon Shinigami Cup ones are funny.

[sherenetms]

My! Thanks.....anyway, i like the first one where ukitake was about to drink mayuri in his liquid form......sound yikes but otherwise hilarious!!!

[Hotaru]

Nah... the Ukitake and Hitsugaya ones are better... esp with the candies XDDDD

[raincamellia]

Hej, Boko!!!
I like what you wrote " You dont mess with serbs, serbs messes with you! " .
Tacno tako!!!!

[Boko]

hahahaha :D pa mora tako da bude!

Very nice writing guys, keep them comming

[grimm_fans]

i have one...
involves (Kon, Orihime, Matsumoto, Rukia)
sees rukia goes to nee san
gets beat up
sees orihime
gets beat up
sees matsumoto
loves to touch
gets beat up even more
eventually goes to soul society

[Boko]

Good every one that you are writing still, the best shinigami cup ever must be the one with kenpachi :D hes so funny when hes trying to put his bell on.

[choujiwong]

There's a part where Ukitake presented Hitsugaya an early christmas present..
That's hilarious..IMO..

[Boko]

yes that one is also good ;D cmon more storys :D try to make the best SCG :D

[Hotaru]

Oh dear, this thread has really gone to far...

[Boko]

It can never go too far :P Shinigami Cup Golden will counquer all threads and rule this forum

[Yachiru_chan]

Here's one: We see Ichigo after a fight trying to re-wrap his sword with the hilt wrap. He keeps trying and trying and fails. Next up Inoue comes up to him and by using her spirit guardians 'restores' his sword to its previous state.

[Machiavelli]

There exists a love triangle between Hinamori Momo, Matsumoto Rangiku and Hitsugaya Toshiro. How is that?

[Joe Black]

Shingami Cup... Golden!

We see Aizen, Gin and Tousen in a dark void in space in the Hollow world.

Gin- "Umm... Aizen... do you know where we are?"

Aizen - "I can't find the map because of all this eternal darkness... it's getting on my nerves"

Tousen - "I don't know... it's alright to me."

Gin and Aizen chuckle.

Gin - "Aw well, we can just ask for directions. Does anyone know how to
speak Hollow?"

Aizen- *sigh* "This is going to take a while..."

[lordsmish]

Shingami Cup Golden!!!!

aizen and gin in central 41 with sake.

Aizen:You know what we should do?

Gin:What?

Aizen:We should get outta here and rule the whole universe.

Gin stares blankly into the pile of dead bodies

Gin:When did that get here

Aizen stabs gin in the arm
Gin then grabs hold of him and out of nowere hugs him

Both:I love you mate!!

Tousen then walks in.

Aizen and gin then run up to tousen and put him on there shoulders.
They then run around in circles aizen loses his balance and they all fall over in a pile.
Tousen then gets impaled through the eyes with aizens and gins sword.

Tousen:Ahh i cant see

Aizen:you couldnt see anyway

Tousen :shut up you im sueing

Gin:if you dont tell ill let you go to hollow world with me and aizen.

Tousen totally misunderstands and belives its some sort of amusmant park

Tousen:Ok*sniff*didnt hurt anyway

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Shingami Cup... Golden!
We see Aizen, Gin and Tousen in a dark void in space in the Hollow world.
Gin- "Umm... Aizen... do you know where we are?"
Aizen - "I can't find the map because of all this eternal darkness... it's getting on my nerves"
Tousen - "I don't know... it's alright to me."
Gin and Aizen chuckle.
Gin - "Aw well, we can just ask for directions. Does anyone know how to
speak Hollow?"
Aizen- *sigh* "This is going to take a while..."

That's pretty good actually. Made me chuckle haha.

[grimm_fans]

Too good actually

Tousen and his amusement park hilarious

[Boko]

well its time to revive this post, the one with Aizen was funny :D but it still cant beat the one with kenpachi :D haha

[thelastangel]

here goes...

Shinigami Cup.... GOLDEN!

yama-jii is fighting against shunsui and ukitake, when he releases his fiery bankai and his beard catches on fire

[Rising Phoenix]

here goes...
Shinigami Cup.... GOLDEN!
yama-jii is fighting against shunsui and ukitake, when he releases his fiery bankai and his beard catches on fire

Simple ones are the best!!!! LMAO!!! Good One!!! :LOL:

[Hotaru]

here goes...

Shinigami Cup.... GOLDEN!

yama-jii is fighting against shunsui and ukitake, when he releases his fiery bankai and his beard catches on fire
Yep... its good... and fuuny at that!!!
I think the best one so far is with Ukitake giving Hitsugaya candies!!! XDD!!!

[Boko]

haha hes beard on fire, running around like a girl :D

[Tyenkrovy]

Shinigami Cup… GOLDEN!

The scene is a barren desert wasteland. Standing opposite one another are Urahara and Ichigo.

Ichigo: *a dumbfounded expression on his face* Explain to me why we're doing this again?

Urahara: *Waves a fan in front of his face, grinning like a Cheshire cat* Because, Kurosaki-san, I need to see just how rusty I am with my Bankai. I haven't used it for some time now.

Ichigo: *grabs Zangetsu from his back* Alright, fine, but I really hope you're ready for this… BANKAI! *explosion of blue reiatsu, then the dust clears, with Ichigo holding Tensa Zangetsu* TENSA ZANGETSU!

Urahara: Okay, here goes… BANKAI! *explosion of violet reiatsu, then dust clears, showing Urahara in a red Geisha outfit with a big, metal, bladed fan with tassles on it* SEITEKI KANSHU BENIHIME! (Translation note at the top of the screen: Seiteki Kanshu Benihime = "Sexy Manager Crimson Princess")

Ichigo: *eyes go wide, big sweatdrop on the side of his head* "THAT is your Bankai!?!"

[AltoK]

Yep... its good... and fuuny at that!!!
I think the best one so far is with Ukitake giving Hitsugaya candies!!! XDD!!!

Or "How to Bribe a Captain in 3 Lessons".

Lol, good one, riggermantis. So that was why his Ban Kai isn't one that gives people strength ! Chad would have been too distracted to train ! (and he would have lost all his blood by his nose, as well, making him die swiftly)

[Rising Phoenix]

Shinigami Cup… GOLDEN!

The scene is a barren desert wasteland. Standing opposite one another are Urahara and Ichigo.

Ichigo: *a dumbfounded expression on his face* Explain to me why we're doing this again?

Urahara: *Waves a fan in front of his face, grinning like a Cheshire cat* Because, Kurosaki-san, I need to see just how rusty I am with my Bankai. I haven't used it for some time now.

Ichigo: *grabs Zangetsu from his back* Alright, fine, but I really hope you're ready for this… BANKAI! *explosion of blue reiatsu, then the dust clears, with Ichigo holding Tensa Zangetsu* TENSA ZANGETSU!

Urahara: Okay, here goes… BANKAI! *explosion of violet reiatsu, then dust clears, showing Urahara in a red Geisha outfit with a big, metal, bladed fan with tassles on it* SEITEKI KANSHU BENIHIME! (Translation note at the top of the screen: Seiteki Kanshu Benihime = "Sexy Manager Crimson Princess")

Ichigo: *eyes go wide, big sweatdrop on the side of his head* "THAT is your Bankai!?!"

OMFG!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! That's toooooooooooooo funnyyy!!!LMAO!!!

*Deep breath* enough with the spamming! I'd give this thing a try, but sad fact is that I'm terrible at telling jokes *sob*...

That said I've got a silly,stupid idea...

Shinigami Cup… GOLDEN!


...Yachiru beats Aizen in the final battle . Her Bankai beeing a huge, pink, blood covered, vodoo teddybear....




......

Shoot me....:eek13:

R.P. ( I told ya that me jokes are terrible)

[Boko]

hahaha that one was very good :D its on second place by my standards ;)

[Savage Dragon]

Shinigami Cup… GOLDEN!(said in nanao voice)

Nanao: Shunsui Taichoo today is paperwork day and i needed to clarify some things with...........eh captain taichoo!!!!????

Shunsui: AWW.....turns over on the couch showing a sake bottle in his hand let me sleep ill hadle it later Nano-chan.

1 hour later

Nanao: Shunsui Taichoo i hope you are ready this work is very important for the gotei thir........sweat drop.......Shunsui Taichoo????

Shunsui: passed out drunk in front of the 8th division base on a bench

Nanao: (cluches fist with anger) Shunsui Taichoo (a lightbolb pops over her head and and slight evil grin appears on her face)

The next day

Shunsui walks into his the 8th division main room and sees a botle of sake, a cup and a vase with roses. Theirs a messege on the floorers reading enjoy the sake sinceraly Nano-chan

Shunsui: my sweet Nano-chan i always knew you admirred your captain

Picks up the botle an alarm goes off and all the doors and windows close shut and a bunch of papers fall onto the desk

Shunsui: What the!!??

Turns over the card
PS. Im taking today off and the doors wont open till you do all the paper work
by the way that isnt sake, it is just water
picture of Nanao showing her tongue is on the back of the card

[thelastangel]

Haha that sake one was enough funny XD

[Boko]

Hahah its a very deep Shinigami Cup Golden that displace the relationship betwen a caprain and his VC :P ahaha

[grimm_fans]

I like the aizen one and the shunsuixnanao

[Savage Dragon]

so far besides mine
my favorite one has to be the one where yuruichi walks into sui fongs room :winking56

[lordsmish]

I got a new one:
Shiganami cup golden

Aizen gin and tousen talking about hueco mundez and taking over the world

Aizen:So once we take over the world and destory the shianamis we need to set some rules.

Gin:I call president
Tousen: vice-president
Aizen:S**t