What Silly Things Did You Do When You Were Little?

[Darren337]

*so lost* how bout no.... im in the US man, are you sure thats not regional to your area?

[Porkchop Express]

..... Hook..... Are you serious.... whaT!?!?! HAHAHAAH!! Its one of the most famous children’s/adults movies of all time... this movie almost single handedly sculpted our generation... I'm so confused right now.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/

[leafdeathstar19]

Wow I might of struck a sore spot

[Darren337]

oh that piece of crap, i thought you meant "hook" as in a movie trailer... *sigh* i just came from a music class, a hook is the part that "hooks you in" anyway no i didnt care to see a great classic defiled so i never watched that

[Crimson_Stigmata]

An old lady!?! She was 60 years old, and wanted a VESPA for Christmas!! *_* (That AND I found out that she had been regularly taking HUNDREDS of dollars out of my bank account to save up for said vespa!! >__< I have to work even HARDER now to save up for collage..;_; ) And NOW, (She got the vespa, claiming that MY money was HERS) she wants a CHOPPER! T__T (I hide my money in my PS2. >_< She'll NEVAH find it there! ^__^) She's no ordinary old lady..U__U She also finds it amusing to call me the "Devil's child" while chasing me with a spatula...;_; And it's traumatic having giant chunks of masonry thrown at you! I came from a broken home, I should know. U_U)

Oh so that's your grandma...>_>" I thought it was someone else...yeah well how can she take money out of your bank account?

Don't you have a pin number etc?

[Pipp-ORK]

Yes, I have a pin # and stuff, but she knows...everything. O_O Seriously. She knows what I had for breakfast, what I WANT to eat for breakfast, how much money I have in my pocket, AND my pin number..U_U And guess what I found in her 'favorites' file! PORN sites! O_O And she's 65 years old! O_O (That's granny for you. The nicest woman you'll ever meet. T_T Heh. Not to mention the DIRTIEST! *_*)

[Darren337]

pipp: change you pin, block her porn, skip breakfast, and lock your door.

[Pipp-ORK]

Darren, if I EVER even ATTEMPTED to block granny's porn....;_; She'd get..MAD. Very, very, MAD. Not angry, MAD. O_O (And she removed the lock that was on my door.-_-)
But yes, I WILL change my pin #! ^__^ Yay! @_@

[Darren337]

holy crap are you kidding? how old are you again?

[Darren337]

im assuming you know her.

[Darren337]

I'm her brother. Why wouldn't I know her..? Elly is our sister. The one who likes to keep her scabs in jars..O_O

just curious as to your relation to her, be it friend or fam.

[Darren337]

it could have been worse, it could have been you.

[Darren337]

blee. you ppl are weird.

[Ryudell]

Coming from you, that's pretty funny.

[aya724]

hehe such a crazy bunch in CB... i'm glad to know that at least i'm comparatively sane ^_^ no hate ;) it's real fun reading these anecdotes~

edit: I think i used to be a pyromaniac when I was little... i don't exactly remember this but i set fire to a deserted hut/shack near my grandparent's house when I was like 5... i mean i still like playing with my zippo altho i don't smoke, but at least I don't set fire to things for fun anymore~

[Tsumanne]

I fed a wooden airplane to by brother when I was like 3. He ate it too. Just a few splinters in the mouth for desert. Never messed with fire. Just electricuted myself a few times... ok more than a few.

PS: For the pyros out there if you want to get paid for making things go boom become EOD. All you need is a high school deploma.

[Darren337]

EOD, please tell me what that is, tho im assuming it has something do to with demolition.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Yes, I have a pin # and stuff, but she knows...everything. O_O Seriously. She knows what I had for breakfast, what I WANT to eat for breakfast, how much money I have in my pocket, AND my pin number..U_U And guess what I found in her 'favorites' file! PORN sites! O_O And she's 65 years old! O_O (That's granny for you. The nicest woman you'll ever meet. T_T Heh. Not to mention the DIRTIEST! *_*)

Eww I sort of didn't want to know that. >_>" Can't you change your pin? I know I had to about three times before my parents couldn't figure out what it was. ^-^"

[Pipp-ORK]

Yes! I've changed my pin #! ^-^ Now I won't have to wonder just what the hell happened to that $100 that 'suddenly' went poof! ^_^

And HackeD? Shut up.

[Porkchop Express]

HAHA... I love the way your Nan views porn pipp! Can I call you pipp? I used to do a paper round, on a Wednesday morning I had to deliver a porn called fiesta to this like 90 year old guy.. I spoke to him a couple of times, he always used to great me in his robe.. and he went to my church, you never would have dreamed the guy bought regular porn.

Anyway one morning my friend was walking the route with me and he found the mag and ran off with it. When I got back to the paper shop I explained to the owner what had happened, at that exact second some frail old lady walked into the shop and said "my husbands fiesta magazine hasn’t arrived this morning, I'm her to collect it"... we just couldn’t stop laughing at her. I fell badly for it now ho, she didn’t know why we were laughing, probably thought it was some kind of model making magazine or something, she looked so embarrassed when he passed it to her.

[Pipp-ORK]

HAHA... I love the way your Nan views porn pipp! Can I call you pipp? I used to do a paper round, on a Wednesday morning I had to deliver a porn called fiesta to this like 90 year old guy.. I spoke to him a couple of times, he always used to great me in his robe.. and he went to my church, you never would have dreamed the guy bought regular porn.

Anyway one morning my friend was walking the route with me and he found the mag and ran off with it. When I got back to the paper shop I explained to the owner what had happened, at that exact second some frail old lady walked into the shop and said "my husbands fiesta magazine hasn’t arrived this morning, I'm her to collect it"... we just couldn’t stop laughing at her. I fell badly for it now ho, she didn’t know why we were laughing, probably thought it was some kind of model making magazine or something, she looked so embarrassed when he passed it to her.
O_O What is UP with those old critters and their porn? :eek13: Grandma used to buy a porn mag, too. (It was called 'Cum On!' or something.. :LOL: ) Anyway, we went out to dinner at this really expensinve restaurant for my 10 birthday. You know what Granny brought to pass the time? Her latest issue of 'Cum On!'. To a public area. T_T This man in a buisness suit kept staring at her, and she was getting pissed. (She was muttering stuff like "Wuzzs he starin at!?") As we were about to leave, Grandma walked right over to Mr.Buisness suit, and said "Pardon me, but I couldn't help but notice you grinning at me, and I would've grinned back, but I wasn't sure if I was looking at your face or your ass." And then she left. O_O That HAD to be the most embarrassing moment of my life...>_< (And Porkchop, you can call me whatever you want. :face82: )

[Porkchop Express]

... Interesting... I don’t think anyone in my family would ever read porn at a restaurant, well maybe me...

[Pipp-ORK]

And the worst part was that she kept giggling and blushing and crap..>_< It was DISGUSTING. (A mag called 'Cum On!'? Ew...Just, ew..)

[kat]

my 2 younger sisters and i were home alone at night and we were watching a scary movie. we heard a weird sound and freaked out so we turned on all the lights and barricaded ourselves in the kitchen using chairs. now that we look back at that night… it was pretty silly of us to use chairs to block the entrance but we were just kids then... hehe

[Darren337]

my 2 younger sisters and i were home alone at night and we were watching a scary movie. we heard a weird sound and freaked out so we turned on all the lights and barricaded ourselves in the kitchen using chairs. now that we look back at that night… it was pretty silly of us to use chairs to block the entrance but we were just kids then... hehe

i guess at that age it was resourceful thinking.

[Porkchop Express]

I nearly got suspended from primary school when I was 10 or 11 for err… spitting on ducks. I don’t remember doing this of course, I don’t spit on anything!?! I was just guilty because everyone else was doing it... maybe I did? Probably didn’t help my case that I then called one of the teachers a ***** and told her husband to suck on my ass or something... not really like me to say such things to authority figures. I have an excellent judge of character tho, I still know the teacher and yes she still is a ***** and her husband is still welcome to suck on my ass... well I'd like to hit him anyway.. I remember all this because I was banned from going to my primary school prom... hmm not really a punishment in my opinion but there you go. A luxury that I didn’t get in high school... Worst night of my life.

[Tsumanne]

Darren EOD = Explosive Ordinance Disposal. Good job for former pyros.

[Darren337]

Darren EOD = Explosive Ordinance Disposal. Good job for former pyros.


oh thats sick!

i think being a demo expert would be fun too! all you do is blow buildings to bits!

[asian]

ahh fire soo mesmorizing...ok! story time! gather round!!!!
so we have this little little little garden on the other side of oour garage and nothings in there so last summer i made a little pit, put some wood in it and made a little bonfire then i found an earthworm and i tossed it in there and watched it sizzle and die >_>

[Darren337]

we incinerated a lizard... it was already dead tho. soaked it in zippo fluid and let it burn.

[Porkchop Express]

I've never tried to burn an animal to death. Guess I just dont enjoy setting living creatures on fire.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

^ lol pork u nvr set an ant on fire?! its mean but funny, i but the little guy out with a house though.

[Darren337]

UZI YOU'RE BACK!!!!



where you been? O_o

[ZeroWind]

he was on a never ending trip of touching himself at night. Lol, Jk

[Darren337]

he was on a never ending trip of touching himself at night. Lol, Jk

ah so you vistited neverland ranch... ok.













*falls out of chair in violent seizure*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

i know he he he was i missed that much? i heard zero was getting pm's were i was. I am indeed alive, ive been mad busy lately ^_^; i have the wuiz ready and done but i have to fix typos and get pep names.*sigh*
the main reason ive been gone is 4 tests in 1 week=sad me.
Another reason is i got bleach for psp and whooped zeros a** in a record of 5-1. Ishida owned u zero ha ha ha.

anyway yep ^_^ im back and still wearing black!

but seriously i was missed that much, its touching *sunset and group hug* lol

[Darren337]

i know he he he was i missed that much? i heard zero was getting pm's were i was. I am indeed alive, ive been mad busy lately ^_^; i have the wuiz ready and done but i have to fix typos and get pep names.*sigh*
the main reason ive been gone is 4 tests in 1 week=sad me.
Another reason is i got bleach for psp and whooped zeros a** in a record of 5-1. Ishida owned u zero ha ha ha.

anyway yep ^_^ im back and still wearing black!

but seriously i was missed that much, its touching *sunset and group hug* lol


no more touching! hahahaha! :winking56

[ZeroWind]

Hey that was not fair I got the game ten minutes before we played. On Fritag (Friday) u are gonna get owned by first Ichigo and then Rukia so i can crush your spirit.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

christ! i was not hes just mad cause i kicked his a** in bleach.sides u 2 posted b4 my long a** one went through

[ZeroWind]

You dont wear black u liar. U wear a maroon prep shirt with a zipper sweater. Damn Liar.

My avatar can kill ur avatar in a fight.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

? i wore green with a black/brown coat. i e black jacket lol

[Darren337]

ok guys no useless fighting, i just got done banning ppl over that...

[ZeroWind]

Sorry I really don't know what is going on anymore.

[Darren337]

back on topic... silly things done when young

[Uzichida Cantameru]

you banned som1 0_o woah.
anyway yea.
I hit a soccer ball with a baseball bat and it broks or pool. It was mad funny on how a soccer ball hit with a metal bat can dent a steal pool.

[Darren337]

come again?

you hit a soccer ball with a baseball bat and dented a metal pole?

[Pipp-ORK]

Hey... O_O Uzi's back! Rejoice, one and all! ^_^Glad you're not dead, Uzi! Anyway, back on topic..Last year, my 6 year old cousin was visiting for Christmas, and he got a jumbo pack of jolly ranchers (his mom just SPOILED him..>_<). He was being a brat, so I told him that if he planted the pack of jolly ranchers, it'd turn into a jolly rancher tree. So he buried them. And I dug them back up. And I ate THEM ALL. O_O" I got sick, too...U_U

[Uzichida Cantameru]

yes darren, im surprised as u are. but hey i HIT the SOCCER ball with a BAT and it flew into the side of a pool. made a dent which we popped back.
pipp thats mean ur supposed to say money not food ~_~

[Pipp-ORK]

Nah, he didn't care about money. He loved food. That's ALL. He also got a PS2 that year, but he spent Christmas bawling about his jolly ranchers than playing Jak And Daxter...

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol ps2 jolly r
ps2 pwns it, lasts longer lol.

[Pipp-ORK]

Strange kid...I mean, PS2<Jolly Ranchers!?! O_O I don't understand...

[aya724]

minty hunt... I guess it's an Aussie thing so some peeps in this forum may find it commonplace~

[Darren337]

ah, the rampant imagination of a child.

you know they say there is nothing more pure and cruel than a child. and i am inclined to agree.

[Ryudell]

Kindly explain?

[Darren337]

think about it. a child knows logic by human design. therefore, there is a right way and a wrong way, there is good, and there is evil. so pure, no corruption from society's delusion of political correctness.

the cruelty comes in when a child applies that logic.

an adult may see something as the lesser of 2 evils, but a child would simply see 2 evils that must be avoided. sometimes the 2 evils are people, and a child, not knowing anything but logic in its purest form, advises the adult about what to do. "theyre mean, tell them to go away. i hate them." a child with so little konwledge of society speaks such immensely strong and cruel words.

[Ryudell]

think about it. a child knows logic by human design. therefore, there is a right way and a wrong way, there is good, and there is evil. so pure, no corruption from society's delusion of political correctness.

the cruelty comes in when a child applies that logic.

an adult may see something as the lesser of 2 evils, but a child would simply see 2 evils that must be avoided. sometimes the 2 evils are people, and a child, not knowing anything but logic in its purest form, advises the adult about what to do. "theyre mean, tell them to go away. i hate them." a child with so little konwledge of society speaks such immensely strong and cruel words.

I see... but since it is logic in its purest form, then only expressions of direct dislike can be used by a child, no? They still don't understand the varying degrees of a single emotion.

[Darren337]

I see... but since it is logic in its purest form, then only expressions of direct dislike can be used by a child, no? They still don't understand the varying degrees of a single emotion.

exactly, and that is the cruelty of a child.

[Ryudell]

I guess so, if you put it that way. Strange that your 'cruelty' is also understood as the 'innocence' of a child.

[Pipp-ORK]

It makes a lot of sense, though. Children see things as either black or white, with nothing in between.

[Darren337]

the phrase is something i learned a long time ago, and then later i saw it again in bebop... it made me remember how true it is.

[Kiechi]

This is really silly but once when I was small...
















... I picked my nose.

[kat]

I used to draw pictures of Santa Claus and stick them all over the house on the night before Christmas..I thought that he'd like me more then, and I'd get more presents..T_T Too bad he NEVER REALLY EXISTED. U_U

my cousins once told my sisters and i that santa claus died in our apartment lobby and we believed them.

[Pipp-ORK]

This is really silly but once when I was small...... I picked my nose.
..Didn't everyone? :eek13:

[Porkchop Express]

..Didn't everyone? :eek13:

I just picked mine, it was long overdue.

I remember going to see the rugrats movie when I was younger with a couple of friends from school, don’t judge me! I hate the rugrats but it was the holidays and I was bored! Plus all the movies were a pound in some kind off offer due to all the releases being crap. Anyway my friend cried 4 times during that movie, he was do loud people were throwing stuff at us... we were being mocked by kids half our age but we did nothing about it, simply because we deserved the humiliation. I hate that guy. He cried at that part of the mummy returns when the woman gets killed. You might not remember that part of the film because you were probably cheering or taking part in some much deserved hi-5's...

So my question is, which movies or moments from TV shows is it acceptable to cry in and why?

[8davryu suno8]

hmmm.. when i was small i used to eat grass quite often, when i was outides o yea and climb trees in my yard that overlooked the street and throw stuff at random people

[Porkchop Express]

To win a bet I once housed a spearmint polo (the mint with the hole) in my bellybutton for 8 hours, then I ate it... it tasted really bad, not surprising really after it left a spearmint trail from my stomach all the way to my pants.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

u are nuts pork.
best bet i ever won was 500$ that i could hit a baseball in my backyard to a 7 eleven 2 blocks down from my house.
I only got 10$ though

[Pipp-ORK]

I used to climb the bathroom stalls (in school) when I was in grade 4. I'd hang upside down, and one day I fell..I hit my head on the shower nozzel. *_* It hurt a lot. @_@

[Uzichida Cantameru]

and may xplain some problems today. jk jk all good clean fun ^_^;

i was hit in the head with a door at 1 yr old

[Pipp-ORK]

I ALWAYS hit my head on things. Usually in the mornings. I have this really low shelf above my bed, and when I sit up I just smash my forehead on it..>_< It really hurts. (Every morning, too..U_U)

[Uzichida Cantameru]

why dont u like move the shelf up or take it down?

[Pipp-ORK]

'Cause grandma would say something like "YOU DUN GO AN MOVE DINGS IN MAI HOUSE!! I DUN CARE IF DAT SHELV IS DRIVIN UPPER ASS, YOU DUN GOT NO RITE TA MOVE IT!! THIS IS MAI HOUSE, DAMMIT!!"...Even though it's MY house, and NOT hers. T_T

[Uzichida Cantameru]

I saw this movie and exact situations like urs.
The teenager took the old ladies cane and beat her to death. so weird but it was funny because the dog was bitting the cane and riding it up n down for a bit.

[Kiechi]

'Cause grandma would say something like "YOU DUN GO AN MOVE DINGS IN MAI HOUSE!! I DUN CARE IF DAT SHELV IS DRIVIN UPPER ASS, YOU DUN GOT NO RITE TA MOVE IT!! THIS IS MAI HOUSE, DAMMIT!!"...Even though it's MY house, and NOT hers. T_T

Haha, some reason you always manage to make me laugh. :doindadom

[Crimson_Stigmata]

'Cause grandma would say something like "YOU DUN GO AN MOVE DINGS IN MAI HOUSE!! I DUN CARE IF DAT SHELV IS DRIVIN UPPER ASS, YOU DUN GOT NO RITE TA MOVE IT!! THIS IS MAI HOUSE, DAMMIT!!"...Even though it's MY house, and NOT hers. T_T

It's your house right? Well then....one day magically all her things are gonna be on the front lawn. That's all I have to say to you.

Either that or two words for you. RETIREMENT HOME. ^-^"

[Kokoro_no_cho]

lol. Poor pip! Both of my grandma's spoil me and buy me anime!

[Crimson_Stigmata]

lol. Poor pip! Both of my grandma's spoil me and buy me anime!

Both of my Grandmothers died. I feel sad. >_<"

[Pipp-ORK]

I saw this movie and exact situations like urs.
The teenager took the old ladies cane and beat her to death.
O_O Uzi! Great idea! I'll get right to it!! :biggrinlo

Bwahaha!!!

[Kokoro_no_cho]

Sorry Crimson-sama!! I'll come keep you company though! *wink wink* lol

[Pipp-ORK]

Yesterday, I was at the movie store, and some guy that was in the porn section kept looking at me. As I was about to leave, he asked me if I had a minute to talk. You know what he asked me? He wanted to know where he could find some men. Gay men. O_O I told him that there was a gay bar just outside of town, and then he started to get this creepy grin on his face. He walked up to the sercurity guard, and started to flirt with him! *_* And he was making hand-motions! And he told the guard that he was a sexy little ****! And so on! ;_; It was mortifying...>_< (And why the hell would I know where to find GAY men!? O_o)

[Uzichida Cantameru]

Originally Posted by Uzichida Cantameru
I saw this movie and exact situations like urs.
The teenager took the old ladies cane and beat her to death.


O_O Uzi! Great idea! I'll get right to it!!

Bwahaha!!!!"



lol taken advice from a slightly retarded person when he fells like it...kool ^_^

[asian]

ahh ciolence, i love it so...er....so! how bout them bears?

[Kokoro_no_cho]

Pipp I feel sooooo sorry for you!!!!! *hugs pipp*

[Pipp-ORK]

For being harassed by a gay man? (He kept asking me questions about gay men, and if I thought he was hot for about 25 minutes. T_T) Yes, I feel sorry for me, too. ;_;

[Uzichida Cantameru]

boy pipp, you sure go through weird and rough things...
how lucky for you lol

[Porkchop Express]

Pipp you just turned your back on a lonely gay man... a gay man and in a new town just searching for a friend to talk too in this crazy ass world… and he found you…

[Pipp-ORK]

...But he was SCARY..O_O And I'm STILL wondering why he thought that a FEMALE like myself would know where to find gay men. >_< How the hell would I know where to find GAY MEN when I'm not a GAY MAN? O_O"

[Uzichida Cantameru]

what pork said,"a gay man and in a new town just searching for a friend to talk too in this crazy ass world… and he found you…"
NEW TOWN lol
or have you been peeping into the bar?

[Pipp-ORK]

Nope! >_> <_< I keep my distance from the gay bars. And the lesbian bars, too. They frighten me. (I went in a gay bar once, though, on a dare. A cross-dresser was selling a wide....'variety' of condoms while dancing around on a slinky pole. They had SPIKES!! O_O" And were PINK! And GLOW IN THE DARK!! T_T) Scary experience..( The looks that the men gave me were worth the scared shitless-ness though. ^_^)

[Uzichida Cantameru]

"I keep my distance from the gay bars"
k but
"I went in a gay bar once"
you couldve helped him!

On topic, the day i scrwed up school computers by holding ctrl then pushing shift. Try it, its mad funny. to take affect off just repeat.

all it does folks is change the keyboard letters on ur comp
EX: l=n n=b t=y
its pretty kool ^_^

[Pipp-ORK]

"I keep my distance from the gay bars"
k but
"I went in a gay bar once"
you couldve helped him!

On topic, the day i scrwed up school computers by holding ctrl then pushing shift. Try it, its mad funny. to take affect off just repeat.

all it does folks is change the keyboard letters on ur comp
EX: l=n n=b t=y
its pretty kool ^_^
Hey, I TOLD him where the gay bar was, but it wasen't my fault if he decided to flirt with the poor, poor guard instead. :redbiggri And I just tried that ctrl+shift thing. It dosen't work on my computer. Damn. >_<

[Uzichida Cantameru]

ah you probably need a language pack on your comp like my skool had and my laptop.

Ontopic: i stuck peas up my noise and they got caught there so i had to go to the hospital.

[Pipp-ORK]

You got peas stuck in your nose!? Hahaha! That happened to me once, only it was with rocks right before school (It was 7:30 in the morning). T_T I couldn't get them out, and I was afraid to tell grandma, so I went to school with rocks stuck up my nose. Then I sneezed them out during math class. While we were doing a test. T_T It was embarrassing...U_U

[Porkchop Express]

A cross-dresser was selling a wide....'variety' of condoms while dancing around on a slinky pole. They had SPIKES!! O_O" And were PINK! And GLOW IN THE DARK!! T_T) Scary experience..( The looks that the men gave me were worth the scared shitless-ness though. ^_^)

I first saw those in a children’s theme park men’s toilets, They all had different plastic/rubber extra bits like saw blades and corkscrews... It was traumatising in such a desturbing way... I remembers thinking at the time it was the most insane and unpleasant thing that I’d ever seen. Fairly off putting in a children’s theme park toilet.

Uzi: don’t worry about it, we’ve all had stuff stuck up our nose’s in our ears, belly buttons… It’s quite normal.

[Pipp-ORK]

In a CHILDREN'S theme park..? Haha...That had to be traumatising..How old were you? You weren't a kid, were you? O_O

[Porkchop Express]

I dunno how old I was the first time I saw the, definitely too young to know what they were used for. I though it was like one of those toys you get in little eggs, like those sticky hand on a cord things... that may not have made sense.

Anyway it was still there last year.

When I was really little, approximately 4 years old I stole a toilet brush holder from a Safeway gents and wore it on my head as a crown. I didn't know why everyone was laughing, I was just grateful to the good people of Breightmet Safeway’s who let me keep it.. Never did see that child minder again. I think my parents probably burnt her.

[Porkchop Express]

I always get worried when people who know pipp arrive. who are you! state your purpose!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

hacked is pipps' bro i believe, she said it about 10 times when he joined X_X

[Porkchop Express]

I was talking about XXX, it just takes a second to read the thread damit!

[Uzichida Cantameru]

o sorry pork *shoots self*... who are you XXX i e how do u know pipp, he asks.

[Porkchop Express]

The last set of people that joined the forum who knew pipp started some stupid hate thread which angered me. As long as your friends then that’s cool, lets start over, welcome! If you’re staying you should setup an introduction thread.

[asian]

lol that is total pwnage from hacked, i have to give him madd props ^_^.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

MAN you guys are nuts, always fighting! go to sleep sometime during the day, or better yet build a treehouse to throw ballons at people!

[Darren337]

well as long as you arent a pipp hater XXX, then we have no problem with you.

[Tenten]

Write on the walls with a pink pen.

[asian]

if anyone is a pipp hater in here i will bash their face in......what?

[Darren337]

want me to pin them so you can get a better hit in asian?

[Uzichida Cantameru]

right >< lol *sticks hand out and fires arrows toward pipp-haters* finally got it to work!

back on topic: play to many vid games.

[kat]

you guys are a bunch of violent people.... oh well hehe

so hungry anyone have anything for me to eat....?

[Darren337]

*hands over pocky*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

um right >< *takes pocky* lol, btw are we really that violent?

On topic: another thing i did was fall out of my tree house into a 2" pool.

off topic: he...wasnt that fun

[krono6]

Well, when I was little, I *cough* was *cough* Very Stupid, so....

My friend got this new skateboard, one of those sh*tty ones from Argos or something, so anyway we had an Idea, I stand on one end and my friend kicks the other end down in the hopes that I fly to the Moon..... Sadly, it didn't work and I ended up having a Dent in my Skull, so permanent damage other than the fact that I'm literally insane.. Mueehahahahshaaahwhasw..... *Cough* sorry..

Sad thing is, thats not a joke :p:

[8davryu suno8]

o ya krono6, i had a sh*tty argos one too, they really were sh*tty alright, deformed and big. In my house back in my country there used to be this huuuuge slope-like thingy, like a small runway next to da house. Me and my friendz used to race down da hill sittin on them all da time. One time the wheel came off of one of my friendz skateboardz, so he sped down da hill in front of me , then i couldnt break with my foot cuz of da laughter thinking he was gonna crash.:LOL: Since his back wheel was gone, and therez like a banister at the end of da runway i ended up landin my scateboard underneath his and heaving him over da banister chipped his tooth and me i got a black eye from the end of his skateboard. :eek13:Yeah.. those things are dangerous :redbiggri

[kat]

pocky... *takes pocky* no you're not that violent... i'm probably more violent then you..

[Uzichida Cantameru]

*takes pocky and leaves pack with dynamyte in it* im probably most verbably violent here or ever,i dont use physical, not in to hurting people cause than that could be my wife someday and i go to jail.

But anyway the point is to be able to control your violence!

[Darren337]

*sigh* and why am i left as the only one who can control his self? *cooperates with pocky thieves for the greater good of CB*

[kat]

pocky thieves..? who? *looks around*
*ties uzichida and the pack of dynamyte together*

[Pipp-ORK]

Uzi got pocky?! Give me itttttt! *Unties Uzi and evilly steals pocky. Bwahahaha!*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

*steals back* since darren is most mature *gives it to darren to put in closet* go for it now if you dare.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

*steals back* since darren is most mature *gives it to darren to put in closet* go for it now if you dare.

Umm I think I'll go by my own Pocky for 89 cents or $2.25

k ^-^

[Uzichida Cantameru]

but what happens if someone takes it from you!!!!
*takes crim money* see now what? *burns it* lol...if only it was real life action!

[Pipp-ORK]

O_O You burnt Crimson's money, Uzi? How could you!? U_U Oh well. I guess I'll venture into Darren's closet to get that pocky! Bwaha! ^_^

[Darren337]

*looks down and closes eyes* ah pipp, you made a crucial error.... *evil grin*





*blood curdling scream as pipp is ensnared in the pocky trap.*



thats 3...

[Pipp-ORK]

Damn. U_U No pocky for me..Oh well. I'll just call on my many squirrel friends to help me escape! ^_^ Forget the pocky, I'll steal Darren instead! Mwahaha! Ransom, people! 6 jumbo boxes of pocky in trade for the bestest mod ever! Hand it over! *_*

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol bestest, ah i still want to become one, the topic died were my stunning 3-4 nominations were lol.
Anyway yep darrens closet is kool*goes in darrens house and sits on his computer screen* o wait here darren*hand fire crackers and pocky over* ah i feel in a giving mood taday^_^

[Pipp-ORK]

You wanna be a mod, Uzi? I'll nominate ya! ^_^ (Or..whatever..O_O) And how about those 6 boxes, hmmmm? >_<

[Uzichida Cantameru]

lol pipp thnx thats 4-5 almost there ^_^
so darren is that enough, since you nominated me lol.
porkchop.
montoven.
pipp.
kiechi.

anyway here you go pipp*throws a truck filled with pocky at 120mph into darrens closet*

[Pipp-ORK]

WoOt! I gotz my pocky! ^_^ And how many votes do you need, Uzi? O_O You've already got 4 or 5..

[Uzichida Cantameru]

thats what im trying to find out, didnt you know that since post 5(my first 5 posts) i have been trying to become a mod with darren?

[8davryu suno8]

I nominate u too Uzi, in case 4-5z not enough^^, cya round everyone, goonite

[Uzichida Cantameru]

im feeling the love,*sniff sniff* just sumtin in my eye...lol g night 8, btw why not put some of your drawings in your sig? they are amazing.

[Darren337]

amazing is the best word for what i just read... all of it. all the way from pipp's squirrels. i didnt know i was the best mod ever, nor did i know i could be stolen *looks around* well this is new... hmmm.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

who said you could be stolen?
*steals darren* lol i owe!!!11!1 u knw!!1!
lol...

[Darren337]

pipp said i could be stolen. *shrug* i guess since no one tried it before we were all unaware it was possible.

[Pipp-ORK]

Woo-hoo! I was the FIRST to steal Darren..^_^ ( Do I get some kind of an award for that? O_O I'm a pioneer! Sort of...>_O)

[Darren337]

Woo-hoo! I was the FIRST to steal Darren..^_^ ( Do I get some kind of an award for that? O_O I'm a pioneer! Sort of...>_O)


*eyes glow red*



your award... *fanged smile*



....IS YOUR DOOOM!

[Pipp-ORK]

BUT! I have a WEAPON! Boohahaha! Come, my squirrles! Sic Darren! ^_^ *Squirrles attack using various types of gun power, katanas, and blaster-y guns. *_* Ka boom. *_**

[Crimson_Stigmata]

BUT! I have a WEAPON! Boohahaha! Come, my squirrles! Sic Darren! ^_^ *Squirrles attack using various types of gun power, katanas, and blaster-y guns. *_* Ka boom. *_**

Humm don't forget those flying squirrles and their amazing ninja like relfexs and skills. >_<"

[Darren337]

dont forget who i am tho *blurs*

*random squeaks*


doom.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

wait wait wait, darren is doom! kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up fighting area with nuke* yea!
*darren and pipp are standing there with red eyes*
OMG ITS 28 days later!
*runs in circles and flies away by a random jetpack*

^if you undrstand that, you get an award for being able to understand stupidity!

[Pipp-ORK]

Damn! I can't understand it. Curses! (No award for me..Woe, woe..U_U) And Darren could NEVAH make my squirrels squeak. At least, not if they were going all out. They really ARE savage creatures, hm? It's sort of like Rambo...Only smaller. *_* And savage-er. (And that little Darren-blur thing reminds me of Blood Omen 2. You know, where Kain turns into a misty thing and sneaks up behind the evil people and then WHAMMM!!!-snaps their neck! ^_^ Or runs 'em through with a giant axe, or sometimes with his claws...It depends..^_^ Mwaha!)

[Darren337]

Damn! I can't understand it. Curses! (No award for me..Woe, woe..U_U) And Darren could NEVAH make my squirrels squeak. At least, not if they were going all out. They really ARE savage creatures, hm? It's sort of like Rambo...Only smaller. *_* And savage-er. (And that little Darren-blur thing reminds me of Blood Omen 2. You know, where Kain turns into a misty thing and sneaks up behind the evil people and then WHAMMM!!!-snaps their neck! ^_^ Or runs 'em through with a giant axe, or sometimes with his claws...It depends..^_^ Mwaha!)


sounds like a happy little interpretation of me you have going there.

[sinkinswimmer]

Hmm... when I was younger, I used to have a really bad habit of sticking my tongue out whenever I was drawing. I got teased a lot, so I broke that habit, thank goodness.

[Ballistics]

I wonder if your drawing got any better or worse...? hmmm wow that last post sure was outta place...tree rats vs Darren...hmm sounds cool...

*goes to his armory and locks away all his swords, guns, hammers, gundams, rpgs, slingshots, rubberbands, ect...*

OH yeah...nothing gets past the master...Masterlock(TM) now back to the rat and human fight...

*sits under a catus and puts a poncho over his suit*

Well there you have it amigos, when I was little I used to follow everything. Ballistics out...[B]

[Kiechi]

..Didn't everyone? :eek13:

I was joking... :eek13:

[Pipp-ORK]

Yes, but I'm sure that EVERYBODY picked their nose when they were little. *_* (I have yet to meet someone who hasn't..O_O)

[ChiaPet]

Oh...my...gosh!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID ONE OF MY THREADS BECOME A FIVE-STAR THINGY?! ::confuzzled >.<:: Anyway, another little story (even though I'm not sure if people still put their stories here ^_^):

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Never mind, I can't think of anything right now. I'll get back to you! (if my home computer lets me get on this site. for some reason, it won't let me! I barely have time at school to post, and this summer there is no school...so I might not be able to post ALL SUMMER!! unless the database error thing stops....rambling now. cyas!)

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Yes, but I'm sure that EVERYBODY picked their nose when they were little. *_* (I have yet to meet someone who hasn't..O_O)

Picking is one thing...digging for gold is another..

And you forget some people like to eat them..."salty snacks" they say. >_>"

[Porkchop Express]

Picking is one thing...digging for gold is another..

And you forget some people like to eat them..."salty snacks" they say. >_>"

Yeah strangely when I'm driving my attention seems to wonder towards my nose situation... but I don’t go round eating the stuff... its just not polite, plus its just so darn morish... mmm BUT it’s a dark road, a slippery slope…

[Crimson_Stigmata]

Yeah strangely when I'm driving my attention seems to wonder towards my nose situation... but I don’t go round eating the stuff... its just not polite, plus its just so darn morish... mmm BUT it’s a dark road, a slippery slope…

Yeah I always wonder why people start picking their nose when they are driving...do they think that people can't see them or something?

I quite fankly find it really gross. >_<"

[Porkchop Express]

Yeah I always wonder why people start picking their nose when they are driving...do they think that people can't see them or something?

I quite fankly find it really gross. >_<"

I couldn’t say for certain but I believe there must be some kind of psychological connection, almost an inexplicable telepathy between man and machine, controlling my left hand... I don’t know how it does it... possible the sound of the engine played in reverse has some mind control hidden nose picking message, or the vibration of the chassis is set to a particular frequency that irritates the nostrils... I couldn’t say? But don’t you see it’s really that cars fault, except for being weak minded I'm totally blameless.

Your right though it is gross. The people that do it know that other people are looking, we just don’t care all that much.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

I couldn’t say for certain but I believe there must be some kind of psychological connection, almost an inexplicable telepathy between man and machine, controlling my left hand... I don’t know how it does it... possible the sound of the engine played in reverse has some mind control hidden nose picking message, or the vibration of the chassis is set to a particular frequency that irritates the nostrils... I couldn’t say? But don’t you see it’s really that cars fault, except for being weak minded I'm totally blameless.

Your right though it is gross. The people that do it know that other people are looking, we just don’t care all that much.

It makes me think...didn't their parents tell that digging for gold is not something you do in public? >_<"

[Porkchop Express]

It makes me think...didn't their parents tell that digging for gold is not something you do in public? >_<"

They sure did. Perhaps it’s like a first rebellion against the parental authority figures that over time has become part of our very souls… or maybe they’re just bored and are having a little trouble breathing?

[greenrider85]

"don't pick your nose.."-woman
"i wasn't picking my nose i was going to thump him!" -man
"oh, shut up big nose."-other man.

[Pipp-ORK]

When I was in 7th grade, I sat right next to this kid who loved to pick his nose. When people were looking, he'd flip them off and lick his fingers. >_< It was gross. I think that I picked my nose until I was 5 or 6, but I don't remember ever eating the stuff...

[8davryu suno8]

^*shudder*>_<, me neither, i rememba findin those underneath my desk all thru primary... ugh* they made us clean all that at the end of the year.. Not.. Nice...

[Porkchop Express]

^*shudder*>_<, me neither, i rememba findin those underneath my desk all thru primary... ugh* they made us clean all that at the end of the year.. Not.. Nice...

Hahaha.. Yeah I bet crimson came across a couple of those and mistook them for gum...

[greenrider85]

eeeewwww.....sick

[Porkchop Express]

That boy has some strange, yet incredible admirable habits.

[greenrider85]

what habits? i know this is sick but i chew on my nails. i wish i could stop..

[Darren337]

no consumption of nose nuggets plz thx

the chewing of the nails is 5 ur old stuff for me. my brothers dont chew their nails either.

[Porkchop Express]

You should stop or they will wear your teeth down, then you'll get these annoying ridges that will provide you with mild yet slowly maddening irritation for the rest of your life

Crimson used to go round looking under tables and chairs trying to find old bits of other peoples gum to chew on... what a guy.

[Pipp-ORK]

I used to chew my nails. I stopped in grade 5, though, when my whole nail just got bitten off. >_< Then my nailess finger tip kept catching on stuff and it hurt..O_O

[Darren337]

i just keep my nails trimmed. and when i trim them i make sure the new edge is ground smooth cuz it really gets to me when my nails catch on stuff. its an annoying thing to be pulling my phone from my pocket and feel that familiar pull from the fabric catching my nail.

[greenrider85]

ouch that sucks. i try not to do it anymore. once in middle school, my class,(i went to a private school) we went ice skating. i didn't even make it to the rink, i had skates on, heading for the door. i had my middle finger in the door shingle, and someone closed it on my finger. it was bad..... i was wearing gloves too. my finger looked like it was separated, eventually the finger got better, and the nail grew back.

[Porkchop Express]

every 6 months or so one of my nails inverts itself then falls off... I have practically no feeling in my finger tips now, which can be entertaining for may reasons.

[greenrider85]

yippee, i thought that event was traumatizing. it took a few months for the nail and the finger to heal. did i mention it was my middle finger??

[Porkchop Express]

No this happens to me regularly, every few months, each time its a different finger... they have all gone at the same time... that hurt.

[greenrider85]

that would definitely hurt. have you seen a doctor or something for that? it could be a fungus or something?

[Porkchop Express]

It is a fungus, a curiously incurable fungus. Like I said tho I don’t have very much feeling left in my fingertips which isn’t exactly a bad thing. Its makes them, stronger, faster… Its like a very crappy super hero power, about on par with the kid from captain planet who had the heart ring.

[greenrider85]

darn. you should put on a cape then you could be super man with fungal nail infection. how's that? a long superhero name isn't it?

[Darren337]

how about super spore!

[Porkchop Express]

Now I do enjoy the word spore... but saving the world is probably hard work. This power really only lets me touch really hot things, stab my fingers with knifes and stuff and just generally play string instruments for longer... I hardly think that warrants the wearing of a hero cap... I'd feel like such a fraud...

[Darren337]

...all hail super spore anyway!

[Porkchop Express]

...all hail super spore anyway!

Seriously stop calling me that... I'm just worried if that name takes off, I'd be forced to reap my petty revenge on you.

[Darren337]

aw ok, sry porkchop.

[Porkchop Express]

haha that’s cool, I was only partly serious about the revenge thing anyway, not that I wouldn’t consider you a darn worthy adversary.

I really enjoy shaking the hands of people I hate in the sad hope they get fungal infections and have to get the hands amputated at the wrist.

[Pipp-ORK]

Haha..What a hope, Porkchop..^_^ I remember that I tried something revengeful in grade 7. The class was in the science lab, and we were working on mixing different chemicals. The teacher split us into groups, and I happened to be in a group with the one girl that I absolutely HATED. >_< To put it simply, I tried to poison her. With something called 'indicator'. And it had the little cross-bones symbol on the front. I slipped a little of it in a jar, and at recess, poured it in her milk. (It was only a drop, I didn't think that she'd die..) She noticed, though, because the milk turned red, so she tried to trick her best friend by saying that it was kool-aid, and that she wasn't thirsty. Said friend drank it. And I got worried when that friend was out sick the next day. I thought that I had killed her, so I began going to church everyday so that I wouldn't go to hell. The end. (She didn't really die, of course, because the 'indicator' wasn't all that poisonous, it just made her really sick. O_O I got suspended from school for 3 and 1/2 weeks, and I had to do community service hours. U_U)

[greenrider85]

wow.. wouldn't want to be on your badside.

[Ryudell]

She must have heaved up a lot of vomit 0_0z

[Pipp-ORK]

From what HackeD has told me, she "..coughed up her GUTTTTSS!!! And when she was done purging, she landed in the crap!! Haha! I'd HATE to be her!!" So...Yeah. I'm guessing she vomitted a lot. >_O

[Ryudell]

Mmmm, I wonder... hey Pipp you weren't disturbed by your brother calling you 'an impulsive idiot'? It isn't something flattering and it literally means you don't think before you do anything.

[Pipp-ORK]

Nope. He says worse offline, but I'm used to it. And I get my revenge. ^_^ Lots of...revenge. T_T I can't do anything to him now, though, because he's already gone beddy-byes... U_U

[Ryudell]

Are you serious??? You can do much worse when he's in La-La Land, girl!!! Go get him!!!! *maniacal laughter*

[Pipp-ORK]

Ohh! OHH! Ryudell, you're a genius! WoOT! ^_^ ...But he locks his door (granny didn't remove the lock on his..U_U) so I'll get him when he comes down for a glass of water! Bwahaha! >__> I'll beat him with our dog, or something..T_T

[Ryudell]

I pity the dog. Try something heavier, Pipp (unless your dog happens to be a St. Bernard)

[Pipp-ORK]

My dog is pretty big, but oh well..The little feignling hasn't come out of his room yet, so I'm assuming he's asleep. >_< Curses. I'll just have to wait for another oppurtunity..U_U

[Darren337]

what you do is you wait until he gets his drink of water... then you hide in his room. wiat for him to fall asleep again, then slowly leave and collect your preselected and prepared tools of meyham. perform your wickedness and then lock the door on your way out. all is well.

[Crimson_Stigmata]

It is a fungus, a curiously incurable fungus. Like I said tho I don’t have very much feeling left in my fingertips which isn’t exactly a bad thing. Its makes them, stronger, faster… Its like a very crappy super hero power, about on par with the kid from captain planet who had the heart ring.

Wow...that might be a really good advantage you got there. You could be an expert at kyudo ( Japanese archery ) or be like Ishida. ^-^"

[Porkchop Express]

Wow...that might be a really good advantage you got there. You could be an expert at kyudo ( Japanese archery ) or be like Ishida. ^-^"

My mums a guide leader so I did quite a lot of archery when I was growing up, Its not really a major advantage tho.

Whats the difference between I dunno... international archery and japanese archery?

[Crimson_Stigmata]

My mums a guide leader so I did quite a lot of archery when I was growing up, Its not really a major advantage tho.

Whats the difference between I dunno... international archery and japanese archery?

Well there are a lot of different styles of Japanese Archery. 流鏑馬 is one where you are on a horse and you shoot targets.

The bow is really big too compared to that of a regular bow. So basically it looks like Ishida's bow. >_>"

[Porkchop Express]

Haha..What a hope, Porkchop..^_^ I remember that I tried something revengeful in grade 7. The class was in the science lab, and we were working on mixing different chemicals. The teacher split us into groups, and I happened to be in a group with the one girl that I absolutely HATED. >_< To put it simply, I tried to poison her. With something called 'indicator'. And it had the little cross-bones symbol on the front. I slipped a little of it in a jar, and at recess, poured it in her milk. (It was only a drop, I didn't think that she'd die..) She noticed, though, because the milk turned red, so she tried to trick her best friend by saying that it was kool-aid, and that she wasn't thirsty. Said friend drank it. And I got worried when that friend was out sick the next day. I thought that I had killed her, so I began going to church everyday so that I wouldn't go to hell. The end. (She didn't really die, of course, because the 'indicator' wasn't all that poisonous, it just made her really sick. O_O I got suspended from school for 3 and 1/2 weeks, and I had to do community service hours. U_U)

I can’t believe you fed someone universal indicator! That’s awful! I mean I’ve drank a few drops of the stuff from time to time but that's just crazy! I have the utmost respect for you.

[greenrider85]

i knew a kid in 1st grade who ate glue. i am serious. then there was this kid that ate kleenexes. i don't know why both things don't look tasty.

[Ballistics]

he ate glue? and kleenexes? what the..? man around here we didn't even get naps or anything no playtime ( outside of recess) and damn all we did was math and reading...*sigh* it was hard growing up...from that moment I knew that I hated school and all teachers where evil basterds that only cared for the next pay check...and to this day its all the same...

Well there you have it amigos, Yeah, never forget that the wip snapped your back kids. Ballistics out...[B]

[greenrider85]

that sucks. these guys were separate one ate glue, the other kleenexes. in kindergarden didn't do much. finger paint...

[Ballistics]

yeah it sure did...I don't have much respect for teachers...they never taught me anything...I was taught by books and my family but the public teachers let me rot...hell they took me to the hospital in a milk truck...A MILK TRUCK! damn school...

Well there you have it amigos, I didn't finger paint unless it was with my blood. Ballistics out...[B]

[Ryudell]

That is seriously disturbing...

Though there is something very artistic about finger painting with blood (not my own)

[Darren337]

ah yes, i love finger painting in other people's blood.
*thinks back to childhood art contests*

(remembers urahara's blood death message)

[Ryudell]

There, we do have a sense of humor^^. Though Urahara's sense of humor is seriously oput of whack! I hope that bloody message disappears automatically or Yuuzu's gonna throw a fit^^

[Darren337]

did you read the manga? that was one of the side notes. she walks into ichigo's room looking for him the next day and freaks out when she sees the doom message.

[Ryudell]

oops... must have skipped that page ^^. God I'd better rift through it again!!!

[Darren337]

its one of the funnier side doodles, look it up :)

[Ryudell]

Hehehehhhh... can't forget the part when Chad gets his message while walking around. Urahara has uncanny aim.

[sinkinswimmer]

eh? when does that one happen? .... i forget.

[Pipp-ORK]

The Urahara blood message thing? It happened when Ichigo was waiting to meet up with everyone to go to the Soul Society gate. *_*

[Darren337]

yes and at the end of that chapter, one of the lil sketch slides is yuzu freaking out going "what happened!?! now i have to clean it up!!!"

[rudeboi@home]

i used to run round my house naked with a police helmet on eating smarties...im so fu*-*-*-* embarrased

[Darren337]

yeah well theres worse things you could do... like that but out in front of your house at the age of 12. but we'll not go there.

[greenrider85]

i didn't do that when i was little. i would run around a little naked i had a diaper on when i was little.

[Darren337]

diapers.... my brother used to tear them open and run around spilling the absorbant gel everywhere.

[greenrider85]

how old is your brother? ii have a younger brother. sometimes i think it sucksbeing the oldest.

[Darren337]

im the oldest, and the younger bro that did that was 2 at the time.

now that my 2 younger bros are 12 and 14 respectively, its not so bad.

[greenrider85]

i am 20 and my brother (only one brother) is a sophomore in highschool.

[Darren337]

19, the 14 yr old is gonna be in 9th grade next year, and the 12 yr old is moving to 7th grade.

[greenrider85]

well, at least i don't have a sister.. i hear that sisters can get pretty catty with each other. my mom has a lot of sisters. her family is irish catholic. irish and catholic always have huge families. but she told me that when she was in fights they would throw stuff at each other.

[Darren337]

ok im friends with 2 sisters, a year apart. those two get pretty edgy at times. *shakes head* PMS is a whole 'nother thing on the estrogen sea.

[Porkchop Express]

Hmmm... I can’t seem to get along with my sister, no matter how hard I try... I have to get out of this house before I lose it! Then I'll probably never come back.

When I was 8ish my sister dressed me up like a woman, stuck a figure of 8 shaped sponge down my top and made me go to the post office to buy some sweets... It’s amazing what you can persuade a child to do for sweeties... She claims to have a picture of it somewhere but I doubt it. Oh well if the roles were reversed I would have definiately done the same.

[Darren337]

HAHAHAHA, oh well, at least you didnt do it willingly for nothing...

[greenrider85]

yippee.. i guess that i am lucky. me and my brother sort of get along.

[Porkchop Express]

HAHAHAHA, oh well, at least you didnt do it willingly for nothing...

... I’d probably do it again... I bloody love pear drops!

I can’t remember exactly but I think it was some kind of Victorian style dress with matching parasol... We have a panto cupboard. I build sets and props and stuff very occasionally for the local church panto. It’s just something that my family has always done, plus the community spirit that I get from it keeps me sort of normal... Everyone wins!

[Darren337]

thas cool porkchop. im a useless bum in my community

[Porkchop Express]

Hey I said very occasionally, like 3 or 4 days a year... the rest of the time I am probably more bummish than the lot of you... Plus you've gotta keep thinking about your CV... alright fine I’ll admit that I enjoy doing it a little!

[Darren337]

yeah i might DJ for our independence day block party this year, thats about it.

[Porkchop Express]

Independence Day huh… One day we’ll take back what’s rightfully ours…

But yeah the whole dj thing, that’s social! and community spirited! I just can’t do the whole being social thing... It really annoys me when I have to turn on the charm and fake personality at work when I clearly just don’t care.

[Darren337]

i just be politely sarcastic and everyone's happy.

[Pipp-ORK]

I used to run around naked, too, like a lot of people in this thread. *_* I'd turn on the radio, and pretend that I was a rockstar. A nude rockstar. T_T I only began to feel like a ****ing idiot when I turned 6, so I stopped. (I also used to sing "Going to the store, going to the store. Gonna get some milk, give it to the cat. Then I'm gonna skin it allllliiiivvveeee and get the milk aggaaiiinnnn and then I'll return it to the store for a refuuunnddd and buy some bubble guuuummm...Bloodandguts!! Watcha!" while shopping with grandma. O_o She slapped me pretty hard, too, because she claimed that I was "...attractin' two mutch attenten!" U_U)

[Lady_Ivan]

my grandma was babysitting me one time and she left me alone n she sed that she heard sum weird gaggin noise coming from the kitchen and when she went to check i had my hand down her dogs throat hehe n she sed dat wen she tried to pull my hand out i wouldnt let go of the dogs tounge so yeh i was evil wen i was little

[Pipp-ORK]

I vaguely remember that, Pipp.... T_T Pipp once dared (THREATNED) me to dress up like a street child, and beg for money. So I did, and then SHE took ALL of the money that people had given me out of sympathy. >_< *****.
Really. Well YOU used to race around the house screaming, "Look at THIS, Hayley!" 'THAT' was one thing I could've lived without seeing.. :sad:

[Darren337]

such demented people here. if we ever met as group, it would be called the apocalypse con.

[Pipp-ORK]

Yes, Darren, we're ALL demented. But that's a good thing. It's a good kind of demented-ness. Oh dementhia, thy name be Club Bleach..U_U
It's endearing, really. :redbiggri

[Darren337]

we ARE cult bleach, remember?

by the power of the zanpaktou, we solemnly swear our allegiance to the dark-robed lords. we the spirits who roam soul society; we are cult bleach.

[greenrider85]

yay!!!! and our mission is to get others to join. do we make sacrifices?

[Darren337]

those who defect, deviate, or attempt to undermine our cause, shall meet their demise by my hand.

[greenrider85]

sacrifices....yay!!!!!

[Pipp-ORK]

WoOT! Sacrifices! Now Cult Bleach is all...PROFESSIONALLY cult-like! ^_^ Props to us..So, who should we sacrifice first? HackeD, maybe...? O_o

[greenrider85]

hmmmm.. can we wear our cloaks and sacrifice him at an ancient landmark?

[Darren337]

we already had sacrifices... those who oppose or undermine. pipp you know who i speak of.

[greenrider85]

i am not going to be told who was sacrificed? i am in this cult too....

[Darren337]

b!tch slap and indigo.

[greenrider85]

oh, why where they sacrificed?? a interesting reason?

[Darren337]

they were banned. (aka sacrificed)

[greenrider85]

oh.... yay!!! what do you have to do to get banned.. just curious.

[Darren337]

slander another user. say things that annoy and offend other users. be a pain in the ass in general to a point where people plot your demise.

[greenrider85]

oh, not good times..

[Darren337]

and thats why we have no problem sacrificing said people.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

is that what happened to the pipp haters darren? and btw what type of ban does CB/BP do?

[Darren337]

depending on the offense, temp to indefinite.

[rudeboi@home]

well im just cool yah any gals have msn?

[greenrider85]

nope, don't have msn...

[Darren337]

we just sacrificed another one by the way.