What Silly Things Did You Do When You Were Little?

[asian]

haha score! thanks uzi

crim-LMFAO aww man, *wipes tears*

pipp-that sucks man, i'm allergic to cats so that cant happen.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

haha score! thanks uzi

crim-LMFAO aww man, *wipes tears*

pipp-that sucks man, i'm allergic to cats so that cant happen.

I know you laugh because it's so true. You should totally try it. ^-^

[asian]

crim- are you talking about the fruit with the like greenish shell and its yellow on the inside and really sweet?

[Crimson_Stigmata]

crim- are you talking about the fruit with the like greenish shell and its yellow on the inside and really sweet?

Umm kind of but I think it's more of a brown than greenish. If it's greenish and it has bumps and it smells good then, that's jack fruit.

Durian has a weird smell, but inside it's also yellow like Jack fruit. Except outside is really hard and it has spikes.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

u guys were talking weird while i uploade my pic lol im going to put it on for post 1000! so look for it!

[Pipp-ORK]

Wow...A spikey fruit? O_O Have you ever hit anyone with it? I would! Bwaha!! :doindadom

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol u should get that gif(bwhahaha)! fits u perfect pipp!

[asian]

lol, no my mom always threw itaway before i could take it...but i dont like it...i think its wayy to sweet for me or somethng...

[Uzichida Cantameru]

u cant behold the power of sweetness? u must not be to sweet than *sigh* no offense lol n np for pic.

[asian]

haha funny uzi don;t make me kcik your ass!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

gah i bet u could, i would take it like a man, i wont fight back to a girl nor boy for a stupid reason...srry :P

[asian]

-_-* well what fun is that then?

[Uzichida Cantameru]

exactly and thats y u wouldnt do it, its called reverse psycology!

[asian]

haha right! ^_^

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol dun dun dun, *trumpets play in backround* post 1000 ^_^ its peanut butter jelly time WOOT^_^ \^_^/
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/ \ ^_^ pound it ladies and gentlemen heres my pic!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/fiendsrfun/SCAN.jpg

woot! *gives 1000 boxes of pocky to every1* ^_^ woot thnx all now my sig will be changed! 1000 posts in 4 days!!!!

ps i know it looks bad but i was a kid then, i look a lot older now ^_^

[asian]

lol you have a tie and everything *laughs*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

dur, i said i was young and stupid, now i dont wear ties at all!

[Pipp-ORK]

Ahaha! Wittle Uzi! With a tie! O_O Soo..is that the ONLY time that you've ever worn a suit and tie? You seem to really hate 'em.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

basically, i only wore it 3 times in my life. graduation, a funeral, and finally my confermation mass. otherwise, black shirt and green kakies. ask zero i always were kakies.

edit: wait wait wait hold the phone! u called WITTLE WTF!!!!!*beats with shovel handle* NOW WHOS WITTLE !!!jk jk jk

[asian]

lol, i bet he burned the suit after that picture.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol i did, burned pretty nicely to. Recommended highly

[asian]

alright! *pours gas all over skirts* BONFIRE!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

*dances around it* lol ah good times good times btw check out new sig :P

[Pipp-ORK]

basically, i only wore it 3 times in my life. graduation, a funeral, and finally my confermation mass. otherwise, black shirt and green kakies. ask zero i always were kakies.

edit: wait wait wait hold the phone! u called WITTLE WTF!!!!!*beats with shovel handle* NOW WHOS WITTLE !!!jk jk jk
I love kakies. I hate skirts. And I like black shirts. :doindadom Skirts are annoying; but when I was llittle my grandma FORCED me to wear those evil things..Soccer was a living nightmare until I became...INDEPENDANT!! :doindadom Go me! Oh, and Uzi..I've had more shovel handle-beating practice than you!! Waha!! Take this! And that! :doindadom (joking)

[asian]

lol NICE! haha go us!

[Pipp-ORK]

Skirt-burning bon-fires RULE!! And dresses! And every frilly, pink, and formal piece of crap in my closet!! Yessssssssssss....

[Uzichida Cantameru]

as i can tell, Pipp-Ork isnt one of those needy girls ^_^. thats good, come make me mad when you have to go and hang up. lol Go Pipp-ORK/asian style *sigh* how sad of me, woe is me!

[Darren337]

wow uzi, i leave to finally get my pic thing taken care of and hang with some friends, and when i come back.... ur... clinical.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yea they torcherd me *sigh* a man starts to break down when called numerus things lol jk.

[Darren337]

im sorry i left you alone... oh well, its all good now.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yep ^_^ my pic is somewere in this thread...idk were its only staying up for another day or 2. from 5-6 yrs ago

[Pipp-ORK]

Uzi always WAS clinical, Darren. O_O

And have you seen Uzi's wittle-bittle rosy cheeks? Hehehe..(jk.)

[Uzichida Cantameru]

Christ you guys love picking on me dont you! o well idc. bite me. :P jk

[Darren337]

pipp: i meant more than he usually is. the way ppl usually act is what i call "normal." when they deviate from that in any manner, i use the appropriate terminology.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

which ='s u think im going InSaNe lol. hate to break ur dreams but im not, just a little to happy bout reaching over 1000 posts.

[Darren337]

a lil too happy... hehehe. its all good, props uzi.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

thnx, btw ur almost there about 150 more and youll achieve 5 stars ^_^

[Pipp-ORK]

Hey! I just realized! The time above my post is wrong, it's supposed to be 1:12 am! O_O I must've chosen the wrong time area...

[Darren337]

level 5 urahara status is what i call it. thas the lil logo on urahara's cane sheath for benihime and on rukia's kick ass red glove.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yes it is... dur... lol darren connected 2 things together.*gives pocky* i did not realize it was same symbol.

[Darren337]

!?! come on uzi, i saw the glove, thought "wow thas cool" and then saw urahara knock kon out of ichigo's body in one lil tap and i was like "HEY ITS THE LIL FLAME SKULL!!!"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol i nvr realized that, nvr looked at the little details. but yes the glove is awesome!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y5...dsrfun/SCAN.jpg
heres my pick darren just laugh and ill get rid of it, the others have cept ch1hiro

[Darren337]

dead link uzi

[Uzichida Cantameru]

not nymore
oopppsss its gone srry :P

[Darren337]

*nod* yup, kinda like my bro mixed with... the kid from harry potter.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol im Harry POThead lol jk.smoking is gey and bad for u

[Darren337]

agreed. i went to subway today... the 2 girls there were wasted. i was getting pissed as i waited for my food.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

its just said, instead of telling som1 about it they rather kill brain cells and injure their own body. thats what i see as low but not as low as killing urself while waste.

[Darren337]

i say screw it all. remove all warning labels and let the problem solve itself.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

by some1 in ur family dying, if they were family?

[Darren337]

wwwhaaaaaat?

[Crimson_Stigmata]

lol, no my mom always threw itaway before i could take it...but i dont like it...i think its wayy to sweet for me or somethng...

I think Jack Fruit is sweeter than durian. Or they each have their own kind of sweetness.

To answer pip's question have I ever hit anyone with it? Yes and no. I tried hitting my sis with it one time, but I ended up throwing it at the wall, and it left a lot of holes in the wall.

[Pipp-ORK]

Wow...That's one kick-ass fruit! ^__^ I shall dominnnattteeeee!! Bwahahaha!!

[Porkchop Express]

by some1 in ur family dying, if they were family?

AHAHAHA... what?... That’s the least comprehendible thing you've said so far... I have absolutely no idea what your trying to say!?!

Hahaha I remember one! I was on holiday in Italy when I was about 13. We'd gone out to dinner at quite a small classy restaurant, which was also the owner’s house. anyway I had to go to that bathroom so I asked the guy for directions and he sent me to this room that just had a hole in the floor and a ring on the back of the door, anyway after about 10mins of sheer confusion I figured out that I had to hold onto the rope and lean backwards and aim for the hole in the floor... I figured it was some kind of cheap continental toilet. A couple of days later I found out that I had the words for left and right mixed up and I'd crapped in the guys shower... My sister told my parents and they made me go back to apologise... How do you say sorry for crapping in another guys shower!?! I bet I'm the only person whose ever had to look it up in Italian….

[Crimson_Stigmata]

AHAHAHA... what?... That’s the least comprehendible thing you've said so far... I have absolutely no idea what your trying to say!?!

Hahaha I remember one! I was on holiday in Italy when I was about 13. We'd gone out to dinner at quite a small classy restaurant, which was also the owner’s house. anyway I had to go to that bathroom so I asked the guy for directions and he sent me to this room that just had a hole in the floor and a ring on the back of the door, anyway after about 10mins of sheer confusion I figured out that I had to hold onto the rope and lean backwards and aim for the hole in the floor... I figured it was some kind of cheap continental toilet. A couple of days later I found out that I had the words for left and right mixed up and I'd crapped in the guys shower... My sister told my parents and they made me go back to apologise... How do you say sorry for crapping in another guys shower!?! I bet I'm the only person whose ever had to look it up in Italian….

Wow that's hot. ^-^"

Oh well I have a similar story but it involves a dog, the dog's poop and the shower. >_>"

[Porkchop Express]

Wow that's hot. ^-^"

Oh well I have a similar story but it involves a dog, the dog's poop and the shower. >_>"

hahaha! I took a shower once and then the cat must have taken a pooh in it. Then when my mum found the pooh she blamed me! Even tho it was clearly cat pooh! it was black and about an inch long for Christ’s sake!?! To this day my sister still asks me if I’ve poohed in the shower lately… she told my last girlfriend as well! That’s just mean!

[Crimson_Stigmata]

hahaha! I took a shower once and then the cat must have taken a pooh in it. Then when my mum found the pooh she blamed me! Even tho it was clearly cat pooh! it was black and about an inch long for Christ’s sake!?! To this day my sister still asks me if I’ve poohed in the shower lately… she told my last girlfriend as well! That’s just mean!

LOL and they say cats are smart. >_<"

[Porkchop Express]

LOL and they say cats are smart. >_<"

Just who is spreading this lie?

[Darren337]

thats a good question. as for porkchop's comment on not being able to understand uzi, yeah that was based on a previous comment...

[Crimson_Stigmata]

thats a good question. as for porkchop's comment on not being able to understand uzi, yeah that was based on a previous comment...

My sis seems to think that Cats are smarter than dogs. I dunno maybe they are?

[Darren337]

depends on the animal. i think cats and dogs have personalities and different intelligence levels.

[Glayce]

[votes for dogs]

depends on the animal. i think cats and dogs have personalities and different intelligence levels.
[supports]

As for the silly things I did when I was a kid... Hmm.. [thinks] I guess it was recognising the wrong person. The worst thing is that I grabbed his arm and called him 'daddy' while the confused man's sons watch on with this 'when-did-we-have-a-sister' look.

[Darren337]

whoa! that pretty bad! "dad since when did we have a sister!?!" O.o i can see it now... oh god thas funny... ROFL

[Glayce]

[blushes and hides face behind book] at least I'm glad that their mum wasn't there. Lol.. In the end my mum had to apologise. I wonder if the boys were glad or dissapointed that they don't have a sister afterall.

[Darren337]

OOOOOO.... well i hope it wasnt too big of a deal.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol has my question confuse you guys that badly?! i knew u pep wouldnt be able to figure it out, but nvm about that. Cats are evil and i would post more pics why but you guys lik "kitties" so i cant T_T

[Crimson_Stigmata]

[blushes and hides face behind book] at least I'm glad that their mum wasn't there. Lol.. In the end my mum had to apologise. I wonder if the boys were glad or dissapointed that they don't have a sister afterall.

LOL >_<"

That's just too funny. I almost fell off my chair. People are starting to look at me funny >_>"

See what you did?? T_T

[Darren337]

uzi: dude, i like em, but i can still kill em. it all depend on my mood.

crimson: BREEEEATHE!!!! ok now stop, straight face.... you can do this.

[Glayce]

crimson: Lol... [tickles] Just kidding. [passes a cup of hot coffee over] There.. there.. drink it slowly. Just make sure you don't spit it out while laughing. And don't fall off your chair! [ties crimson to the chair] Now, you make me feel like laughing at myself too.

[Darren337]

do it. T_T laugh. you KNOW you want to... you cant resist it. its like the llama song on albino black sheep.

[Glayce]

No way! [keeps a very straight face] There. :p Vic-to-ry!~

[Uzichida Cantameru]

DONT BREATHE! lol get an oxygen bar to do it for you! :for crimson

[Aboroth]

llama llama duck rotfl or maybe that was badger badger duck dont remeber ;d and no i dont belive that your not laughin ;x

[Uzichida Cantameru]

i believe ur think badge badger badger mushroom

[Glayce]

o.0 why badger? Why not tiger or monkey or kangaroo or platipus?

[Porkchop Express]

I dunno badgers have always been considered one of nature’s funnier animals, at least in my experience.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

here ill post the link!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/badgers.html
right click and press play keep turning it on and off, its so much funnier.

[Aboroth]

Exactly mushroom well the most funny animal is the pengu ;d


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

t3h badger ;(

[Darren337]

here comes the lion... only in kenya... only in keyna we've got lions...

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol... i have a lion, its called a zoo!

[Darren337]

i have a zoo too, its called the World Famous San Diego Zoo. i used to work there and im trying to work there again this summer.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol that must be a pretty bad job sumtimes. i have job at a hospital. mmy zoo is called the Bronx Zoo <--sumtin like that havent been there in yrs.

[Darren337]

working in the gift shops at the zoo is kick ass, you dont even know... so worth it because its like here, you meet people from around the world.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yea i could imagine, maybe when i go there in a yr or 3, i can see you in real life, since ive already seen a pic of you.

[Darren337]

yeah i'll wear a bleach logo or sumthin.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

it will say "im darren337 im a kool bleacher" then pep will come up to you and ask ur a fan of bleach(like for washing machines) and youll just go yea.

[Darren337]

yeah i rock clorox 2, how bout you! T_T sigh

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol that would be so funny, best thing ever. i asked one of my friends if hes seen bleach. He said yes i use it on my clothes. i walked away laughing at him.

[Darren337]

lol that would be so funny, best thing ever. i asked one of my friends if hes seen bleach. He said yes i use it on my clothes. i walked away laughing at him.


hahaha, nice!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol *save picture* future aig not this bleach that bleach!

[Darren337]

naw im already using that

[Uzichida Cantameru]

like u ever had a sig. *stares at nothing* yep. mine pwns all!

[Darren337]

not for a sig, but for anothr project, i made an av off that file.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol until u got the mask? *takes masks off* gah ur ugly *puts it back on*

[Darren337]

ive never rocked anything but the mask (its there for a reason uzi) and i made the av for someone else so if you plan on being a biter, go ahead, use it.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

im not i already have enough crap to cycle threw each month.(to be exact over 1000 pics)

[Porkchop Express]

I've got one. I used to dress up like a rat and dance around on a stage for money. I suppose you could say I was head hunted for the role. My character was a cool streetwise rat that sang (mimed) about rocking rats who love cheese... It was pretty catchy and the kids loved me! Then I got fired for refusing to do a performance in Portsmouth because I'd made plans to go to Camelot to see the jousting. stupid rat king! one day I'll have my revenge...

[ZeroWind]

Alright guys I am gonna be honest. I once ate a cigarette at the age of 1 and a half. Alright there u got it out of me.

[Darren337]

wow, eating a cig at that age can be really toxic... the worst i ever did like that was before i was even a year old i used to chew on my dad's vinyl collection (12" LPs for you who think my dad just has chunks of vinyl laying around) the bindings still have damage... i look at it and go, "i have left my mark."

[Uzichida Cantameru]

omg zero was on crack since 1 yrs old!!! lol at least u stopped ^_^

[Pipp-ORK]

Zero's on crack? Woahhhh....

[Uzichida Cantameru]

no hes not, i know him pretty well and he doesnt show any signs of doing drugs. gj zero! even though i look like im on it, but im not, if ever do drugs ill die. im deadly allergic.

[Darren337]

i cant do crack!!!! IM ALLERGIC!!!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol i am, i wouldnt want to do it any way. allergies+ asma + weak immune system= dead me

[Darren337]

hmmm. not only that, its a great excuse... "sorry, cant try it... im allergic."

[Uzichida Cantameru]

gd, y dont u have some under my condition, youll be sick for at least 3 days.

[Pipp-ORK]

Yeah. Drugs suck ass. I once had a classmate who used to hide out in the janitor's closet and sniff the cleaners. He died from overdose. In the janitor's closet. O_O What a fine way to go..

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol, dying with a mop i feel bad for him.

[asian]

that'd be freaky you know? opening the door one day and WHUMP! some dead guy falls on you.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yea that would be ubber scary @_@ to hard to think about it, hope janitor wasnt in shock.

[ZeroWind]

It would be odd. But then there would be mystery afoot. *Puts on Sherlock Holmes Cap and put Corncob Pipe in Mouth* Come my dear Watson(Uzi) there is a mystery afoot.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

kool, watson was always the one that could figure stuff out. watch young sherlock holmes its a great movie to show in skool and for young children, in fact it was one of my first movies.

[ZeroWind]

Holmes is absolutely the sickest with his intuition and all.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol he plays the violin. but to get back ontopic.
yea in my old skool this one teacher used to dump desks and ur books would fly out everywere. major embarrsement.

[Porkchop Express]

I'm pretty sure Sherlock Homes had a crack addiction, that’s why I find this discussion so amusing anyways. This has no doubt occurred to everyone else. I'm not really sure why there’s mystery afoot why some guys died from sniffing cleaner. There are some really strong chemicals where I work and it takes all my restraint not to sniff those, I just love to sniff things, probably why my nose bleeds so often.

My idea of the perfect day would be sitting outside in the sunshine with my friends drinking shandys on the driveway sniffing petrol from an oily rag... don’t drink the petrol tho! The smell it tricks you! and if your going to try and blow fire please tie back your hair first! I cried that day...

[Darren337]

porkchop = chemical issues. nothing more need be said.

[Porkchop Express]

hahaha... yeah a little bit yeah.. don’t tell me you don’t enjoy the petrol darren!?! What’s this resent craze of drinking cough syrup anyway? We don’t do that over hear yet.

[Darren337]

YET? *sigh* anyway i like the smell when im at the station filling up, or when you go to a race track, or the smell of burnt diesel, but naw i dont sit there going .... "i like this rag...." *DEEEEEEEEEP BREATH*

[Porkchop Express]

What do you mean "YET? *sigh*" you have to realise what an influence America has over my country. Its only a matter of time until cough syrup drinking becomes a serious problem over here because some loser thinks its cool because he saw it on some American TV show, not sure what show exactly, id guess some kind of modern day equivalent to party of five.

I don’t believe in drug censorship in the media or that America has any kind of obligation to educate the world on these matters. But sadly that’s the reality. Anyway I was just wondered what the attraction to drinking cough syrup was?

[Darren337]

i wish i knew. i dont practice any sort of drug worshipping (just my way of sayin "being a druggie") if you discount caffeine. cough syrup has stuff like ibuprofen in it, which is a depressant. at a high enough concentration, a depressant can cause you to go comatose. weed is a depressant, alcohol is too. this is just another in the list of stupid things people do because they dont know how to find happiness and stimulation in the world. their ignorance is so enfuriating. "oh im bored and dont know what i should do with my time, lets go buy some crack and stay up for a week." the thought sickens me.

[Porkchop Express]

hmmmm, I find your stance on this rather closed minded, almost to the extent that it offends me. Your clearly are incredibly strong willed person to be able to say such things and I hope in reality you'll be able to live up to your own self image. I don’t know if you've been personally affected by drugs through friends, family, relationships etc but not everyone has the ability to deal with things the way that you can.

[Darren337]

i admit my statement sounded closed minded, but it was a rant. they tend to be very narrow minded if you look at them in a general manner. as for me, i do not drink, smoke, or intake any substance that would adversly affect me. i know that many people cannot live by such standards, but it sometimes feels like some dont care to live by any standards. i make no generalizations about cliques, crowds, cultures, races, music, clothes. only that people know drugs mess you up and seem not to care. i have been affected by this. and it hurts me as much as my statement hurt you, if not more.



back on topic, i used to make tents out of bed sheets and the furniture in my living room.

[Porkchop Express]

I’ve got one! I think I was about 12 at the time? Anyway I was on scout camp (yes I know that makes me a loser) and my friend Geoff (yes the guy who crapped in the pathway) was acting like.. erm… well kind of like the type of guy who craps in a public actually... so we wrestled him to the ground and using my scouting enhanced abilities pegged his arms and legs down and left him in a field for 4 hours... What we didn’t realise was that it was the hottest day of the year and Geoff got sunstroke, passed out and had to be taken to the first aid tent by one of the leaders... It was pretty funny until he got back and beat the crap out of about 8 of us at the same time, I've never seen anyone so mad at me before...

hmmm....I remember when I used to go round to Geoff’s house after school and occasionally this guy called Bret would show up. I always remember this one time we were in Geoff's room fighting the main boss on streets of rage 2, then all of a sudden the bed seemed wet, I turned round and Bret was just sat there laughing then he shouted out "I’ve just wet myself"... It was one of the most shocking things anyone’s ever said to me… In hindsight I suppose the main boss at the end of streets of rage 2 is one of about 8 acceptable reasons to piss yourself but not on someone else’s bed!?! Anyway er yeah I think that’s the only time anyone’s ever wee’d on me.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

I’ve got one! I think I was about 12 at the time? Anyway I was on scout camp (yes I know that makes me a loser) and my friend Geoff (yes the guy who crapped in the pathway) was acting like.. erm… well kind of like the type of guy who craps in a public actually... so we wrestled him to the ground and using my scouting enhanced abilities pegged his arms and legs down and left him in a field for 4 hours... What we didn’t realise was that it was the hottest day of the year and Geoff got sunstroke, passed out and had to be taken to the first aid tent by one of the leaders... It was pretty funny until he got back and beat the crap out of about 8 of us at the same time, I've never seen anyone so mad at me before...

hmmm....I remember when I used to go round to Geoff’s house after school and occasionally this guy called Bret would show up. I always remember this one time we were in Geoff's room fighting the main boss on streets of rage 2, then all of a sudden the bed seemed wet, I turned round and Bret was just sat there laughing then he shouted out "I’ve just wet myself"... It was one of the most shocking things anyone’s ever said to me… In hindsight I suppose the main boss at the end of streets of rage 2 is one of about 8 acceptable reasons to piss yourself but not on someone else’s bed!?! Anyway er yeah I think that’s the only time anyone’s ever wee’d on me.

Wow that's totally hot. >_>"

I think the only reason people would want to get pissed on, is if they get stung by a jelly fish. Even so, I would be a little uncomfortable peeing on my best friends legs or where he/she got stung on.

Umm...when I was reading the peeing part, I thought you friend said that he just had a wet dream. >_>" Which I thought would have been even funnier. But meh I like to see stuff that aren't there. ^-^"

Go me! ^-^

[Uzichida Cantameru]

Porcks u mustve had one f*d up chilhood and it mustve been pretty kool ^_^ i wish i was more like you!

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Porcks u mustve had one f*d up chilhood and it mustve been pretty kool ^_^ i wish i was more like you!

I think being you is the best. Besides you should always be yourself. Don't try to be something that you aren't. You will just be lying to yourself. >_>"

Besides I consider all you guys my friends. ^-^"

Oh and I saw your pic, it's supper hot. ^-^"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

wha wha pic?
but yea im not "in the crowd" who change style etc. to fit in. But i wonder what it would be like not to be yourself for a day, but be able to become som1 else and live their life. always seems like a cool thing i wish could happen.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

wha wha pic?
but yea im not "in the crowd" who change style etc. to fit in. But i wonder what it would be like not to be yourself for a day, but be able to become som1 else and live their life. always seems like a cool thing i wish could happen.

The one with the tie.

And yeah I guess that would be kind of cool. You could always dream about being someone else.

I do this a lot...I dream about being Ichigo...yeah I'm sad I know >_<"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol u called me super hot, thats from like 4-6 yrs agor maybe more, now i look a lot darker, were all black cept pants which are green kackies(only pants i wear) and i also always wear a jacket even during summer when its like 96* out, and i think i give this vibe of depression. im weirder than your ichigo dreams. lol

[Crimson_Stigmata]

lol u called me super hot, thats from like 4-6 yrs agor maybe more, now i look a lot darker, were all black cept pants which are green kackies(only pants i wear) and i also always wear a jacket even during summer when its like 96* out, and i think i give this vibe of depression. im weirder than your ichigo dreams. lol

You weirdo! No I'm just kidding. When I use to live in the East Coast, and it would snow...I would wear shorts, and sandals to school. >_>" Everyone gave me weird looks..>_>"

[Darren337]

crimson: you take the weird vote.

i dream of being elsewhere too. i wrote a story and based the characters on me and my friends. thats materializing a dream of elsewhere. i didnt realize it at the time but the story was my way of dealing with depression and sorrow. its trippy to go back and read this non depressing story and go "wtf i actually wrote this??? no possible way."

[Crimson_Stigmata]

crimson: you take the weird vote.

i dream of being elsewhere too. i wrote a story and based the characters on me and my friends. thats materializing a dream of elsewhere. i didnt realize it at the time but the story was my way of dealing with depression and sorrow. its trippy to go back and read this non depressing story and go "wtf i actually wrote this??? no possible way."

Yay! I get to be the king of weird, and skinny. ^-^"

[Darren337]

king of weird, weird eats, skinny, and vampire pale... unless thats still urz uzi..

[Crimson_Stigmata]

king of weird, weird eats, skinny, and vampire pale... unless thats still urz uzi..

No I'm not that pale, although my thighs are very pale...you should see my mom I think she wins the award for pale. She has really white, powder skin color. >_>" She is french/asian >_>"

[Darren337]

whoa, french asian is SUPER HARCORE BLEACH WHITE.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

whoa, french asian is SUPER HARCORE BLEACH WHITE.

Totally >_<" I wish I was more white looking. THen I could totally get some attention from white chicks too. ^-^"

[Darren337]

i generally dont go for white chicks, just cuz almost all of the ones i meet are completely idiodic and live only for their credit card and their closet. *sigh*

[asian]

lol, wow crim >.< aisans these days...
i always wondered this but why does everyone say asian chicks are hot??

[Crimson_Stigmata]

i generally dont go for white chicks, just cuz almost all of the ones i meet are completely idiodic and live only for their credit card and their closet. *sigh*

Meh I just want them to look at me. They totally ignore asian guys. >_>" As for them living on their credit card? That's not a healthy lifestyle. Constantly in debt etc...blah blah it's the american way. >_>"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol to answer darren b4 i believe im the craziest person on this board. ITS MINE!
and i used to were shorts in winter to until i changed to kackies :P

[Darren337]

i dunno about everyone else but i think theyre hot just cuz. *pssst* maybe its the simpler features of the face... i think thats probably what gets me. im not for these girls with super pointy upturned noses. i see it and think, "hey, you got the same model nose as michael jackson... what a coincidence."

[Crimson_Stigmata]

i dunno about everyone else but i think theyre hot just cuz. *pssst* maybe its the simpler features of the face... i think thats probably what gets me. im not for these girls with super pointy upturned noses. i see it and think, "hey, you got the same model nose as michael jackson... what a coincidence."

LOL you better be careful, you might offend someone here >_<"

[asian]

i dont like credit cards...i hate how white chicks always freak out about how they look (some asian chicks as well). i prefer hanging out with people that care more about friends and family and grades and just being happy other than the poeple who wers masks all the time.

[Darren337]

TO ALL: i apologise for the nose comment, this is just my opinion. the nose is a turn off for me.

to uzi: dude, did you wear sandals in the snow like crimson over here? thats F***ing nuts.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

TO ALL: i apologise for the nose comment, this is just my opinion. the nose is a turn off for me.

to uzi: dude, did you wear sandals in the snow like crimson over here? thats F***ing nuts.

I wear sandals all the time, even when it's raining. I can't stand the smell of feet >_<"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

no i dont wear sandals in the snow, i wear boots all yr round, same pair for 4 yrs, the best part is im out of skool dress code and no one cares!

[Darren337]

asian: aw, but i wear a mask *hehehe* hater!

crimson: i only wear shoes. no feet smell. the most theyve ever smelled is like leather. i like the smell of leather.

uzi: yeah boots in snow isnt sandals in snow. thats insane.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

no i dont wear sandals in the snow, i wear boots all yr round, same pair for 4 yrs, the best part is im out of skool dress code and no one cares!

I could never bring myself to wear a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals all at the same time, when it was snowing though.

I want to try streaking in the snow, but I think that would just be really unattractive. >_>"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

but u gotta admit if you get the right boots, it can be used for all ur needs in life!

[Crimson_Stigmata]

but u gotta admit if you get the right boots, it can be used for all ur needs in life!

I think this really applies for girls that have steel toed boots for self defense. There's the boot that really meet their needs. >_>"

[asian]

i have those! but i dont wear them anymore, i wear sneakers and just punch and kick like in aisan movies!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

wait are you calling me a girl! jk jk i dont wear sneakers cause inside breaks after awhile. and if u didnt know i dont wear suites so im not wearing suite type shoes.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

i have those! but i dont wear them anymore, i wear sneakers and just punch and kick like in aisan movies!

You should wear them. Put fear into the hearts of little men everywhere you go. ^-^"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

little "little men" whats that supposed to mean crim?

[asian]

crim, i already do without the steel toe boots!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

u must be a BEAST at fighting.

[asian]

if you guys saw me fighting you would be too! BUWAHAHAHAHAH!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

... right > > i wouldnt fight a girl, no offence, its just morally wrong in my opinion. i see u added delta quiz to ur sig ^_^

[Darren337]

fighting a girl is one thing, but i'd love to spar with you asian. i remember i met this girl from some leukemia and lymphoma Team In Training meet, and her dad was running a marathon to raise money in honor of my bro (who had leukemia). anyway we were both 10 at this time, and me and this girl would brawl like crazy. for no apparent reason either. i cant remember any other reason to brawl other than be both wanted to

[Ryudell]

Referring to Pipp-ORK, did you have to shave your head? I didn't know gum can come off if it gets stuck in hair. When i was around seven, I developed a wierd liking to oil. Not just cooking oil but many types of oil...motor oil, petroleum, tuperntine (did I spell that right?) but my fav was petroleum, i guess. But that wore off a couple of years later *shrugs*

[Darren337]

ryudell: you like it slippery, or do you like it hydrocarbon-based?

[Crimson_Stigmata]

ryudell: you like it slippery, or do you like it hydrocarbon-based?

Ughh that's just dirty on so many levels. >_>"

[Ryudell]

ryudell: you like it slippery, or do you like it hydrocarbon-based?

Um.. I don't understand...why the category? I just liked to sniff the smell, that's all. I'm not that mad to go eatin' it. Metal shavings was enough.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Um.. I don't understand...why the category? I just liked to sniff the smell, that's all. I'm not that mad to go eatin' it. Metal shavings was enough.

Umm I think you missed his dirty joke. >_>"

[Ryudell]

Did he make a joke? Gomen nasai, I didn't get it! *panics*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

Darren makes a lot of dirty jokes, so you can find a lot more of them ^_^ i didnt really get it either so no worries.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Darren makes a lot of dirty jokes, so you can find a lot more of them ^_^ i didnt really get it either so no worries.

You don't get it either??? >_>" Hum this has to be like one of those jokes that only old people get >_<" I feel old now T_T"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

ur not 15 lol. (ur sig) but yea we all dont have dirty corrupted minds...YET

but yea i get like 1/2 of it. have no idea what that hyrdo whaever is.

[Ryudell]

Uhhh, now that I think about it...maybe I do get the joke...but I'm getting pale at the thought. How old is old?

[Uzichida Cantameru]

above 20 for this site.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

ur not 15 lol. (ur sig) but yea we all dont have dirty corrupted minds...YET

but yea i get like 1/2 of it. have no idea what that hyrdo whaever is.

No I'm 17...I will be 18 in 2.5 months. >_>"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

*WOOOOSSSHHHH* there goes the joke right oveer ur head. u already said you were 17 or old a while ago. but ur ichigo sig says 15. get it a bit more now?

[Crimson_Stigmata]

*WOOOOSSSHHHH* there goes the joke right oveer ur head. u already said you were 17 or old a while ago. but ur ichigo sig says 15. get it a bit more now?

I thought that was statement not a joke? I'm confused again T_T"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol it was supposed to be a sarcastic joke.

[Darren337]

>>>>>(the joke)>>>>> *whoosh!*

















you guys.
^ground floor.

like it slippery... yeah it was sorta dirty, but also humans respond to texture in more than just THAT way.

hydrocarbon based: things that are petroleum products (most of the "oils" he named) are petroleum based, and petroleum CHEMICALLY is composed mainly of hydrocarbons.

guys... im only 19.

[Porkchop Express]

Yeah darren, er I knew all that… and please don’t get annoyed but I really still don’t get it...

Ha I thought of another one, closely related to the weeing on one another discussion! I remember when I was about 10 years old and I had a night time accident, I was really embarrassed because I was well passed that type of thing, anyway to comfort me my mum told me a story about the time my dad poohed the bed and she got it all down her arm... so I asked my dad and he said "yeah! I shat the bed! What of it!?!.... Now I think he’s a genius for it but back then it did shatter my perfect father image..... So yeah anyway that’s my greatest fear, poohing on my wife while she sleeps... well by accident anyways.

[Darren337]

a friend of mine pissed on an electric fence o.O he didnt know it was electrfiied until he found out.

[Porkchop Express]

haha that’s awesome! I've always wanted to do that since Lance did it in Neighbours.

How bad was it? Badly burnt? or could he just not stand for a while?

[Darren337]

he said pissing hurt for a week, he hated fences for a month, and was scared to piss outdoors in general for the same amount of time.

[Porkchop Express]

There must be an actual phobia for the "fear of fences"... well it’s a lot better than my aunty who has a debilitating phobia of foam... I said to her one day "so you’re afraid of foam yet you sleep in a normal bed???" I thought she was going to cry, then she stopped breathing for a while... they had to go out and buy a foamless bed or something, my uncle was quite annoyed.

EDIT: Darren your friend had Coprophobia = Fear of fences, this phobia is most commonly found in prisoners.

I apparently suffer from Climacophobia = Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs. Most commonly found in the deaf and semi-deaf jet cart racers.

Wow that's totally hot. >_>"

I think the only reason people would want to get pissed on, is if they get stung by a jelly fish. Even so, I would be a little uncomfortable peeing on my best friends legs or where he/she got stung on.

Umm...when I was reading the peeing part, I thought you friend said that he just had a wet dream. >_>" Which I thought would have been even funnier. But meh I like to see stuff that aren't there. ^-^"

Go me! ^-^

Crimson if any of my friends ever turn to me and say "pee on me jimmy" I would definitely do it, in an appropriate place of course... I mean how many legitimate opportunities do you get in life to pee on another human being!?!

Yeah Brett used to wet he bed all the time, he probably still does. Shortly after he pee'd on me, Geoff told me that he has some condition which gave him a very week bladder, sounds like an excuse someone makes up to wee on people to me but hey.

[Sahiden]

eh, my bed only got wet once cuz my bro threw up over the whole room.
(I got 3 brothers. So I don't have a room of my own.)
But man that was creepy, he just slept on and threw up over 3 meters. He didn't wake up. I didn't even know about it until I tried getting out of bed... Now that's waking up in a bad mood.

[Porkchop Express]

eh, my bed only got wet once cuz my bro threw up over the whole room.
(I got 3 brothers. So I don't have a room of my own.)
But man that was creepy, he just slept on and threw up over 3 meters. He didn't wake up. I didn't even know about it until I tried getting out of bed... Now that's waking up in a bad mood.

God I feel sorry for you! I've never had to share a room with anyone, I don’t know what id do without my personal space. I don’t even like people staying over at my house, the last time I stayed over at someone else’s house one of my friends woke up in the middle of the night (completely drunk) and pee'd in the corner of the room over my phone charger... huh... he claimed he was sleep walking which is possible, managed to find the corner at least. I didn’t really want to use the charger again after that so I gave the phone to my dad and got a new one.

The waking up in sick thing is pretty bad. Luckily I’ve only ever woken up in sick once and it was my own. It wasn’t my fault! My friend forced me to watch a triple bill of Adam Sandler movies (who I really dam hate!) so to distract myself from the crappy movies I attempted to drink 3ltrs of ouzo in an hour, I failed.

[Darren337]

one time i woke up and immediately turned over and got sick... then while trying to inform my parents and get to the bathroom to clean myself up, i threw up right in their door way. it was weird because it came out without warning. i mean, usually you have a couple seconds in which you know "aw man its coming out" but i didnt even get that.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

when i threw up one time it came out like rain. cause all i drank was water the whole day. It hurts ur whole body T_T

[asian]

aww man, once i got really sick and we were in the car and i didn't want to mess up the car so i threw up in my mpouth and swallowed it.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol i do that when im about to have heat stroke. ive done it so many times. i know its def more than 6

[asian]

who here has ever barfed and had it come out of their nose???? *raises hand*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

that is just disturbing *shoots asian* thanks for putting that mental image in my mind.
heres something that will get stuck in your head to!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/fiendsrfun/azu48kc.gif
she shall nvr stop @_@

[asian]

nd the pile never gets bigger...lol
yeah sorry about hta uzi. it just sucks having puke come out your nose cuase it burns and stuff and you have to get the extra puyke out by blowing your nose...>.<

[Uzichida Cantameru]

christ u just dont stop @_@ change my weirdest thing to rding what asian says.

[asian]

lol thats my job!!!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

does it pay well? i mean its ur job and all

[asian]

hell yeah it does, twenty bucks an hour!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol i make more than u and im younger!
50$ a week, bite me asian!

[asian]

you're older than me stupid!!!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

ur 18 or 15 i thought, either way ull be older than me

[asian]

i thought you were older than me dude, but yes im fifteen.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

my b-day is a long while away lol approx 5-6 months

[asian]

yours is before mine, so you are in fact, older.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

WOW that makes me happy, im older than som1 im the youngest in every class i have ever been in!

[asian]

lol, now i feel little...T_T

[Uzichida Cantameru]

u are a speck compared to me! lol... i wish i couldve taken this pic from Super Milk Chan right now. It was a dude dressed up as a girl. reminded me of u thats y jk jk jk.

[asian]

YOU CALLING ME A GUY??!?!?!?!?!..............okay, everyone else does. >.<

[Darren337]

its ok asian, BP still loves you.

uzi: you are a speck compared to me! 19 > 15. and when i get back to the zoo (they called me, i have a job again!) i will be making somewhere around 150/wk which is decent.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yea i was just joking cause i thought she was 18 this whole time.
Also no i wasnt calling u a guy. i say every post i talk to u i use "she" dur... use ur common sense now.(revenge from post ur picture) lol

[asian]

well duh you dork i was kididn gfool *throws pot at uzi*

[freja9]

i still remember following boys to play during breaks in kindergarten instead of following the girls to play girly stuff. i like to climb trees. one day, the bunch of us climbed a mango tree to steal mangoes but we were caught by the gardener. sad sad. we thought that we could bring home the stolen mangoes as our prize for our parents

[Pipp-ORK]

I once overheard my grandma saying that she wanted a bleeding-heart. (Type of flower.) So one day, I went to the graveyard down the road, and picked ALL of the flowers on the graves. (I was 5 at the time, and it was a relatively small graveyard.) I went home with a huge wreath around my neck, a load of flowers stuffed in my shirt, and a large vase in my hands. I was oh-so-proud, and I though that grandma would be happy. I got in trouble, and she spanked me! >__< Mean *****..

[Uzichida Cantameru]

thats sad... cause as a kid i used to have to plant those flowers. No wonder they all disappered one day ><
When i planted them one time i drowned a whole area by putting to much water. I got yelle at ><

[Zuzumoo]

This happend when I was a baby...

I pushed a TV off and it sqaushed me... though I didn't get hurt but the TV broke.. o.O;;

And when I was a toddler, I ate some of my dad's calming/sleeping pill things... I had a handful of it and I started laughing at nothing... and bumped my head on the edge of the tablet then slept for 4 hours.. o.O;;;;;;;;;

[Ryudell]

This happend when I was a baby...

I pushed a TV off and it sqaushed me... though I didn't get hurt but the TV broke.. o.O;;

And when I was a toddler, I ate some of my dad's calming/sleeping pill things... I had a handful of it and I started laughing at nothing... and bumped my head on the edge of the tablet then slept for 4 hours.. o.O;;;;;;;;;

The TV BROKE????? Please tell me your mother was joking...or the TV was seriously ancient. And looks like the pills had the oppsite effect on you, ne? You became hyper...

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Being the stupid child that I was, I went out of my way to collect black widows. Knowing full well that they can kill. >_>"

Yeah so I played with Black widows with chop sticks. Their web is surprisely strong. I lost several chop sticks in their webs and it's very sticky. >_>"

[Porkchop Express]

Being the stupid child that I was, I went out of my way to collect black widows. Knowing full well that they can kill. >_>"

Yeah so I played with Black widows with chop sticks. Their web is surprisely strong. I lost several chop sticks in their webs and it's very sticky. >_>"

... . . . . . . .That’s just stupid! haha! I applaud you! We don’t have any dangerous animals in this country... I once went mano-e-mano with a rather ill tempers swan but taunting black widows with chopsticks is just plain crazy!!! Probably rather good chopstick training mind.. You truly must be a master of the art.

Yeah swans are pretty territorial creatures tho. It didn’t break my arm, it just tried to trample me to death. If a swan ever tried to break my arm id just punch it in the neck, I reckon it’d go down.

[kinonai]

Are you kidding? A swan's neck is bendable...you probably wouldn't hurt it one bit. In fact, you'd probably just make it even more mad and then it'd kill you. Great, attack of the killer swans, right? :)

[Porkchop Express]

Are you kidding? A swan's neck is bendable...you probably wouldn't hurt it one bit. In fact, you'd probably just make it even more mad and then it'd kill you. Great, attack of the killer swans, right? :)

... Yeah but.. err... crap.

I'd still expect to do a certain amount of damage, At least wind it significantly. Do swans have adams apples? Possible it would just confuse it into letting me go... huh... There only one way to settle this, I'm off to kick some swans ass.

[kinonai]

Yeah, good luck with that. *gets ready to go to your funeral*

[Darren337]

i have a better idea with the swan, fake a whack at it so it tries to stick its neck out at you to bite, and then grab its neck and swing it around a couple times. doom.

not really a silly thing:
when i was 2 i went into the bathroom right after my dad had gotten out from taking a shower. the shower is a pair of sliding glass doors with a metal rail on the floor. i didnt know that the floor was slippery, and as i went to grab a toy out of the shower, i fell and slammed right into the edge of the railing. i was out cold for a while and i even went to the emergency room. i have a little scar right under my nose from the impact.

[Porkchop Express]

I dunno? Swans are pretty heavy creatures, it would take some force to spin a swan. Besides its wings span is so huge they could easily smack you in the head, when I wrote that I actually hit myself in the face. Proving that even when your pretending to fight a swan it hurts! Those are some tough birds.

But yeah since you’ve turned the discussion towards scars… I have a large scar on my left leg where I was mauled by a dog in the street. I was on the ground bleeding! You could see bone! And the dog owner just said “hahaha you shouldn’t have got so close” then pissed off! He just left me there! Apart from my leg scar I have some other little scars and burns from various accidents, oh and this rather large scar where I tried to chew my own arm off, turns out its rather difficult. Does anybody here have a weird growth?

[Darren337]

i have a lot of little scars from woking on things

[kat]

When I was little I was stapling some papers and I was curious to how it felt so I stapled my finger. I also ran into the wall once and broke one of my teeth. I still to this day walk into doors.

In middle school I was trying to pull a nail out of a board but I wasn’t holding the hammer correctly so it slipped of the nail and hit my lip and cut it.

I remember a little boy on the school bus sharpened his finger.

[Darren337]

wow, that was like a circus of odd. good stuff!!!

[Sahiden]

When I was 12 or 13, during the summer. I really was suffering from my allergies back then. But I also managed to catch a cold that day.
I just came out of shower. I went to the living room and suddenly I really had to sneeze.
Only, I didn't have anything to sneeze in at that moment.
The drawer with handkerchiefs was only 5 meters away. So i ran to it and...
I didn't make. I sneezed right in front of the drawer and a really big pile came out. It really wasn't pretty. So I ran to the kitchen to get something to clean it. Only I sneeze again in the doorway from the living room to the kitchen.
Again a mess on te ground.

At that very moment I ran to get cleaning stuff, my dad and my brother came in.
My brother was wearing no shoes and no socks and was explaining something to my dad. He was constantly looking up and dancing around. He stepped right in the second spot.
He panicked and then checked what he stepped into. He found it so yucky he deiced to get a handkerchief and clean his foot. So he hopped to the drawer and hopped right in the first pile.
He started crying after that and I needed to clean everything up.

[Darren337]

omg hahahahaha i feel bad for your brother, but that was a perfect setup!

[asian]

lol, that is beautiful yet disgusting....yet beautiful! i think i ran out of stories....

[Pipp-ORK]

When I was in grade 8, my friend was sick, (he lived on the same street that I did) so the teacher told me to bring his school bag to him. (He'd left it in school) On the bus ride home, I was pretending to light the bag on fire with a lighter. (I'd put the flame really close, then pull it away.) There was a stick of deodorant in it, and it melted and leeked out. Too bad for me, it was flamable. ;_; Fwoosh. The bag went up in flames, so I did the first thing that came to mind. I tossed the flaming bag out the window. It landed on a car that was speeding in the passing lane, and I guess it shocked the driver, because the car rammed right into the side of the bus and knocked it off the road. I had to do community service hours, and it was all because of a stick of deodorant..;_;

[Porkchop Express]

.... hmmm.... well gotta say not really the deodorants fault there pipp-ORK... haha... How many cumulative hours of communality service have you done now anyway!?! I mean a few of your stories now have ended with... and then it caught fire (or pooh was thrown)... destruction of property... endangerment of life... community service... haha, It's like you don’t even care enough to run away... which is commendable.

[Pipp-ORK]

Yep. I've done LOTS of community service hours..;_; But if you had a flaming bag in YOUR lap, wouldn't you have tossed it out the window? O_O" But DAMN, the bus driver was mad..And so was my friend...AND the driver of that car..And my grandma..T_T

[Porkchop Express]

hahaha... I'm starting to feel a little sorry for your grandma now. You appear to have this innate ability to screw stuff up badly.. I mean could you not have at least tried to aim it towards the pavement or at least not the bonnet of a passing car. To be honest, I actually quite like trying to hold onto things that are on fire anyway, its like a challenge.. Did you used to do that thing where you'd coat your hands in deodorant then the set your hands on fire and run around slapping one another? It was fun until the deodorant burnt off anyway. I'm surprised you didn’t get expelled for that.

What community service did you get that time?

[Kiechi]

I told a teacher to **** off.

[Pipp-ORK]

hahaha... I'm starting to feel a little sorry for your grandma now. You appear to have this innate ability to screw stuff up badly.. I mean could you not have at least tried to aim it towards the pavement or at least not the bonnet of a passing car. To be honest, I actually quite like trying to hold onto things that are on fire anyway, its like a challenge.. Did you used to do that thing where you'd coat your hands in deodorant then the set your hands on fire and run around slapping one another? It was fun until the deodorant burnt off anyway. I'm surprised you didn’t get expelled for that.

What community service did you get that time?

Actually, everyone was screaming, and I had a flaming bag in my lap, and the lighter had fallen in some guys jacket pocket, and I didn't really look where I had thrown the bag, I just...tossed it. O_O And I ALMOST got expelled, but (most of) the teachers liked me, and the driver of that car decided not to press charges. I had to clean up around town, do janitorial work for the school, write an 800 word apology to both the bus and the car driver, buy my friend a new school bag, pay for the burnt books that were in the bag, and I had to do a number of chores for a bunch of random people. ;_; For a year and a half. That's a little TOO many hours for just a little accident..

[Pipp-ORK]

Indigo? Shut up. At least I don't pay 30+ dollars for an Angel Sanctuary graphic novel, and even more for a Tenjou Tenge box-set. Nyahh.

[Porkchop Express]

Yes, Pipp-ORK DOES have an ability to screw things up. EVERYTHING, to be exact. It was because of her that that huge tree fell straight through the theater ceiling. I mean, that tree could've CRUSHED someone! It was November, and Pipp-ORK wanted a christmas tree. In November. :eek13: So she found a big-ass tree, and (tried to) cut it down. She got it half-way done, a few more chops and that tree would've been gone. But Pipp-ORK decided that the tree was too big, and just left and went to Subway. There was a strong wind that night...;_; Pipp-ORK, your attention span sucks ASS.

haha... ah see now that’s an honest mistake.. It happened to me once... quite recently actually.. Luckily I only took out some guy’s dry stone wall. One of my friends from work was complaining about the fact that fox hunting had been banned, he doesn’t hunt anyway, this was a humans right to hunt protest.. anyway just because his argument was so damn stupid I told him he could still hunt trees, then I offered to take him tree baiting. This seemingly quite shitty joke turned into us… er… skipping work to go bait some trees...

So yeah after concealing ourselves in bushes for a while a waiting for an innocent tree to pass by so we could gun it down... we decided to adjust our tactics. After some light reading we realised the trees tend to grow in packs called “woods” and are naturally sluggish creatures. This is so lame.

Anyway, we headed off to the nearest woodland and attempted to bait a tree with some miracle grow. Realising that the tree wasn’t going to move anyway my friend shot down what he considered a female tree, *shrugs* apparently it’s more prestigious kill. It was fairly surreal actually. Then after some unnecessary manliness we drank a few beers to toast our kill. We then attempted to cut it down. My friend had decided that he needed to mount a section of it on his wall. Realising that chopping stuff is hard work we gave up and headed off to subway. I dunno, I guess there’s just something about cutting down a tree that makes you really want a sandwich.

The next day we returned to find the tree had fallen in the night and taken out a farmer’s wall. Then out of nowhere the guy starts shooting at us!?! WHY! My friend got a bid of rock salt in his ass... It was funny watching him try to squeeze it out... so I treated him to a subway. I can try and upload a picture of his ass if you’d like.

Cut down a tree, have a sandwich.

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever done.

[Pipp-ORK]

Hahaha..Tree hunting? And they grow in packs called 'woods'? O_O Brilliant! ^_^ Anyway, I remember that when I was 7, I was sitting in the back seat of my grandpa's car. He had just bought a long piece of wood (2x4, whatever..) and about an inch of it was stuck out the window. I kept hitting my head on it everytime grandpa drove over a bump, so I pushed the whole thing out the window. O_O It ALMOST went through the window of someone's car, but the driver swerved to the side and the board just clattered to the road..The driver threatened to sue..;_;

[kat]

One time I was getting ready to go out with some friends at night.. There’s this mirror kinda thing connected to the gate. I was putting my shoes on and you know how you can see the side even though you’re looking straight ahead… I saw something move so I was scared and I jumped, screamed and run back in the door and fell on my butt… I thought I saw a ghost but realized it was just me putting on my shoes.

[Pipp-ORK]

One time I was getting ready to go out with some friends at night.. There’s this mirror kinda thing connected to the gate. I was putting my shoes on and you know how you can see the side even though you’re looking straight ahead… I saw something move so I was scared and I jumped, screamed and run back in the door and fell on my butt… I thought I saw a ghost but realized it was just me putting on my shoes.
Hey! Something like that happened to me once! I was in a friend's shower (I was spending the night there) and it had one of those sliding mirror-like doors. I was pretty tired, and when I saw my reflection out of the corner of my eye, I thought that someone was standing beside me. O_O So I freaked out. And slipped on a bar of soap. And beat my head on the metal water taps...;_; That hurt a lot...

[asian]

indigo, this is sharing your stories, not someone elses. pipp might now have wanted anyone to bring that up.

anyway, pipp, kat, i have also been a victim of my overactive imagination countless times >_<

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Actually, everyone was screaming, and I had a flaming bag in my lap, and the lighter had fallen in some guys jacket pocket, and I didn't really look where I had thrown the bag, I just...tossed it. O_O And I ALMOST got expelled, but (most of) the teachers liked me, and the driver of that car decided not to press charges. I had to clean up around town, do janitorial work for the school, write an 800 word apology to both the bus and the car driver, buy my friend a new school bag, pay for the burnt books that were in the bag, and I had to do a number of chores for a bunch of random people. ;_; For a year and a half. That's a little TOO many hours for just a little accident..

Wow that's some story. ^-^" Too bad I can't pull something like that off, because for one thing I would totally get caught and I won't be able to get out of it. Since my little boyish charms are leaving me...damn puberty. >_>"

[leafdeathstar19]

I Ran Butt Naked In Classs!

[Darren337]

I Ran Butt Naked In Classs!

yeah thats something that i just cant understand.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

yeah thats something that i just cant understand.

Something that I would never do...because I have too much self respect for myself to make an @ss of myself.

Plus can get arrested for that kind of stunt, and I don't need that kind of a record especially when you are trying to get a job. ^-^"

[Darren337]

unless you're trying to get a job as a stripper i would assume, but we wont go there.

[Pipp-ORK]

I also used to use my grandma's credit card to but things online, and when she'd ask about them, I'd say something like- "What!? You don't remember that $80 video game you LET me buy off that web site that you thought was VERY advanced!?!" And then SHE'D say- "....Oh! OH! Yes! Now I think I remember...Ok!" And I always got away with it...until I began to feel guilty..So I'd play the game (or watch the anime, depending on what I bought) and then send it back to the seller, asking for a refund..)U_U

[Porkchop Express]

yeah thats something that i just cant understand.

Yeah male nakedness strangely doesn’t appeal to me either. I try to be fully clothed at all times, especially around other people, but hey man if your proud of your body then go for it.

[Darren337]

i just dont know why anyone period would run around their class naked.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Yeah male nakedness strangely doesn’t appeal to me either. I try to be fully clothed at all times, especially around other people, but hey man if your proud of your body then go for it.

>_<" I don't think anyone thinks male genitalia is attactive...except for maybe MJ. >_>"

I also used to use my grandma's credit card to but things online, and when she'd ask about them, I'd say something like- "What!? You don't remember that $80 video game you LET me buy off that web site that you thought was VERY advanced!?!" And then SHE'D say- "....Oh! OH! Yes! Now I think I remember...Ok!" And I always got away with it...until I began to feel guilty..So I'd play the game (or watch the anime, depending on what I bought) and then send it back to the seller, asking for a refund..)U_U

Wow Pipp....that's deep...taking advantage of an old lady like that...>_>"
But atleast you got her money back...>_>"

[Pipp-ORK]

An old lady!?! She was 60 years old, and wanted a VESPA for Christmas!! *_* (That AND I found out that she had been regularly taking HUNDREDS of dollars out of my bank account to save up for said vespa!! >__< I have to work even HARDER now to save up for collage..;_; ) And NOW, (She got the vespa, claiming that MY money was HERS) she wants a CHOPPER! T__T (I hide my money in my PS2. >_< She'll NEVAH find it there! ^__^) She's no ordinary old lady..U__U She also finds it amusing to call me the "Devil's child" while chasing me with a spatula...;_; And it's traumatic having giant chunks of masonry thrown at you! I came from a broken home, I should know. U_U)

[Darren337]

pipp: well here's a new home and family for you, dysfunctional as it may be.

[Porkchop Express]

YEAH! Were like one big old family of misfits. Were a bit like the lost boys only err with some girls.... BANGERANG!!!... any excuse to bangerang…

[Darren337]

bangerang?

[Porkchop Express]

.... Is that a joke? You have seen the movie hook right?